Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
It's really hard to see but I have so many grey hairs and lowkey I think that's hot af. I love that for me. 🥰
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It's really hard to see but I have so many grey hairs and lowkey I think that's hot af. I love that for me. 🥰
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
So I recently heard that taking prog orally fucks with people who have ADHD????? Tonight I boofed it. Let's hope this cures my depression. 😭
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Liar! 😭 😭 😭
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Bullshit. You did that on purpose. There is no such thing as an "accidental poached egg." 😭 /hj
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Girl. Same. 😭
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
Reasons why I should be allowed to bounce on it. 1: I'm a great fucking cook. 2: 3: 4: 5: Please? 🥺
If Zelda was a girl (@vootins.bsky.social) reposted
World's okayest at sex
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
*Sigh* it's that time of the month where I really wish I could be a mother, isn't it? 😭
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
I think so too! Honestly the child doesn't even have to be my bio kid. I have muscular dystrophy and I'm not sure if I want to risk passing that down to someone. I just want to raise a child. I want to be a mother.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, but like seriously I want to raise a child.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
YES. I exfoliate the area with a loofah thoroughly, shave, and condition which will make remaining lil hairs much less likely to irritate. I also moisturize in the days following.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, but fr. Is there anyone following me whom I can put a baby in?
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
Okay, I admit it. The only reason I want to have a child is so that I can literally claim the status of MILF.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't really shampoo. I exfoliate and keep mine shaved, but I do condition the leftover stubble.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
I understand that. What I asked is if anybody here is a doctor. This guy is bleeding out and he needs medical attention.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
The five minutes I was inside this little faggot yesterday before she had to take a break was the most penetrative sex I've had in nearly three years. I need to breed. No, I will not wear a condom.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what I'm saying
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah. 😎💖
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Part of my jouney of healing has been; I now tell my friends that I love them. Love has always been an incredibly commital word in my mind. It brings with it so much baggage. I want to leave that baggage behind and tell people that I love them. I want you, Rose, to know that I love you!
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
The result of this is I grew up adopting the identity of someone who is disaffected and aloof, uncaring as to whether I received attention and praise a lot. Now I'm finding that does not work with the woman I am becoming. I *love* being liked. I desire on a very deep level the approval of others.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
I am at a point in my life where I'm reckoning with my long repressed desire to be loved by many people. This is something I felt a long time ago when I was a child, and bullying, toxic masculinity and repression beat it out of me, for better or for worse.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
I know right! It makes me wish I could round up all us wonderful trannies and just start our own commune among the trees of the Pacific Northwest.
Sophia 🏳️⚧️ (@nekos.gay) reposted
bark for me like a good cat
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birfday Taylor! :3
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning!
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
I just, for once, would love to ride a rail on my way to rail a tranny I met on Bluesky. Is that too much to ask for?
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
Goodnight beautiful trannies whom live in my phone.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
They did in fact do that specifically
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes I randomly latch onto a word and go, "I wonder what the definition of that is." Pas: A step or dance. The right to go before; precedence. A pace; a step, as in a dance. So faux pas means a false dance step or rather more appropriately; a misstep. I hope you like my brain worms.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Well shit yeah if you and Rose both live there AND know one another. I guess I fucking should. 😭
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
🫂
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm hoping that once I get a cat of nine tails my partners will feel a little bolder when it comes to marking me up. 🥰 Now I just need to hook up with a doll who will let me mark her up. 🤔
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Why must all the most breedable girls live so fucking far from me? 😭
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of the time if I want to be scratched up I have only one person I can rely on for consistent results. Everyone else is too scared to hurt me. 😭
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll hit the factory restore button that is the prostate. 😤 Dolls help dolls.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Just the two? I can do waaay more than just my girlfriends. I can impregnate the tranny world. 😤
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
But you know that's unrealistic, right? I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, but I know the burnout comes in fierce and it comes in fast. I'm still reeling from two straight months of being constantly on.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been there QUITE RECENTLY myself. Set out some time for you. Just for you. Put your shit on do not disturb and care for yourself. You are no superwoman.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, it's all good cutie. I don't engage on here in any way I ain't personally comfortable with.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to just be horny on main. Maybe I should just give up on ever being normal about anything ever. 😵💫
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Attempting and failing to resist the urge to be horny on my main account. 😭
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. I-uh. You are.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
I- um... 🥵😈🔪
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
We've talked about it, but she doesn't seem interested in getting a tattoo.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
This might get me beat up over my passing privilege, but I don't believe there is such a thing as "ugly," at least not how we use it in an immutable way. I think there is an aesthetic for each and every persom that can allow them to show off their inherent beauty. 🤷♀️
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
When I started tramsitioning I had very low expectation. It's actually the reason why I transitioned. Affording myself the permission to be an ugly* woman took away so much stress and pressure for me. * If such a thing could even exist.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my partners has a strange birth mark where a tramp stamp would be. She likes to joke that it's where God tried to rip the sticker off of her, but couldn't get all the adhesive. A tattoo to make it look like that's what happened would be so bad ass.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously 🙄
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG SO TRUE BESTIE!!
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
I persist in spite of all the things that would tear me down. I am strong. 😤
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet more reasons why I avoid Snap like the fucking plague.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Yoooo, me too!
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Teehee 🤭
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
K n o t
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Women 🥰
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
We out here literally howling for women. And we're both women. So we howl for each other. And that's hot af.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh fuck! That goes hard. Now it's my turn to invalidate you. 😇
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤤
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
A good massage is supposed to hurt. I'll show you. 🫦 (Now I'm sorry now I'm sorry now I'm sorry now I'm sorr-)
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
In the name of the snif, the huff and the holy snarf. Awomen.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
My tits definitely need gender affirming piercings.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure it's hurt a few prostates.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
You're SO brave Juni. Every trans woman with a piss kink is braver than the troops.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
You can try. Hit me with your best shot.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why goddess gave gorls armpits.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck me I NEED nipple piercings. 😭
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
@reinthecoyote.bsky.social I love you.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reposted
I have literally never seen a transgender woman look good naked. 🤢
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Lowkey I might. 🫦
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg I completely forgot about that! That was awesome, hey thanks again for makinf that happen!
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Well damn. Wya, girlies? 😅 Like- let's hang. 😤
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn 💀 Okay omw 😤
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
:0
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay damn wya
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Whaaat, that's fucking awesome.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely blessed crossover with my mutuals. 🫦
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah I'm good.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll go with you
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Like I got a dozen tacos.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
That's it I'm getting a beeg fucking witch hat.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you darlin. 🥰
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
I'm going to tamp down the pain with tacos. A LOT of tacos.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
I may be going through like my tenth emotional crisis of the last two months but on the bright side my hair is literally SO cunty.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
That's okay, I am. You can ride my coat tails.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that you have found your people. Being a network of care and support for one another is one of the most beautiful acts of service we do as a community.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I feel so fucking silly and stupid. You sure made a fool outta me. 🥵
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
You would think I'm making this shit up; how much terrible shit is happening in my fucked up life right now.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely. All we have is each other. I will never stop being there for my transgender brothers, sisters and siblings.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Impossible. 🩷
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
😵💫🤤
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
I'm trying something uwu
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social)
I have literally never seen a transgender woman look good naked. 🤢
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but patriarchy sounds like blue hair and pedocon sounds like chad disaffected irreverence. 😎 /s (I'm sorry I don't know why I'm so quippy rn)
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a treatment, not a cure. It is in fact incurable.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Saying there is no cure to Sapphic yearning is like saying there is no cure to lemonade on a hot Summer day, or no cure to the sound of the trees gently rustling in the wind as you take a nap in the shade.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Sappho could have never dreamed of such words being strung together in that order. Truly her legacy is carried on by the lesbians of today. 🥰
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
🥰
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
A wide range of vibes. Throw James Taylor in the mix and you got yourself a stew.
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Please do!
Ashlet (@ashlet.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn right.