Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted
What reading the news feels like every damn day now:
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view profile on Bluesky Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted
What reading the news feels like every damn day now:
CZEdwards (@czedwards.bsky.social) reposted
I was closing out my grandmother’s house. It had been in the family for 6 generations, but my mother left Indiana when I was 6, and my sibs were even younger, so we were never going to live there. And the last 40 or so years meant a lot of deferred maintenance as my great-grandfather aged.
Erin Biba (@erinbiba.bsky.social) reposted
This is so fucking offensive I don’t even know where to begin GOOD LORD (With ALT)
RiotGrlErin (@riotgrlerin.bsky.social) reposted
this entire time i’ve been thinking that we were waiting on a bunch of velociraptures to start eating christians off toilets left and right so yeah i’d say i’m a little disappointed.
🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️🌈 (@nuclearanthro.bsky.social) reposted
Group started in 1951. An equation of feminism per se with divisiveness which makes sense if and only if you believe women are lesser- or sub-human beings. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... Which Hegseth, along with rest of Trump et al Regime, do in fact strongly believe & act like it.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes I see people wondering if they should forgive their abuser and I like this better than my "You don't owe them the grace they didn't grant you".
Vulture (@vulture.com) reposted
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Credit! Yay!
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Who says comedy is dead?
Moira Donegan (@moiradonegan.bsky.social) reposted
Give Issac Chotiner subpoena power
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Is this what 2 billion gets you? Jfc
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Revolting
Jake (@jakeall.bsky.social) reposted
Threw up in my mouth a lil bit
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying to eat dinner here.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Mark Lanegan mentioned.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Deposition Mode
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Bringing actual culture to the culture wars
Joe Veyera (@joeveyera.bsky.social) reposted
Seattle Theatre Group says it has paused all scheduled advertising on KOMO at this time.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Been offline, did the Rapture happen? I'm asking you heathens and demons.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/apri...
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Personal Grievance to the tune of Personal Jesus youtu.be/u1xrNaTO1bI?... Also appropriate for Rapture Day
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Falstaff Boogaloo, I'm deader than a doornail, I'm a revenant dormouse
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
As we all await the Rapture, learn something
A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted
Republican Sunday: YOU HAVE AWAKENED A DRAGON OF WHITE RAGE WE WILL SWIM IN THE BLOOD OF OUR TERRORIST ENEMIES AS THEIR CHILDREN WORK OUR SLAVE CANPS Republican Monday: we’re sweet widdle puddy tats what never hurted a fly and the mean man’s post fwightened us so bad we cwosed up our widdle eyes
Help LP Help The Kids: Extra Life Nov 8 (@likkitp.ynyaproductions.com) reposted
There are specific reasons I keep participating year after year in Extra Life and with *all this* going on around us it is never been more clear that we need to help the ones that need it the most when we can. If you can help support the cause it is much appreciated.
Wedge Antilles 🇨🇴🇺🇸 (@labelsoren.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
They're eating the aspirin. They're eating the acetaminophen.
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted
i sort of halfway believe RFK jr has been telling him he has a big bombshell for weeks and when he got into trump’s office this morning, trump was like, “what the fuck are you talking about, try something else” and this is what they came up with, which is why they started 30m late
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
I got followed by a mangionebot a couple days ago.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Indeed
Dr. Vin Gupta (@vinguptamd.bsky.social) reposted
Tylenol use is safe in pregnancy, lowest effective dose. Don’t listen to the utter nonsense emanating from the highest office in the land today. Speak to your medical provider.
Daniel Sohn (@danielsohn.bsky.social) reposted
Perfectly on-brand for both sides of the equation. Two big-talking do-nothings shilling the same old tired ideas
Chise (@sailorrooscout.bsky.social) reposted
Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
Karoli (@karoli.bsky.social) reposted
PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS, MY FRIEND.
FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ (@flavorflav.bsky.social) reposted
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mmo3...
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reposted
I'm kinda thinking that maybe a tax revolt is the only step left before things go completely bananas.
Erica C. Barnett (@ericacbarnett.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Cascade PBS, which operates the website Crosscut, is laying off 19 people, reportedly including its entire news staff. In an email to staff, CEO Rob Dunlop blamed federal cuts, saying the nonprofit is "winding down our longform, written journalism."
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
The only rapture I want to discuss involves Debbie Harry
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
I'm kinda thinking that maybe a tax revolt is the only step left before things go completely bananas.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao
Our Lady of Perpetual Disappointment (@rkfatheree.bsky.social) reposted
Essex J. Porter (@essexjp.bsky.social) reposted
But will the show return to Sinclair's stations in Seattle and Portland? Waiting to hear if Kimmel has bowed to Sinclair's demand to apologize to the Kirk family and "make a meaningful personal donation" to the Kirks and TPUSA.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Naur, not Gwar!
Ned Pyle (@nedpyle.com) reposted
Our pup’s pal Traci, hoping you can help her out a wee bit
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Ghost mode
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
I'm having a little schadenfreude as a treat
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
If I block him will it unjinx them?
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel connected to the universe or something
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
I'm red pilled, but it's just Robitussin gel caps
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no, not Russell 😔
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reposted
youtu.be/viaTT859Yk0?... Sifl and Olly were prescient
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
youtu.be/viaTT859Yk0?... Sifl and Olly were prescient
Scott Lemieux (@lemieuxlgm.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Fuck, and I cannot possibly emphasize this enough, the Houston Astros
Black Cheeseburder #MDANT Band Naming Expert (@blackcheeseburger.bsky.social) reposted
I hereby designate September as Carotid Artery Awareness Month. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooooooohhhhh
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Making it in Seattle, too.
Aseeyeomanaseetomanoyo Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
Death be not proud. Or dignified.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Today is #InternationalDayOfPeace
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Oh, honey, by all accounts the Devil is indeed overplaying their hand
David Blanchflower BSc (@davidbflower.bsky.social) reposted
Autumn Equinox for the Northern Hemisphere is 1819UT 22 September 2025. 🔭 🧪
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Variety! Fermented food!
Rex Huppke (@rexhuppke.bsky.social) reposted
Uncritical adulation: Meet our new pro-Trump columnist. Me. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Muting *straight out of the authoritarian playbook*
Amanda Marcotte (@amandamarcotte.bsky.social) reposted
Trump's poor health is the unspoken factor in how all this playing out. It's why he and his allies are trying to speed run a fascist collapse. They sense time is limited. But it's also why the opposition is muted. A lot of folks are hoping a well-placed blood clot solves our problems.
Anthony Albanese (@albomp.bsky.social) reposted
My statement formally recognising the State of Palestine.
Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò (@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social) reposted
seems fair
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Critics, rave
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Call yourself Poet Electorate.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
There was like a sea plasma spray that I think had hypochlorous in it and I was misting and essencing before it was what it is now
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Looking at some of the CK memorial content
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
We need to activate nonvoters, not be fash friendly
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
My dude, it has
Not Owen Meany (@notowenmeany.bsky.social) reposted
Great tip for cleaning your phone photos from techie Max Eddy: Every day (when you remember), search your camera roll for the date. It’ll pull up everything from that day from years past. Then, go through just those photos, deleting the ones you don’t need. One manageable, bite-size chunk at a time.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Tammy Fay ass dress
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Joe Kent looks like he belongs in a barbershop quartet or something
gg (@ggold328.bsky.social) reposted
laura loomer is a paid mossad agent is a thing the national counterterrorism center director is saying on x, the everything app
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Do they know how bad shit is going down?
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Laughing as I read this out loud at dinner
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
HAHAHAHAHAH FUCK HOUSTON, YOU CHEATERS #MARINERS
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
What color is her lightsaber, though
Radley Balko (@radleybalko.bsky.social) reposted
Philomena Cunk does.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahaha
makena kelly (@makenakelly.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
the revolution will not be televised (they canceled their subscriptions)
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/hiss... Dahlias are my absolute favorite
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Japanese trains.
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Time is a flat circle???
August J. Pollak (@augustjpollak.bsky.social) reposted
AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
A pal just found a nice place as well. The vibes are good today.
Jeff Blattner (@theblatt.bsky.social) reposted
Did Homan declare the $50K on his income tax returns?
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Guess who just overtook Junior in most HRs in a season!
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
We're going to win
makena kelly (@makenakelly.bsky.social) reposted
just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg
Ned L. Bandit (@jasoncheathawks.bsky.social) reposted
apple cup edition
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
We don't use degenerate nearly enough
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)
Grampa tyrant.
Aaron Fritschner (@fritschner.bsky.social) reposted
Hat tip to @aoc.bsky.social, this is pretty excellent
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't be a doomer, homie
Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent
Laffy (@gottalaff.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy) reposted
🚨”EPA orders scientists to stop publishing research, officials say - “…Both employees said that the imposition of this type of review is unprecedented and warned that it could stymie the release of scientific findings important to preserving public health.” […]