Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social)
*Tears off roof* Installed PoE2, made three mercenaries, named them Aouki; AoukiRabbit; FurlanRabbit (sadge, that Furlan was already taken). They're locked in! Mine forever! π
π³οΈβπGayπ΅blueπ°rabbit. πΎMacro/micro fur. | Icon by KiyoneScarlet | https://kick.com/bluerabbitkikz | https://www.furaffinity.net/user/furlanrabbit
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*Tears off roof* Installed PoE2, made three mercenaries, named them Aouki; AoukiRabbit; FurlanRabbit (sadge, that Furlan was already taken). They're locked in! Mine forever! π
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Pretend you don't mind and someone will always upload it on there...eventually. For free ; ) Sigh, gone are the days where you could just post everything up on FA because everywhere else it'd get taken down and banned. Now it's necessary to have a "social media presence" and "network" to farm π's.π«
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Damn! What a huge load! π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm way ahead of you Redic. I bought a whole bunch after I found out his tariffs were ruled illegal. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to sit in that palm. ππ¦
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The president pedo needs to hide his head under a paper bag for the rest of his term, because his tariffs are all illegal, as expected. π #PresidentPedo #Notmypresident #Felon45 #Rapist45 #TransRights #GayRights #SocialWorkersUniteAgainstInjustice
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*Gives your footpaw a BIG lick* π Yup, your paws definitely taste like orange sherbet. πΎπ§‘
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm eyeballing your paws right now. π They're orange, huge and awesome! π²π§‘
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, but only if you promise to bring lots of hot and steamy fox breath. You might be too big for the swimming pool though. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
You're way too big for normal classes. You might be able to stick a toe in the classroom though, just make sure your claw doesn't smash any support beams when you wiggle. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
And that carrot sword! π± π₯° Adorable!
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This is like something you'd see on RuPaul's drag race. π
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Takes a bite of the onion ring. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey now! That onion ring was given to her by Ares, God of War himself. π π₯
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
That is one EPIC Xenabun... Great episode! That horse tail getting two-hundred brush strokes. π₯΄ This is probably the most common episode that used to be on, TNT, back when it ran on cable in the early 2000's.
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DO IT! Draggrow. π
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Sometimes you have to go Reptar! on their asses.
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Whenever I play American Truck Simulator and I'm transporting cargo marked β’οΈ or β£οΈ I always imagine that I'm transporting radioactive monster jizz. The container is always suspiciously outside what looks like it might be some underground lab, that's doing giant monster experiments. π
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Go Lisa Cook! We're rooting for you.
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
You go gurl! Channel you inner Reptar! Lisa Cook.
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Lisa Cook right now:
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Sounds like a fantastic Tuesday! π₯°
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone remember when you had to do "current events" for Middle School? π You had to attach a newspaper clipping of an article to a one page summary, due Friday. You could choose any article from that week to write about. π Eons ago. Now I'm mulling about which Ph.D program is the best. π€
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Back in my day, if you wanted to text somebody, you had to use a Beeper. π΄ If you wanted to get your news, you needed to read it in the paper. You also had to make sure you chose a reputable publication. Don't believe what you see online and on FOX News.
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Writing and Drawing is a struggle. But that struggle is also craftsmanship. To put down onto paper that idea which is in your head, down to the finest minute detail. Getting that scene absolutely perfect, so that another may partake in your emotion. That is the struggle.
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WTF did I miss last night!? π²
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All you need is a few tiny buildings in the foreground and background and KABLAM! Macro Shot!π Stick Stickly would be proud.
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*Sets your minimum height at 300ft* If you grow above 300', you can't shrink below 300'. πΎπ
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This is where a few hundred micros would come in "handy". π
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HUGE dike-kaiju! HUFF! ππ¦
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Great story. Very fun read. (Although, not better than 'So That We May Bring You This Special Presentation', still waiting for you to top that one.) It depicts Khael perfectly from the point of the 'beach-goers' view. XD
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Looks like you're going to have to tear his spaceship apart to get the location. Or toss the one in your hand into your mouth, it'll make the others start talking very quick. ππ¦
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Gimme those steppers! I'll do some Macro-tier Shiatsu on 'em for ya. ππ
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Hanging out in Beherit's stream. Talking macro. π₯°
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, normalcy. Welcome back Beherit! π It's so nice to be back home after a two day trip. I can only imagine how good you must feel right now. π₯°
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
*tears off roof again* Six months! Yikes! π
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*tears off roof* Last day! π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
I've got some ideas! π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
That sucks. You should just come down here to Michigan and camp. No fire bans. Because fire bans are apparently "woke" 'round here. We're staying away from "woke" until mid-terms at least. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, lol. Along with this god-awful voice. π΅βπ« The Cadillac cats shouldn't have had voices. They should've just meowed and hissed at each other. It would've been an improvement. π
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*Tears off roof* Stocks are up! π
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BEST... VOREDAY... EVER! π²
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Yup, it's slurp-a-fox Friday. C'mere! π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Ramen = Yummy! π
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YAY! NINE MORE DAYS! WOOO! π With the way things are going, we're probably going to have a macro fur invasion on day eight. π«£
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π€ If you want someone to quit MAGA just pull them aside and say...
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ALRIGHT! Who's the furry behind this hottie that got me playing DOTA2 again? π
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Hector and Wordsworth almost get run over by Inspector Gadget. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
You're too fun to bully DT. π§‘π
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Yeah, the ending cooks! π
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Maybe, maybe, maybe... Nah! Behelit's can't fly, silly. ππ€£ ...and they don't bounce very good either. βΉοΈ
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Dai Behelit! π€
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HE'S HOT! π²
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Then the Raboot-kaiju comes along and plays keepy uppy with everything it sees out of boredom. π Office buildings, crunched up cars in a ball, the Las Vegas Sphere...π₯΄
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Just found out that there is a German version of the song. π± I wonder how a french kiss from Brain would taste, in Germany? π Probably like grilled bratwurst with beer and sauerkraut. π YUM!
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
"Back then we had real drugs." π "I know grandma, let's get you to bed." π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social)
I wonder how a french kiss from Brain would taste? π Probably π₯+π§ Yum! π₯°
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Teaching a couple 101 level classes in the morning and relaxing in lecture, with a few forced classmates rubbing your paws in the evening. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Just get a one hundred-foot marble statue of your sona, looming over your house already. XD
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Time for the real thing. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
When people pay you to flip it back, you'll be loaded. π€π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
...more like, pavement stains. π€
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It's got, "I twist and burn to taste your cherry tongue" vibes. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social)
You're all I'm thinkng AHAHAH of
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You know. It is possible to be too attractive. πππ
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I'm an ultra-liberal. There's no way your conservative lies masked as truth, could ever hope to defeat me. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, thank you! Made with all my blue π. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
March is so BIIIIIIIG, he'll eat you before you have a chance to roast him. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
100% Live with my fursona. His rampages might make humans extinct...but, we're about to go extinct anyway. Meh. At least I'll get some great "footage" before it all ends. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social)
These lines will never stop being funny. π€£π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social)
Hulk Hogan is dead! π₯³
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Ozzy Osbourne got promoted to Death and Hulk Hogan was his first victim. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social)
We're a hate group. We cure hate and fear. We hate, hate. Hate it. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social)
When the super-advanced-automatic-LLM- AI enabled refrigerator DROPS the micros you were saving for breakfast. π₯²
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YES, YES, 5 Dollars. YES! Go 5 Dollars, go!
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Yeah. Can't do worse than this...π I'm terrible.
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
When she...
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This is the funniest thing I've made. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Heck yeah! I sure am! I can't wait for Pawgust, Steptember and Cocktober those are my favorite time of year. π You know, when the leaves turn orange. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
It depends on your budget. High end = Bose. Low end = Turtle Beach. I've had both and Bose is obviously more comfortable, but right below it is Turtle Beach.
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Here I go!!! π
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π»π»π» Play with me. π»π»π»
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Brain is terrified of ghosts. π»π§ Except when he has the knights helmet on. π
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He needs at least 500 more, then he can go "no hands". π
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When they dump you because they're into girls now. But you know they'll text you next month to ask you back. π
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*Crash! Rumble! Plop!* Murrrrr! π€€ The first two top floors flatten and compress, as the Umbreon settles his heavy arms on the roof. Luckily, the rest of the apartment is holding up...for now. π
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How we crushing this place? I got an idea. π‘ I heard that sub is having a watch party, so just stuff your dick through their apartment window and enjoy. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, I see. If I may suggest, journaling it out should definitely help. It could help you get your thoughts in order and make you feel less overwhelmed about everything. Even something as simple as a to-do list can help tremendously. π
Aouki (@aouki.bsky.social) reply parent
What is making you feel overwhelmed? Most of these things are out of our control anyway, so it's best to take them with a grain of salt. Especially the political stuff.
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Sketchers finally made a shoe for macrofurs with a compartment to store a whole crowd of micros in their shoe. π