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Groupthink-ass take
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Groupthink-ass take
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social) reply parent
If the truth is all bad, then it's a skill (read: ethical disparity) issue on the part of the convicted.
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Brandy Schillace (@bschillace.brandyschillace.com) reposted reply parent
I’d like my book to be a tad less prescient brandyschillace.com/book/the-int...
Adam Bonin (@adambonin.bsky.social) reposted
My mom called me last night about the Kimmel firing, saying "This is how Hitler got started!" I quickly responded, "By firing the late night tv hosts?" Turns out, mom was right.
A. Bull Moose (@bull-moose.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
NPR (@npr.org) reposted
Free speech scholars say ABC's decision to suspend Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show indefinitely represents "jawboning," when government officials pressure private companies to suppress speech.
Riley Black 🦕 🏳️⚧️ (@restingdinoface.bsky.social) reposted
How about we try valuing writing more. Try saying “Wow this is a skill and it’s cool some people get good at it” instead of thinking barely-functional autocomplete is going to do anything worthwhile.
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social)
One of my all-time favorite bands youtu.be/ajG-fo2eB7s
50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 (@50501movement.bsky.social) reposted
Jimmy Kimmel wasn't suspended because of what he said. He was suspended because the FCC threatened his employer. That's state-sanctioned censorship and it is a GIANT RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩 that authoritarianism isn’t *coming* it’s ALREADY HERE. Today it's Jimmy. Tomorrow it's the rest of us.
Happy Hour at Hippel's (@sanktmaxtci.bsky.social) reposted
We need to understand the libidinal composition of anglofascism. It's a carnival, it's pints and packet on a Saturday. It's the feeling the cruelty might finally be worth it, because you get your share, laundered through the images of owned lib, sad migrant, and the cheeky, horny, deporter in chief.
Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted
What's being "protected" is not "free speech" but rather the RIGHT for white men to be white supremacists in public without any criticism or any consequences. I hope that's clear.
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social)
#krashpatel #kashpatel
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social)
New favorite song youtu.be/FRD0W2-tr64
tbluvoter (@tbluvoter.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Kyle Clark (@kylec.bsky.social) reposted
"I've had an escape plan for every classroom I've been in for the last twelve years." Student leaders from Evergreen High School share their candid thoughts with our @marcsallinger.bsky.social following last week's shooting.
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social)
What is Jake Tapper doing here?
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not that we refuse help, it's that institutionalizing people will KILL us and remove all sense of dignity. It's Bedlam all over again.
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social)
Disabled people warned you. Y'all who work from paycheck to paycheck and MIDDLE-CLASS, THIS INCLUDES YOU. How close are you to losing your homes???
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social) reply parent
Fight back AGAINST WHO, MELON???
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social) reply parent
Praying for adjustment
Seth Abramson (@sethabramson.bsky.social) reposted
America has officially entered its Dark Ages. God help us all—because there's no longer any reason to believe Congress or the courts or media will. We have lost our way to a degree I never thought possible, and I am not going to pretend to have any answers about how we find our way back. We may not.
Seth Abramson (@sethabramson.bsky.social) reposted
I wrote this song a number of weeks ago. Sadly, with each passing day it becomes even more resonant to me and reflective of my current spirit—as the lyrics draw closer and closer to where I feared we would end up as a nation. Maybe it will speak to how you're feeling as well.
Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (@bitterkarella.bsky.social) reposted
Every political assassin in the US in my life has always been a weirdo fringe nazi who's mad that the government isn't racist and oppressive enough and in response the government gets more racist and oppressive, so i guess political violence really does work 🤷♂️
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social) reply parent
This just reads like "I have the power of God and Anime on my side! (flails fake lightsaber)"
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social)
Getting the Tumblr staff treatment from Bluesky There is no such thing as a decent media platform.
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The reality is that universities, faculty and students are living through an unprecedented assault on speech rights. If you care about protecting speech on campus, that is the battle. Weiss mostly doesn't care abt Trump clamping down on campus speech, because she is largely aligned with his goals.
Mother Jones (@motherjones.com) reposted
The Supreme Court is forging an America where weighing race can be used to harm minorities, but not to protect them.
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Blue Prince players would NEVER
The Contrarian (@contrariannews.org) reposted
In August, Jennifer Weiss-Wolf cautioned that the Trump Administration could wage war on women's health. Now they have destroyed over $10 million dollars in viable contraceptives.
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social) reply parent
It's Crybully behavior
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social) reply parent
Cry harder, maybe we'll laugh less
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social)
You don't see _Blue Prince_ gamers getting radicalized and attacking anyone... but maybe that's because there's a lot more nuance (pun intended) to it than Helldivers 2.
Danielle Froom 🏳️🌈 (@danifroom.bsky.social) reposted
This is insane. He did say that. He believed that. They all believe that. Stop apologizing for the truth for one goddamned second. ew.com/stephen-king...
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social) reply parent
Chronically online Groypers are so far removed from reality and desensitized to violence that they don't know what it's like for that level of pain to happen to them. Anyways, any update on the Epstein files?
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social)
Thou, Texas (derogatory)
Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted
Pretty clear that a lot of people jumped the gun on the motive behind Kirk’s assassination. The shooter: 1. Grew up in a Republican family 2. Donated to Donald Trump 3. Loved guns 4. Was steeped in Groyper culture This isn’t a simple “raging leftist hated Kirk” scenario.
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social) reply parent
But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social) reply parent
This likely offends those who actually follow and practice Asatru, following the edicts of the Norse gods.
Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social) reposted
Charlie Kirk’s shooter was a 22 year old white cis man & 4chan groyper. Charlie Kirk’s last words were “gang violence”. he was claiming Black people were inherently violent right before his life was ended by another white man. Here is a description of Kirk’s terrorism by one of his many victims:
Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted
It is genuinely funny when shitlibs will talk about being willing to sacrifice trans people, disabled people, and other marginalized and ask risk groups to capitulate to and negotiate with fascism, call everyone who won't throw those people under the bus as traitors, and then try to language police
Erin Reed (@erininthemorning.com) reposted
1. In the immediate aftermath of Charlie Kirk's shooting, the WSJ laundered claims that "transgender symbols" were found with the shooter's gun. Now, a press conference reveals that NO such symbols were found. WSJ owes a full retraction and apology. Subscribe to support our journalism.
Mother Jones (@motherjones.com) reposted
In the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's death, many far-right influencers quickly began to call for revenge against the left. But it’s not just random individuals circulating violent fantasies—leaders of prominent extremist groups and pardoned insurrectionists have issued calls to their networks.
mountainpines63.bsky.social (@mountainpines63.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
We all need to keep the Epstein pressure on. Only open online news stories about Trump’s abuse of power or Epstein stuff Don’t get distracted with Kirk news! Also Google “Trump Epstein files” every day. They were thrilled when searches decreased in number.
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted
Incredible post 9-11 vibes for anyone who remembers Ari Fleischer's "all Americans that they need to watch what they say, watch what they do.”
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social)
Just a reminder that this Kirk guy said stuff that LINE FOR LINE follows the 14 points that Umberto Eco listed in his essay, "Ur-Fascism."
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social) reply parent
Some au jus with my MLT (mutton-lettuce-tomato), please
cpadick.bsky.social (@cpadick.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
830 new laws from the small government crowd.
Null convention (@nullconvention.bsky.social) reposted
Do not let me see you calling people pornsick gooners and shit. I feel like it's not something I've drawn a red line on before now but I'm going to from here on. That shit is standard issue fascism and I will unfollow you if I see it and if I see it after I've unfollowed you, I will block you.
Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
Kate Starbird (@katestarbird.bsky.social) reposted
All of the election fraud lies and conspiracy theories have softened the ground underneath our election process, enabling the Trump regime’s next steps… to use those lies to justify changing the rules of elections to (further) tilt them in their favor.
Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart (@mskellymhayes.bsky.social) reposted
The thing to understand about Chicago is that the people who live here love this fucking city, and we will defend it. Always.
Rebecca Solnit (@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Started with this scoldacious meme, but went into the larger questions.
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldn’t hold my breath. US military members will never grow the capacity to go against orders because the fundamental axiom is Never Speak Out.
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social) reply parent
no God—just us chickens
Mother Jones (@motherjones.com) reposted
"American fascism looks like the would-be self-proclaimed king deploying the military on US soil not only not in response to requests by local or state officials but over — and almost specifically to spite — their vociferous objections."
Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted
Curious what the reasoning for this could possibly be. My first thought it that it was a Putin request
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social)
Yet another BANGER from Lindsay Ellis: Viewer Discretion is Advised. youtu.be/QwpanShgOp4
R.Rubio (@rubioric.bsky.social) reposted
DC Cover of the Day If you see this, post a DC Cover you love. Love those two guys. And Major Disaster and Big Sir too. Justice League of America #34 by #AdamHughes #BlueBeetle #BoosterGold
Fun (@funkelly.bsky.social) reposted
I know many of you haven’t had a Covid shot in years but please, this is so important to call your reps and yell at them about. This is one of the few safeguards immunocompromised and disabled people have against this disease that everyone seems to not be afraid of anymore. Covid still kills people.
April Daniels (@aprildaniels.bsky.social) reposted
LLMs are not conscious, and they are not capable of producing consciousness. To claim otherwise is to claim you know what consciousness is, and I doubt you do; it is to claim you can refute the null hypothesis, and I doubt you can. Further, you demean me and yourself if you claim these things.
Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted
“President Trump purported to fire me ‘for cause’ when no cause exists under the law, and he has no authority to do so. I will not resign," Lisa Cook said tonight in response to Trump
Blobert v3.0 (@theblobert.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
“Law enforcement” says NPR, sanewashing this illegal garbage of sending the US military after the civilians they were sworn to protect.
The Contrarian (@contrariannews.org) reposted
Two court rulings last week laid bare both the MAGA Supreme Court’s partisan lawlessness and the enduring strength of the First Amendment. Jen Rubin highlights what pro-democracy Americans can do to fight back against authoritarianism.
MaddowBlog (@maddowblog.msnbc.com) reposted
“But Congress passed laws after Katrina to protect Americans and FEMA from inadequate leadership, inaction, and unpreparedness, but I don’t think Congress realizes how many of those laws have been broken, been violated.” www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...
kattsdogma.bsky.social (@kattsdogma.bsky.social) reposted
just like you guys, i put my pants on one leg at a time, leaning against a wall, losing my balance, falling to my knees, yelling “FUCK”, rolling over onto my butt, turning back onto my knees, trying to get back up, grabbing the TV stand for support, attempting to catch the TV, yelling “FUCK” again,
Erin Reed (@erininthemorning.com) reposted
1. If you've scrolled social media lately, you've likely seem Democrats cheering for Gov. Gavin Newsom for trolling Trump relentlessly. You've also likely seen trans people terrified of a Newsom 2028 run. I explain why trans people are not feeling Newsom. Subscribe to support our journalism.
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
"The posthumous memoir of Virginia Giuffre, one of Jeffrey Epstein’s most prominent accusers, will be published in the autumn, a publisher has announced... The 400-page book will be released on 21 October, according to the Associated Press."
Danielle Froom 🏳️🌈 (@danifroom.bsky.social) reposted
A Brazilian trans woman, in the US legally under asylum, has been taken and disappeared by ICE.
Mother Jones (@motherjones.com) reposted
While Texas has one of the strictest abortion bans in the US, it’s not a crime for a woman to obtain or seek abortion care. This didn't stop the state from charging Lizelle Gonzalez with murder in 2022. Now, she's suing a local sheriff and prosecutors for violating her constitutional rights.
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social)
LaRon hits with this one! #DcComics #DCCU youtu.be/qsTRVHIHWqc
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May the second oak tree finish what the first started.
Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted
"Putin is a predator – an ogre at our gates." President Emmanuel Macron
Dr Deb K (@drdebk.bsky.social) reposted
GOP-Trump Policy caused catastrophic fatal flooding. But instead of doing anything to prevent the next climate disaster they are targeting trans people. If you don’t look sufficiently “female” some Texas Yahoo can sue you? Texas is backwards AF! open.substack.com/pub/erininth...
Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart (@mskellymhayes.bsky.social) reposted
The first time I learned anything substantive about slavery (beyond the sanitized stuff they tell you in grade school) was in high school. We had an assignment to read an American novel set in the past and research the historical accuracy of events in the story. I read Beloved.
Mother Jones (@motherjones.com) reposted
“You enter legally, and suddenly, because of someone else’s whim, you’re illegal. It doesn’t make sense.” Trump is running the largest delegalization campaign in modern US history.
50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 (@50501movement.bsky.social) reposted
Six Republican-led states sending National Guard troops to D.C. under the guise of a fake crisis. Texas Republicans using police to impose a rigged map on Texans and steal an election. Congressional Republicans funneling taxpayer dollars into kidnappings and concentration camps. This is fascism.
Rebecca Solnit (@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social) reposted
The men selling their own children born of rape: that's what the Confederate flag stands for.
Vicky ACAB (@vickyacab.bsky.social) reposted
Whether or not all this fascist spectacle is effective will depend on how hard we fight back. It will prove to have been a pathetic backwards hollow image-first joke, or a rocky start to the building of an authoritarian regime (or some third thing that intervenes history is weird) but it's up to us
The Transfeminine Review (@thetransfemininereview.com) reposted
Book time :3 I'm busy scouting books for my 2025 rec list, so let's give @elierlick.bsky.social's 2025 history title a whirl!
leemarvinoswald.bsky.social (@leemarvinoswald.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
In any other country they would write: "Paramilitary groups loyal to the President patrol the capital. In another opposition stronghold, thousands have been kidnapped & disappeared by the regime. All this chaos happening just months after opposition lawmakers were murdered in their homes."
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social)
Slow ICE down by applying but never following through with showing up. SLOW THEM DOWN. ELBOWS UP.
Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted
The same Republicans and conservatives who have spent the past few days insisting we don’t mention Jan 6th because ‘it was four years ago!’ have also spent the past few weeks obsessing over the *2016* election and indicting Obama for treason.
We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. (@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social) reply parent
o7
Mabinogi62 (@mabinogi62.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
There is no "or" about it. It is a fascist hero/death cult display of authoritarian oppression and political theater. Big Brother propaganda and the Schutzstaffel all in one package.
dell cameron (@dell.bsky.social) reposted
National Security Counselors 🕵 (@nationalsecuritylaw.org) reposted
Arby's has been battling mixed opinions on the new menu since Chef Dahmer announced it on Monday. Some love the added variety, while others decry it as a psychopathic orgy of cannibalism.
Gwen 🌶️👹 (@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social) reposted
hate to backseat post war reconstruction, but I would have just hung all the nazis like fred trump
Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted
Jeffrey Epstein raped children regularly. Donald Trump was his closest friend. Draw your own conclusions.
Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted
Newsom is a gutless, spineless coward, a cruel neoliberal jackass obviously delighted by violence against the homeless and totally unconcerned with trans lives. A new and inferior iteration of Obama.
jj skolnik (@modernistwitch.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
ALL GENERATIONS ARE FICTIONAL MARKETING CATEGORIES AAAAAAHHHHH
emily sunshine (@threnody.bsky.social) reposted
this is the section to watch and i’ll tell you that if they revise community guidelines 3A i & ii to be milder the way every other social media site has done & punt to labelers and “composable moderation,” i am the fuck out of here.
Rebecca Solnit (@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
theonion.com/conservative...