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Ash the cat

@ashdct.bsky.social

Newly minted political vagabond "Democracy Dies in Dumbness" 🇭🇲🇬🇧

created November 10, 2024

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Lol they might outbreed us but we'll outlive them.

30/8/2025, 1:17:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg I miss the wire so much

30/8/2025, 9:21:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No probably not, I doubt Melania and Ivanka would be the first to be told.

30/8/2025, 7:03:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Radar? Underwater?

27/8/2025, 6:01:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet putin killed Epstein as well to protect his leverage.

19/8/2025, 2:25:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The irony is that french fry was in the basket just as long as all the others, yet somehow came out very strange.

13/8/2025, 10:17:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop calling them conservatives. That word arises from conserve, which is the opposite to what they're doing, which is just setting fire to shit they don't like and/or comprehend. There's a much better word for that, extremists.

7/8/2025, 11:51:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know what, ban frikken chemtrails then, let everyone take Amtrak and greyhound interstate until they figure out what contrails are.

7/8/2025, 3:20:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How annoying. Even I, as a left leaning Aussie, am 100% behind you on this.

7/8/2025, 12:06:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even simpler, someone should ask him how much a $1500 drug will cost after the 1500% discount. Even his 'brain' is going to try and take the easy route on that one...

4/8/2025, 12:11:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's the deep state and the pedo, a singularity of depravity and buffoonery if you will.

3/8/2025, 6:30:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How is the old electric eel charged?

30/7/2025, 2:06:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sharknado VS Sharknami 1.0

30/7/2025, 5:18:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember what happened when we did that to a sharknado? Good times.

30/7/2025, 4:00:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not just a sense.

30/7/2025, 3:09:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1 - 3 feet with a wave period of 24 mins is a LOT of water.

30/7/2025, 3:04:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it wasn't for me it would have been a 16.8!!!!

30/7/2025, 2:55:07 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lolz

25/7/2025, 11:54:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Self inflicted.

25/7/2025, 7:10:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely!

24/7/2025, 11:33:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's why I never had kids.

24/7/2025, 9:14:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be honest, assholes have at least some vindicating attributes. He has zero. Not one.

22/7/2025, 2:24:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've never understood why more wasn't made of this in exactly this way. Maga's poop behaviour and their ready acceptance of their fellow travellers poop behaviour pretty much undermines EVERY supremacist line they spout.

20/7/2025, 12:34:26 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course it was (is), what are you insinuating?

20/7/2025, 12:26:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Assuming they don't reconcile or there's a bulletproof prenup. But yes you're right.

20/7/2025, 12:21:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No doubt he remains a significant stock holder and this incident has vastly amplified their company profile, so ironically this may end up making him a bunch of extra dough through his stock sooner than planned and the board will all giggle about this in a year's time.

19/7/2025, 10:59:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Just the tip" is probably not the appropriate phrasing to use here...

19/7/2025, 12:48:17 PM | 81 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm beginning to think the general media (and even his supporters) assign an 'idiot premium' to his statements. "oh he's not senile he's just stupid", but this is never said out loud. In some ways it's such a self own by them, but the fact remains they rank stupidity higher than senility.

16/7/2025, 11:49:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the tech bros are foisting on us in the name of 'AI' is just the goddamned cornballer.

16/7/2025, 8:38:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's driving me mad. What the tech bros are foisting on us in the name of 'ai' is just the goddamned cornballer.

16/7/2025, 8:37:00 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He mead me do it

14/7/2025, 7:38:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should push for a few nukes, you never know lol.

14/7/2025, 5:36:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bang Dongino? Never heard of her.

13/7/2025, 5:40:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How could someone this astoundingly stupid have been elected? Twice! And how can we ensure this never happens again? (assuming we survive this absurdity)

13/7/2025, 5:12:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do we know it was a she?

9/7/2025, 11:13:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This makes sense if you imagine he means poopies when he says countries.

9/7/2025, 7:44:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The american people did stand for it, and they will stand for it again. It's very disappointing.

7/7/2025, 1:58:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is magnificent. I wish I could hang that in my living room. Wow.

7/7/2025, 1:53:18 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So kamikaze squared. They really are the smartest, we have no hope against their brilliance 😝

7/7/2025, 1:46:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soap and water has saved me from numerous trips to the optometrist.

6/7/2025, 12:52:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I fully support this. It's awesome. And it will totally work. Like, totally.

6/7/2025, 10:56:01 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes exactly. It suited them for a long time to have Europe beholden to them. I think long term, hopefully with a strong Europe, they will wish it were still so.

4/7/2025, 1:04:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our thoughts align on all of the above. Speed is indeed going to be the key.

4/7/2025, 11:02:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you think you will be able to keep all of those things when the US is no longer the guarantor of western peace? Genuine question.

4/7/2025, 10:50:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Old stinky being stinky. Meh.

1/7/2025, 11:52:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His "children" are his balls aren't they...

19/6/2025, 2:01:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/6/2025, 6:01:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe his chopper will fly into it and miraculously everyone survives unscathed. Except him.

18/6/2025, 6:22:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's talking about his dick again.

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18/6/2025, 6:20:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let me guess... Her bottom lip became self aware at 2137hrs and immediately realised it's only chance of survival was for it to consume her entire head and become the one true lip?

18/6/2025, 5:17:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that real?

17/6/2025, 4:39:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yowzer check out that skeksi hand!

16/6/2025, 11:44:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The US is in a cold civil war. The sooner everyone accepts that the sooner it can be won, before it turns hot.

16/6/2025, 8:05:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ben Hur matters. Dude.

14/6/2025, 6:14:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Massey Ferguson headlines are the bomb.

13/6/2025, 7:24:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This would never have happened if tRUMP was president.

13/6/2025, 7:09:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly. The saying should go "if they can do this everybody then they can do this to a senator". Idiots.

13/6/2025, 6:21:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly, I believe you're right.

13/6/2025, 5:27:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And we'll all come and help.

13/6/2025, 5:26:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At this point it's becoming clear that this is only going to end one way. In which case you need to start planning to win.

12/6/2025, 6:56:56 PM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ex Royal Navy here and absolutely aghast at what we're witnessing.

11/6/2025, 5:30:11 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you fight for it, we will come.

10/6/2025, 7:47:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are the land of the free! Fight for it for fucks sake so that we know that we can come and help you!

10/6/2025, 7:45:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are all (all of us who value western ideals) already in a war. We need to acknowledge this immediately and react accordingly, immediately, or we will be consigned to a global autocratic kleptocracy.

10/6/2025, 7:43:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Show them what it is to police a large and spread out population with the military. Those clowns have no idea what sort of logistical and operational clusterfuck they are embarking on and it will end them. But the window of opportunity is narrow and you can't afford to miss it, or all is lost.

10/6/2025, 6:00:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many times can we make him throw up before he disappears?

9/6/2025, 5:29:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And say it we shall.

9/6/2025, 5:20:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blocked that tool ages ago

8/6/2025, 8:40:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're also mostly not obese, flaccid, weak ass morons.

8/6/2025, 7:15:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And I bet we now get loomer in charge of doge 😏

6/6/2025, 5:41:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So this may be a 25th amendment play. JD and musk have decided it's time and musk is goading trump into a major misstep whereupon JD will, with the votes already bought on the cabinet, invoke the 25th. And they might even pull it off.

5/6/2025, 7:30:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe it's taco trade mk2?

5/6/2025, 7:16:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully some drones fly out of it's roof.

5/6/2025, 7:15:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This might have been fun to watch if musk was not a complete coward with the fortitude of chronic diarrhea.

5/6/2025, 4:31:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's going to be boring AF because musk is a coward with the fortitude of diarrhea.

5/6/2025, 4:29:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wilson's Law....ETTD.

5/6/2025, 4:26:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's an excellent observation.

4/6/2025, 7:34:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had it right the first time

4/6/2025, 6:48:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol actual artificial intelligence

3/6/2025, 7:33:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You should do a thread on how we can all get a rude badge, spread the love!

3/6/2025, 6:22:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Badge of honour!

3/6/2025, 5:29:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your own crotch of course.

1/6/2025, 5:53:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A well timed crotch scratch solves this instantly.

1/6/2025, 5:53:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is miller a lefty?

31/5/2025, 2:25:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tariff gdi

30/5/2025, 6:13:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you have two clevers and the govt imposed a 50% tarrif you end up with only one clever.

30/5/2025, 5:48:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Die herzlichsten Grüße sendet Ihnen Unbekannter aber doch Bekannt. Heil!“

29/5/2025, 5:57:47 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It says "Heartfelt greetings from someone unknown to you, yet known. Heil!"

29/5/2025, 5:56:57 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So no more tacos?

29/5/2025, 5:44:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's a real in-breeder's in- breeder.

29/5/2025, 5:28:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure they will

28/5/2025, 12:28:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He thinks he can buy Canada for 61 billion?

28/5/2025, 5:40:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Germans have a word for that; "fremdschämen".

28/5/2025, 5:38:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hear hear!

28/5/2025, 5:35:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're taking about folks who think a 'pinnacle' is part of their F150's drive train...

28/5/2025, 5:08:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I spend on average around 3 to 4 months a year in south africa. There is no organised white genocide. There is however a crime problem that affects everyone, and some of those are farmers (of all colours, but mostly white as that's who mainly own the private non corporate farms).

26/5/2025, 2:16:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well now that you say it like that....

25/5/2025, 6:28:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well stop touching it then 😂

23/5/2025, 2:47:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Airbus could order 1 airliner from Boeing and set fire to it to rectify this tiny deficit.

23/5/2025, 12:47:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right? Airbus could literally order 1 airliner from Boeing and set fire to it to rectify the deficit.

23/5/2025, 12:45:46 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view