Of course Jentleson is behind this.
Of course Jentleson is behind this.
it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
Hideous game. Yes the injuries along the offensive line played a huge part, but JJ under-threw/missed so many open receivers.
Oh my!
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
Local on the 8’s!
Wife to me after listening to my breathless, worthless 2 minute rant: Who is Ezra Klein? Who is Charlie Kirk? Honey I can't believe I'm saying this but you need to play more videogames and get off the internet
Same with CVS online. I was able to get it inside of a Target store last week without issue.
jj mccarthy isn't a good quarterback
Goodnight!
Has CenturyLink gone down for anyone else in Saint Paul?
United States Fans Ask For New, NEW, N.E.W, NeW Manager To Coach Same Terrible Players www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
This team isn’t winning more than 6 games.
Quaker Oats.
Here's the Letter to the Editor I was worked up enough to write about Karen Tolkkinen's inane article.
Our hearts break tonight.
💔💔💔
These are the worst I’ve seen in 2 years.
Hey everybody, this time of year is always too crazy to do something special but tomorrow is the 7th anniversary of @blackhartstp.com ! It means the world to me that the little ole queer soccer bar that could has grown & we all know that 7 years is nothing to sniff at. So thank you to everyone!
Gronowski needs to settle down. This is hard to watch.
This Iowa first quarter could have been an email
Detail: #MNUFC has completed its club-record outbound transfer of Tani Oluwaseyi to Villarreal for approximately $9 million. Context: This move will be part of #Loons recruiting pitch to future players: Minnesota can develop you and advance your career to the highest levels.
Lovely day at the fair. Taking the A line in felt like cheating - it was so quick and efficient.
Frey: "We need an assault weapons ban nationwide. We need to have a high capacity magazine ban. And if the federal govt and states aren't gonna act, give us the ability to protect our constituents. Give mayors & council members the ability to protect in Mpls 435,000 residents that call Mpls home."
Every time I hear a kid talk about how they practiced for the mass shooting that eventually came, I think it's a searing indictment of our country's failure to actually give a shit about the safety of kids.
Kids should be safe at school. Period!!! 😭
Rio Ngumoha is the second 16-year-old to score a winning goal in a Premier League game, after Wayne Rooney in October 2002 for Everton vs Arsenal. (Opta)
I will die of a heart attack by October if Liverpool matches keep ending like this.
RIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
🇸🇳 Sources: Minnesota United finalizing deal to sign forward Mamadou Dieng from Hartford. Dieng, 21, has excelled in USL Championship. He has 9g/2a in 1,600 mins this season, had 11g/1a in 1,800 mins last year.
🇦🇷 Sources: Minnesota United will turn down $8m bid for Joaquin Pereyra from Turkish club Trabzonspor. Minnesota do not want to lose Pereyra with no time to replace him this summer
I'll give 3 recent ones I enjoyed: Aftertaste by Daria Lavelle Hell is a World Without you by Jason Kirk What Kind of Paradise by Janelle Brown
U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through The Motions For Yet Another Day theonion.com/u-s-pop...
"I'm excited about this year's team and excited about this play-call, fellas. We've got a fast-motion... ohhh no, f*ck..." - Vikings coach Kevin O'Connell mic'd up 🤷
Ding ding ding! I think that’s a huge part of their strategy.
Sometimes friends send me good posts from X, The Everything App
full time Liverpool 4-2 Bournemouth
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WTF Liverpool??? How do you let Semenyo dribble the entire length of the field to score?
Liverpool. I think they'll finish 2nd to Arsenal but will win the Champions League.
Title defense starts today. Let’s win number 21 for Diogo.
Pohlad's decided not to sell. Unreal.
!!!!! VOTE YES ON ADMINISTRATIVE CITATIONS THIS FALL, SAINT PAUL !!!!!
Let’s hope it comes to fruition. It was awesome before it shut down.
For the 15th consecutive year, the song of the summer is "Midnight City" by M83.
1. The Winter of Mixed Drinks - Frightened Rabbit 2. I Don’t Live Here Anymore - The War on Drugs 3. 22, A Million - Bon Iver 4. Raspberry Moon - Hotline TNT 5. Homesick - A Day to Remember
The entire segment with Marion Crowder and Mike Watts on a USL national broadcast (ESPN2) is art. A commitment to the bit plugging Gnarly Sauce on TV and going full steam ahead eating it with wings and Mike taking a swig of it
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A companion piece to our ironclad, entirely unrequited list of ways to save downtown Minneapolis.
they are in opposition to the GOP? How many of these ads do we see on the right where Republicans brag about working across the aisle? 0.
What should be way more concerning than a quick mention of his religion is the fact that the only time he mentions Republicans is when he's talking about working with them, then uses the term "politicians" instead when talking about corruption in DC. What is it going to take for Dems to act like
He’ll be missed, but that’s too good of a price to pass up.
(Gift article) anti reform folks are always telling us “ok well don’t call the police when you get shot/raped/robbed then”. Fact is police are not good at those jobs either. They go against their own procedure and wait *an hour* to check on victims, while the assassin walks out the back door.
I’m not as enamored with Carter as I was prior to his first term, but I’ll vote for him again. I do wish, however, that Saint Paul had a stable of viable candidates similar to Minneapolis, that would make me rank more than 1.
The new Night Moves record is so good. Very excited for the album release show tomorrow night.
It's worth the wait, but takeout is safer.
Couldn't agree more. I fear, though, that the calendar switch will get approved. There's no way I'll keep my tickets if it happens.
Disneyland with the little princess.
It’s perfect.
This is a public park in Minneapolis yesterday evening
9/11
I haven't recovered from Ward 6 closing. It was a hidden gem, as most things on the East Side were/are.
Millennials will go down in history as the only generation that ever knew how to computer rather than how to calculator or how to phone. For whatever that's worth
Agreed. Peggy > Angie and it’s not even close.
Craig is center right masquerading as a democrat in a very purple district.
Pritzker for me. Class traitor, striking the right tone of resistance, relatively good legislative record, etc.
Oh damn! #MNUFC let's go!! www.footyheadlines.com/2025/03/minn...
Among the weirdest social media users is Assumes Everybody's Tummy Is Fragile guy. You say "I went to Chipotle" and this guy is like OH YIKES YOU'RE GONNA DIE SHITTING ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR. No actually I'm gonna go for a jog. What are you, a time-traveling Victorian child
Rubin would be a great 3rd striker for the Loons. Guessing he'd be relatively cheap too.
Fuck. This can’t be real.
Obviously the most important bullet point is "Move to St Paul" but the other suggestions are pretty great too
BUT there are a ton of born-and-raised Minnesotans who will swear to you, argue to the death, that it's NOT hard to make friends with Minnesotans. It's just that they don't *want* new friends because they have too many already.
"Consider St. Paul" LOL In all seriousness, and as a transplant myself, there's lots of good advice in here.
1. Backup keeper 2. Another holding midfielder. DP 6 is still the dream, but we just need another body, as Hoyeon isn't ready for big minutes. 3. Possibly a backup striker to so we don't have to keep playing Sang Bin or Randell 4. Outside back depth at either spot
Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
Not the greatest game but I was impressed with how US Bank was set up for soccer.
You just can’t give up a goal there. The Loons have to address their backup keeper situation when the window opens. Neither Smir nor Speel are MLS quality.
After one listen, Durry's new album is pretty decent. Not nearly as good as Suburban Legend, but still impressive.
time to let @ag.state.mn.us cook!
The Green Room rules. I didn’t even know it existed 2 months ago until I got invited to a show. Still under the radar since it’s so new, but it’s really an incredible space.
Perfect situation for him in San Diego. I’m surprised it took until after a disappointing spell in Europe for him to get signed to an MLS club. He was so good for Orange County. I wonder if Nick Markanich will see Iloski’s success and try to copy that path by coming to MLS next season.
what a goal from Hlongwane 🦂
New Mo Lowda & the Humble and Hotline TNT albums out on the same day. Happy Friday to me!
It was, if not even more stupid, than this.
what a model
for all of the praise of law enforcement we've seen since Saturday, it's now clear cops had at least two opportunities to prevent Vance Boelter from murdering Melissa Hortman and her husband but failed to do so.
Dads are up drinking that first cup of mud and considering alternate routes due to road construction, because it’s their day.
Dope tifo klaxon (MNUFC tonight)
30% possession with 2 goals?
im trying desperately to believe that out of all this senseless death and cruelty there is still the chance to build something better. i dont think its worth it to believe anything else. but im finding it harder every day.
This is going to be an actual cop once they catch him, isn’t it?
Hortman and her husband are dead according to @kstptv.bsky.social
Not great that all of the descriptions of someone “impersonating” law enforcement are just descriptions of what law enforcement are currently doing in our streets
Absolutely fucked. Right-wing extremism is out of control
This is an unbelievably dark story about ChatGPT from top to bottom, especially the twist at the end here www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/t...
Bill Clinton in the 90's
Great memories in that gym. My friends and I used to drive down from from CR to watch guys like David Palmer jack up 20 3’s in a scrimmage while Randy Larson screamed bloody murder. Good times.