Embrace Frank Frazetta Thought
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Embrace Frank Frazetta Thought
this might be one of the greatest photos of all time im not even fucking around
i hope the Hamburglar never dies. that beautiful son of a bitch. he's the meat criminal and patty thief that we need in these times
"The kids are living out soap operas and calling that D&D, Peggy. It ain't right." "Oh, Hank! Our characters were in a relationship, too. Don't you remember when your half-orc barbarian married my elf rogue?" "That was different. It was a ruse to trick the baron." "It was not a ruse to me, Hank!"
It was stuck for a good five minutes at least
At the last Park & Hang, a Waymo wanted to turn into the parking lot, which was absolutely packed with zero room - it turned into oncoming traffic, then just stopped, blocking traffic as its positronic brain tried to puzzle it out
Kirby's artistic strong suit was in big action and energy, less so subtle facial expressions and character acting. That said, he really gets across what a dickish little wiener-boy Klarion is with just a few looks. This is a face that talks like Ben Shapiro or someone like him.
Reading Jack Kirby's Demon. Modern versions of Etrigan don't generally mention that his best friends were a wise-cracking, cigar-chomping ad executive and an Indian U.N. delegate with E.S.P. powers.
I didn’t know about this, and if I didn’t know about this, then you probably didn’t either. This should be my entire feed and it’s not and that’s a problem  This sit in has now been going on over 48 hours and I am just hearing about it now 1/
As a hobbyist and guy whose business is selling stuff online, can confirm it’s already happening
over time I believe this will end up being one of the most unpopular things the administration ever does a death sentence for many hobbies and all the average consumer sees is that you’re taking away all their bargains one of the few policies that has a direct negative effect on almost everyone
I don’t truly believe it would be better to be oblivious to everything going on right now and just live like a dullard but I do wish I had a dullard setting that I could toggle off and on
it's lovely, it feels like going 5 minutes into the future (in a good way)
LOL
I meant his painting, but yeah, I wish I could look that good as an old dude, which I already am, and it ain't happening
he's not bad!
stupid sexy death
Last night a DJ saved my life. It was Jazzy Jeff. I was choking in a Red Robin.
we've crossed the duh-vent horizon
We’re quite deep within the Singularity right now, though it’s turned out be the Singularity of Stupid (SoS), which effectively prevents the original concept of the Singularity from happening.
"Where do centrists find our Mamdani?" gotta be the unintentionally funniest thing I've read in ages.
I literally just saw Jon Langford perform an acoustic version last night, and it made me so happy
the great Charles Napier!
Somewhere along the line the idea took hold that every part of public life needs to be efficient, an efficiency exclusively expressed in terms of whether or not it makes money. "Makes money for who, exactly?" is a question that is never asked.
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Louise on her toes for a photo by Otto Dyar, 1927.
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I hear a lot of Alanis, No Doubt, Limp Biscuit, Harvey Danger, Garbage etc on the radio and I think we’re primed for a movie where a group of elder millenials get a team together to rob a bank to pay for cancer treatment
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that got wished into the cornfield long ago
feel like having to "back off" a claim of fact that would have been of real consequence is the kinda thing that used to cost a person their position as speaker of the, you'll excuse me, fucking house
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correct opinion
one time kurt loder got mad at me for saying the monkees movie 'head' was better than any of the beatles movies and i stand by that. you never dropped any acid did you kurt
Lmao, he totally chickened out. Big boy Pritzker scores a victory
Celebrating the maestro's birthday by revisiting his debut for the first time in a long while. First time in 4K too. The stabbing's gonna pop!
They’re calling it the most coherent PR strategy ever.
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
No one screeches like Una O'Conner. #TCMParty
happy birthday!
THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.
turning off replies on shitposts
dril from the top rope 💀
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hmm, wonder who his father is
please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write
Most people are not huge pieces of shit, and people who try to convince you they are are either selling you something or selling you out.
every ebay listing from outside the states now has a banner about how you'll probably have to pay double on delivery if you make the purchase, everything is so cool rn
anti-vax stuff is toxically unpopular. everywhere, every time it is polled, every time it becomes a major election issue. to the extent MAHA and RFK Jr. don't have polling numbers as low as this it's because they've (with the media's help) lied about the extremism of their anti-vax position.
gonna celebrate by watching TV standing up
just did my Dad Duty of cutting up all the cardboard boxes and putting them in the recycling bin
A reminder that @mattfraction.bsky.social & @stevelieberart.bsky.social’s JIMMY OLSEN series gave the world the best representation of the existential crisis faced by anyone who’s ever produced anything for the internet…
it's like a guy getting off the bus in Hoboken and saying hellooo New York City
he died doing what he loved, sleeping while shitting his pants
it's always packed, we need more bowling alleys in town!
they do make good burgers at Highland Bowl tho
it is tho
I had the same exact reaction
*80 percent* drop in mail to the US because Trump is taxing every single small package anyone might want to send someone here
And yeah, I'm never going to make my peace with having to think about how to "sneak" vaccines because someone who looks like somebody made a scarecrow made out of slaughterhouse floor leavings and who eats beef tallow out of the jar while staring at children in airports says I can't.
NEW — Trump, along with Jared Kushner, Pam Bondi and others stand for the National Anthem. Crowd boos as the American flag is unfurled on the court. Stadium is still only about 50% full.
Literally no one in THE TAKING OF PELHAM 123 could get a movie gig today
The disappearance of faces in Hollywood is so depressing to me as someone whose life revolves largely around films - I need faces in my films, I need big, weird, old, asymmetrical, beautiful, expressive, uniquely imperfect faces
I can see this
This is a good choice
The finale should be a long, sprawling bloody brawl between Popeye and Bluto, like THE QUIET MAN
She really is perfect in the role
Anna Taylor Joy would be perfect
I’ve always wanted to!
Keep the Nilsson songs tho
Popeye
Watching Altman’s POPEYE (a movie I love, so shut up) and realizing I want to see a Robert Eggers Popeye movie, starring Tom Hardy
“bronx cheer” ≠ “cheer”
Fetlife polycule
I went to see the first one with Tom Neely, and we didn't realize it was the 48FPS version, and couldn't figure out why it looked like a telenovela shot on video
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in considerably better news 🖤🖤 i’m ssoo in love with this portrait by @ohhdarling.bsky.social 🖤🖤 (they are hot and talented and you should give them your $)
