Here’s my speculation on Trump
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Here’s my speculation on Trump
Gee, maybe flying by the seat of your poopy diaper isn’t such a great idea for the president of the United States. www.thedailybeast.com//trump-admit...
Trump is well beyond his expiration date, America. It won’t be long now.
“NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE!”! declares Trump, a liar to his last breath. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
How bad must that stink be when Trump, himself, admits he stunk? Whew! www.thedailybeast.com//donald-trum...
Yes, let’s all pray that child gun deaths just magically and miraculously disappear in the nation that has far more guns per capita than any other country on Earth. Sound like an intelligent plan? thehill.com/homenews/sta...
Little boys love to pretend www.thedailybeast.com//trump-79-go...
Wow! That’s several words harder than the one Trump aced!
A Letterman classic: Trump or Monkey?
Joe Rogan has seen the light, smelled the diaper, and dumped Trump. In related news, the sky is filled with flying pigs.
If the math is correct, these Red States will implode all by themselves in a few months, and we can use the acreage for storage and landfills.
Funding to combat brain tumors in children? Donald Trump says “fuck no!”
STOP ELECTING REPUBLICANS! After the Annunciation school shooting, the gun lobby is counting on our doing nothing www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
More truth. Anyone who doesn’t understand this is either a moron or somebody who isn’t paying attention. Sorry, not sorry. You need to hear that.
Taco vs Gavin — a lopsided fight.
#FAFO MAGA! Next time, don’t vote for a mentally deranged president and batshit crazy congresspeople. If your life sucks today, just wait till tomorrow. www.thedailybeast.com//maga-radio-...
What’s the opposite of MENSA? That’s the USA today.
It’s rat eat rat from here forward. www.thedailybeast.com//conservativ...
Because nothing makes America safer than global despair, right, Trump supporter? www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
Can’t you just smell the “greatness,” Trump voters? How’s it smell? www.thedailybeast.com//defense-sec...
Well, rich people are much more important than the rest of us. Isn’t that why you elected Trump — and all of his enablers? www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
🔥 @mizzwelch.bsky.social : “It’s the complete moral collapse of the 🇺🇸 government… the cabinet meeting with 3.5 hours of superficial praise is so cringeworthy… he redecorated the Oval Office like Marie Antoinette and built himself a ballroom because he has zero intention of leaving…”
Hey MAGA! This is your daddy’s hero, role model, and mentor! How ‘bout that? www.thedailybeast.com//putins-twis...
Hey, America … how much more of this before we’re Great Again? apple.news/AmYr0ahwZS0K...
Fuck! Sty outter San Antone, fer gawdsykes!!!!
Hey, American voters! Somehow “we” elected Trump! How’s that goin’ so far? And what are you gonna do about it at the midterms?
Wait … a RED STATE REPUBLICAN did something despicable to underage girls??? www.thedailybeast.com//gop-officia...
ICE Gestapos arrest firefighters as they’re battling horrific blaze in Washington State. Is this what you voted for, America? STOP ELECTING REPUBLICANS!!!
Sure, some of these women could be lying. But all of them? Get real.
Trump regime caught spying on NATO ally Denmark.
Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal editorial excoriates and humiliates Trump. www.thedailybeast.com//murdoch-pap...
Gettin' in his head while Newsom ... 😆
Who’s your daddy, Red States?
The worst president in American history — TWICE!!!
Hey, America! This might be the summit of the steaming Everest of Trump administration f**k-ups. Had enough YET of The Orange Oaf in the White House??? www.huffpost.com/entry/doge-m...
Just listen to that deafening silence from those spineless REPUBLICAN lawmakers you keep electing and reelecting to enable America’s first-ever totalitarian dictator. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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I’m losing 34-0 to Trump in our competition for most felony convictions.
Outstanding! Now cure cancer.
Hurts, doesn’t it? And it should.
Hey, Texas Repugs! Where’s the money you promised to the flood victims? Turns out it was easier and cheaper to gerrymander another easy victory in those districts.
What a f**kin’ dick! What an international embarrassment this moron is. Had enough YET? www.thedailybeast.com//trump-tries...
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Trump shows off his favorite pic of his bf
Only his tiny peepee knows for sure … www.thedailybeast.com//trumps-bedt...
Another nice, sharp, and truthful needle. *boink!*
Hey MAGA! Tired of all she winning yet? "Trump and Melania’s Crypto Grifts Suffer Catastrophic Plunge" www.thedailybeast.com//donald-and-...
Gavin Newsom gives another master class in how to slash through illogical conservative bullshit.
Rules are made to be broken.
In case you forgot …
Gavin eyepokes The Orange Oaf again.
Maddow: Three ways Trump is already trying to rig the midterms www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
“… so God made a dictator.”
Then, Putin laid out the strategy: ”Donald, lick my boots … just for a start.”
The Republican effort to rig the midterms is on full display!
Gavin Newsom is The Candidate to meet this moment in American history and END THE BULLSHIT!
Our president is a clown and a useful idiot to Vladimir Putin, who saw Trump coming decades ago, and has groomed him ever since.
Europe’s Who’s Who will accompany Zelensky to confront Trump. www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-us-...
A heartfelt FY to Donald Trump traitor to the Western World. If I’m Zelensky, I show up in a blue suit, long red tie, and bright-orange face paint. www.thedailybeast.com//shallow-tru...
Is there a Nobel Prize for War? www.thedailybeast.com//russian-for...
Every day, in every way, it just keeps getting worse and worse for The Orange Oaf. 😂
Gavin is the leader we’ve been waiting for, America. Unite and fix this Republican mess.
TACO just sided with Putin against the European Union. He got nothing in Alaska that will help the free world … probably didn’t even try. Because that’s who he’s always been. Told you so.
Coming soon to a White House lawn near you, TACO. America’s had enough of your incompetent, embarrassing performance art.
He’s melting … melting … Oh, what a world. #GTFOH www.thedailybeast.com//karoline-le...
TACO TACO MAN! Trump kneels and licks Daddy Vlad’s boots again. All of his tough talk evaporated the instant he faced Putin — just like always. He left Alaska with less than he had before he arrived. It’s the Art of the Kneel. www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-us-...
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Pretty much b the truth
He lowered his expectations He lowered again He lowered one final time. And then he fell short So, in the end, this was Putin’s big, free chance to fuck with Trump … his favorite toy.
He lowered his already-lowered expectations … and then he didn’t achieve his goal. And now, ask yourself, “How is that even possible?” Team Trump lowered expectations before the Putin summit. Now we may know why. www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Well, only good Americans. Putin is wanted for war crimes by the International Court. thehill.com/homenews/med...
This is who Gavn Newsom is. Feel free to compare and contrast this guy with The Orange Oaf.
Newsom is now the kind of leader I would follow into battle. It makes me think we can win this if we resist together.
Trump has raised the bar on “baggage” to unreachable heights. Gavin’s dalliances won’t hurt him much. He’ll have a filthy-dirty opponent, guaranteed.
Newsom says he’ll release “secret files” that could be “the final nail” in Trump’s political casket.
Gavin Newsom is the leader we need at this moment in our history. Listen to this!
Option 1: Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing. Option 2: Trump knows what he’s doing, but doesn’t care about 99% of the American people — which, odds are, includes you.
Sean Duffy: "Pete Buttigieg was running for president as opposed to doing his job and making sure that we got our air traffic control system modernized." (Pete Buttigieg ran for president in 2020. He became transportation secretary in 2021.)
Hey, MAGA! Howzit goin’? www.thedailybeast.com//staff-mutin...
Hide your daughters, America. Ghislaine Maxwell, sexual predator, has been granted work-release instead of serving her 20-year sentence behind bars. In exchange, she keeps her secrets about sexual predator Donald Trump.
Hey, Trump voters: Tired of all the winning yet? www.huffpost.com/entry/produc...
Trump concedes that he’s always been a useful idiot to Daddy Vlad. www.thedailybeast.com//donlad-trum...