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Arse Grammatica

@arsegrammatica.bsky.social

Tyrannis Inimicus. "Aequam memento rebus in arduis servare mentem." "Iustitia pacem custodit." "Semper ubi sub ubi." #Resistite

created November 13, 2024

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Profile picture brilliantnight.bsky.social (@brilliantnight.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

You can comment on Jimmy Kimmel Show here : support.abc.com/hc/en-us/art...

18/9/2025, 1:58:45 AM | 27 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

ABC bends the knee again. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/17/b...

17/9/2025, 10:57:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Because he hired buses to carry rioters to the Capitol on January 6th.

17/9/2025, 10:21:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amy Oddo✌🏻💙☀️ (@amyoddo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Here are President Kennedy & Jackie Kennedy visiting the Queen🙄

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17/9/2025, 8:39:28 PM | 59 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome back!

14/9/2025, 3:55:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Release the Epstein files.

12/9/2025, 3:38:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Funny Pages (@thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy) reposted

New Comic found: Dinosaur Comics - 2025-09-11 https://www.gocomics.com/dinosaur-comics/2025/09/11 #webcomics #dinosaurcomics #comicstrip

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12/9/2025, 3:30:08 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Soon there will be attestations of miracles. His tiny little face will appear on toast and pancakes. Virgins (and others) will claim to be bearing his child. #CharlieKirk

12/9/2025, 3:09:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody has any idea who I am. I can say what I want. I don't have a job so I can't get fired. Still I'm not going to praise the shooting of Charlie Kirk. Because it sucks.

12/9/2025, 3:03:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

12/9/2025, 3:02:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Have they accounted for this guy's whereabouts in the past couple of days?

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12/9/2025, 2:59:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Merde!

11/9/2025, 12:21:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

I actually like vanilla cookies better because of lack of chocolate chips.

10/9/2025, 9:58:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Not a big fan of chocolate chip cookies. The most basic and uninteresting species of cookie and a little bad. The cookie part is bland and tasteless and basically just brown. Most of the flavor comes from the chocolate chips which is the least delicious form of chocolate. I guess this is rage bait.

10/9/2025, 9:56:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Please: Don't shoot people. Don't stab people. Don't beat up on people. Don't hurt people. Thanks.

10/9/2025, 9:07:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Newberry (@joenewberry.bsky.social) reposted

While we will never again be able to pretend that it is September 10, 2001, we should all strive to act like we did on September 12, 2001. Praying for peace. Helping a neighbor. Helping a stranger. That will help us today and in the tomorrows to come.

10/9/2025, 4:27:08 PM | 89 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

One doesn't need to invoke bogus biblical prophecies to understand that this guy is truly evil.

10/9/2025, 1:25:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

My favorite is when they show Jesus on the cross wearing a little bikini bottom. As if.

10/9/2025, 1:21:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Whatever. Your boss is a defender of pedophiles Probably is one himself. How far down the road to depravity must your leader go before you understand?

10/9/2025, 1:19:27 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Whatever. Your boss is a defender of pedophiles Probably is one himself. How far down the road to depravity must your leader go before you understand?

10/9/2025, 1:19:27 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't care about anything you think. They are mocking you. They're acting in defiance of you. Because they know you won't do anything.

10/9/2025, 1:17:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrea Junker (@strandjunker.com) reposted

If Bill Clinton raped girls within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should rot in prison. If Donald Trump raped girls within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should rot in prison. That wasn’t so difficult, was it?

9/9/2025, 7:58:44 PM | 2437 559 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

(edited) Off to work. Suit jacket with mismatched trousers. Who dressed you?

9/9/2025, 7:39:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacqs (@fooyoo2.bsky.social) reposted

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9/9/2025, 5:03:07 AM | 38 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Early morn. Suit jacket with mismatched trousers. Who raised you?

9/9/2025, 5:07:15 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

The L at the end of the name means that this species was first described by Linnaeus.

9/9/2025, 4:59:11 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Crucified upside down means that since it took several days to die, the torso and head would be covered in shit most of the time that the victim was writhing away. Paintings rarely depict this outcome.

9/9/2025, 3:45:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if the boobs just had to be drawn that size to fit the typography.

9/9/2025, 3:38:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Trump would do us all a great favor to actually bring a slander suit about this because it may be the only way that a trial can hear the facts of this case.

9/9/2025, 3:24:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a weird article for them to run giving their initial lack of coverage of the Ukrainian girl stabbed in North Carolina.

9/9/2025, 3:20:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if he is where Elon got his black eye from.

9/9/2025, 3:01:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not quite as easy as it sounds. The little things will nip like all f*** and some of them have a couple of teeth.

8/9/2025, 9:20:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

And once again, Snoopy is forced to attend another meeting with HR.

8/9/2025, 9:16:04 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

And Jesus said to the influencer: "take this and post of it for it is my content. And the image of rad will it be." www.cnn.com/2025/09/07/e...

8/9/2025, 1:27:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Blue sky is not that, but it's not very exciting either.

8/9/2025, 12:53:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess. I mean I don't guess; you are obviously right. But Blue sky seems to be pretty boring.

8/9/2025, 12:41:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Is Bluesky still worth any attention?

8/9/2025, 12:08:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

I love that chest of drawers.

8/9/2025, 12:04:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Is Twitter/X still worth any attention?

8/9/2025, 12:02:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump's DOJ.

7/9/2025, 10:59:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Release the Epstein files now.

7/9/2025, 10:52:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Some jokes are not worth trying to understand.

7/9/2025, 10:35:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Please come back!

7/9/2025, 10:23:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought you were going to have solved it by now.

7/9/2025, 9:57:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

ICE raids at tennis tournaments next. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

7/9/2025, 9:57:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

At least pumpkin spice contributes a pleasant flavor to a pie. 9/11 conspiracy posts just leave a bad taste in the mouth.

7/9/2025, 1:34:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Look who admits he's a loser, and gives up so easily.

7/9/2025, 12:09:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

All thanks to you. You give up so easily.

7/9/2025, 12:08:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

They were all vaccinated. Trump got boosters.

7/9/2025, 12:05:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Release the names. Stop protecting these people. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

6/9/2025, 11:06:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

That is quite a divisive joke.

5/9/2025, 7:33:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

Spencer Kuvin, Epstein's victims' lawyer, says the FBI interviewed 40+ girls, some just 14, and prepared a 54-count indictment. Then came the secret plea deal that let Epstein walk. Those interviews are in the files. Kuvin says Alan Dershowitz scoured the girls' MySpace pages to smear them as liars.

5/9/2025, 1:00:51 AM | 17079 7727 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

God what a stupid topic, and what a stupider person. The moment he is out of office, sanity will prevail.

5/9/2025, 2:03:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

What is amazing is that this spokesman is so obviously a picture of health. And when I say that I am speaking sarcastically.

5/9/2025, 1:56:37 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

What is amazing is that this spokesman is so obviously a picture of health. And when I say that I am speaking sarcastically.

5/9/2025, 1:56:37 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

This is the definition of being a fuckhead.

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5/9/2025, 1:47:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Changing the subject doesn't change the fact that RFK Jr is an unqualified incompetent conspiracy-minded buffoon.

4/9/2025, 7:35:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

I hope this will have an effect. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...

4/9/2025, 1:03:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) reposted

Trump: “It’s very hurtful being the only dictator not invited to Xi’s military parade.”

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3/9/2025, 10:51:37 PM | 632 152 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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3/9/2025, 4:47:40 AM | 8129 2183 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Trump is still refused to pay him for legal work contesting the 2020 election. So this is basically a giant fuck you. And Roods will slobber it up. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

2/9/2025, 5:34:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

That he thinks that Rumi is the best of the demon hunters.

2/9/2025, 4:10:57 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

That he thinks that Rumi is the best of the demon hunters.

2/9/2025, 4:10:57 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Soon: attestations of miracles. His face will appear on toast and among bird entrails. Virgins (and others) will claim to have been impregnated by his sacred seed. This fall's crop of pumpkins will be extraordinarily large. A Netflix series will start development.

2/9/2025, 3:45:31 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder what Garfield thinks about masturbation.

2/9/2025, 3:38:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Melania's horoscope for tomorrow suggests that she "will finally be free of a great burden."

2/9/2025, 3:37:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Izzit dead yet?

2/9/2025, 2:10:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

War Pigs

2/9/2025, 2:09:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Nonsense. He looks totally fit. He holds his mouth that way because his respiration is so efficient. In any case, I would pay to watch him do the push-up/pull-up challenge.

1/9/2025, 8:06:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

So now he's criticizing "the Jews" for NOT having total control over Congress.

1/9/2025, 8:02:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought it was a nope too. But it is a "fun run". There are often fees for participating in races of various kinds, they often have expenses and have to acquire permits and provide porta potties and maybe pay for police. Sounds interesting to look at it what kind of costumes people come up with!

1/9/2025, 8:00:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Supplements?

31/8/2025, 5:48:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

I just think that impeachment is not the way. The way is lawsuits, Congressional hearings, and running better candidates.

31/8/2025, 5:41:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep me posted how that goes.

31/8/2025, 5:36:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Should we focus on retaking the house in the midterms or should we focus on unseating Democrats in the primaries who are insufficiently zealous?

31/8/2025, 5:31:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes of course. But what makes you think that they will step up to the challenge given their lack of ability to do so so far?

31/8/2025, 5:23:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do you think the Democrats will do any better next time?

31/8/2025, 5:17:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

We the people who impeached Trump twice.

31/8/2025, 5:10:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

It won't happen. We must defeat them but that is not the path. How many more times do you want us to be humiliated?

31/8/2025, 5:00:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Impeachment is impossible. I think he would just be such an inept leader that half the Republican party will denounce him before the 2026 primaries.

31/8/2025, 4:28:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

I don't think that establishment Democrats can save us either but certainly populist progressives haven't.

31/8/2025, 4:00:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

I imagine there must be worthwhile people named Ashley just by odds, but I haven't seen any other evidence.

31/8/2025, 3:35:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Would three years of JD Vance be worse than Trump finishing his term? I'm willing to do the experiment!

31/8/2025, 3:33:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

I hope that Joe Biden has reserved a front row seat for Trump's funeral.

31/8/2025, 3:30:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Why do you appreciate unions? I’ll start: Weekends off Paid vacations Work breaks Sick leave Paid holidays No child labor Safer working conditions Health care and retirement benefits

31/8/2025, 12:00:10 AM | 21612 6005 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

What a ridiculous person.

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31/8/2025, 1:28:47 AM | 20601 3659 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

I remember the weekend in August 2020 when he and Melania caught covid. Probably the best weekend on social media I can remember. Maybe this week will be better.

31/8/2025, 2:45:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Don’t Even Know (@cynthianevil.bsky.social) reposted

I have a plan. Invite him to a Phillies night game and he’ll see a stadium full of people singing Jhoan Duran (the Dominican pitcher)’s walk in song in Spanish while the liberty bell is on fire. I bet he’d love it.

31/8/2025, 1:21:44 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

If he dies before I wake I pray the Lord the news ain't fake.

31/8/2025, 2:25:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

One difference between us and the Romanoi is that many of them understood Latin. youtu.be/EpFFyQ7rv8Q?...

31/8/2025, 1:48:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

I am aware that I can be arrogant and condescending. Not my most favorites traits. But there are SO MANY stupid people out there!

31/8/2025, 1:45:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

The best movie of all time featuring fish guts. www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2025/08/revi...

30/8/2025, 1:52:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

I just wish that the fuck-headed gunmen would do the self-inflicted wound first.

29/8/2025, 3:07:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social)

Maybe littering? www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

29/8/2025, 3:04:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Ashli Babbitt was the only one who got justice for their role in January 6th.

29/8/2025, 3:03:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

Starter packs are basically the cool kids' tables in the high school cafeteria.

29/8/2025, 2:46:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope to never be so old that I will complain about "kids today".

29/8/2025, 2:35:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

So if you won't listen to what anyone says why should anyone engage with you? Also: "you're". I tend avoid debating people who don't know English.

29/8/2025, 2:26:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

She was a terrible lawyer. I'm sure she found someone to make it look like she might be a competent writer.

29/8/2025, 2:17:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arse Grammatica (@arsegrammatica.bsky.social) reply parent

You won't listen to anyone wanting to ban any kind of rifles no matter what, so quit making irrelevant excuses

29/8/2025, 2:16:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view