This a really solid pummeling, and Farage has earned every ounce of it.
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This a really solid pummeling, and Farage has earned every ounce of it.
British patriotism is as far as I can see about deliberate unrelentingly cruelty, stupidity, greed, hate, subservience to predatory elites. Yeah, just not selling it to me.
Madame Mystique: "The trump card. This represents dishonesty and incontinence. Have you shat yourself?" Me: "No!" Madame Mystique: "Are you lying?"
Doesn't this painting look like a BAD TAROT card representing Narcissism and Idiocy?
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Anyway hello
Dying at the book he's reading
I'va always assumed it was pronounced "Bone-o" and im not about to stop now.
Interviewer: why did you invent the Allen wrench WG Allen: because I love the people Interviewer: and why did you make it in eleven different sizes WG Allen (crosses his legs): well I also hate the people
irritability
Found it
Oh bwunhilde, you're so wovewey!🎶
Cinephile here but i've still yet to beat the high of experiencing that shootout scene in the cinema in 1995.
I have a huge backlog of movies that are meant to be amazing that I have not seen because I really need to have nothing to do all day and be very bored to dedicate 3 hours to a movie. Oppenheimer,killers of the flower moon, interstellar. I'll get around to them in one day.
yeah i read civ-mil scholarship
You cant bark there mate.
Something Awful posters in 2025
His brain is oatmeal.
i'm sorry
The racists and xenophobes he is trying to appeal to will never vote for him.
I assure you, nobody who has seen this image has enough attention span to make it beyond the third paragraph.
Hai! Camera prick! If et'l work for da vincis fuckin jesus et'l work for mah fuckin pants now do the perspective trick!
Or to paraphrase: Keir starmer to convince everyone that their life isn't shit, all of their concerns are without foundation and everything is brilliant. Jesus wept, he is AWFUL at this isn't he.
The butlerian rehiring
I haven’t been this excited for a bubble to burst since I was a toddler.
* knock knock * hello Hello HELLO HELLO!
Spotted around DC 🔥
I was just thinking the same thing! Spooky! OooOOOOOoooo....oooooOooooOOOOOOooo.
I love how there is a large minority of commentators, from a variety of journo disciplines, who have seen through this guy's bullshit early and have found a number of creative ways of expressing that they see him for what he is
A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵 An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.
besttattoozone is an unimpeachable source of reliable current affairs and news reporting
Arnold Schwarzenegger eviscerated Trump for his pathetic submission to Putin — and he’s right. “Mr. President Trump, you stood there like a little white noodle, like a fanboy.” While Ukraine is invaded, its people slaughtered, Trump grovels before a dictator. That isn’t leadership. It’s betrayal.
[Tusken Raider noise]
Communties are coming together across the country to normalize treating these forces like fucking dorks
Look at his little face. Awww. Give him some salami.
They hated Sinéad O’Connor because she spoke the truth about the powerful. She refused to “play nice” for the sake of her career. The media mocked her, the industry shunned her and the public tore her apart not because she was wrong, but because she was right before anyone wanted to hear it
From this day in 2024.
Slightly diminish a band: The Door
The who cares
It doesn't tho. Those emails are stored and that uses no water. The computational power utilised in deleting them however DOES use power and water. This whole farce is bullshit wrapped in lies and sprinkled with a seasoning of poppycock.
"La Revanche D'Eve" (Eve’s Revenge) by Chéri Hérouard in La Vie Parisienne, April 2, 1927.
i love that these guys went to quantico thinking they'd spend their careers hunting hannibal lecter or worst case scenario entrapping mentally ill muslim teens but instead they have to redact trumps name out of thousands of boxes of sex files and then walk a beat
Respect to whoever wrote the title for this video. Good skills.
What I'm seeing more and more is that AI is somehow worse for the people who use it frequently than I could have anticipated earlier this year, and one of the strongest arguments I can think of against it is what it does to them
Settle for a Quid Pro Quokka
This reads like a script to an Armando Iannucci flick
same syntax
dang, ran out of room
Dapper fellow.
I disrupted the skin care industry by inventing a face lotion that smells like soiled cat litter. When no one bought it, the government bailed me out. Here’s how you too can have success in the free market.
hear me out here, what if none of it is a 'distraction' and they're just doing a lot of horrible shit simultaneously
Let the enshittification COMMENCE!
(...or a well hydrated potato)
Am I the only one who sees the return of Steve Jobs?
the is extremely the fuck true
He sold it to Peter Thiel
A tombstone in Bridgnorth, Shropshire, photographed by Andy Darby. Note the border inscription.
sucks that nelson mandela died in prison so we'll never know why he changed the fruit of the loom logo
just think about it America!
Trump: So the kid's dead? Zelensky:*sighing* For the 14th time, Bruce Willis is the ghost
I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.
Population: ME!
By the process of elimination I can state with 100% certainty that this AnonOpinion was posted by none other than James Corden.
Dan Trachtenberg. DO NOT DO THIS.
From this day in 2012.
I really have come to appreciate the sopranos as this ur-myth/proto-contemporary cultural object because this show is about, amongst other things, terrible men fucking up their lives, lives of other people and being incapable of responsibility; meanwhile, half of the fandom sees them as the victims.
When did we all stop collectively pointing and laughing at blatant, exaggerated lying flim-flam salesmen?
The Bar? Wind? Away?
All without shitting himself.
TIL Eggplant and Aubergine are the same thing. I aint no cordon bleu
Manchester *Secret b3tan handshake* but currently live in Singapore
I recently discovered fried egg plant. It should be disgusting but its incredible!
Is it still legal to post things such as this or is it a crime now
Needs more Scott Joplin.
A depressed AI chatbot goes to a doctor, says life is harsh, unforgiving, cruel. The doctor says treatment is simple. "The great AI assistant Gemini has all the answers you need. Go & ask it." The AI bursts into tears. "But doctor," it says, "you can use gasoline to make a spicy spaghetti sauce."
Furthest I've been: N: Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK E: Burleigh Beach, Australia S: Burleigh Beach, Australia W: Cancun, Mexico
If you have to ask, you cant afford it.
It's no fun without gigantic irrational leaps of logic and reason
Jah bless. ✌️
Governor JB Pritzker understands the assignment. Go get ‘em Governor! 👇👇👇👇👇
Flooding the Yankee stadium with water and staging mock to-the-death naval battles for the VPs entertainment is the only way to ensure the safety of those who are about to die.
Sources say his nickname is now "incy-wincy balls"
yes.
Trash talk in Ancient Rome
Omg. I knew that renowned dick, Sam Altman reminded me of someone who was a dick. Its HIM!
All you luddites are gonna look pretty stupid when the singularity invents the portal gun. Oh boy.
glousser-glousser-vision
Pinball the cat had some feelings he wanted to express.
Welcome back Orson Welles.
Sell your children into debt bondage for a roof over your head.
You have a dry warm place with meat, why pretend to hunt
Good morning america. For your reference: