Keir Starmer’s favourite Beatles album is “The Best of The Beatles”.
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Keir Starmer’s favourite Beatles album is “The Best of The Beatles”.
She’s only human - Becky is the GOAT. It’s not just me saying it either - Sports Illustrated is saying it too.
There’s still some sport(s entertainment) on tonight that might redeem the day for you!
Time to buy shares in misplaced apostrophes.
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy’s My Booky Wook
I hated his character in Game of Thrones. All he ever did was talk about himself.
That noise that Rolf used to make that sounded like an obscene phone call…we should’ve known right then that he was a wrong’un.
“Cinema’s”, “movies”, ”math”… This one is just bait for the miserable complainers, isn’t it?
Monzo too.
If you see this, quote this post with 10 games to get to know you by Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Assassins Creed - Odyssey Mortal Kombat II Goldeneye 007 Fallout New Vegas Skyrim Worms Armageddon Vampire Survivors Mass Effect Trilogy Guitar Hero 3
Gig in release week maybe?
After 5 years - THE RETURN OF THE CRIBS. TONIGHT. BBC 6 Music. Steve Lamacq.
Me too. I reckon it’s my favourite Crowded House b-side as it goes.
Every moment people are debating Kross’ contract status, they’re not talking about Brock Lesnar being in the Janel Grant lawsuit.
Alexa vs Roxanne next week will be a good one I think!
Now, go home and get your fucking shinebox!
‘On Friday, the force said detectives had sought advice from the Crown Prosecution Service and chosen not to take any further action on the grounds that there was "insufficient evidence to provide a realistic prospect of conviction for any offence".’ In other words, “they didn’t break any laws”.
Candymandaland
Don’t listen to it - give it 28 eggs.
Imagine you and another man just having to go 'the jelly was nice' or 'the asparagus needed two more minutes' and both of you fucking it up this hard
Glad to see you back!
I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.
Excellent work. Next time, a name change to “Rothermere touches kids” might work? You could pair it with a picture of him hugging his kids in a wholesome way so that there’s no misunderstanding from the lawyers (some people will just jump to conclusions otherwise).
*receptacle only accepts extremely weak lemon drink
I honestly think that if Jason Donovan rereleased his 1989 song "too many broken hearts in the world" but the replaced the words 'broken hearts' with 'fucking cunts' he's got a worldwide hit on his hands.
The one silver lining in this scenario is that it forces me to stay away from social media until I’m caught up, which can’t be a bad thing.
This law should also apply to any episodic TV programme.
"You look like you would enjoy Dubai" is the most savage insult I've ever heard
Or at least one couple that aren’t both as thick as pigshit.
Congratulations!!
It was - they worked us good and proper!
Never have I been so glad to have been made a fool of.
Make a band healthcare X-Ray Parker Jr
It's now time to stop that nonsense of pouring 2/3 of a pint of Guinness and letting it 'settle'. It makes zero difference to the taste and just makes it take longer for everyone to get served. Load of marketing bollocks.
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
He was literally on yesterday. Takes the absolute piss.
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT
Sending voicenotes instead of text messages is basically a big fuck you. Your time and convenience is not worth the extra seconds it would take to dictate this to voice recognition and give it a cursory check.
They first heard the song in the year 3000. They wrote down the lyrics and chords, and then recorded it when they returned to the present. They are now stuck in an infinite loop where they have to remember to do this, or it won’t happen.
Someone hasn’t heard Ian Brown’s rap on this version of Let Robeson Sing by the Manic Street Preachers. youtu.be/THGBfJst6as?...
I think this might be the funniest I’ve ever read!
Here’s hoping. They do have a lot of young talent in the women’s roster at the moment, so was worried she’d get crowded out.
Match of the event for me, although the 4 way came very close too. It’s good that they’ve recently been giving her more time on the mic, she’s really good at it.
…And all while wearing a dress!
Happy birthday! Got your CGR mix from the other day in the queue for today’s listening.
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First Piers Morgan speaks out against the Trump administration, now Bezos. The baddies are in disarray.
I think Radiohead did something similar with A Moon Shaped Pool, although at the opposite end of the muso scale.
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
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Done.
#OverheardInWaitrose
Well, I know what I’m up to for the rest of the working day.
Don’t give them back. Chucking them in the bin means they’re far less likely to be given to someone else later. This is also why I always used to take a free copy of the Daily Mail when it was being given away in a supermarket.
100%! Since its creation, they’ve treated the women’s IC title like the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy of wrestling.
It’s definitely going to happen, isn’t it? I still think it might happen on SD so they can have a last-minute IC match at WM, which will allow an actual established team a title shot against Liv and Raquel.
I don’t think there’ll be much pushback on “Greggs is low quality and isn’t very nice”.
In this example, the coins are just IOUs. The “amount” they represent is not a tangible thing. If you put £10 in the bank, the bank can still lend that £10 to someone else irrespective of whether you choose to withdraw it again before the other person pays it back. They can just print another IOU.
Post a thing living rent free in your head. Letting your mind run wild imagining Flavor Flav’s response to this:
The train was later humanely destroyed
I’m pretty sure the stumble was worked.
A Polish friend of mine learned the only 2 facts about swans any Brit knows, then confused them and, gloriously, *forgot they were about swans*, so one day she told me: "Did you know that the Queen is the only person in England allowed to break your arm?"
I think we Europeans need a new nationality to be the butt of the “boring” jokes. Sorry Belgium. #WWERAW
The true heel move would be to stay beyond 2025 and not turn. We need more than 9 months of this! #WWERAW
Yep definitely - the Spanish crowd on Friday were brilliant too. Also loving it being on at a decent hour for once!
He is brilliant at this isn’t he?
2 minutes in, and this Belgian crowd for #WWERAW are already brilliant.
My favorite picture 📸 of the day 🏆
Nice!
What was the total haul in the end?
Saying "I get hangry" does not give you carte blanche to act like a complete cunt if you haven't eaten in a while. It's your problem, you deal with it.
I was so taken aback by it, I’ve already raved to two people about it, neither of whom give a solitary shit about wrestling!
Stuart Muttcliffe?
“Did I arx you tho?”
AUTOGLASS REPAIR, AUTOGLASS REPLACE!
@danthereggaeman.bsky.social need to get “base an awesome radio feature on it” on the chart!
I’ve never been to Liverpool, but it makes sense to me due to having read a lot of issues of Viz and Roger’s Profanisaurus.
“You know who haven’t released an album for a while? Lostprophets. Whatever happened to them? Shame.”
There were parts where you could actually see the internal struggle in his mind between the “be true to yourself” and the “take the money” factions of his conscience.
The outcome of that match was an unexpected pleasure too!
If you've bought a copy of a book in print form, for an extra quid you should be able to request the e-book as well. Sometimes you just don't want to take the heavy physical book with you, but want to keep reading.
The analogy stretches to the fact that he is trying to take over as many Government departments and hubs of data as he can, because in his mind, they are “power ups” to “buff” his character.
Keir Starmer keeps an Excel document (with “Track Changes” turned on) which logs his favourite Coldplay songs.
I see that Sarah Brightman’s follow-up to I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper has got a fairly bleak, Rogue Traders vibe to it.
Same - I like her, but would’ve been a bit predictable if she’d won it. It has been a great PPV so far!
I was just grateful it wasn’t Nia. Was a brilliant match though - don’t know how the rest of the card can follow that up!
See also - having a phone case with a flap.
@danthereggaeman.bsky.social @max.craves.pizza
Online petitions are just the modern day version of prayers. Takes no real effort, achieves nothing, but people feel they have done something good to effect change.
Ok good!
I can’t see any label or warning on the original post. Have they since removed it or am I being shit at Bluesky?
Predictable? Perhaps, but correct nonetheless open.spotify.com/track/0hKRSZ...
who called it final fantasy xvi and not fantasyfinal_final_final2_finalfinalfinal_V5_v6_ffsthisisthefinalone_master_finalapproval_revised__rerevised_finalnomorechanges_FINAL_iquitifthisisnttheFINAL_finalsendtoprinters_v16.pdf
The completely shit music and exploiting the fans to fund it was enough for me.
Bring back the Breezeblock!
A real shame you won’t be in the mid-morning slot, you’ll be really missed. You have got me into so much music I wouldn’t have otherwise heard so whatever’s happening in Spring, I’ll be there!