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Hahaha! ❤️
Welp Jannik going scorched earth on Musetti
Me seeing these WTA SF matchups
Aryna don’t go clowning against Jpeg and deny us a box office USO final Cos any line up excluding Pegula (no offence, just not bringing the heat) is gonna go off
Don’t think I’ve ever seen Jannik as smiley as I have this past couple months Lovely to see
It’s happening! 🔥💪🏽🥰
Karolina Muchova, you will always be famous Gorgeous tennis, incredible effort to reach this stage while managing clear injury
Naomi Osaka US OPEN SEMIFINALIST!!!
Same. She doesn’t need to be patronised. Fair play to her for drawing a line in the sand.
Oof, pretty sure that’s David Law The Tennis Podcast will be an experience tomorrow 🥴
Lord take Muchova’s pain, amplify it ten-fold and give it to the 🐀 Spare this wonderful human so she can play freely
Actually cannot believe the improvement in Naomi’s rally tolerance Trusting her movement, reliably hitting her spots over and over, relentlessly
Two of my strugglebus faves finally doing well and they have to play each other. This sucks! Whoever loses should replace Pegula in the other SF.
I’m gonna have my tennis nap.
Tearful. That was poetic Want nothing but great things for Amanda Anisimova I don’t know how she found the strength to come back after losing her opening serve. But my god, she brought it today.
Ho-ly shitballs!!!!
Yep. He lost that match ahead of time. Didn’t look ready to take it at any point.
I can feel my flabber about to be ghasted Is Amanda gonna do this??
There is no men’s tennis outside Carlos, Jannik and Novak for me tbh. Doesn’t hold a candle to the WTA tour
AHMAGAD AMANDA!!!! That lateral movement is unrecognisable She’s getting to everything tonight!
Ooooh Amanda takes the first set!!! Iga has one heck of a fight on her hands now
This is literally everything I hoped this match would be
I LOVE IT!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
This match be like
The Anisimova backhand is the best in the game Period. End of story.
What a shot Iga!!!
Christ I’d almost forgotten we’ve got Naomi v Karolina after this!!
I could watch Iga Swiatek dance around the tennis court all day Just gorgeous
😆❤️
Would be a lovely storyline. She’s had one of the roughest journeys.
Phew No Wimbledon repeat We have a proper match
Boooom!!!! That was hella gutsy from Amanda Match!!!
Amanda needs to fight for an immediate break back here That will take the pressure off
Same. Actual nausea
Oh no!!! Iga takes the 13th game in a row against Amanda Absolutely not the start Anisimova needed
follow up, he did get to meet Barbie K 🥰 xhslink.com/n/6Vb8KvzSW6w
Yeay!!!! Aww that’s great!
The fun thing about this Iga v Amanda match is you could give just about any prediction for the scoreline and it would be eminently possible I have no idea what’s going to happen
Definitely more interested seeing him in form against (most likely) Sinner. Feel like we’ve seen the Demon v Jannik match up a lot & seems insurmountable, despite his best efforts
I’m two Honey Dueces in and I am *ready*
Well done Felix!!! And now, it’s tiiiiiime Iga v Amanda: The Rematch
Ha! I’ve rejoined you for the tiebreak 😬
Alright, here for the tiebreak
Aww! I think they’re both lovely chaps. I couldn’t get into the match though so watching some true crime and will tune back in later :)
*waiting for Iga and Amanda
Same. Traumatised.
Same. I wanna see him go full blitzkrieg on his ass. Statement match time.
The mind games have commenced. Carlitos better expect prime, perfect Novak with maximum theatrics.
What a way to go out Jesus wept
Oh lawd
Taylor, please rediscover your first serve
KAMAAAAAAAN!!!!!
Oh Taylor
Resigned. Think he mentally tuned out of that set at the end. He’s not happy. Expect him to come back fierce now.
Hahahahaha!!!
Keep him out there as long as you can Taylor
YASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Ok Taylor?! Go off son!!
Hold for your life Taylor Don’t f*** it up Ashe booing Novak’s every move
KAMAN!!!!!! Yassssss!!!!!!
It is kicking OFF on Ashe
The headband is corrected!
I expected Novak to beat Fritz tonight I am shocked to see Taylor beat himself in that set Brutal sport
Now that was a thorough beshitting of the bed Mr Fritz
Taylor…come on now
Oh ffs
BREAK!!!!! Yeay!!! Well done Taylor
Oh Taylor
Taylor Fritz’s coach is plastered in so many brand badges he looks like a formula one driver
I adore her!
Ok, baked goods avoided That’s something
😆
Same. I think we’d better start our vocal exercises.
Can someone please fix Taylor Fritz’s headband? We can’t be expected to suffer a whole match with it upside down Yours, The Autistics
Novak came like a bat out of hell this first few games
Ha! Same happened to me. Settling in for Taylor v Novak now anyway
Darth Fritz v Darth Djokovic Fascinated to see if Taylor can get his first ever win against Novak I can’t see it happening, but I’m here for it
I could’ve sworn I heard him at some points. Or maybe his voice is now just etched in my mind when she plays 😆
Aryna Sabalenka's statement after Vondrousova withdrew:
That’s pretty devastating news for Marketa Vondrousova Can’t imagine how robbed she must be feeling
Walkover?! Aww Marketa. Gutted for her
Holy crap Carlitos!!!! Even more impressive than Jannik last night Why? Cos Jiri Lehecka played his ASS off and fought till the last point 1h 55mins, straight sets, closes on an inspired forehand winner
VAMOSSSSSSS!!!!!!
First Battle of the Sexes - Margaret Court f*cks it up and Billie Jean King comes to clean up the mess Second Battle of the Sexes - I see a similar thing happening
A million times this Couldn’t give a sh*t about the exponential growth of the platform Just want to enjoy it in peace
Carlitos is still fun to watch even in a non-competitive match because he avoids patterns You still see him play a massive array of length, spins, trajectories, speeds and weight of shot His tennis always feels improvised even if/when it’s not
The audacity Carlitos closes out the second set with a second serve ace Brutal
Jiri Lehecka is playing absolutely brilliant tennis out there And he is getting taken apart Carlitos in a realm of his own. Dancing, delighted, dominating And you still feel like he’s got levels he can unlock if he needs to Breathtaking
You’d think! I really don’t trust anyone but Sinner/Carlitos to beat him tho tbh 😆 It’ll be huge for Taylor if he pulls it off tonight. Would love that for him.
It would’ve been a short women’s match 😆 Jannik rinsed him.
Tragic. Hate to see it. Fatigue won that match
Carlitos, please bring it Crush, rush and dismantle