And Maldonado.
100% dumb AF 100% of the time.
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And Maldonado.
Good for him. I sincerely hope we only see him when the Texans are up in a game by 5 scores.
Am I missing something or did we just brag about murdering 11 people who didn’t commit a capital offense?
Back up quarterback. Best job in the universe.
Did he act alone? Or was Oswald a patsy?
Based on the last 7 games, I feel like should have heard it way more than 15 times by now.
Could he like, you know, suggest they stop doing that? As a coach, or something?
To be fair, he’s not quite at the 3 week mark the Astros stated yet. That’ll be Thursday.
When is an update not an update?
I was guessing the Military Occupation of Chicago. But it could also be an ad for "Oops I Crapped My Pants".
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"In theory" is carrying a lot of weight here.
Good.
I agree with you. At 3:44 this morning, my dog’s bladder, unfortunately, did not.
Is it blow jobs? I bet it’s blow jobs.
Moving troops into Chicago?
I was just having this conversation. All the handwringing this week has been justified. But even with how disappointing it has been, we’re still 3 games up. It’ll be interesting to see which version of this team shows up against NYY.
He had filled the void that Berman left when he was active active. Agreed that Ari’s departure is a loss. I’ve also heard that KPRC is a mess these days.
Suspend him anyway.
Does Neto have money on a Cam Smith prop bet?
I can’t wait to watch them try to out MAGA one another.
Remember when Neo was flushed from the bio-pod? Now put a hat on him…
There sure are a lot of white folk in this John Cornyn commercial.
Fernando Vina is the leader in the clubhouse for me.
There’s your run. Good luck, Luis.
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Chester Charge should have remained an animated anthropomorphic bean, like God intended.
Pretty sure that’s Neo, right after he was flushed from the bio-human pod.
“Change it to Earl.” Music Agents, probably.
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We would have also accepted “Jiro Dreams of Burnt Ends.”
If he was a Texas Music guy, you’d of course know his middle name, too.
Honestly, I thought Logan Davidson was the small batch bourbon Spec’s keeps trying to push on me when they’re out of Colonel Taylor again.
Despite how much I loathe Bud Selig, “Just A Bit Outside” is a delightful little baseball doc. The ‘82 Brewers look like a team that would have been easy to love.
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I might throw $50 at this if you promise to blog about the experience. I’ve paid a lot more for things that were less entertaining. 🥸
Can you just start with OnlyFeet and see where it goes?
I’m gonna go watch The Roses. Good luck to y’all.
You have to have baserunners and contact to play small ball. We haven’t done any of that this weekend.
Espada thinks he’s managing a YMCA team. Everyone gets to play! Just wait until he pinch hits an entire outfield later in the game.
Welp. This ball game is over.
They discourage laughter in the retirement homes.
Not likely. Soriano might as well be throwing from a rocking chair.
Yordan Alvarez didn’t make the Astros offense better. Instead, the Astros offense made Yordan Alvarez worse.
Hello Long Man McCullers!
Who wants to tell him?
Jose Soriano has absolutely zero fear about facing this Astros lineup. Honestly, I don’t think anyone besides Mike Fiers has any fear about facing this Astros lineup.
Sun rises in the East. Water is wet. Zach Neto is a whiny bitch.
Dingerbot never having an Astro to post about makes me sad. Imma gonna have to mute. 😕😭
11 pitch 2nd inning is a better result.
3 for 25 RISP
23 pitches and we’re still not through the top of the first. 🙄
I’m torn on this topic. The Democrats who get airtime need to have their answers lined up and deliver them continuously. But as MSM is all either in the bag for Trump, or willing to sanewash or both sides every single issue…is there a point in appearing on their programs?
It would be impossible to take these idiots seriously if they weren’t busy destroying our democracy. No one has taken your white bread away, white bread. Enjoy all the bologna/mayo sandwiches you can shove in your gaping maw. ESPECIALLY if it keeps you from talking.
I figured this was gonna turn into daily harassment of Ward 8 residents
Hell, that might have been Snook Abreu or even Tunis Abreu.
Thanks. It’s hard for me to listen to Andre Ware without tuning out.
Matthew McConaughey is untouchable.
What’s wrong with Concepcion?
The rational part of me knows that UTSA has a good veteran offense. But I don’t love the big play busts that we continue to have in year 2. So I’m still gonna be a big baby about that.
Part of that is that Yordan has missed at least a month of play 3 of his 6 full MLB seasons.
No one should have to go to TexAgs. Ever.
Nice halftime adjustment, Elko. Heck of a job.
He got better. Even my tantrum will allow me to see that.
Yes. 70,000 students ended up there by accident.
What a giant surprise. A&M is a garbage team again this year…For what feels like 30 years and counting. I feel another App St. coming on.
Reed has looked awful so far.
Reed is hot garbage. Nothing has changed. He is the most “unaware” qb I’ve seen in a long time.
Why wouldn’t he be happy? We’re dismantling ourselves quicker and more efficiently than he ever could.
It’s probably no more than getting more at-bats to your best hitter. But yeah, it’d be nice if Altuve/Correa/Walker come through more often.
What’s a career-best start amongst friends?
Open invite? Cool.
We interrupt your college football viewing to remind you that it’s Spaghetti Saturday. This lineup better be ready to score a lot of runs.
You’d think he was the one that got the pneumonia and flu vaccines today…
Cooper looks like Temu Eli.
We live in an Idiocracy now. It’s all about electrolytes these days.
Maybe it had more electrolytes in it than just water?
Are these Michelob Ultra commercials claiming that athletes will play harder for Ultra? Or do the losers have to settle for Ultras? Which would make more sense…
Your defense looks very good though. That’ll be enough to survive the early part of your schedule until Arch gets his feet under him, along with your OL
There are A&M fans who didn’t attend A&M? That’s like seeing people eating dinner at Denny’s. There are other, better options that won’t cause near as much disappointment and discomfort.
Tanktop thinks VERY highly of himself.
Ah, the Keith Richards theorem.
They’re the number 1 team and they have a Manning. Unfortunately they’re going to get promoted by ESPN heavily.
Not having Captain Tanktop on the broadcast is high on my PRO SEC Nation list. Corso’s last day is today. I will celebrate his retirement.
I’d say I was gonna protest, but I honestly can’t remember the last time I willingly went into a Cracker Barrel.
I know that some of you aren’t SEC fans and that’s fine. But I don’t think it’s even an argument now that SEC Nation is a much, much better Saturday morning show than Game Day.
What is “A fat ass 80-year old eats a high sodium diet…”?
My new favorite is the casual Friday approach that the male anchors take. Full suit, but no tie and dress shirt with a couple of buttons unbuttoned. It’s bizarre.
Good news is that Yainer can in no way hit into a double play here.
If you’re in to watching octagon fights with MAGA businessmen… Do you have to actually spend time listening to his thoughts?
You deserve whatever break from reality you can get.
Skinning cats again? Cover-up another murder? Or is it the rape? It’s the rape again, isn’t it?
His stats say that, sir.
No one…NO ONE…should rely on me. I’m a talking pile of shit. Stick with Mr. Rome.
Spectre. Stupid auto correct.
Specter would also work for that twist.
SIA with the Justice Society reference! Nice.