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White Christian Taliban shit right here. Time to stop tiptoeing around it. These people are fanatics pursuing a Holy War. Itās a critical piece of the threat assessment that should inform our strategies. (Psst. Theyāre not just going to hand back power.)
I thought avoiding STDs in the '80s was his Vietnam. Seriously, that man is so vacuous and self-centered, you can't even parody him in a more cutting way than he parodies himself.
All the cool kids (and me) are at Solar Flare Fest this weekend.
Weapons aka The Where Bitch Project
All happy hours should start at the same time - too 1thirsty.
Math is hard.
This is a new image of comet 3I/ATLAS, showing the development of a long tail of dust and gas as the object gets closer to the Sun. As a reminder, the "I" in 3I/ATLAS stands for "interstellar". Because this comet formed around a different star and is OLDER THAN THE SOLAR SYSTEM
Nobody at this lil local music fest cares about my Charly Bliss shirt, and I am LIVID.
I am absurdly proud of how much my dog loves the homemade food I make for him. I am blissfully thinking āI finally found someone who likes my cookingā - talking about literal DOG FOOD. Tbf, he probably agrees with everyone else I have ever cooked for. I.e. āthis tastes like dog food.ā
i donāt think that was intentional on jalen carterās part. the controls this season have sprint as L1, sleep until morning as L2, barter as R1 and spit as R2. spit should be in the quick menu
As Jalen Carter gets ejected 6 seconds into the game, I couldnāt help but wonderā¦ Would a guy ever last longer than 6 seconds with me
I've decided the rule should be that the Super Bowl is in whichever city won it the year prior so that if they do make it back to the Super Bowl they get home field advantage. Why are we not doing this? @billsimmons.bsky.social
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Hi! I created a queer Portland rock band magical girl novel series with a trans protagonist and multiple other trans characters and folks sure seem to like it. š itās at magicariot.com
Hell yeah.
Davies: And his biggest brag forever was that he was very good friends with Donald Trump. He had an eight by ten framed picture of him on his desk with the two of them, like they were very close.
COMMENTARY: If this was happening in another nation, we'd call it by name. It's authoritarianism.
The discussions on the right are getting so openly genocidal.
I just decided the funniest word to say as Mic Jagger is ādownloadā.
Shit. This is a good point. Iām pretty sure I was at this same place, and I had milk in my latte. I hope the raw milk is too expensive to to use in the kitchen. I may have to ask next time Iām there. It really is a nice place.
I think I was at this same place, and it bothered me a little bit. My hope (with no real evidence) is that the person is more on the crunchy left that has always loved their ānaturalā foods but now share that space with some MAHA jagoffs. It must be awkward. I hope nobody gets sick.
The images that came down from Mars yesterday had a Star Wars vibe to them, so I just did what came naturally
To quote the late great Bernie Mac, āI aināt scared of yāall motherfuckers.ā @ramsvelas.bsky.social
@harrisfootball.com Results of my 10 team draft, because ITāS MY JOB to tell you: 2 of your top 3 QBs 3 of your top 15 RBs 4 of your top 30 WRs I canāt lose!
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I canāt empathize with someone who canāt empathize.
@mynameisgaron.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com That thing yāall said about Weapons is not something I experience.
NNF actually means Never Not Flooding. @nevernotfunny.com
Ha. Beat me to it.
Shea the Serrano pepper
Absolutely incredible. The Berlin police justified repeatedly brutally punching this Irish activist in the face and breaking their arm... ...because they said they were acting like Nazis. Yes, violently attacking protesters opposed to genocide has definitely rebutted that one!
Guys, it is wild that baseball fields are not uniform from one to the next and even more so that they arenāt from left to right field. It is ridiculous.
āWhy donāt you open up and show us Willem Dafriend?ā
āAs Al Qaeda seeks to empty out the World Trade Center towersā¦ā
Halftime nap.
Iām sure they have some nice polos! š I actually got some good on plain t shirts from them once. I think I ordered online and picked up there.
Jos A Bank?
Weāre speculating that Trump will disappear for a few days, and weāll all get excited, but then heāll just show up with a ridiculous facelift.
I bet someone could make a billion dollars selling Rudy Tea in this town.
Canoodling must have something to do with a canoe right?
Some good purchases in this inbox.
Yāall were both great.
One day one of the cats decides she sleeps in the bed now nuzzled up against you so clearly your relationship has evolved to another level, and then 8 days later she acts like she would never and youāre crazy for even thinking it.
yāall know what one of the first nazi book burnings was right? yāall know why they did it yāall know trans people were one of their first targets and even the ALLIES left us in the camps when liberating everyone else yāall see whatās right in front of you, right?
I just used NNNotes for the first time ever and found it. SimplyStamps.com.
@eliothochberg.bsky.social Do you happen to remember the name of the stamp company that Jimmy called on the recent episode?
WTF
Casa Ema or Jane & the Lion for breakfast. Winnieās, Roccoās, Kitchen Rumors, Hando, Ninfaās on Navigation any other time.
Ex-Israeli minister Ayalon: "There is no famine in Gaza." Me: "Why does the IPC say there is a famine?" Ayalon: "The IPC changed the criteria." Me: "That's a lie. What criteria did they change?" Ayalon: "They changed many criteria." My full interview with Danny Ayalon: zeteo.com/p/danny-ayal...
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Free With Ads listener here. Iāll be there. If yāall need food or other recs Iāve got āem.
When was the last time someone said ātribulationsā and it wasnāt preceded by trials andā.
Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally: "Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
JJ Fad at 4pm - Hey babe, for dinner should we have soup or Sonic?
The House is on HBO and it stars EVERYONE.
Mark, if he applies it across the board as legislation then itās a wealth tax.
Someone tell him the Constitution is progressive.
Tulsi Gabbard stripped the clearance of NSA's top math whiz based on a conspiracy theory. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbdY...
cheer up charlie's in austin is apparently in danger of closing, sad stuff www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Get you a wife who will bring home leftovers and cake from Truth BBQ.
If you arenāt on to these amazing mashups yet I highly recommend them!
I bet someone could make good money selling Christian walkers. Bless them or lay hands or something like that. I just want 10%.
This is on Peacock. You should watch it.
Went ahead and updated my map of cities with higher crime than D.C. to accommodate the two new states from the Deep South who are sending troops to the capital. In the five states there are 64 cities, home to 1.7 million people, that had more crime in 2024 than D.C. www.pbump.net/o/more-peopl...
This is why we canāt have nice things.
Itās hard to square my wifeās love of puzzles with the way she loads a dishwasher.
No adult human beings should even pretend Trumpās hostile takeover of DC has anything to do with crimeāexcept the ones he committed against children.
A few weeks ago, I had the same experience except the song was āGangsta Leanā.
At least preseason football makes for good couch napping, @harrisfootball.com.
Iām not terribly familiar either, but her cover of that song is good. Check it out on Spotify, etc.
Houston has rad local shows, and you dummies are missing out.
Did she play Dancing in the Dark?
A guy wore a Nazi shirt to a baseball game in DC.
can i explain the gap on my resume? uh okayā¦thought this was obvious but that was when i didnāt have a job. you okay man
Saw James Austin Johnson and Zach Pugh last night. Good times.
Documents with sensitive details about the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Putin were left behind on a public hotel printer.
I'm going to publish the entirety of an exchange I just had with the press office of the DOJ. I want you to see how they are talking about truth.
I had to chastise someone at a show recently. I say we shame them openly. Itās the only way.
Does saying Netanyahu is a criminal make me an anti-Semite? I donāt care. Anyone who allows the death of a group of people by starving them to death and shooting them at aid stations is a criminal IMHO.
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inside of you are two wolves:
I would definitely bet against it. Iād say they might play him too much in order to win games, not to sell tickets. They canāt win without him.
Iām not familiar enough to say. But his body type certainly makes you nervous about too many minutes for too many games.
Their offense would have been awesome, of course. But all three are on the modern-day stocks top 30 list too.
You'll like this. In the modern era, there are 34 guys above 2.5 stocks per game. Only Wemby, Davis, and Gobert are active. And Wemby is the only one above Olajuwon. He'll need to stay very healthy for 15+ years to catch his career total though. CC @sheaserrano.bsky.social
US Park Police now doing traffic stops in DC, and charged at me with a baton for filming closer than they liked
Every reason you left Twitter applies to Meta too. And more.
Youāre on the way up for sure. Itāll be nice to see the I-10 teams back in the playoffs together, whether itās this year or next.
I dunno about San Antonio. They have a lot of meh guys around Wemby and Fox.
Israel murdered Anas al-Sharif, and his fellow Palestinian journalists, to silence witnesses to its genocide. Gaza's journalists - the bravest journalists who ever lived - never stopped speaking out. The least we can do is to speak louder than ever before.
1. Unlike other prestigious universities, UCLA appears to be rejecting Trump's demands to throw transgender people under the bus and enact draconian anti-trans policies. The government is holding their funding hostage and threatening them with massive fines. Subscribe to support my journalism.
The states with the highest murder rates are all red states. Trump can bullshit all he wants about DC, NY, CA etc but this is FACTā¦. usafacts.org/articles/whi...
With Trump set to use crime as a fake justification to threaten DC today, media coverage should make one thing clear: At this point his pattern of manufacturing pretexts for militarizing domestic law enforcement has become undeniable. Some thoughts on that here: newrepublic.com/article/1987...
Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring. And then that guy was "silenced" forever. And now we will just not talk about anything else until they... #ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files
Just order a second pizza!