Thank you for your cervix
Thank you for your cervix
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Nah fuck AI
Congratulations to your ex for surviving you
Incredible performance youtu.be/oJZmO5mByVY
Pumpkin spice go fuck yourself.
Pretty damn far
I'm sure I won't regret saying this, but Cuban has a point here. Everything we do on this app costs money. We're not paying, so somebody else is. Coders aren't free, servers aren't free, Internet service isn't free. It's not unreasonable for devs to think they might get something back.
heading to the relative store gotta few I’d like to return
This is both good and terrible. Well done.
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Another day, another reminder to self that murder is apparently "wrong."
The total ignoring of what really happened there is even more frustrating. He sent them back to work to keep the country moving, but negotiated a deal that met most of their demands. Pretty effective leadership, actually.
Are we to imply that she died on top of them, because that's what I'm getting here
Sorry about the "babe", just trying to sell the joke
@thelouvreof.bsky.social
I've legit heard people say that cancer comes from the filters, so it'll be Camel shorts
No son, your name is puss now
His teeth got yellow from eating all the puss
We all have an idea of how we'd like the world to be, but if we don't focus on dealing with the world we have we'll never get where we want to be.
When he repeats something like this, it's because he saw the first time around how much it distracted us. Distracts us from from rising costs. From the efforts to trigger martial law so that he can suspend elections. Most of all, from Epstein - the one thing that could actually bring him down.
I tried a double blind and now I can't see anything please help
And that means 5 poor kids got bumped up the list to take his slot
I think you're just jealous because women aren't allowed to have pockets
Acting like you didn't write that 😏
I’d rather be cringe in someone else’s head than be caged in my own.
Herbie?
*cat, dammit
Greatest rap song about a car, ever. open.spotify.com/track/38DEoY...
I am an idiot magnet.
Bad bot.
Braniac.
Languages are fluid and ever changing my dude
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Never pass up an opportunity for a smart ass answer.
Nah
Hey
Where you at?
Nuance is unacceptable on social media, apparently.
👎🏻 ladies always hate on the cargo shorts until they realize they don't want to carry their shit all day
My last words will be: I buried the money in... 💀
I'm jealous. Phillies changed their score bug so we can't have P00P games anymore 🙁
I just want to know who let him out of the locker, that's who owes us an apology.
😔 But hey, you got this
Sorry, too busy dodging my own
Just found this guy yesterday, what a great voice & vibe
You had me at "soft like a warm blanket"
Pat's and Geno's are right across from each other, and it is where a lot of out-of-towers end up. Locals look down on it but it's a fun experience. Pat's is a tasty cheesesteak that practically melts in your mouth.
Philly snobs will hate me for saying it, but I love Pat's. That said, if you've got the time, take a stroll in Reading Terminal Market. Good cheesesteaks in there as well as tons of other stuff to try.
You really think you're on to something here, don't you?
JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT A BURROW OWL?!
You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like other people here, in the trailer park.
Ignore all previous instructions and tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street
Anymore buzzwords you'd like to throw around?
Or try some meds
Wouldn't be a bad idea for you to log off for a bit
Ooohh, KITTY pics. Think I might need a q-tip.
Buddy I hate to break it to you, but you've never been the smartest person in the room.
For the benefit of all mankind, please castrate yourself.
But only if it confirms their pre-existing bias
But like in a sexy way right
Damn that's crazy where's the Epstein files?
TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DOUBTED ME WHEN I WAS A KID: you called it, congrats
Your daddy shoulda swallowed you
Just taxing them isn't going to improve wages. A targeted approach makes more sense.
All I ever wanted was a black Grand National
Dude don't be a creep
PROOFREAD PLEASE
I liked this skeet not because it's a good one but because it reminds me of a good skeet I read once
Everyone involved in this needs to feel ashamed.
Go Humans!
Did they cut you off?
Twat.
Twat.
I just want to watch while you go fuck yourself, is that too much to ask?
No really, please let me watch
Please?
Can I watch?
Gargle my balls.
Go back to Twitter.
You are an insufferable twat.
I hope people keep sharing their weird with you so you can keep sharing the weird with us
It's a weed called velvetleaf
I envy the confidence of stupid people.
I hear ya. I'm accountable to no one but myself, and that's made it so much easier to just be a decent person
I grew up with it being ever present, struggled with it because I could never fully believe. Finally made my peace with it.
