Judge Dredd, Star Trek, Halo, spicy food, maths, chess. Anxiety and Existential Angst specialist. I don't entirely trust gravity, maybe you shouldn't either. 📍UK
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Honestly I've never seen so many mice (and shrews) as since we got our 2 cats. One couldn't give a shit but the other hunts and brings things home to play
Flags
He who waves his harder, wins... BEGIN!!
It's deeply saddening. There is an undercurrent of hostility to "other" in England, maybe it is in human nature I don't know... But it can be fed and allowed to grow and spread and that is what is happening currently. It doesn't have to be this way 😞
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Jesus Christ.. I was going to ask if anyone knows what in the seven hells he was ranting about as I can't make it out. That's it?? Yea I don't think lesbians are the reason for your dry spell champ, look a little closer to home.
Labour just handed Nigel Farage the keys to Downing Street. 😡 Bridget Phillipson could not have handled Trevor Phillips' questions about Epping Hotel any worse!
I wasn't actually done with that pork pie.. where did you put it? Cheers
I think it's some sort of sick skateboarding move
Ah ok gotcha, the usborne illustrated stories glosses right over her origin. She just exists, mean snake woman... No further questions ok kids.. and on with the story...
.. if they are not child friendly, that's definitely an expansion idea should you ever want one.. podyssey for kids!
This is a question I know I could answer myself if I listened but I've lapsed into a backlog and now am intimidated by the deficit .. but how child friendly are these tales? Especially this medusa one. I ask as our 5 year old adores a book of greek myths I read him at bedtime. As a follow up..
That might be the best thing anyone has ever said in the history of people saying things
Vlad nice but bad?
Can almost taste the double digits
Don't stress it to bad if you can't Jo... I didn't work out for 2 nearly 3 weeks over holiday time and strength on return was basically the same as before, no better no worse.
It's clear even to me that these people have no interest in actually serving the public or being accountable, they just want power and to get their own way, everything else is an obstacle to be removed.
I completely forgot about that! And I still haven't watched it 😬
Elevenses?
Thanks, though I like to think it's nothing my CASIO fx-991EX wouldn't do for me if the roles were reversed.
I never add anything to my calculators memory, because I could never bring myself to clear the memory with M- ... Imagine how invasive that must be as a sentient being to have your memory just wiped like that. Shocking stuff.
*Pushes 2 + 2 on hand held calculator* *4 appears on screen* Wow it’s alive and thinking, maybe even sentient
You know what those horny Vulcans are like. Disgraceful. And Pon Farr time? They don't give a shit. Anything with a pulse.
I didnt realise that it was satire 😂😭 I thought it was the funniest thing and have been sharing it. I didn't even think of the summer holiday thing. Even though we have 2 school age kids 🫣🫣
Your friend's had an absolute mare there. But yes I like your summary of it, works for me. Love that film. Furiosa was also great, though somehow fell a little short of fury road for me, though I'd struggle to explain why.
NTA, they had it coming
There are genuinely far more unsettling questions in our time. For example: any other question.
I have serious doubts about starmer, but if there's one thing likely to make me vote for him again, it's Musk saying we shouldn't vote for him
Spreading unsolicited love, kindness and inspiration is hard work! It needs to be rewarded with constant attention.. or...
I guess eventually we'll be right.
Don't knock it till you've tried it
Today I'll be mostly working out to S-Club 7
4 months till Christmas!! ⛄🎄❄️🎁✨
4 months till Christmas!! ⛄🎄❄️🎁✨
I hope it works for you.. I just finished my first book in quite a while, feeling pleased.
I'm sure you've only aged a year Jo, just like the rest of us 👍🏻 don't be so hard on yourself
I just saw a "feedback sent" message 🤔 I didn't mean to send any feedback about anything. I have done pocket feedback... If I have accidentally complained about someone's post I apologise! I'm sure your post was great.
"People... What a bunch of bastards!" - IT crowd
Can't remember where I read it, but to find out if you're old, fall down... If people laugh - you're young, if they get concerned - you're old.
What is this place? It sounds really shit. Rules like a patriotic prison more than somewhere you'd actually choose to go
If you enjoy it I'm sure that makes it all worth it... Otherwise I guess it'd wear thin pretty quick
Nice... I can imagine it's harder than the same weight as a dumbbell.. is the motivation because the centre of mass of the weight is moved further away from the hand? Harder on the wrists/grip?
Yea I want to get these, and the Sinbad ones. Think our 5 year old will appreciate them. He's very into greek myth stories currently
Hmm. Ethically virtuous? What about all that viking business.. that wasn't terribly virtuous. Oh you thought we forgot? Na
This is quite astonishing
Who though? Who are these people who would pick you up and move you?
I just made a nice dinner at home, courses I knew she favoured and proposed then, just us 2, and sometimes wish I could've thought of a more elaborate setup.. though seeing lots of the responses here maybe understated is best
I don't think my vocabulary is that bad, but I don't know what concupiscent means 🤔 but now on principle I don't want to look it up if it's official douchebag lingo
Maje Cullah's aide has really got me laughing. Don't even know why. I love star trek but there's something so lame and opportunistic about some of the industry built around it
Yea I get similar. Bought a couple of shower caddy stick-up shelving things and now as far as Amazon is concerned that's my "thing". This guy just fucking loves shower caddys
Colin's out there playing e-bike Frogger day in day out. Give it 6 months and he'll be totally ripped.
More studies into the long-term effects of kryptonite exposure are urgently needed
10 fortnights, that's massive
Did they spell it 'Jeff'?
Spaces in the section are limited! Book now to avoid disappointment!
Possibly the most emotionally tone-deaf thing ever said by anyone, ever?
When can I expect the delivery? Thanks
I would like to try your spicy rice please
For what it's worth it was a fine selfie, imo
Does the quote continue "I woke up bright and early with sunburn of the sphincter"
Shields 74
Probably either Idiocracy or Mad Max Fury Road
What changed your mind?
"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with bollards" - Albert Einstein.
Ready to launch. Intercontinental ballistic bollards?
I do! As far as I can see the only benefit to getting old will be being able to carry around a cool stick. Ideally one long enough to be considered a staff. Saw one in a farm shop then other day and was already very tempted. I'm "only" 42 though, not sure if I can start my Gandalf era yet 🤔
Bruh
Sometimes you need to sacrifice concerns like oxygen preservation for loftier goals like looking a badass. They understood that. RIP.
I'm embarrassed on his behalf for that. Raging at his kids posters, or specifically the font they use for the letter S? He also didn't really seem to be expressing genuine emotions? Maybe he was. It just looked contrived and performative to me. Behold my carefully choreographed manly rage...
Is that actually real? The thump thump act?... It's like America can't choose between the Purge and Idiocracy so is just opting to do both, asap
Yes! I thought the same, he looks like a swole Frodo Baggins (as depicted by Elijah Wood) but then I couldn't be sure it wasn't just sour grapes on my part as he's substantially more jacked than I am
That's got to be a joke account? Come on now let's be serious.
Stallone Judge dredd
It does seem to me that USA is doing turbocapitalism, you're doing capitalism harder than everyone else. It's like worship of the wealthy, a system built around them. No one else says quite as brazenly that the whole point is to get wealthy beyond all reason, by trampling everyone beneath you.
That's good humour 👍🏻
Why does this look like a cassette and a floppy disk had a baby?
Miserable innit
She's an absolute champ at thumb-war (left handed division) though
There's even more of them today, 2 days old but they don't care
Spillage of salted caramel icecream in the garden yesterday has proven to me that ladybirds really like salted caramel icecream. They're all over it.
Jesus Christ, he sounds dangerous.
I've not heard of this story and yes my take from the headline was that she was hit and killed by an e-bike.
Listened to my first Christmas song of the season today 😁 it was an Alexa selection, I didn't choose it.. but I didn't stop it either. Just let it happen.
Based on decor id probably have to go home alone house... If I was allowed to include knowledge of the families, I'm going to the Griswolds for manic Christmas fun.
If a wine isn't produced under the supervision of Beijing medical university I tend to avoid it. It's the only mark of quality that's worth anything these days.
Opinions sought... From what time on a weekend morning is it ok to mow lawn?
Look at you trying to downplay the scale of your monstrousness by limiting it just to the internet. I see you! 😉
I know. You put it in everything. Slop and potatoes, slop on toast, pasta slop.. even a few spoons of slop in your coffee.
You were probably mad with the staff because they've run out of your favourite AI slop! I'm right aren't I... Confess!
5 months!
Morning, hope you have a good one 👍🏻
Did I miss 6?? 5 months till Christmas!! ⛄❄️🎄
Strength 8.. I wonder if Kirk should be a 9 really. But then Sisko is 8 and Sisko is a badass too. But O'Brien is also 8 and you can't tell me Kirk couldn't kick Miles O'Brien's ass if he had cause to. (Time period issues aside)
Still was that like your most banging post of all time? Shame the reception was .. mixed
This whole saga has been wild... I don't like AI art either, but picking on individual people who repost it seems stupid. Also like you say, the idea that someone would've had that throwaway idea in the moment, and actually commissioned someone to draw or paint it for days or weeks later... Doubtful
Whatever they charge, I'll do it for less. Results may vary, no refunds.
I've seen everything.. you know, I've seen it all