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Ashley

@ashleyiswasted.bsky.social

I’m not even sure https://discord.gg/uvGCQs8sws alt/main/whatever: @ashley5072.bsky.social

created October 18, 2024

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Profile picture Ashley (@ashleyiswasted.bsky.social)

yeah but like okay patchouli knowledge is still literally me

5/9/2025, 11:48:37 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sleeper agents are so lazy, wake the fuck up!

5/9/2025, 6:34:01 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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SILKSONG IS OUT AND CRASHED THE STEAM SERVERS

4/9/2025, 9:42:47 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll die before silksong actually comes out

4/9/2025, 11:45:16 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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say it with me everyone… there is no such thing as vampires!

4/9/2025, 7:57:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve noticed most people are either politically ignorant or make politics their whole personality

4/9/2025, 5:35:05 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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never ask a 4chan user any questions that are even remotely political

4/9/2025, 5:22:38 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I LOVE YURI!!!

3/9/2025, 9:56:44 PM | 54 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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death to ai thumbnails

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3/9/2025, 1:47:32 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when you go through something fucked but it just gives you more hope

3/9/2025, 11:48:43 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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never try to get closure with your enemies, it will only end with confirmation that they were bastards the whole time.

3/9/2025, 7:01:25 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Candy Corn Studios🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇽 (@candycornstudios.bsky.social) reposted

Copilot is just Bonzi Buddy except youre forced to download it by Microsoft Fuck copilot

2/9/2025, 9:18:04 PM | 47 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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revolver ocelot

2/9/2025, 9:22:30 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh my god yuri mentioned YURI = PEAK!!!

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2/9/2025, 12:32:44 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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do you guys think otacon would be a half life fan

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2/9/2025, 12:26:12 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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homophobes will pretend to be okay with gay people just to be transphobic

2/9/2025, 12:16:04 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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may have just found the best image of all time phenomen0ms.tumblr.com/post/7137458...

2/9/2025, 9:45:22 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that's not a photo of trump, is it?

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2/9/2025, 9:33:17 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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damn bro, sounds like a tough portland boss fight, on maine difficulty too

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1/9/2025, 9:29:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you ever have that realisation that someone who you kinda hated is obsessed with you and it turns into a tragic comedy where they dont want you around but actually kinda do so they secretly unblock you hoping you do something

1/9/2025, 12:40:33 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well happy birthday to me

1/9/2025, 6:56:02 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh my gawd it’s polyamorous

1/9/2025, 6:19:23 AM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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transphobic narratives are getting so ridiculous… fym they’re turning people into cute girls to commit atrocities?

31/8/2025, 10:41:19 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cats are cool

31/8/2025, 9:59:10 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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maybe

31/8/2025, 9:09:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ashley (@ashleyiswasted.bsky.social) reply parent

of course it's a lot more nuanced, there's also elements of moby dick, 1984, heart of darkness etc etc

31/8/2025, 12:55:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/ashl...

31/8/2025, 11:26:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I could just give no answer but en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pri... isn’t it at least kinda similar

31/8/2025, 11:25:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that moment when you realise you can say “simpsons did it” about the plot of MGSV

31/8/2025, 11:05:04 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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someone told me i look like a femcel isoafjsigndnf

31/8/2025, 4:49:38 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Candy Corn Studios🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇽 (@candycornstudios.bsky.social) reposted

REUPLOAD due to errors Bridget Guilty Gear becomes friends w/ Hibari Ozora from Stop! Hibari-Kun I wanted to draw these two trans baddies chillin #guiltygearstrive #ggst #gaming #art #anime #artistsonbsky #stophibarikun #transgender #transrights #lgbt #monochrome #pixelart #strive #transcharacters

Bridget watching Hibari punch someone into the stratosphere and being impressed by her strength. Bridget goes “woah! Wicked!” and then asks Hibari “are you a bounty hunter too?”
31/8/2025, 3:33:12 AM | 135 36 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Crucifixion Of Hatsune Miku

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31/8/2025, 3:29:20 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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holy shit hibari ozora mentioned

31/8/2025, 3:23:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKU!!!!!!

31/8/2025, 1:35:09 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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:3

30/8/2025, 2:55:16 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2 steps forward 1 step back

30/8/2025, 3:10:58 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i seriously believe the reason that hardcore nintendo fans are okay with super low framerates is because they don't know how a higher framerate feels i used to be the same way about framerate "who cares if its 20-30fps it doesnt matter" and then i tried 60fps it makes a world of difference.

29/8/2025, 1:11:34 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conspo (@conspo.obviously.moe) reposted

this post kinda messed me up cuz just yesterday i thought like theres a bunch of anime with seven deadly sins personified, but afaik there isnt really a show that has them fight the seven holy virtues turns out some guy wrote this exact concept in 400ad and theyre all girls too

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29/8/2025, 2:51:44 AM | 67 24 | View on Bluesky | view

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“may iii stand unshaken”

29/8/2025, 5:35:52 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture raiden (@raidentransformed.bsky.social) reposted

tragic yuri between a slime girl and an autistic girl where the autistic girl gets sensory issues from her slime

28/8/2025, 8:22:51 AM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arc System Works America (@arcsystemworks.com) reposted

We are deeply saddened to hear the news of Takaya Hashi's passing. Thank you for your brilliant portrayal of Slayer in the "GUILTY GEAR" series and your hard work and dedication to video games as a whole. Rest peacefully.

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28/8/2025, 6:15:18 PM | 2549 923 | View on Bluesky | view

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sleeping is cool tbh you should try it

28/8/2025, 1:55:27 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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people getting really pissed and pretending they don’t even care

28/8/2025, 11:56:37 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 5:28:36 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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reimu and marisa yuri what else is there to say

27/8/2025, 11:09:49 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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usually I hate motion blur but with grand theft auto 4 the motion blur feels like it’s apart of the game’s identity so I can’t bring myself to turn it off, like half life blue shift and the HD models

27/8/2025, 6:06:09 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m still based and redpilled and a sigma and based… right?

27/8/2025, 5:45:58 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture raiden (@raidentransformed.bsky.social) reposted

september 14th the heat death of the universe

26/8/2025, 8:42:57 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 12:18:04 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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parenting life hack: give yr kid a gba with spongebob gba video cartridges to prevent them from turning into a turbo misogynist from seeing andrew tate on tiktok at 8 years old

26/8/2025, 2:08:49 AM | 21 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve never met a bad person who likes bocchi the rock but I’m sure I’ll find one someday

25/8/2025, 9:43:21 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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right, i still have to change here

25/8/2025, 12:26:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in the past few years i've been letting all of this define me without even realizing it. no more, it's over. no more julia no more jess no more eclipse no more snep no more dad no more "meowhook 3" it's over. i'm sorry everyone. i don't know what happens from here i've been through enough (2/2)

25/8/2025, 12:14:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i have an actual confession. i'm making this as short as possible as i know nobody will read anything. i'm @ashley5072.bsky.social's alt. don't know why it matters? bsky.app/profile/ashl... x.com/ashley5072/s... i'm done reliving everything over and over again ty yall (1/2)

25/8/2025, 12:14:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thinking about something over a game of 2fort

25/8/2025, 9:15:58 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m probably not stable

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24/8/2025, 9:52:17 PM | 40 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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guys we all have skeletons in our closet right they weigh all of us down right

24/8/2025, 3:27:53 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's do our best together!

24/8/2025, 2:06:17 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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people are so cruel

24/8/2025, 2:06:16 PM | 49 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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bad movie idea: Gen Z it’s a zombie movie but made by old people and the whole movie is smartphone = bad and its a zombie movie like 15 years too late

24/8/2025, 4:46:12 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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guys i have a confession i am not who i say i am because PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE IS LITERALLY ME!!!!!

23/8/2025, 11:36:43 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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bocchi is literally me

23/8/2025, 12:49:35 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 5:01:51 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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can we have more stupid unserious things happen

23/8/2025, 1:19:05 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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get yourself a girl who lets you build V8 on her computer

22/8/2025, 2:12:39 PM | 46 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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subscribe to www.youtube.com/@fleerix

22/8/2025, 12:41:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…so we’ve just increased the polygon count?

22/8/2025, 11:25:10 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no evil 4chan is like evil cartman

22/8/2025, 6:36:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what’s evil 4chan?

22/8/2025, 5:47:34 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DONALD J TRUMP IS A GREAT MAN! TRUMP IS A GENIUS! #MAGA #Trump2028

22/8/2025, 5:45:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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please ignore the quote post, just trying to see how many bots reply

22/8/2025, 5:43:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the west has fallen smh

21/8/2025, 10:00:41 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This joke was well worth the 12 hour wplace suspension

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21/8/2025, 6:30:46 PM | 48 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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those assholes called it a big toe but also decided the thumb had to be its own thing

21/8/2025, 1:27:05 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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:3

21/8/2025, 8:28:23 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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:3

21/8/2025, 8:42:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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one letter is the difference between saying trump is biased and saying trump is based

21/8/2025, 5:47:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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computer viruses have gotten so lame please nuke my hard drive while traumatising me again

20/8/2025, 9:00:58 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what if there was puppy day and we all went into puppy mode for a day

20/8/2025, 3:13:25 PM | 36 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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nya nya nyaaaa... nya!

20/8/2025, 11:09:45 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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silksong is either going to be an incredible 10/10 generation definer or duke nukem forever

19/8/2025, 9:45:01 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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has anyone ever done a deep dive on classical music and vocaloid because i only just realised that confessions of a rotten girl sounds like beethoven’s virus

19/8/2025, 1:41:02 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i may or may not have 40 hours in huniepop...

19/8/2025, 11:40:22 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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evil bluesky

18/8/2025, 11:02:28 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the worse a webcam is the better it is

18/8/2025, 9:05:04 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the argument of "i dont wanna pay artists, so i'm gonna use ai art" is so bad if you don't wanna pay artists just become one, whatever you make will still be better than what ai can make

18/8/2025, 11:40:47 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑_𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜🎻 (@nocturnesystem.bgay.social) reposted

obligated to repost this clip whenever i see it

18/8/2025, 10:37:52 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 (@jesikalashnikov.bsky.social) reposted

As a trans person if you hear "It's okay, you're allowed to hate these people for existing" and go along with it, you have learned nothing from your oppression. Why should anyone at all look past the propaganda and be there for you if you won't do the same for others?

18/8/2025, 4:24:28 AM | 49 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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tempted to repurpose my old bottle for mountain dew. embrace my inner chosen

18/8/2025, 11:08:53 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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maoism vs meowism

17/8/2025, 10:12:16 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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guys i found big boss

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17/8/2025, 8:25:23 PM | 20 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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I reject the anti robot slurs in this household we just make them do a captcha

17/8/2025, 2:56:40 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate to break it to you… do a captcha

17/8/2025, 2:55:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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95% of everyone with their face as their pfp is a bot

17/8/2025, 2:39:15 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YURI

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17/8/2025, 5:38:04 AM | 37 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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oo see i always thought of 2020 as white, 2021 being deep red, 2022 being somewhere in the middle of orange and yellow, i think i agree about 2023 though. 2024 i think would be a light teal and 2025 being kinda grey

17/8/2025, 2:07:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you ever associate a year with a color

16/8/2025, 10:14:18 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if sex was the first co-op game is porn the really bad 90's movie adaptation

16/8/2025, 1:02:53 PM | 32 2 | View on Bluesky | view