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You too ๐ซถ๐ป
Hey, soโฆ Iโll miss you guys while Iโm sleepinโ
The best time to stop talking is approximately 5 minutes before I decide to every time
any fuck up can be a whimsical faux pas with a well-timed oopsie
And the dumber the dumbs, unfortunately lol
Bequeath sounds like something it isn't.
A melancholy teetering on the edge of morbidity.
It really is the dumbest thing. And thanks ๐
Ditto!
This is me currently *sigh*
Thereโs nothing like being sad and then being sadder because youโre sad
๐ซถ๐ป my body is resting, but my mind is being mean to me again. Always overthinking, ugh
I got so much done today, I had such high energy and felt so accomplished. Now, Iโm a melancholic lifeless blob
The feminine urge to mysteriously disappear and let the townspeople make up rumors
Haha indeed! Iโm okay, thank you
I do believe youโre right ๐
hehe ๐
Haha oh good! ๐
Yes, thank you, I just laugh at myself. This is a normal level of failure for me ๐
In the span of about 10 seconds, my hair stuck to tape and ripped out, I hit the back of my head on a door and had a box smash into my face. Not a fun box. Iโm a graceful creature.
20 hours of uninterrupted screen time a day would surely fix me
This is about me, Iโm sure of it
ListenโฆIโm not above most things.
ignore the haters drink the lava lamp
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Itโs truly disgusting
If Iโm the punchline, I might as well deliver it myself
Nobody can humble me likeโฆ me ๐
Back on my high school bullshit open.spotify.com/track/5KHhsH...
Fire season is so bad, ugh
We always have to dress for the cold too, itโs not totally uncommon to get Halloween snow here. Summer can just be a real bitch haha
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Itโs the only way to make our brains work, and even then itโs a gamble
hehe ๐
send help
Iโm west, nothing mid about me ๐
Not in my world, skeletons all year โround
I refuse to let all this summer sunshine bullshit get me down. Itโs sexy spooky time, bitches, 102ยฐ be damned.
Folding paper is my kink. It makes me origasm.
Nonsense haha
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I worded that first part all wrong and, as a millennial, I have to blame it on my coffee not kicking in yet
As a representative of one of my people, Iโd also like to suggest โfelt cute, might delete laterโ and โI did a thingโ
A bullette is a female bull, so technically, Iโm bullettepr- *gets gored by cow*
Cuties ๐๐
this sext could have been a meeting
Me: *grabs an energy drink from the office fridge, pops it open, and takes a big chug* Dr Frankenstein: Actually, thatโs my Monster!
Iโll be your dirty little secret you can be my cleaning little housekeeper
๐ถ hold me closer necromancer ๐ต๐ถ
Aqua regia Oxytocin running in the ether Silicon ballrooms Subatomic interactions if it's all good
Even if I win the lottery Iโm still not buying separate forks just for my salad.
putting a bandaid on a bullet hole tonight and iโll worry about the blood spill tomorrow
Them: you look so friendly. Hi. Me: Sorry. No. Thatโs my kegel face
I donโt need therapy. I need forehead kisses and reassurance that Iโm not annoying for existing
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Haha, yay!
It was a close call ๐ ๐
Good, I hoped there would be some confusion
Haha okay โบ๏ธ๐
I woke up wearing nothing but a band tee while Gary was on top in reverse cowgirl talking endlessly about buttholes Am I Bsky-ing right yet?
I want to be the place where your heart finds restโฆ..
I want to throw a potato party for my birthday. No presents just bring your favourite potato dish/item.
When you think about it, air fryers are just easy bake ovens for adults
The dinosaurs probably thought they were having a normal Tuesday too
Happy Grumpy Bashful Dumb AF Stupid Slutty Ugh - snow white and the seven skeets
Just spicy enough to go extra wrong when choked on haha
Itโs okay, spicy ramen, I didnโt need that uvula anyway. A hindrance, really
Not sure whatโs hotter, the spicy ramen that nearly killed me, or the picture I was looking at when that happened ๐ถ๏ธ๐ฅ
I can keep your secrets, no problem. I just canโt seem to figure out how to keep mine
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Thank ya kindly โบ๏ธ
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YAY!!! Me too, temporarily
Sneeze edging is a special skill that requires lots of practice
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Oh no ๐
As long as itโs only la petite mort, then Iโm okay with that ๐
Oh dear ๐
Between trees and that mere thought
Tree sex, mostly
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Every time I sneeze, my nipples get hard and tingly. I donโt hate it
Aw, I love this
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A goth girl ruined my when she called me Avril ๐คฃ
Hereโs my teen Hot Topic era for ya ๐
listen your honor my pleasure is innocent until *proven* guilty
@vincenzzzo.bsky.social These are the closest to punk style (and I know thatโs a big stretch) pics I have as an adult haha. Guitars and attitude. Just being a goof in my sisterโs room in 2007
I put the bitch in obituary
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Haha well, Iโm always feral ๐, this is a different kind of wild. Throwing a bit more chaos into the mix
*giggles anxiously*
I woke up feeling wild and untamable. Itโs probably because I still havenโt gotten my meds, but itโs possible that Iโm simply a badass