Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) π½ (@anotoriouspig.bsky.social)
Short woods walk
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it's so COLD there duder
Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) π½ (@anotoriouspig.bsky.social)
having an identity crisis if i were a monster, would i be a loch ness monster, a banshee, or a wendigo? (you have to tell me the right one or i'll banish you to the yeti dimension)
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can i additude to your baditude?
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RIP one of the greats NΚkiβwah
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I keep losing track of who's on to me.
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Her body's a Wonderland My body's a Texaco
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I try not to disappoint
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Sort of?
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ashamed to say I am in a horrible amount of debt because I went to law school so don't worry about it
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she was their Crim Pro adjunct
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Most obnoxious 1Ls in their class
private girlfriend (@hausofholes.bsky.social) reposted
sorry for being a huge bitch it's just something I love doing
Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) π½ (@anotoriouspig.bsky.social)
Do you think Judge Dredd and Judge Doom went to the same law school?
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"One part of you is dying and the other running wild" www.youtube.com/watch?v=TySV...
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Lotta people needing an ass-kicking nowadays
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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) π½ (@anotoriouspig.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy followed my every Twitter post for 6 months and then disappeared as rapidly as he had arrived I do not miss him
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LOVE π€©
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NICE
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It's instant serotonin; I don't blame you
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Perfect fucking song (and now i'm done Stingposting i swear) www.youtube.com/watch?v=aENX...
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the drumming on this track tho
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The last trio of songs on Ghost in the Machine is so underrated - each musician has an amazing track (Omegaman; Secret Journey; Darkness)
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I'm appreciating all of them individially in my recent Police re-listen, but yeah: he's my favorite That frenetic playing style adds so much to the music
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i guess the other two can stay too
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ACAB includes everyone but this guy
Damnit Janet (@damnitjanet.bsky.social) reposted
Touched some grass this week. It touched me back, then one thing led to another and long story short I think I might be going to seed
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TO ALL MILITARY & LAW ENFORCEMENT. WE ARE NOT A POLICE STATE! PUT DOWN YOUR ARMS AGAINST FELLOW AMERICANS. Honor your oath to the Constitution & the American people not to Trump. We are a nation of equal justice under law. DEFEND THE USA!! STOP THIS FASCIST ATTACK ON OUR CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC!!!!
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There is truly no other way to show love
Kev - I'm not yelling (her body her choice) (@57kev.bsky.social) reposted
What a dipshit, there was a reason we didn't name it War. Old cowardly bone spurs doesn't have an effing clue. Our military is here to defend us not make war.
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That's a celebratory one
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WOAH
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YESSSS
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Those were the days
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I am genuinely worried about this woman
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Okay but can I interest you in this
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EEEEK
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LOL
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Drop your weirdest GIFs or you're no fucking fun
Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto.bsky.social) reposted
Trump met Kim three times during his first administration during which North Korea expanded its nuclear program.
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President Warren G. Harding (@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social) reposted
What idiot called them MAGA and not Cracker Feral
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Oh, but what is your actual point? π
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snoop dogg is scared of me
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
KILMAR IN BALTIMORE: βNever lose hope. Promise me youβll continue fight for freedom β not just for me, for everybody.β He was just taken into ICE custody.
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shrackers for breakfast rounds out my nervous breakdown nicely
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hot and spicy chili prawn crackers for breakfast i blame @toraociouslysexy.bsky.social
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π₯°
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It's exhilarating
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Thank you, angel!!!
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You're very welcome π
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I couldn't vibe with Sea Change Give me some Odelay or Guero and I'm a happy woman
Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) π½ (@anotoriouspig.bsky.social) reply parent
(Was just geeking out over Summers' guitar especially during the latter half of this one)
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I love how 80s-inspired it is so far
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Nice; I'll give it a listen soon (tonight?)
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OMG, hi!!! π
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Song is an underrated masterpiece
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OMG, that's so fun! I love it when strangers involve me in their shenanigans
Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) π½ (@anotoriouspig.bsky.social) reply parent
the 1985 one was my age and in my Brownie troop until i got kicked out for not being a joiner jesus guys
Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) π½ (@anotoriouspig.bsky.social)
me: "BETTAH, BETTAH, BETTAH BETTAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, YEEEEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!!!!" him: ...! me: ...it's 'Hey Jude' you literally have to sing that part of 'Hey Jude' like that him: ... *hmmph*
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i knew a rhonda in 1985 (and also several travel agents named rhonda i dunno it's like a sickness with them to be named that)
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listening to Beck until things make sense again (or until Xenu ends us all in His fiery volcano, amen)
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missing the 90s so suddenly and viscerally it feels like a physical pain so that's fun
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Uppity Black Woman (@uppityblackwoman.bsky.social) reposted
Apparently learning about the Civil Rights movement is "inappropriate." www.upworthy.com/parents-comp...
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Please never take me seriously! You know I'm nonsense π
QuadCityPat (@quadcitypat.bsky.social) reposted
As an adult with a brain, I can hold several thoughts at 1 time. 1 Gavin Newsome sucks 2 Newsomes full on assault on Trump is a good thing and more Dems should join in 3 JB is a better person and better Gov. 4 Gavin Newsome still sucks
Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) π½ (@anotoriouspig.bsky.social)
Lotta crackers upset about some barrel IDK