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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." — George Orwell

created November 11, 2024

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31 August 1997 Eugene

30/8/2025, 10:24:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An out of touch old biddie whose opinions are far from relevant.

29/8/2025, 3:00:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That should just about cover the ones I "sometimes" forget to pay for.

25/8/2025, 4:47:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She needs to change her name to Mad-Enoch. The woman's as crazy as a box of frogs

3/8/2025, 12:27:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Birds of a feather flock together

22/7/2025, 7:48:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would have made her a coffee and a sandwich for free, maybe put the money back tomorrow from my own pocket.

19/7/2025, 9:47:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They must of gone at night when it was dark

12/7/2025, 9:59:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You either get the OP's point, or you don't. It's usually because your vehicle is facing the wrong way when you start the trip. Rather than suggesting a U turn, it'll spin the map around and change your ETA from 3 minutes away to 25 minutes away

2/7/2025, 3:07:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts and prayers 🇺🇲

1/7/2025, 4:15:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree with you in believing in a Jewish homeland. All people have a right to life, free from persecution or oppression. All people. It should be compulsory for everyone to visit Auschwitz at least once in their lives to see where persecution leads to and understand what the Jewish people suffered

29/6/2025, 9:23:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally in your 1st sentence describing what Zionism means to you. Now you're dragging anti 🇬🇧 sentiment into it? 🙄

29/6/2025, 8:57:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So it's mostly moderate Jews in the IDF? Moderate Jews running the country? Moderate Jews creating genocide? Belief doesn't make a homeland exist. Force on the other hand? I'm not against/for 🇮🇱 or 🇵🇸 Peace has to be the end result, but atrocities are being commited daily & it needs to end.

29/6/2025, 8:33:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can support the Palestinian people and still call out Hamas as the murdering terrorist organisation that they are. Just as you can support the Jewish people while calling out the atrocities carried out by Zionist forces against women and children. The world isn't just black and white...

28/6/2025, 6:09:04 PM | 28 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably not, but it's their message that needs hearing...

28/6/2025, 6:03:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Scum" is certainly a key word in his speech, but "unbelievable" is probably the most accurate term used

26/6/2025, 3:33:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Except Ukraine which gave them up for guarantees from the west against Russian aggression

25/6/2025, 6:58:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The bravery of being out of range...

23/6/2025, 3:51:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another CON-DEM alliance to get themselves back into power and back to where we were when the 💩 hit the fan first time around...

17/6/2025, 3:38:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a reason why no one ever wrote a song called "Fuck Da Firemen!x

16/6/2025, 6:32:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That Poundland Eva Braun is a pretty good description. Lady Haw Haw might be good too.

15/6/2025, 9:05:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I only need 37 more subscribers to hit 100,000. It would be great to wake up tomorrow and feel like I've achieved something! www.youtube.com/@thejaseguitar

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14/6/2025, 8:00:44 PM | 8 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig (@asmad69.bsky.social) reply parent

Still, we can be thankful we're not living through these crazy times as an 🇺🇲. Thoughts and prayers to all those affected by the Air India crash.

14/6/2025, 5:42:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And yes, I do have to agree. Fox news are in a completely different category. I just wish that the BBC could get back to doing what they have done so well for generations. Reporting the news

14/6/2025, 5:10:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They may not invent stories, but by omission they fail to report on the actual facts. Israeli citizens are killed, while Palestinians simply die while queuing for aid supplies. C4 news is probably the only channel with the morals to report the truth. Sky News occasionally do, BBC have an agenda

14/6/2025, 5:07:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Impartial reporting no longer exists, Gary Lineker sacked for having an opinion on the killing children while Laura K gets to be the minister for Tory propaganda every Sunday? Yes, Fox News are a long way down that rabbit hole but the BBC should be held to the higher standards they claim represent

14/6/2025, 5:00:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The constant platforming of Farage and Reform with their 5 MPs while ignoring LibDems with 72? Their need to have balanced reporting on everything from climate change to the NHS by wheeling out a counter opinion to the expert with 50 years in their field. Fiona Bruce's Stanley Johnston comments?

14/6/2025, 4:52:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you truly are a hater of ignorance and hypocrisy you must not spend much time watching BBC news.

14/6/2025, 4:43:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry, I had the misfortune of watching the extended live coverage on BBC1 on the day of the crash. The over sensationalism of this tragedy and the presenters & so called expert opinions on what caused this tragic crash were a disgrace. The BBC has lost its way and continues to degrade itself.

14/6/2025, 4:42:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The BBC is fast becoming the Fox News of 🇬🇧

14/6/2025, 4:19:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good luck Bruce

14/6/2025, 4:14:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Private (E-1) Bonespurs, don't give the orange felon any more rank than he's earned. Although he hasn't completed basic training so even Private is giving him unearned credit

14/6/2025, 4:07:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bit of a generalisation there regarding NI Rob? Most of us up here are exactly as you describe the Dublin folk. Unfortunately it's a (very) small minority who make the headlines here.

14/6/2025, 12:22:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The media are directly responsible for pushing for Brexit and the premierships of Johnston and Truss. The power has gone to their heads. I can understand someone like Murdoch, but the BBC and others? So called impartial journalism no longer exists in this country.

14/6/2025, 12:10:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cut back on avocados and latte's

14/6/2025, 7:39:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chicken in a can 🤢 is something we 🇬🇧 can happily live without

13/6/2025, 2:29:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you're asking God to make it rain down, then hopefully he'll oblige with holy trinity of hail, fire and pestilence

13/6/2025, 12:46:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone needs to check if this dithering fool has taken a recent knock to the head or suffered a stroke or TIA?

13/6/2025, 12:36:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The apartment building probably had a uranium enrichment machine in the basement

13/6/2025, 6:13:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't forget to add the banana

13/6/2025, 6:09:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So far, the rioting in Larne has caused over £50 million of improvements to the town

12/6/2025, 11:30:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's directly from the Reform/MAGA playbook. Stir up racial tensions and await the enevitable riots. Their only possible condemnation would be that it's happening in Northern Ireland and not (yet) in the leafy suburbs of England.

11/6/2025, 11:57:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig (@asmad69.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the truth. The 80's rocked. Literally!

10/6/2025, 8:22:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the highlights of the album, and the soundtrack of my misspent youth. That and Back in Black

10/6/2025, 6:04:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cassette 1 was played a lot more than cassette 2. Maybe just personal favourites. Scream for me Long Beach, Scream for me Long Beach! The Iron Maiden...

10/6/2025, 5:54:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tourists

10/6/2025, 6:54:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig (@asmad69.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems like quite a specific answer.

9/6/2025, 3:25:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds good on paper, but imagine the headlines, "Labour Party strips BBC of it's independence!"

9/6/2025, 3:20:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig (@asmad69.bsky.social) reply parent

But he didn't swear on the bible during his inauguration. So most certainly, that'll be his defence

8/6/2025, 9:30:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig (@asmad69.bsky.social) reply parent

Boycott BBC, cancel your TV licence. I've discovered that the catch up and streaming services allow me to watch what and when suits me. No more schedules, no TV licence required. TV maybe gets turned on for an hour (or sometimes two) at most now per day.

8/6/2025, 8:59:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Facial tattoos? Racist or homophobic tattoos clearly displayed? Every employer needs to have the right to determine what their staff look like while on the clock. Maybe the idiots with swastikas on their heads & necks would find it easier to get a job if they wore a burka?

8/6/2025, 8:54:05 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." — George Orwell

7/6/2025, 11:06:57 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm starting to think that the thoughts and prayers we send to 🇺🇲 from 🇪🇺 aren't working.

7/6/2025, 8:32:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The colour of that beautiful Italian sky on this damp and grey UK morning has just lifted my soul a little. Thanks

7/6/2025, 8:26:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was through Tenerife passport control in 10 minutes just over a week ago. We were pleasantly surprised to be able to use the E gate which checked our UK passports, photographed and fingerprinted us, and our passports then stamped by a bored border control officer.

1/6/2025, 9:16:38 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hypocrisy of politicians the world over.

8/5/2025, 11:46:25 AM | 37 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Until the MSM starts reporting on said cracks, he can pretty much ignore them. So indefinitely...

6/5/2025, 3:22:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grifters gonna grift. Probably busy selling his fake digital coins

27/4/2025, 9:30:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Farewell my Feline friend. For 19 years Otis was the best cat anyone could have wished for. Today we took him for a final trip to the vet. Hardest thing I've ever had to do. RIP little buddy. 😭

Otis as a tiny kitten An older Otis sleeping on his pillow
26/4/2025, 12:11:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, you're really not. Best day of the weekend.

25/4/2025, 9:49:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What fresh hell is this?

25/4/2025, 8:32:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a former postie I can confirm, you may enjoy collecting all your parcels from the depot from now on if your postie recognises your face from this post.

23/4/2025, 5:59:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe she was collecting protection money?

22/4/2025, 11:49:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or won't be honest.

19/4/2025, 7:55:36 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell preferably

18/4/2025, 6:45:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very true. Scary about Osaka. Don't understand why people would even try to bring guns or knives on a aeroplane

18/4/2025, 4:17:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig (@asmad69.bsky.social) reply parent

We had idiots smoking weed on a flight to Tenerife. Thankfully the Spanish Guardia Civil boarded the plane upon landing to escort them off, but we all had to wait for quite some time on the plane after landing. Can't imagine turning back though..

18/4/2025, 3:00:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably safer in an El Salvador gulag

17/4/2025, 6:43:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But we, the 🇬🇧 people don't want a trade deal with 🇺🇲. Keep your chlorinated chicken and hormone fuelled beef and giant gas guzzling vehicles. Maybe in a generation we might be able to forgive you, but it's a pretty big might.

17/4/2025, 3:32:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe the price should include a free trip to the titanic too

17/4/2025, 3:29:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/4/2025, 3:55:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, he's improving every day. Almost back to his old self but very cautious about leaving the house.

16/4/2025, 3:54:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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£1250 vet costs for my 19 year old cat to have an eye removed due to an injury fighting with another cat. Sent me a further £16 Bill for some antibiotics they forgot to charge me for after the supposedly "free aftercare" check a week after his operation.

15/4/2025, 9:16:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably because the only power the people near him have comes from him. A never ending circle of hate fueled power...

15/4/2025, 2:19:43 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't underestimate penguin power

14/4/2025, 12:06:57 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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🇪🇺EU are looking at fining META for foisting this 💩 upon us. Hopefully allowing users to opt out and remove it. It's a really a shame that we🇬🇧 left 🤣

12/4/2025, 9:06:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Forrest Gump summed it up well. "Stupid is as stupid does". Not sure if it applies just to the Republican Party or the idiots who voted for them or to both... Thoughts and prayers 🇺🇲, get well soon. Now time to check, how's this 🇬🇧 Brexit going for us?

12/4/2025, 9:01:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody please send in the men in white coats with their butterfly nets and get this woman the help she so desperately needs

11/4/2025, 6:26:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That woman is seriously mentally ill.

8/4/2025, 4:24:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You may need to find yourself a better barber.

7/4/2025, 2:57:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sautéd, grilled or hallucinogenic?

6/4/2025, 3:13:08 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Add crunchy peanut butter and strawberry jam and you're on to a winner 🥪

6/4/2025, 9:25:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do the other 28% live exclusively on roadkill?

4/4/2025, 3:12:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven or his soul?

4/4/2025, 3:04:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heartbreaking. Hateful disease. 😥

3/4/2025, 7:41:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The supermarkets don't pay the farmers enough for our food. Fixed that for you Mr Titmarch

3/4/2025, 6:41:36 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In Ireland we know it as "the bejesus handle" and it's only used when the cars being driven too fast or badly

2/4/2025, 3:17:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Mark Carney can do half as good a job running 🇨🇦 as he did here in 🇬🇧 running the Bank of England you'll hopefully be in a safe pair of hands.

2/4/2025, 3:08:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you add Trumps IQ and JD's IQ together, the number stays the same

2/4/2025, 2:59:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pop up lights please.

1/4/2025, 9:07:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That'll be the historians in Europe and Asia? I'm pretty sure history will be outlawed in the 4th reich.

1/4/2025, 5:26:20 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or, Measles Aren't Going Away

29/3/2025, 11:04:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And maybe hotels should make guests load their bed sheets into a washing machine before checking out too

28/3/2025, 10:59:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's like playing chess with a pigeon, you can't win. Eventually the pigeon will knock over all the pieces and shit on the board

28/3/2025, 6:49:06 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same Fesshole post on twitter and the comments over there are pure 💩. It's a cess pit

27/3/2025, 4:04:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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George Martin produced it, Phil Spector over produced it

26/3/2025, 7:22:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bruce Springsteen, The River. Oh, and just about the whole of the Nebraska album.

23/3/2025, 8:21:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump, Vance, Musk, Putin and Netanyahu dressed in WW2 era fascist uniforms
22/3/2025, 1:49:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts and prayers 🇺🇲

22/3/2025, 1:09:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes and no to that one. Definitely a yes if your dad or uncle or your uncles cousins brothers best friend is the trade union rep. Otherwise jog on if you're looking a job...

22/3/2025, 9:38:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's an idiot tax

22/3/2025, 9:30:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view