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Lol they might outbreed us but we'll outlive them.
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Lol they might outbreed us but we'll outlive them.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg I miss the wire so much
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
No probably not, I doubt Melania and Ivanka would be the first to be told.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Radar? Underwater?
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet putin killed Epstein as well to protect his leverage.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
The irony is that french fry was in the basket just as long as all the others, yet somehow came out very strange.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social)
Stop calling them conservatives. That word arises from conserve, which is the opposite to what they're doing, which is just setting fire to shit they don't like and/or comprehend. There's a much better word for that, extremists.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what, ban frikken chemtrails then, let everyone take Amtrak and greyhound interstate until they figure out what contrails are.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
How annoying. Even I, as a left leaning Aussie, am 100% behind you on this.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Even simpler, someone should ask him how much a $1500 drug will cost after the 1500% discount. Even his 'brain' is going to try and take the easy route on that one...
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
He's the deep state and the pedo, a singularity of depravity and buffoonery if you will.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
How is the old electric eel charged?
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Sharknado VS Sharknami 1.0
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember what happened when we did that to a sharknado? Good times.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not just a sense.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
1 - 3 feet with a wave period of 24 mins is a LOT of water.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
If it wasn't for me it would have been a 16.8!!!!
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Lolz
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Self inflicted.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely!
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
It's why I never had kids.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
To be honest, assholes have at least some vindicating attributes. He has zero. Not one.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
I've never understood why more wasn't made of this in exactly this way. Maga's poop behaviour and their ready acceptance of their fellow travellers poop behaviour pretty much undermines EVERY supremacist line they spout.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course it was (is), what are you insinuating?
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Assuming they don't reconcile or there's a bulletproof prenup. But yes you're right.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
No doubt he remains a significant stock holder and this incident has vastly amplified their company profile, so ironically this may end up making him a bunch of extra dough through his stock sooner than planned and the board will all giggle about this in a year's time.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
"Just the tip" is probably not the appropriate phrasing to use here...
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm beginning to think the general media (and even his supporters) assign an 'idiot premium' to his statements. "oh he's not senile he's just stupid", but this is never said out loud. In some ways it's such a self own by them, but the fact remains they rank stupidity higher than senility.
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What the tech bros are foisting on us in the name of 'AI' is just the goddamned cornballer.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
It's driving me mad. What the tech bros are foisting on us in the name of 'ai' is just the goddamned cornballer.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
He mead me do it
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
They should push for a few nukes, you never know lol.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Bang Dongino? Never heard of her.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
How could someone this astoundingly stupid have been elected? Twice! And how can we ensure this never happens again? (assuming we survive this absurdity)
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
How do we know it was a she?
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
This makes sense if you imagine he means poopies when he says countries.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
The american people did stand for it, and they will stand for it again. It's very disappointing.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
That is magnificent. I wish I could hang that in my living room. Wow.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
So kamikaze squared. They really are the smartest, we have no hope against their brilliance 😝
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Soap and water has saved me from numerous trips to the optometrist.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
I fully support this. It's awesome. And it will totally work. Like, totally.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes exactly. It suited them for a long time to have Europe beholden to them. I think long term, hopefully with a strong Europe, they will wish it were still so.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Our thoughts align on all of the above. Speed is indeed going to be the key.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you think you will be able to keep all of those things when the US is no longer the guarantor of western peace? Genuine question.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Old stinky being stinky. Meh.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
His "children" are his balls aren't they...
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Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe his chopper will fly into it and miraculously everyone survives unscathed. Except him.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me guess... Her bottom lip became self aware at 2137hrs and immediately realised it's only chance of survival was for it to consume her entire head and become the one true lip?
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that real?
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Yowzer check out that skeksi hand!
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
The US is in a cold civil war. The sooner everyone accepts that the sooner it can be won, before it turns hot.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Ben Hur matters. Dude.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Massey Ferguson headlines are the bomb.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
This would never have happened if tRUMP was president.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. The saying should go "if they can do this everybody then they can do this to a senator". Idiots.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly, I believe you're right.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
And we'll all come and help.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point it's becoming clear that this is only going to end one way. In which case you need to start planning to win.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Ex Royal Navy here and absolutely aghast at what we're witnessing.
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If you fight for it, we will come.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
You are the land of the free! Fight for it for fucks sake so that we know that we can come and help you!
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
We are all (all of us who value western ideals) already in a war. We need to acknowledge this immediately and react accordingly, immediately, or we will be consigned to a global autocratic kleptocracy.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Show them what it is to police a large and spread out population with the military. Those clowns have no idea what sort of logistical and operational clusterfuck they are embarking on and it will end them. But the window of opportunity is narrow and you can't afford to miss it, or all is lost.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
How many times can we make him throw up before he disappears?
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And say it we shall.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Blocked that tool ages ago
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
They're also mostly not obese, flaccid, weak ass morons.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
And I bet we now get loomer in charge of doge 😏
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social)
So this may be a 25th amendment play. JD and musk have decided it's time and musk is goading trump into a major misstep whereupon JD will, with the votes already bought on the cabinet, invoke the 25th. And they might even pull it off.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe it's taco trade mk2?
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully some drones fly out of it's roof.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social)
This might have been fun to watch if musk was not a complete coward with the fortitude of chronic diarrhea.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
It's going to be boring AF because musk is a coward with the fortitude of diarrhea.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Wilson's Law....ETTD.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
That's an excellent observation.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Had it right the first time
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol actual artificial intelligence
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
You should do a thread on how we can all get a rude badge, spread the love!
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Badge of honour!
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Your own crotch of course.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
A well timed crotch scratch solves this instantly.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Is miller a lefty?
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Tariff gdi
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
When you have two clevers and the govt imposed a 50% tarrif you end up with only one clever.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
"Die herzlichsten Grüße sendet Ihnen Unbekannter aber doch Bekannt. Heil!“
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
It says "Heartfelt greetings from someone unknown to you, yet known. Heil!"
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
So no more tacos?
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a real in-breeder's in- breeder.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure they will
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
He thinks he can buy Canada for 61 billion?
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
The Germans have a word for that; "fremdschämen".
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Hear hear!
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
You're taking about folks who think a 'pinnacle' is part of their F150's drive train...
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
I spend on average around 3 to 4 months a year in south africa. There is no organised white genocide. There is however a crime problem that affects everyone, and some of those are farmers (of all colours, but mostly white as that's who mainly own the private non corporate farms).
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Well now that you say it like that....
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Well stop touching it then 😂
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Airbus could order 1 airliner from Boeing and set fire to it to rectify this tiny deficit.
Ash the cat (@ashdct.bsky.social) reply parent
Right? Airbus could literally order 1 airliner from Boeing and set fire to it to rectify the deficit.