putting a bandaid on a bullet hole tonight and iโll worry about the blood spill tomorrow
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putting a bandaid on a bullet hole tonight and iโll worry about the blood spill tomorrow
Them: you look so friendly. Hi. Me: Sorry. No. Thatโs my kegel face
I donโt need therapy. I need forehead kisses and reassurance that Iโm not annoying for existing
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Haha, yay!
It was a close call ๐ ๐
Good, I hoped there would be some confusion
Haha okay โบ๏ธ๐
I woke up wearing nothing but a band tee while Gary was on top in reverse cowgirl talking endlessly about buttholes Am I Bsky-ing right yet?
I want to be the place where your heart finds restโฆ..
I want to throw a potato party for my birthday. No presents just bring your favourite potato dish/item.
When you think about it, air fryers are just easy bake ovens for adults
The dinosaurs probably thought they were having a normal Tuesday too
Happy Grumpy Bashful Dumb AF Stupid Slutty Ugh - snow white and the seven skeets
Just spicy enough to go extra wrong when choked on haha
Itโs okay, spicy ramen, I didnโt need that uvula anyway. A hindrance, really
Not sure whatโs hotter, the spicy ramen that nearly killed me, or the picture I was looking at when that happened ๐ถ๏ธ๐ฅ
I can keep your secrets, no problem. I just canโt seem to figure out how to keep mine
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Thank ya kindly โบ๏ธ
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YAY!!! Me too, temporarily
Sneeze edging is a special skill that requires lots of practice
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Oh no ๐
As long as itโs only la petite mort, then Iโm okay with that ๐
Oh dear ๐
Between trees and that mere thought
Tree sex, mostly
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Every time I sneeze, my nipples get hard and tingly. I donโt hate it
Aw, I love this
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A goth girl ruined my when she called me Avril ๐คฃ
Hereโs my teen Hot Topic era for ya ๐
listen your honor my pleasure is innocent until *proven* guilty
@vincenzzzo.bsky.social These are the closest to punk style (and I know thatโs a big stretch) pics I have as an adult haha. Guitars and attitude. Just being a goof in my sisterโs room in 2007
I put the bitch in obituary
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Haha well, Iโm always feral ๐, this is a different kind of wild. Throwing a bit more chaos into the mix
*giggles anxiously*
I woke up feeling wild and untamable. Itโs probably because I still havenโt gotten my meds, but itโs possible that Iโm simply a badass
Just once Iโd like to be used for good instead of evil.
looking for love in ๐๐ก๐ก the places: right places wrong places gray areasโno one will be spared
Wellโฆ I just donโt know. Iโm curious now why it would be our last
Thatโs a pretty cool lookinโ spooky friend
I caught my propensity to self sabotage. Now if I could only find Its cage...
You are important, but so is my sanity
Pistachios, aka tree clams.
The smell of sautรฉed garlic and onion is one of my love languages.
Itโs ok if you didnโt like what I said. I didnโt either.
look my way a moment make my skin flush berry bright with a damning glance at the vigorous pulsing of vessels ferrying blood toward velvety gasps i glimpse limbs entwined lips brushing the blush of our aching hipsโ rush as shadows converge ripple and part one and two i blink at you it ends
*snorts a rail of cocoa power*
Ditto ๐
Bluesky is only dying to get into the spirit of the season ๐ป
Doing some witchcraft so our tummies stop hurting
Iโm a 10 but dyscalculic.
I like thinking about you thinking about me
*beep beep* all aboard the struggle bus
Third base is when I panic-cry in front of you.
Stop fucking moping, you silly little cuntโa daily affirmation
Haha ๐ that would be insane and Iโd get myself into so much trouble
I wanna reach inside my brain and have it out with myself
Fabulous idea!
Iโm feeling lonely today. I need to find my whimsy and decorate for spooky season, as if someone were planning to visit
A situationship is the only ship that never knows where it is or where itโs going.
freeze drying this extra love someone might need it someday
I dare you to make me happy
my heart is a dumpster for your fire
[my first day doing self affirmations] a dumpster fire is still hot
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I do love a good spooky wooing ๐คโค๏ธโ๐ฉน
brb i gotta stand in the shower until all the sin is gone
โBreedableโ? Oh. I thought you said burrito bowl.
Iโm a hydration skeptic. not sure you need to drink that stuff
Got me all riled up and I havenโt even finished my coffee, lordt
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Shall do, thank you ๐
Oh, thatโs you? Please do carry on ๐๐
We can just love each other while the world spins madly on, if you want
Bluesky needs investors? I invest my time and mental illness here every day.
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I ran out of my meds yesterday and the pharmacy is closed today lol
Well, now that I know the right way to leave my markโฆ ๐ ๐
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Scaring off the prudes is always a good choice ๐
And then I saw yours and couldnโt like it fast enough ๐
indeed indeed
Now thatโs my kind of Monday
My spleen even acted up once, the fuck
Sometimes when I go to like a skeet and fail, it feels like the Universe is looking out for my dignity
When I die, release my search history as a limited Netflix docuseries
My body is even more dramatic than I am
