Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
Taking a social media break while Mercury is in Virgo to work on things! 🤓 you can find me at my email or discord etc
Anna. An astronaut on earth. Astrologer, avid reader, historian. Book a reading https://astronautpantsastrology.com/
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Taking a social media break while Mercury is in Virgo to work on things! 🤓 you can find me at my email or discord etc
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
Only if you don't use them 😤
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The coyotes are back, and the pups sound like yearlings 🥹
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Joan Hickson is Miss Marple (thank God)
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A lot of us were squinting at the April chart (myself included) I'm going to look back at his monthly revolutions now!
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Also one of my favorites! I was just rereading this book last month 🥹
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I've often wondered why people in the tech industry I do readings for have 9th house placements. Sometimes they teach or publish things, but I could see this aspect as well!
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I'm about to go get my second caffeine, myself!
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
I worked twelve days in a row and wondered why I was tired 🙃 but I'm off now!!!! This is also completely my fault/ what happens when you have a side-hustle
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
I go to bed early and wake up to find everyone spent the evening wishing for a certain demise! Understandable
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
Who knew shrimps could fill me up so much. I ate all the frogmore stew
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Wow, so much pressure! I'm currently watching a flock of Canadian geese so that's my vote!
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I answer the phone at work as a piece of my job & I've noticed a trend that people are frustrated bc of 2 things: going thru a confusing menu and they expect everyone to answer the phone all the time in an office bc of other instant tech. The reality is everyone else is in a meeting (hence me!)
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Play with fire, get burnt!
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I couldn't figure out how to but I'm going to share screenshots of the whole thing momentarily 😊
Rabih Alameddine (@rabihalameddine.bsky.social) reposted
Attributed to: Dorothea Graff Formerly attributed to: Maria Sibylla Merian Egret, with a snake entwined around its body, from an album entitled 'Merian's Drawings of Surinam Insects &c' Watercolor, with bodycolor, heightened with white, on vellum ca. 1701-1710
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1. Her Biden prediction was stolen from Chani Nicholas 2. Throughout the election she flip-flopped about who would win, constantly deleted tweets, and mentioned her bf who works in politics 3. She encouraged followers to harass an astrologer who stood up to her and RTd her address
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
The day has come, this plagiarizing grifter who doxxed another astrologer, is getting what's coming to her www.thecut.com/article/astr...
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You said "contrary to popular belief" about a career being a woman's source of happiness, but likes on social media aren't equated to a person's own happiness, just popularity. It's actually popular belief that marriage is a woman's highest success
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
My only comment about TSweft is that she should absolutely pull an Oprah and never actually get married and never address the question
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
The reinforcement of patriarchy is everywhere and despite the commercial success of her spinsterhood, it was only a matter of time before she capitulated. So of course people celebrate
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
Hm, it's not that one or the other is more indicative of actual happiness. It's that women are supposed to see marriage as the pinnacle of their lives and happiness, and people are most comfortable w the relationship achievements of cis women than their actual achievements in life as people
CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com) reposted
That’s because conservatives tell each other it’s not cutting you off to say you can’t bring your same-sex partner to Christmas
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My sister is a translator and I had no idea until she became one!
Imani Gandy (@angryblacklady.bsky.social) reposted
Fiona Apple > that other lady who's in the news for getting engaged to that one guy. For context, PG County is a Black ass county. Fiona Apple was working with an activist group in PG County which inspired her first song in 5 years. Can you imagine that other lady doing anything of the kind.
Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted
After over 150 years, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution will stop publishing a print newspaper at the end of the year
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Then to seal it all off with the benefic conjunction, incredible!!! It's also his Jupiter return
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Right?!
zoya the destroyer (@sophiahelix.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And we were talking about how most birds work in pairs to raise young, after the male has to work his tail off to woo the female. There’s very little in nature that looks like traditional human patriarchy.
zoya the destroyer (@sophiahelix.bsky.social) reposted
My mom and I were just talking about this yesterday; the narrator on her nature show was presenting male elk as battling to rule the herd and she was like “the females make them attack each other and still choose which one they’ll mate with, then kick them out!”
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Basil ice cream (to top with strawberries)
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It looks like a cocktail ring from 2007 in the worst way
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You're right tho
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This is how I found out she's engaged 💀
mattie lubchansky (@mattielubchansky.com) reposted
"dark academia" do you mean middle school
Esther (@dungeonminister.bsky.social) reposted
I'm going to be transferring money to Haneen today and just want to ask folks to chip in a little! Support for Palestinian crowdfunds can be very uneven, and we've hit a slight lull over the past week or so. Haneen needs money to buy a tent, food, and clothing. If you have the means, please help!
Imani Gandy (@angryblacklady.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I really want people to think about how they speak about Black women. Because i know you wouldn’t speak to other white women this way. I know you wouldn’t degrade the achievements of an obviously accomplished white woman. So why do you pull this shit with Black women? Really interrogate that.
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Omg I'm having flashbacks to my ex
Ana | اناه ارمَنداريز (@anaastro.bsky.social) reposted
Thank you Leo! ❤️❤️❤️
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
stewed okra w tomatoes just 4 u
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Congratulations!!!
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Sad to say, but I'm having fun not being on here! Bye
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Bob L'eponge
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I'm blocking people left and right, it's terrible!
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
I find this place incredibly annoying when things escape containment
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Girl, go home
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Astrologers were God's strongest soldiers not answering emails through this terrible sky weather this week 🫡🫡🫡
Rabih Alameddine (@rabihalameddine.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Leonid Yablonsky - Solar Shower, 1966
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
Are y'all eating peaches? Georgia has had a great season! Also, our peaches are redder around the pit and have darker flesh (way better than SC peaches)
mrs__peel (@mrspeel.bsky.social) reposted
My favorite doctor and companion
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It's basically one of the only aging penalties they have (compared to cis women and everything)
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Have y'all ever been on a jostling board?
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You're the one and only Lion's Portal!
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Not having a good time!
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Is this why men pose with fish? Gyoza are better tho!
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
I've seen about 10 butterflies today and the dragonflies at the creek are looking gorgeous! I love the spring and summer pollinator days
Graceful Six Humoured 🫦 (@saturnexalted.bsky.social) reposted
Great thread breaking down why Substack isn't the cheapest or best option-- at a mere 18 $5 subscribers, Ghost and Buttondown become more lucrative than Substack And unlike Substack, they don't platform and promote Nazis 😌
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What a mood
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There's always a grift if you dig a millimeter into pseudo spiritual trends
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm worried for this person's imagination
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
It really did! I hope someone is experiencing something similar rn!
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally 🥹
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I also saw Austin Powers a lot 🤣 and once he set up Independence Day at midnight for my friend's birthday for her party
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We were paid in candy, popcorn, and cherry coke
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
One of my favorite things I used to do as a kid was go to Walterboro, SC w my BFF and run the concession stand at her uncle's movie theater. 12 year olds would never be allowed to do this now! Her uncle would sell tickets and then he would start the projectors
Blue sky nice guy (@rajandelman.bsky.social) reposted
Burning the candle at both ends. Like Darth Maul
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
Same!
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This cucumber is equivalent to a gallon of water at least
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
the thing i don't get about this is that sure, you're some groyper who thinks the posters look cool. but, like, you must know that the nazis lost, and they didn't just lose, they lost to the people they *deemed inferior*: a polyglot nation of shopkeepers on one front & russian peasants on the other
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
It's really interesting to see who outsources small emotional labor with this! Like she knows it's important, but not enough to write it. Horrifying and fascinating
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
Heppy, heppy birthday!!! I hope 40 lives up to all you deserve
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
Oscar inspires me as an astrologer, please book with them!
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This is truly a worthy endeavor
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
Let's help Alex get to a new home!
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Happy birthday! I hope you have the best day celebrating!
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
I wanted the Guilded Age to have some momentum, but not like this!
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You got a shit post now, to air the room out!
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
I was just thinking about how weird those military spam guy accounts are!
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
They're tired of people livstreaming their own arrests. There's a popular journalist in Atlanta who was taken by ice when he was reporting on a protest
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
I will be your wet blanket, come here
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't like the casual way that people throw "resist" politics into everything, there's more to life (and better ways to improve the world)
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
We are not even close to serfdom, and Anglo-Saxons didn't practice rigid serfdom, which was later imposed by the Normans. I think our political shorthand has flattened our understanding and enjoyment of history, but you can't steal my delight for this website!
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I don't quite see what that has to do with this scenario, but ok
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
My Anglo-Saxon weregild would be 1500 shillings (≈$195,000)! I was tortured to death with my hands bound in shackles by a foreigner while you were in service to the king. Calculate yours at weregild-calculator.com Of course I'm lucky in death! I hope my powerful family enjoys the payout
Joli/Bodhi Mindful (@bodhimindful.bsky.social) reposted
There are only 2-ish weeks left and a handful of slots for my 2 summer special offerings--the first looking at the 12th Parts of your natal chart and the second looking at the nodal axis and its meaning to the larger themes of life.
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
Same! I learn so much on the way
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
The south node is really trying to do us in 😭
Dr Eleanor Janega (@goingmedieval.bsky.social) reposted
Not to keep going on about it, but I see a lot of well meaning takes on the left about the Ian Dunt thing saying, "Well it's bad that when boys search for 'why don't I have a GF?' fasc stuff comes up, but it's complex...." Pals, Justin is *doing this work on the left and you can help fund it.*
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Here it is bsky.app/profile/iand...
Dr Eleanor Janega (@goingmedieval.bsky.social) reposted
I'm only one woman, Ian. God.
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
There are lots of things it's not about, and that's what seems to be getting people het up! But it mirrors my experiences with men in my early 20s and also, aren't we always seeing how the puriteens need to loosen up??? How else will they?
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social)
I liked the dudes need leftwing help getting laid article, I don't care.
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry, friend! Here's some pictures from my walk home yesterday!
Elly Higgins Astrology (@ellyhigginsastro.bsky.social) reposted
The first official meeting of the Gay Liberation Front was held on July 31, 1969 - 56 years ago today! New Star Gays post breaks down the astrology of that meeting.
Astronautpants (@astronautpants.bsky.social) reply parent
When I order skincare from Korea, but that's about it