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Astronautpants

@astronautpants.bsky.social

Anna. An astronaut on earth. Astrologer, avid reader, historian. Book a reading https://astronautpantsastrology.com/

created July 23, 2023

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Profile picture Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)

Taking a social media break while Mercury is in Virgo to work on things! 🤓 you can find me at my email or discord etc

3/9/2025, 3:32:44 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only if you don't use them 😤

2/9/2025, 2:06:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The coyotes are back, and the pups sound like yearlings 🥹

2/9/2025, 2:31:01 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joan Hickson is Miss Marple (thank God)

2/9/2025, 12:52:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lot of us were squinting at the April chart (myself included) I'm going to look back at his monthly revolutions now!

2/9/2025, 12:29:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also one of my favorites! I was just rereading this book last month 🥹

31/8/2025, 10:44:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've often wondered why people in the tech industry I do readings for have 9th house placements. Sometimes they teach or publish things, but I could see this aspect as well!

31/8/2025, 12:02:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm about to go get my second caffeine, myself!

30/8/2025, 3:52:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I worked twelve days in a row and wondered why I was tired 🙃 but I'm off now!!!! This is also completely my fault/ what happens when you have a side-hustle

30/8/2025, 3:51:54 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I go to bed early and wake up to find everyone spent the evening wishing for a certain demise! Understandable

30/8/2025, 11:31:54 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who knew shrimps could fill me up so much. I ate all the frogmore stew

30/8/2025, 12:20:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, so much pressure! I'm currently watching a flock of Canadian geese so that's my vote!

29/8/2025, 7:56:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Aki ✶ (@katieaki.bsky.social) reposted

can you like… understand this drawing?

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29/8/2025, 6:33:27 PM | 90 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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I answer the phone at work as a piece of my job & I've noticed a trend that people are frustrated bc of 2 things: going thru a confusing menu and they expect everyone to answer the phone all the time in an office bc of other instant tech. The reality is everyone else is in a meeting (hence me!)

29/8/2025, 4:24:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Play with fire, get burnt!

29/8/2025, 4:12:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here's the full article if you need it

1/4 article 2/4 3/4 4/4
29/8/2025, 2:11:14 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I couldn't figure out how to but I'm going to share screenshots of the whole thing momentarily 😊

29/8/2025, 2:09:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rabih Alameddine (@rabihalameddine.bsky.social) reposted

Attributed to: Dorothea Graff Formerly attributed to: Maria Sibylla Merian Egret, with a snake entwined around its body, from an album entitled 'Merian's Drawings of Surinam Insects &c' Watercolor, with bodycolor, heightened with white, on vellum ca. 1701-1710

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29/8/2025, 1:24:41 PM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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1. Her Biden prediction was stolen from Chani Nicholas 2. Throughout the election she flip-flopped about who would win, constantly deleted tweets, and mentioned her bf who works in politics 3. She encouraged followers to harass an astrologer who stood up to her and RTd her address

29/8/2025, 1:22:55 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The day has come, this plagiarizing grifter who doxxed another astrologer, is getting what's coming to her www.thecut.com/article/astr...

29/8/2025, 1:21:08 PM | 33 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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You said "contrary to popular belief" about a career being a woman's source of happiness, but likes on social media aren't equated to a person's own happiness, just popularity. It's actually popular belief that marriage is a woman's highest success

28/8/2025, 9:20:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My only comment about TSweft is that she should absolutely pull an Oprah and never actually get married and never address the question

28/8/2025, 8:37:22 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The reinforcement of patriarchy is everywhere and despite the commercial success of her spinsterhood, it was only a matter of time before she capitulated. So of course people celebrate

28/8/2025, 8:36:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hm, it's not that one or the other is more indicative of actual happiness. It's that women are supposed to see marriage as the pinnacle of their lives and happiness, and people are most comfortable w the relationship achievements of cis women than their actual achievements in life as people

28/8/2025, 8:35:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com) reposted

That’s because conservatives tell each other it’s not cutting you off to say you can’t bring your same-sex partner to Christmas

28/8/2025, 6:05:34 PM | 1309 221 | View on Bluesky | view

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My sister is a translator and I had no idea until she became one!

28/8/2025, 4:24:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imani Gandy (@angryblacklady.bsky.social) reposted

Fiona Apple > that other lady who's in the news for getting engaged to that one guy. For context, PG County is a Black ass county. Fiona Apple was working with an activist group in PG County which inspired her first song in 5 years. Can you imagine that other lady doing anything of the kind.

28/8/2025, 12:49:34 AM | 1270 203 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted

After over 150 years, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution will stop publishing a print newspaper at the end of the year

28/8/2025, 2:27:53 PM | 196 107 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then to seal it all off with the benefic conjunction, incredible!!! It's also his Jupiter return

28/8/2025, 12:47:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right?!

28/8/2025, 12:28:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zoya the destroyer (@sophiahelix.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

And we were talking about how most birds work in pairs to raise young, after the male has to work his tail off to woo the female. There’s very little in nature that looks like traditional human patriarchy.

27/8/2025, 4:30:53 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zoya the destroyer (@sophiahelix.bsky.social) reposted

My mom and I were just talking about this yesterday; the narrator on her nature show was presenting male elk as battling to rule the herd and she was like “the females make them attack each other and still choose which one they’ll mate with, then kick them out!”

27/8/2025, 4:27:45 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Basil ice cream (to top with strawberries)

26/8/2025, 8:38:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It looks like a cocktail ring from 2007 in the worst way

26/8/2025, 6:19:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're right tho

26/8/2025, 5:42:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is how I found out she's engaged 💀

26/8/2025, 5:39:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mattie lubchansky (@mattielubchansky.com) reposted

"dark academia" do you mean middle school

26/8/2025, 12:12:10 PM | 1814 272 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Esther (@dungeonminister.bsky.social) reposted

I'm going to be transferring money to Haneen today and just want to ask folks to chip in a little! Support for Palestinian crowdfunds can be very uneven, and we've hit a slight lull over the past week or so. Haneen needs money to buy a tent, food, and clothing. If you have the means, please help!

25/8/2025, 5:30:10 PM | 12 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Imani Gandy (@angryblacklady.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I really want people to think about how they speak about Black women. Because i know you wouldn’t speak to other white women this way. I know you wouldn’t degrade the achievements of an obviously accomplished white woman. So why do you pull this shit with Black women? Really interrogate that.

25/8/2025, 2:18:05 PM | 232 35 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg I'm having flashbacks to my ex

24/8/2025, 10:48:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ana | اناه ارمَنداريز (@anaastro.bsky.social) reposted

Thank you Leo! ❤️❤️❤️

24/8/2025, 4:18:00 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)

stewed okra w tomatoes just 4 u

24/8/2025, 10:40:13 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations!!!

23/8/2025, 12:34:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sad to say, but I'm having fun not being on here! Bye

17/8/2025, 2:28:30 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bob L'eponge

10/8/2025, 3:43:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm blocking people left and right, it's terrible!

10/8/2025, 1:49:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I find this place incredibly annoying when things escape containment

10/8/2025, 1:36:18 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Girl, go home

10/8/2025, 1:35:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Astrologers were God's strongest soldiers not answering emails through this terrible sky weather this week 🫡🫡🫡

9/8/2025, 7:18:09 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rabih Alameddine (@rabihalameddine.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Leonid Yablonsky - Solar Shower, 1966

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9/8/2025, 2:48:37 PM | 94 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)

Are y'all eating peaches? Georgia has had a great season! Also, our peaches are redder around the pit and have darker flesh (way better than SC peaches)

Three peach quarters on an off-white plate with stippled designs around the edge
9/8/2025, 1:32:23 PM | 254 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mrs__peel (@mrspeel.bsky.social) reposted

My favorite doctor and companion

9/8/2025, 7:53:41 AM | 27 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's basically one of the only aging penalties they have (compared to cis women and everything)

9/8/2025, 1:10:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 9:17:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have y'all ever been on a jostling board?

8/8/2025, 7:20:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're the one and only Lion's Portal!

8/8/2025, 6:54:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not having a good time!

8/8/2025, 3:05:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this why men pose with fish? Gyoza are better tho!

8/8/2025, 1:48:35 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yesterday's butterfly

A yellow butterfly with black borders landing on a pink flower amidst green shrubs
7/8/2025, 10:18:28 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've seen about 10 butterflies today and the dragonflies at the creek are looking gorgeous! I love the spring and summer pollinator days

7/8/2025, 10:17:04 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Graceful Six Humoured 🫦 (@saturnexalted.bsky.social) reposted

Great thread breaking down why Substack isn't the cheapest or best option-- at a mere 18 $5 subscribers, Ghost and Buttondown become more lucrative than Substack And unlike Substack, they don't platform and promote Nazis 😌

7/8/2025, 8:10:50 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a mood

7/8/2025, 6:17:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's always a grift if you dig a millimeter into pseudo spiritual trends

7/8/2025, 6:13:08 PM | 22 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm worried for this person's imagination

7/8/2025, 3:07:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It really did! I hope someone is experiencing something similar rn!

7/8/2025, 2:05:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally 🥹

7/8/2025, 1:59:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also saw Austin Powers a lot 🤣 and once he set up Independence Day at midnight for my friend's birthday for her party

7/8/2025, 1:29:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We were paid in candy, popcorn, and cherry coke

7/8/2025, 1:27:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of my favorite things I used to do as a kid was go to Walterboro, SC w my BFF and run the concession stand at her uncle's movie theater. 12 year olds would never be allowed to do this now! Her uncle would sell tickets and then he would start the projectors

7/8/2025, 1:27:21 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue sky nice guy (@rajandelman.bsky.social) reposted

Burning the candle at both ends. Like Darth Maul

7/8/2025, 3:30:32 AM | 103 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same!

6/8/2025, 10:50:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This cucumber is equivalent to a gallon of water at least

6/8/2025, 10:43:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

the thing i don't get about this is that sure, you're some groyper who thinks the posters look cool. but, like, you must know that the nazis lost, and they didn't just lose, they lost to the people they *deemed inferior*: a polyglot nation of shopkeepers on one front & russian peasants on the other

6/8/2025, 10:15:16 PM | 4424 830 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's really interesting to see who outsources small emotional labor with this! Like she knows it's important, but not enough to write it. Horrifying and fascinating

6/8/2025, 6:50:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heppy, heppy birthday!!! I hope 40 lives up to all you deserve

6/8/2025, 1:04:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oscar inspires me as an astrologer, please book with them!

5/8/2025, 10:21:40 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is truly a worthy endeavor

5/8/2025, 8:09:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's help Alex get to a new home!

5/8/2025, 2:14:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday! I hope you have the best day celebrating!

5/8/2025, 12:56:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wanted the Guilded Age to have some momentum, but not like this!

5/8/2025, 12:55:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You got a shit post now, to air the room out!

4/8/2025, 7:43:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was just thinking about how weird those military spam guy accounts are!

4/8/2025, 7:13:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're tired of people livstreaming their own arrests. There's a popular journalist in Atlanta who was taken by ice when he was reporting on a protest

4/8/2025, 7:00:46 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will be your wet blanket, come here

4/8/2025, 2:40:02 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't like the casual way that people throw "resist" politics into everything, there's more to life (and better ways to improve the world)

4/8/2025, 2:39:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are not even close to serfdom, and Anglo-Saxons didn't practice rigid serfdom, which was later imposed by the Normans. I think our political shorthand has flattened our understanding and enjoyment of history, but you can't steal my delight for this website!

4/8/2025, 2:37:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't quite see what that has to do with this scenario, but ok

4/8/2025, 2:17:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is hilarious

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4/8/2025, 12:38:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Anglo-Saxon weregild would be 1500 shillings (≈$195,000)! I was tortured to death with my hands bound in shackles by a foreigner while you were in service to the king. Calculate yours at weregild-calculator.com Of course I'm lucky in death! I hope my powerful family enjoys the payout

4/8/2025, 12:37:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joli/Bodhi Mindful (@bodhimindful.bsky.social) reposted

There are only 2-ish weeks left and a handful of slots for my 2 summer special offerings--the first looking at the 12th Parts of your natal chart and the second looking at the nodal axis and its meaning to the larger themes of life.

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3/8/2025, 7:01:10 PM | 10 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent

Same! I learn so much on the way

3/8/2025, 8:47:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The south node is really trying to do us in 😭

2/8/2025, 4:08:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Eleanor Janega (@goingmedieval.bsky.social) reposted

Not to keep going on about it, but I see a lot of well meaning takes on the left about the Ian Dunt thing saying, "Well it's bad that when boys search for 'why don't I have a GF?' fasc stuff comes up, but it's complex...." Pals, Justin is *doing this work on the left and you can help fund it.*

2/8/2025, 12:32:51 PM | 447 191 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here it is bsky.app/profile/iand...

2/8/2025, 12:12:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Eleanor Janega (@goingmedieval.bsky.social) reposted

I'm only one woman, Ian. God.

1/8/2025, 6:39:34 PM | 427 27 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are lots of things it's not about, and that's what seems to be getting people het up! But it mirrors my experiences with men in my early 20s and also, aren't we always seeing how the puriteens need to loosen up??? How else will they?

1/8/2025, 5:50:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I liked the dudes need leftwing help getting laid article, I don't care.

1/8/2025, 5:48:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sorry, friend! Here's some pictures from my walk home yesterday!

Baby bunny in the brown ground, blending in whole munching on the green bush to the right A vine of purple muscadine grapes
31/7/2025, 11:29:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elly Higgins Astrology (@ellyhigginsastro.bsky.social) reposted

The first official meeting of the Gay Liberation Front was held on July 31, 1969 - 56 years ago today! New Star Gays post breaks down the astrology of that meeting.

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31/7/2025, 9:08:33 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I order skincare from Korea, but that's about it

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