The 3-0 "win" was good for team morale though, and I still got to drink beers
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The 3-0 "win" was good for team morale though, and I still got to drink beers
Yeah but we got Casey's Pizza
I feel weird not watching college football tonight
Pretty rude of the other team to skip volleyball without telling anybody
She bath on my pie til i cream
YOU BLEW IT
Time to clean up the Dirty Dodge
Hey siri, show me a recipe for a single serving of vodka sauce
I might as well try, shouldn't I?
i'll stand by with the tummy hort bear
Took some chicken breasts out of the freezer 🙂↕️
Xenophobic?....but that's usually for another country
I have questions that I'm afraid will just lead to more questions
I watched an IG reel where a guy made a sandwich with griddled pepperoni, chicken cutlets, mozzarella, provolone, and vodka sauce all chopped and mixed together. I think I know my big stupid sandwich plans for this weekend
Still room for more hollerin, imo
Slept in a Something Corporate shirt woke up in a car
the meetings will continue until productivity improves
YYZ is such a great song
Sunday scaries are even worse on a Monday
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social abovegroundbunkers.horse
@andrewfleer.com remember that time you sent Christmas cookies of your dog's butt?
Do you think PB was mad that I "abandoned" him?
It's been stuck in mine since I originally posted it
bsky.app/profile/andr...
BBQ nerds are obviously butt guys
Pumpkin Spice
Manifesting someone to hold Fleer like this
Oh we gon have a game show contest to get Fleer a CabinMate
If not, wyd?
Exactly!
Anybody wanna go to Alaska and share a room with me? 🥺👉👈
I told them I haven't looked at anything yet and asked if we can discuss it later But yeah, I think eating the cost is worth the serenity
@wyattswickedgoods.com we're getting the gang back together
My parents (trying to be nice): As a single person, you'd have to pay twice as much as us for your own room, or we can get a suite with a pullout couch for you. I mean, they're right for assuming I'll still be single, but what if....
I love that top print
It feels good to be back home
I'll post here 'til I can't post here no more and then I'll post somewhere else. It's not that hard
You can't get rid of me that easily
Mowing lawns, $5 or $10 depending on the size of the yard
I remember when my parents used to give teen-Fleer shit for sleeping in. I've been up since 7am and they're still both in bed. How the tables have turned.
Sometimes you gotta be bold
Let's try this again 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 September is 🕯 🕯 the month that 🕯 🕯 I get hot 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
😺 🎙️ Would
Both of my parents have gone to bed, and he would rather sleep on my lap
Sorry, no take-backs!
Pickles never met me until today and he already loves me more than he loves my parents
Cars on Beck
you can have feet pics when he is six feet in the dirt
A tiger can't change his stripes, bill
All the talk of Butthole Eyes reminds me of when @cassidoo.co gave me Steve Buscemi's eyes
Corn check
Gosh darn it @surber.bsky.social, all I see are butthole eyes now
I have no shame (That's not true, I have a ton of shame all the time)
Good morning @soletssay.bsky.social
I feel you already know my answer and are goading me to post it on Al Gore's internet in an attempt to shame me. So no, I would not describe them as handsome
That's such a subjective term
My parents dropped the ball, so I had to do it myself
All the puppies
Real ones love the flight map
But what if I-
I does what I'm told
My go-to summer drink.
Trump Admin, sometimes I doubt your compliance to Sparkle's motions
If a tummy is introduced in the first act, it has to hort by the third act
Accidentally had the link paused. My bad
Gonna do some blogging for @sickoscommittee.org unless y'all decide to distract me ngl.link/andrewfleer2
My school also banned them, so I was never able to keep my traps
Great night meeting up with @sarahkelly.bsky.social and @spillygal.bsky.social last night. Drinks, tacos, and stories abound!
I don't want @blakethebutcher.bsky.social to have impure thoughts
NO! Because they were closed 😭 This place didn't have chorizo so I settled for carne asada
Also posting my thigh next to a burrito and a large drink can would be too much for a Sunday morning
It's the thigh of the arm? Idk
It's my heart on my sleeve, because I'm forever an emo kid. It's the only tattoo I have that means more than "I was and thought it'd be funny"
Size comparisons
I will forever be a Bill
Hey, if it will finally fix my slice....
Westbound and Down in Denver
Café Mexicali
The trend continues
God damn! 🔥
Like a moth to a flame, I am drawn to peach on the menu
You gotta be real good friends to go to attempt to go off menu at a waffle house
Just peachy - Altos Blanco tequila - orange juice - peach schnapps - peach and agave syrup - fresh lime juice - Tajin rim
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS DONE I FOUND A WHOLE NEW ROOM
People just clapped for the robit musician
It was too enticing!
📝 👀
Town Topic is great
I went to the Santa Fe one years ago.
Let's see some weird shit
I just got to Meow Wolf, and am gonna explore that for a while. I told @sarahkelly.bsky.social I'd hit her up later. So if you two wanna plan something, that's fine with me. Y'all know the city way better than I do
Need an @opg.bsky.social version
Oh yeah, @spillygal.bsky.social ! Sorry I forgot about you 😭
Cool cool. I want to hit up Meow Wolf at some point, but other than that I have no plans
