Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
Parking my entire life savings in labubus.
Teacher, writer, sometimes artist, theater and community person
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Parking my entire life savings in labubus.
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Oh no not disabled because when I took the pic some guy yelled he “had to” because of “traffic” and I was like “ no that’s incorrect”
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
It’s my birthday year so everyone be nice to me
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His name is peppy btw
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
Asked my mom if she’d consider getting an animal for some company and she said absolutely not because they’re too much work and she gets too attached, no way. Today she called to tell me she rescued a kitten, named it and it lives at her house now. Nice to know I am 100% my mother’s daughter
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
It’s nice when you go to a party and really feel good and at home instead of how I usually feel which is that I was invited by accident
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
It’s fall
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This jerk was fully driving on the side walk. We need to legalize tire slashing
timothy faust (@tbone.malware-virus.biz) reposted
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
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Heylo
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“Yeah ok sure”
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Opposed to my friend renee who is a lovely gem
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Jk I’ve asked a doctor and they can’t figure it out
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah like I’m fine when I wake up what’s the big deal
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
You guys think my frequent fainting should be looked into or nah
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I’ve hiked this before with no issue. I’m not too bummed cus I’ve been to the peak before but this fainting spell took everything out of me
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I faint a lot but who knew you needed to eat before a 5 mile upward hike
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Went for a hike and literally fainted when we got to this point
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I can’t stop laughing
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You have to appeal to either “oh someone is going to hate this” or “oh someone evil is going to love this”
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TikTok especially has perpetuated this by punishing those in the creator fund for not posting 3 or more times a day and not getting engagement. I went viral twice and when I learned the game of “make people angry, go viral” I was out
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I went back to watch some of his old clips to see if I could spot do this and I think all of it was just watered down until as you said he became more brazen with his support and audience
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I was just thinking this about the crew for Ethan Klein and how they’re essentially enabling his behavior now. It’s wild how rage bait can be someone’s source of income
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This tends to be the story of a lot of popular tiktokers. They present harmless at face shtick and it slowly bleeds into evil ideologies before you notice
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It’s Caleb hammer btw. I thought it was all fun and the drama was just some theater but even if that’s true, the dialogue is “capitalism is good, you are a loser because there are no jobs and take out debt but don’t stay in debt but stay in debt”
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
There’s a tiktoker I would watch regularly for financial advice and for a while it all seemed reasonable but it slowly began to diverge into strong right propaganda until it was straight up right wing brainwashing
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
Allergy meds aren’t helping. My eyes are on fire. I have work to do. I need this suffering to end
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Just looking at videos triggers my vertigo
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
If I were to have a panic attack the sphere is exact where that would happen
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Ok running out of options and you men need to step up
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
We need more white men doing podcasts.
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
Yall im gonna be the one having a heart attack if you keep doing this to me
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😡
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I’m gonna be honest and I hate HATE to be a Debby downer about this but if happens soon (or has already) I can’t say I see things being better since we know what and who is next
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Sorry these are butter cookies. Not sugar cookies which are completely different and I’m a fool
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
I couldn’t wait any longer. Pumpkin spice sugar cookies
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You’ve made my day
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You were?
Nea “Dracula” Ching (@thegaychingy.bsky.social) reposted
Cletamine
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Feeling good in every way
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
We all poppin Claritin in the club
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We’re all poppin Claritin at the club
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
We all have swollen red eyes and allergies at the club
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*raises one hand with “not penny’s boat” written on it*
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Things feel too calm in my life. Time for a little mental upset
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
Thinking about getting into Lost again in an unhealthy way
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
I let go, I release, i am calm, I take a deep breath and dissipate into vapor, I become air, my essence disperses amongst the world, I am oxygen, I invade the lungs of my enemies. I have won
Stella (@antlervel.vet) reposted
Please assume I am not asking for advice unless explicitly stated
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Good list
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Could solve everything. You never know
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
What if we tried paying more attention to me? Feel like we haven’t given that much of a chance yet
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LUV 2 ROMANTICIZE
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It’s ok to take the long way around and breathe a little
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
Making something small super special makes life more bearable. I’m getting special notebooks and fountain pens. I’m decorating folders and making it romantic. I think we lean to optimize and experience but forget to romanticize it
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
There’s someone older than me!!!! I’m not the oldest
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The farm would be perfect and there’s a lot more space to hold events like there in the deeper parts of queens. Maybe we do that
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
I’m kind of surprised we don’t have a renn faire in queens
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
These kids absolutely think I’m their professor
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SNL is a grueling job and remaining there relies a lot more factors than just being good at what you do
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
With the SNL departures being announced it begs reminding that they don’t keep the most talented writers on staff, they keep those who produce the most and get aired which leads to why SNL began to suck
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Which will not be much different when years ago when I was actually college age lol
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Really excited to be “the mom” of my class
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
First day of class tomorrow. Yes I’m a student again.
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
I love that at first she’s furious that she’s receiving mail
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Maybe it’ll be fun
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I’m ready
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe stop all of the mental illness and just be one of those girls that shops at the mall and I don’t know what else normal girls do
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
Thinking about becoming normal
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Which makes sense cus as soon as I got back into queens i began to feel better
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks like parts of Brooklyn are being affected by dust, dander and ragweed right now. But honestly it isn’t even a consistent reading
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Ok now answers are different on every reading
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I took allergy med prescribed by my doctor and they did nothing.
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
What is happening? I ruined my day
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
Today my allergies were the worst they’ve been in years. Like painful. I usually have allergies when the seasons change but to usually have some warning or they gradually increase. I went from fine to crying in like an hour
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An evening beach walk yes. A morning beach walk yes. A day time sandy, hot, uncomfortable beach day no thanks
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
I think it times for me to admit I’m just not a beach person. At least not a day time beach person but that could be my insane allergies and uv phobia talking
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
The workforce: we need more teachers! Teachers: will you be willing to pay us a fair wage, regular hours and safe working conditions? Workforce: we need more independant contractors!
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
Beach day
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Being a fall girly is work and if you’re not tough enough for the challenge then stick to spring and summer. Maybe be a winter cozy girly. Leave the autumn big guns to us winners
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
Here’s me
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Submission from @construct.goblinmo.de from Japan!
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End game window cat!!!!!
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Gotcha!!!
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I have no idea where the nonexistent link came from but here you go I guess
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to get a few symbols to represent my nephews names. They have cool names and it would make a great tattoo
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok I’ve talked me into it. Face tat.
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I have this feeling for a split second and then I remember how I got them and why and they’re really cool and then I want a giant chest tattoo
Cottagecore labubu (@ashstoneman.bsky.social)
I live in the space between wanting my entire body to be full of tattoos and regretting every single one I have
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Sixty and sexy