Once, there was this man who, counted up his testicles and said that three is cool.
Once, there was this man who, counted up his testicles and said that three is cool.
None can dispute
All Day I Dream About Scrubs
I’m especially good at just aspirating!
Give yer balls a tug
They should bar wars
My father in law's pill storage situation is so great. There's gabapentin and apixaban in there 👍
Lightning crashes, a blue hedgehog cries His gold rings fall to the floor
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Cocaine
Keep it in house. Less likely to call it iatrogenic.
Admin had been going nuts about lengths of stay.
Was this when Hulk yelled at the gremlins?
No. Thank you.
We need to find a way to get patients to stop shotgun blasting rock salt into their mouths
Well I don’t add salt to my food
Oh wait he’s a Brian
Measly Gary?
So weird though, plenty of republicans used to be anti Trump. Prasad is doing what they want now, why mad?
Chiropractor school takes 4 years. One year to learn how to dissect someone’s vertebral artery and 3 years to learn when not to do that (always).
Me but I’m getting the head rubs
So I Married an Axe Murderer made this place look rad, I’d want a tour also
If God did not exist, I would not find it necessary to invent him. But I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than Voltaire.
Do they ever?
He’s a cutie!
It’s so good
Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
Rolls off the tongue better at least
That can’t be their real name
Pretty weird take. This country is plenty good at creating home grown poor folk.
Some poor people won’t be able to afford dialysis. That’s gonna free up hospital space too..
Is the head human or animal. JK I’m in either way.
I heard they attached the ear to his thigh so it would heal
Super glue. You’re welcome.
Do it you coward
got muddilated late last night
Whatever the take down is it’ll never top Jon Oliver referencing this moment.
M-O-O-N spells Noem
(No I mean I did it too, but you did it first)
I didn’t scroll done far enough, you already did this joke LOL
Allergic reaction? Embarrassing that they don’t know her lips just look like that.
Not the cunty carrot
Yeah I just remember how much she sucked.
She was Jewish?
It *could* work for us
Probably a motorcycle rider
Loved the English Patient.
What if there were a way to put the vomit back in the body
NDAID pusher
Not to mention my neck, my back
Pizza lettuce.
Charm reduction
Holy crap
We actually try not to say “crazy” pejoratively anymore you guys
They play roller hockey up there?
5) who is your father, and what does he do
💯
I’ll be careful
Love .38 Special
How many cells do you have to be to become ensouled
This is a common misconception
Banger
Him or his mom?
That head poke was terrifying
Some men just want to watch the blood spin
The moral is never trust a chandelier
We put birds on things!
In your bio, or like do I just have to scroll through your whole history now?
What if there were a vaccine to fight fluoride
You two are a riot! Ugh. Love ya.
TWO DOLLS FOR EVERY CHILD
Ten for 49 cents is a decent deal
ER capacity is infinite if you just keep putting people in the hallway
Huh. Spoken like someone in the pocket of Big Berry.
What the fuck is a Jostaberry
This is the first I’m hearing of this.
Cherish *is* the word *I* use to describe.
10 mL!
Her daughter said, “I wish you were drunk”
Iron Man did it first
Is this that hand signal from Star Wars
No lead refused pimped out gun dump event
Modeling just sucks.
It should be animated like a school house rock for them
Not enough raps about cleaning your butt
Which one
Yes. Thank you for saying it.
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Michelle Obama got that one thing wrong
You’re supposed to be thankful cops didn’t shoot the nurse
God forbid a woman have a hobby
What if there were a Lament configuration you could listen to. Also a computer makes it.