No, he's going to award himself the Purple Star
No, he's going to award himself the Purple Star
More name changes afoot… Department of Defense = Department of War Department of Education = Department of Keeping You Stupid Center for Disease Control = Center for Crackpot Conspiracies Department of Agriculture = Department of Subsidies for Farmers going broke from tariffs
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING TRUMP IS DEAD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER. ATJ
O'Keefe to Noem: "At least 20 people who signed this letter were current FEMA employees & they've been placed on administrative leave. Is it now the policy of DHS that anytime an employee puts their name on something criticizing you or POTUS, they should anticipate being put on leave or fired?"
Fun fact: there are no palm trees at Trump National in Virginia.
Bullets and Bibles
NEW: The trump administration attempted to remove 600 terrified unaccompanied minors to Guatemala in the middle of the night on a holiday weekend. Judge Sooknanan stopped it. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-sookna...
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6GvjPcr/ How in the HELL does any government lawfully deport 600 unaccompanied minors? Who does that? Who the fuck are we? What are we? What have we become?
Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute, former chief economist to Senator Rob Portman (R-OH) & director of budget and spending policy for Marco Rubio’s 2016 presidential campaign👇🏽
Blue states should team up on purchasing, protocols, distribution
"Nobody wants to be a cop [in DC]. They were abused. They were spit on." "When you when you say they were abused and spit on, I'm assuming you're talking about January 6th, correct?" "All you guys want to do was bring up J6 about the answer to everything."
#art #political
Bull Shit
Trump should be RFK Jr.'s only patient
Great, do it!
Trump and Dr. Oz want AI to decide which Medicare patients get care—and they're giving AI companies a profit-incentive to deny coverage. Everything about this is sick and wrong. Tell Congress to intervene NOW:
Really important new study on the tax rate of billionaires from @gabrielzucman.bsky.social et al Upshot: The top 400 ultrabillionaires: 23.8% Avg Americans: 30.2% Yes, the superrich pay far less in taxes than the rest of us. www.nber.org/papers/w34170
Everybody knows how to get to Trump. Praise him and give him fake gold. Pathetic.
Trump can write, but he can't read. Sad.
Trump gets his feelings hurt so easily.
I can’t get over him saying on camera that “You shouldn’t take medical advice from me,” and then decimating the health care system.
The thing about John Bolton is Donald Trump is all over the Epstein files.
What Danielle said. According to the Yale Budget Lab, the average effective tariff rate in this economy right now is 18.2% Let me put that another way. President Trump has raised taxes on American businesses and consumers by -- on average -- 18.2%
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Beautiful!
The @washingtonpost tracked where Trump's forces are patrolling in Washington. Spoiler alert: They're not where the crime is.
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This guy's a vet and a lawyer who threw a sandwich and offered to turn himself in, so they sent a paramilitary platoon with a camera crew. They have FBI and U.S. Marshal badges; apparently those agencies do no real work beyond camera stunts, harassing minorities, and filling concentration camps.
WaPo Exclusive: Billions will be spent to reach more than 107,000 beds, including in mega-facilities, tents and at least two new family detention centers, according to an internal agency roadmap. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
"What the USDA Spent on the Huge Trump and Lincoln Banners" @jasonleopold.bsky.social for @bloomberg.com
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For an upcoming magazine column for @reason.com, I wrote about the human rights crisis in ICE detention centers, pulling together a lot of what I've reported on for the past few months reason.com/2025/08/15/t...
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Gosh, turns out the things repeatedly cited for "RFK Jr makes some good points" were all bullshit, he's not doing squat about pesticides nor ultraprocessed foods, nor will he make fresh food more accessible and affordable. Huge surprise from a sociopathic con artist in a GOP admin, I know.
Kristi Noem, who wore a $50,000 Rolex for photos at El Salvador's CECOT mega-prison, is living in a waterfront home on the government dime wapo.st/4mike5W
"I did 15 months in Iraq when you motherfuckers were in middle school" 💀💀💀💀💀
Someone really should get on Telly and say, "okay, if you want to get rid of the three-fifths compromise, we'll just get rid of the Senate and with it your job."
These two things cannot both be true: 1: throwing a sandwich at a federal officer is a violent assault worthy of prosecution. 2: raiding the Capitol grounds, assaulting police offices & vandalizing federal property in an effort to interfere with an election is a harmless protest worthy of pardons.
Poor baby!
Now that DOJ is charging the guy who threw a Subway sandwich at law enforcement with a felony, I am calling on Subway to introduce a new sandwich for Trump. It should be 3 inches.
guys a super confidential DOJ source leaked to me a photo of the government's evidence locker in the Subway sandwich assault case
$297,880 of your taxpayer dollars on the vehicles alone. Here are the purchase orders.
Kennedy, a 71-year-old without medical training—who boasts that he picks up and eats roadkill, literally suffered a worm eating part of his brain and overcame a 14-year heroin addiction—thinks he should decide for an entire country what vaccines are not needed.
Dripping with small dick energy
Emiliano’s restaurant posted that federal agents "stormed our restaurant…tore through our spaces, & left behind a trail of fear, confusion & destruction. Our kitchens were flipped. Our walk-ins emptied. Food trashed. Doors broken. Lives shattered." www.wtae.com/article/emil...
She looks cartoonish and is incompetent
What did you expect? She kills puppies.
MAGA nut
What's he been smokin'?
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Trump loves teens
Noticing a pattern here.
The new Director of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, John Barron, has revised the jobs numbers for the last three months up from 106,000 jobs to "seventy trillion billion jobs."
Ghislaine Maxwell is in her new prison while her victims are either dead or tormented for life. This monster should be kept in a high security jail.
"Don’t let anyone tell you Maxwell was a bystander or just Epstein’s pawn. She was an active predator, a planner, a participant. A woman who used her privilege, her access, and her power to destroy young girls’ lives. And now they’re giving her comfort?" open.substack.com/pub/levremem...
I think people are misinterpreting this wonky headline. The bombshell story CBS is reporting is that the Epstein jail tape the public got IS missing time and the FULL video exists. The FBI and DOJ have it. So when Bondi said the missing minute is normal, she lied. www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey...
