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Aprillia

@aprillia.bsky.social

Politics, shit poster, cat content, Seattle local politics. No reskeets without alt text! Progressive (very left, but pragmatist) She/her I block AI slop and those who put it in my tl

created June 21, 2023

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Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted

What reading the news feels like every damn day now:

24/9/2025, 1:31:58 AM | 238 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CZEdwards (@czedwards.bsky.social) reposted

I was closing out my grandmother’s house. It had been in the family for 6 generations, but my mother left Indiana when I was 6, and my sibs were even younger, so we were never going to live there. And the last 40 or so years meant a lot of deferred maintenance as my great-grandfather aged.

24/9/2025, 12:58:07 AM | 97 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Biba (@erinbiba.bsky.social) reposted

This is so fucking offensive I don’t even know where to begin GOOD LORD (With ALT)

24/9/2025, 2:02:21 AM | 218 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RiotGrlErin (@riotgrlerin.bsky.social) reposted

this entire time i’ve been thinking that we were waiting on a bunch of velociraptures to start eating christians off toilets left and right so yeah i’d say i’m a little disappointed.

24/9/2025, 2:04:49 AM | 75 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 (@nuclearanthro.bsky.social) reposted

Group started in 1951. An equation of feminism per se with divisiveness which makes sense if and only if you believe women are lesser- or sub-human beings. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... Which Hegseth, along with rest of Trump et al Regime, do in fact strongly believe & act like it.

24/9/2025, 1:58:25 AM | 35 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes I see people wondering if they should forgive their abuser and I like this better than my "You don't owe them the grace they didn't grant you".

24/9/2025, 1:57:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vulture (@vulture.com) reposted

Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.

23/9/2025, 8:25:36 PM | 1279 534 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Credit! Yay!

24/9/2025, 1:51:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Who says comedy is dead?

24/9/2025, 1:51:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moira Donegan (@moiradonegan.bsky.social) reposted

Give Issac Chotiner subpoena power

24/9/2025, 12:33:30 AM | 590 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Is this what 2 billion gets you? Jfc

24/9/2025, 1:33:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Revolting

24/9/2025, 12:44:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake (@jakeall.bsky.social) reposted

Threw up in my mouth a lil bit

24/9/2025, 12:42:20 AM | 35 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Trying to eat dinner here.

24/9/2025, 12:44:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Mark Lanegan mentioned.

24/9/2025, 12:02:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Deposition Mode

23/9/2025, 10:59:37 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Bringing actual culture to the culture wars

23/9/2025, 9:53:02 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Veyera (@joeveyera.bsky.social) reposted

Seattle Theatre Group says it has paused all scheduled advertising on KOMO at this time.

23/9/2025, 9:50:50 PM | 100 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Been offline, did the Rapture happen? I'm asking you heathens and demons.

23/9/2025, 9:18:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/apri...

23/9/2025, 12:56:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Personal Grievance to the tune of Personal Jesus youtu.be/u1xrNaTO1bI?... Also appropriate for Rapture Day

23/9/2025, 12:56:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Falstaff Boogaloo, I'm deader than a doornail, I'm a revenant dormouse

23/9/2025, 12:44:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

As we all await the Rapture, learn something

23/9/2025, 12:42:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted

Republican Sunday: YOU HAVE AWAKENED A DRAGON OF WHITE RAGE WE WILL SWIM IN THE BLOOD OF OUR TERRORIST ENEMIES AS THEIR CHILDREN WORK OUR SLAVE CANPS Republican Monday: we’re sweet widdle puddy tats what never hurted a fly and the mean man’s post fwightened us so bad we cwosed up our widdle eyes

23/9/2025, 1:39:44 AM | 2390 517 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Swiped this from up timeline.

A picture of trump rally with people looking to heaven Below is a picture of DeVito saying what kind of cult shit is that from Always Sunny.
23/9/2025, 12:37:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Help LP Help The Kids: Extra Life Nov 8 (@likkitp.ynyaproductions.com) reposted

There are specific reasons I keep participating year after year in Extra Life and with *all this* going on around us it is never been more clear that we need to help the ones that need it the most when we can. If you can help support the cause it is much appreciated.

23/9/2025, 2:23:29 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wedge Antilles 🇨🇴🇺🇸 (@labelsoren.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

They're eating the aspirin. They're eating the acetaminophen.

23/9/2025, 12:11:51 AM | 210 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted

i sort of halfway believe RFK jr has been telling him he has a big bombshell for weeks and when he got into trump’s office this morning, trump was like, “what the fuck are you talking about, try something else” and this is what they came up with, which is why they started 30m late

23/9/2025, 1:30:15 AM | 1351 187 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

I got followed by a mangionebot a couple days ago.

23/9/2025, 2:23:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Indeed

22/9/2025, 10:16:16 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Vin Gupta (@vinguptamd.bsky.social) reposted

Tylenol use is safe in pregnancy, lowest effective dose. Don’t listen to the utter nonsense emanating from the highest office in the land today. Speak to your medical provider.

22/9/2025, 9:25:18 PM | 3790 1517 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Sohn (@danielsohn.bsky.social) reposted

Perfectly on-brand for both sides of the equation. Two big-talking do-nothings shilling the same old tired ideas

22/9/2025, 9:30:02 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chise (@sailorrooscout.bsky.social) reposted

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

22/9/2025, 4:00:22 PM | 15886 6678 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karoli (@karoli.bsky.social) reposted

PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS, MY FRIEND.

22/9/2025, 9:30:39 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ (@flavorflav.bsky.social) reposted

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mmo3...

22/9/2025, 9:18:35 PM | 1391 321 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reposted

I'm kinda thinking that maybe a tax revolt is the only step left before things go completely bananas.

22/9/2025, 9:05:15 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erica C. Barnett (@ericacbarnett.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Cascade PBS, which operates the website Crosscut, is laying off 19 people, reportedly including its entire news staff. In an email to staff, CEO Rob Dunlop blamed federal cuts, saying the nonprofit is "winding down our longform, written journalism."

22/9/2025, 7:22:41 PM | 486 238 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

The only rapture I want to discuss involves Debbie Harry

22/9/2025, 9:06:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

I'm kinda thinking that maybe a tax revolt is the only step left before things go completely bananas.

22/9/2025, 9:05:15 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmao

22/9/2025, 8:51:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Our Lady of Perpetual Disappointment (@rkfatheree.bsky.social) reposted

22/9/2025, 8:44:21 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Essex J. Porter (@essexjp.bsky.social) reposted

But will the show return to Sinclair's stations in Seattle and Portland? Waiting to hear if Kimmel has bowed to Sinclair's demand to apologize to the Kirk family and "make a meaningful personal donation" to the Kirks and TPUSA.

22/9/2025, 8:44:41 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Naur, not Gwar!

22/9/2025, 8:46:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned Pyle (@nedpyle.com) reposted

Our pup’s pal Traci, hoping you can help her out a wee bit

22/9/2025, 7:03:32 PM | 17 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Ghost mode

22/9/2025, 3:52:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

I'm having a little schadenfreude as a treat

22/9/2025, 3:48:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

If I block him will it unjinx them?

22/9/2025, 3:46:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel connected to the universe or something

22/9/2025, 3:43:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

I'm red pilled, but it's just Robitussin gel caps

22/9/2025, 3:40:52 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no, not Russell 😔

22/9/2025, 3:39:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reposted

youtu.be/viaTT859Yk0?... Sifl and Olly were prescient

22/9/2025, 3:36:44 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

youtu.be/viaTT859Yk0?... Sifl and Olly were prescient

22/9/2025, 3:36:44 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Lemieux (@lemieuxlgm.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Fuck, and I cannot possibly emphasize this enough, the Houston Astros

22/9/2025, 2:09:23 AM | 43 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Black Cheeseburder #MDANT Band Naming Expert (@blackcheeseburger.bsky.social) reposted

I hereby designate September as Carotid Artery Awareness Month. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

a chocolate fountain with red chocolate
22/9/2025, 2:49:03 AM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooooooohhhhh

22/9/2025, 3:28:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

22/9/2025, 1:28:25 AM | 12473 1301 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Making it in Seattle, too.

21/9/2025, 11:43:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aseeyeomanaseetomanoyo Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted

Death be not proud. Or dignified.

21/9/2025, 10:44:27 PM | 2936 387 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Today is #InternationalDayOfPeace

21/9/2025, 11:01:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Oh, honey, by all accounts the Devil is indeed overplaying their hand

21/9/2025, 10:27:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Blanchflower BSc (@davidbflower.bsky.social) reposted

Autumn Equinox for the Northern Hemisphere is 1819UT 22 September 2025. 🔭 🧪

21/9/2025, 8:46:17 PM | 87 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Variety! Fermented food!

21/9/2025, 6:33:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rex Huppke (@rexhuppke.bsky.social) reposted

Uncritical adulation: Meet our new pro-Trump columnist. Me. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

21/9/2025, 6:30:08 PM | 100 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Muting *straight out of the authoritarian playbook*

21/9/2025, 4:19:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amanda Marcotte (@amandamarcotte.bsky.social) reposted

Trump's poor health is the unspoken factor in how all this playing out. It's why he and his allies are trying to speed run a fascist collapse. They sense time is limited. But it's also why the opposition is muted. A lot of folks are hoping a well-placed blood clot solves our problems.

21/9/2025, 4:13:52 PM | 161 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anthony Albanese (@albomp.bsky.social) reposted

My statement formally recognising the State of Palestine.

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21/9/2025, 1:03:00 PM | 5230 1108 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò (@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social) reposted

seems fair

21/9/2025, 4:03:07 PM | 602 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Critics, rave

21/9/2025, 4:12:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Call yourself Poet Electorate.

21/9/2025, 3:52:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

There was like a sea plasma spray that I think had hypochlorous in it and I was misting and essencing before it was what it is now

21/9/2025, 3:46:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Looking at some of the CK memorial content

21/9/2025, 3:27:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

We need to activate nonvoters, not be fash friendly

21/9/2025, 3:19:54 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

My dude, it has

21/9/2025, 3:18:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Owen Meany (@notowenmeany.bsky.social) reposted

Great tip for cleaning your phone photos from techie Max Eddy: Every day (when you remember), search your camera roll for the date. It’ll pull up everything from that day from years past. Then, go through just those photos, deleting the ones you don’t need. One manageable, bite-size chunk at a time.

21/9/2025, 2:26:07 PM | 32 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Tammy Fay ass dress

21/9/2025, 12:45:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joe Kent looks like he belongs in a barbershop quartet or something

21/9/2025, 11:43:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gg (@ggold328.bsky.social) reposted

laura loomer is a paid mossad agent is a thing the national counterterrorism center director is saying on x, the everything app

21/9/2025, 10:11:07 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Do they know how bad shit is going down?

21/9/2025, 2:28:02 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Laughing as I read this out loud at dinner

21/9/2025, 2:27:17 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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HAHAHAHAHAH FUCK HOUSTON, YOU CHEATERS #MARINERS

21/9/2025, 2:15:18 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What color is her lightsaber, though

21/9/2025, 2:14:04 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Radley Balko (@radleybalko.bsky.social) reposted

Philomena Cunk does.

21/9/2025, 2:04:26 AM | 298 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahaha

21/9/2025, 12:58:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture makena kelly (@makenakelly.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

the revolution will not be televised (they canceled their subscriptions)

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20/9/2025, 11:20:47 PM | 4502 520 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/hiss... Dahlias are my absolute favorite

21/9/2025, 12:19:20 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Japanese trains.

21/9/2025, 12:12:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time is a flat circle???

21/9/2025, 12:08:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture August J. Pollak (@augustjpollak.bsky.social) reposted

AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED

Ezra is right. In 2010, 1/4 of the House Dem caucus was pro-life. Without those votes Dems cannot build a strong majority.
20/9/2025, 11:25:27 PM | 5138 974 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

A pal just found a nice place as well. The vibes are good today.

21/9/2025, 12:04:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Blattner (@theblatt.bsky.social) reposted

Did Homan declare the $50K on his income tax returns?

20/9/2025, 11:36:00 PM | 268 51 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Guess who just overtook Junior in most HRs in a season!

20/9/2025, 11:56:23 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

We're going to win

20/9/2025, 11:52:28 PM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture makena kelly (@makenakelly.bsky.social) reposted

just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg

20/9/2025, 11:18:39 PM | 18046 2777 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned L. Bandit (@jasoncheathawks.bsky.social) reposted

apple cup edition

20/9/2025, 11:40:58 PM | 26 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

We don't use degenerate nearly enough

20/9/2025, 11:11:06 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social)

Grampa tyrant.

20/9/2025, 11:05:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Fritschner (@fritschner.bsky.social) reposted

Hat tip to @aoc.bsky.social, this is pretty excellent

AOC to Tom Homan: “who’s the illegal now?”
20/9/2025, 9:23:10 PM | 934 191 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprillia (@aprillia.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't be a doomer, homie

20/9/2025, 10:10:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/9/2025, 10:04:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laffy (@gottalaff.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy) reposted

🚨”EPA orders scientists to stop publishing research, officials say - “…Both employees said that the imposition of this type of review is unprecedented and warned that it could stymie the release of scientific findings important to preserving public health.” […]

20/9/2025, 1:30:54 PM | 2 16 | View on Bluesky | view