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The Other Walrus

@awalrus.bsky.social

I think I'm an avocado. I seem to soften as I get older. I look forward to getting hit with a tariff.

created October 2, 2023

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Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

It's being reported that Busquets started it by taking a swing at Obed. Allegedly grown men.

1/9/2025, 2:19:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's the husband of the woman who ran against Adam Smith last cycle. That's sus af

21/8/2025, 10:29:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whether or not that deserved a red, that Puebla player should have earned a yellow in the 1st half and been off right there.

21/8/2025, 5:08:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Vain on cap hill is always a good spot. Took our kiddo there for a few end of summer dye jobs over the years.

21/8/2025, 3:05:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Compare this to DJT lumbering up the steps. Putin is only 7 years younger.

16/8/2025, 2:24:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social)

Conclusive proof that nature is pro-trans.

A pink, white, and blue sky at sunset in Seattle, WA.
13/8/2025, 3:02:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, that's the last time we'll see him for another month or so. I expect Schmetz will be white hot passed over that.

4/8/2025, 4:18:18 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Kinda love seeing that kind of fire from Moose.

1/8/2025, 3:14:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

"No we didn't like that. I mean, come on, I don't own any courses out there, for one."

23/7/2025, 11:01:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor guy has to get patched up so much he's becoming the Striker of Theseus

20/7/2025, 3:55:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

That looks like the promotional vid for the worst bukkake film ever

18/7/2025, 8:07:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been questioning the competence of Porter for years. Completely unrelated, go Sounders.

10/7/2025, 1:05:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

And you're going to be on EVERY news broadcast in like 18 months

9/7/2025, 4:20:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social)

Hey @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com Do you think that the current state of US immigration is having an effect on MLS recruiting?

6/7/2025, 4:28:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Killing it. Excellent work from all of CZM!

29/6/2025, 5:15:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

No. That pretty much sums it up.

29/6/2025, 12:32:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸

22/6/2025, 7:53:39 PM | 25864 10187 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh. Really makes you feel awesome for buying tix 3 weeks ago. Godamn FIFA sucks so much.

21/6/2025, 1:11:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social)

I want to live in a universe where the Wikipedia entry is the first thing that comes up everytime you google something.

19/6/2025, 4:29:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bridget (@beebeesea.bsky.social) reposted

What an image (credit Kevin Clark / The Seattle Times)

Person draped in an American flag stands before a line of riot police
12/6/2025, 6:28:17 AM | 780 206 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

It's over 30 years old and so far, never wrong.

9/6/2025, 2:09:33 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) reposted

LAPD firing impact munitions at Los Angelenos while DHS arrests their neighbors.

7/6/2025, 3:28:35 AM | 2987 922 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

"Oh, cheese & crackers..."

6/5/2025, 9:15:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Wasn't Alkatraz closed because the logistics made it cost 3x more than a standard mainland prison?

5/5/2025, 8:12:29 PM | 110 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the most John Schnider-ass draft pick I've ever seen.

25/4/2025, 11:29:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

I have credible evidence that Pam Bondi is a high level member of the Gangster Disciples. No you can't see it.

17/4/2025, 1:50:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

I love how these fucking chuds have absolutely no idea how travel visas work.

17/4/2025, 1:48:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social)

I've decided to refer to the spiders in my garage as "livestock" in an effort to make it seem like a useful place instead of this pile of random shit with a roof over it.

13/4/2025, 3:32:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social)

15 hours of this damn show and not a single person thrown in a pit.

11/4/2025, 6:17:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

The Saint was one of those decent 90s movies with an all time great soundtrack. Love it!

10/4/2025, 12:28:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Aww, no De Ro on the bench. Was hoping to see a bit of him tonight.

6/4/2025, 1:55:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have nothing to add other than my appreciation of another Seattlite BtB fan with a Walrus based handle.

6/4/2025, 1:54:23 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

You read a fucking dweeb that wants Starcraft to be real.

2/4/2025, 8:38:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately, the Hawks are crap at creating an environment where they can protect against a competent pass rush.

2/4/2025, 8:35:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Needs more pizza

28/3/2025, 11:50:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

The media seems to love covering a political fight. Stop voting and start protesting and they'll all show up like high school students when a fist fight breaks out.

27/3/2025, 3:08:58 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

This one right here. I've been married for 20 years but as an older teen/young 20-something cooking was these best way to look cool. Get good at a recipe that involves flambe-ing something for even more wow factor.

18/3/2025, 2:50:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Now we need to have a word with Ms Cantwell...

14/3/2025, 2:54:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social)

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Star Trek TNG replica tea cup.
14/3/2025, 6:27:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social)

To quote @mattdoyle.bsky.social "Georgi Minoungu is a PROBLEM!"

27/2/2025, 5:15:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social)

Fox Sports just bumped the Sounders game for a pointless fucking NCAA basketball game. Fox fucking sucks.

27/2/2025, 3:47:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Or we all call him out now and apply pressure before they draw up the road map for killing our families.

26/2/2025, 11:21:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

So are we calling fascist authoritarianism "the wilderness" now?

26/2/2025, 10:52:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh sitting in with ECS? Hardcore

23/2/2025, 3:24:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Love this. I read book 1 many years ago and loved it. Just received a shipment this week of books 2-5. So excited to tuck back into the Miriam Black world.

20/2/2025, 10:43:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Considering the number of MLS players that either came or left the league for north of $10M, do you think Obed's price tag goes up by summer, or is he still too young to garner that kind of cash?

20/2/2025, 5:21:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd like to hear your thoughts on AoT. The 1st season was good but that show is kinda... fasch-y.

13/2/2025, 4:47:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

I 2nd that... what is the diff?

4/2/2025, 1:13:45 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

You loathe the useless Democratic party. Just wait until Chucky Shumer is in the ground and people who actually want change can hold power.

1/2/2025, 11:30:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you, senator. Please continue to push back against these cruel people and policies.

29/1/2025, 12:04:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

What if ending FEMA is only about shutting off the automatic flow of relief money? Wouldn't the govt still have the power to send funds on a case by case basis, giving the power to extract concessions in exchange? They gave a flaccid preview of this behavior during the height of the LA County fires.

24/1/2025, 9:29:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Walrus (@awalrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Man that statement hits differently in the United States.

1/1/2025, 11:49:21 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view