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Okay, one more funny post won’t hurt. 😂
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Please stand by! I will get to you as soon as possible. 😂
Oh, the accuracy of this post.
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Have a huge party!
Absolutely!
Absolute insanity, that’s what that is. Imagine the MAGAs response had Biden said “The National Guard is on parks and Recreation duties today!” They would have flipped out! But, it’s Rump so it’s fine in their eyes. 🙄
Vaccines are so important! The fact that these bozos want to do away with them truly has me beside myself. This country is becoming a dangerous damn place to birth a kid, not to mention keep a child healthy once it is born.
Truth!
This sums it up for every fucking MAGA that I know! Just add a lifted truck and a confederate flag.
MAGAs: Rump gave up his fortune and fame for the love of this country! Me: Interesting last time I checked Rumps fortune was doing just fine, at our expense of course. But these are also the people that think he’s the perfect picture of health. Meanwhile I’m just awaiting the Big obituary!
MAGAs: There are jobs everywhere, lazy people just don’t want to work these days! Me: So, I’m sitting on a professional email account filled with application rejections, because everywhere is hiring and I’m just lazy? This economy is shit because the MAGAs just had to have taco tits as president.
This is the perfect mug! 😂
For real?! Like is there an alternate list? Personally, I’d love nothing more than to bully orange pedo!
So, Rump has been showing off the bruises on his hands. How long before the MAGAs hit their hands with a hammer or some other blunt object to match the cult leader?
100%. And if it’s a neighborhood full of Trump flags, I will literally turn the car around and leave.
Seeing some of the TikTok posts from people saying Orange Man isn’t doing well. It gives us hope! Please let it be true! 🤞🏼
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This!
Everyone: What’s your birthday wish? Me: I can’t say but it will be breaking news! 😂
Thank you! 💙
Thank you! 💙
I hope everyone has a fun filled weekend. I will be enjoying my birthday tomorrow with my fiancé.
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But, remember it’s not a cult! 😂
Now they are burning their Cracker Barrel gift cards, not to mention saying the dollar amount that is on the card. Like seriously if you don’t want it, give it to a homeless person in your town, or a family that can’t afford to go have a hot meal. But that’s not how the MAGAs operate!
I’ve never seen the MAGAs so outraged by a logo change. Their precious Cracker Barrel changed their logo for the first time in 40+ years and now the republicans are boycotting Cracker Barrel saying they’ve gone woke. Makes me giggle, the idiots that also say Democrats are triggered, are losing it.
And yet some still love him. Between ending cancer research and hiding the Epstein files, that by the way we all know he’s all over that list. You MAGAs still fucking love him.
One thing I have a hard time believing. I’ll be 35 this Saturday! Some days I still feel like I’m teens/twenties. But my body quickly reminds me that I’m no longer that young. 😂
I love this! 😂. Also my bad if I’ve offended any MAGAs. I was for certain you were unable to read. 😂
🤞🏼 it happens sooner than later!
The MAGAs: “Everyone has got to pray for Rump!” Me: “I personally wouldn’t throw water at him if he was on fire!”
That head rug is ridiculous. 😂
Literally anything but releasing those Epstein files. He’s an atrocious thing, even without the 10 layers of orange makeup.
For real! We all know Cankles is in there!
President cankles! 😂
I’m back! I took Friday and most of the day today to just rest my brain and reset with all the things I enjoy. My mental health is in a much better place. With that being said it’s time to go back to making fun of the MAGAs and their leader.
I’m going to unplug for a few days. I need to work on my mental health for a few days. I will be back and better than ever, just a few small things that needs to be worked on. I hope everyone has a great weekend filled with fun. I will be back soon! 😊 #MentalHealthMatters
I’m so ready for Taylor Swifts new album! I cannot wait to roll up beside a large truck with Trump decals, while I’m jamming out to Taylor Swift! 😂
This, this right here is one of the many reasons I will never respect the Republican Party. They say, “Good for her standing up for her religion!” I’ve seen sources say she has cheated on one of her past husbands. In what religion is cheating okay? Same sex couples deserve the right to marry!
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I would have never thought. But I never thought Taco would have ever gotten a second term, after all he did the first term, and don’t even get me started on the handling of the Covid pandemic.
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Do you ever have just, one of those days? Today I was ordering something online and my brain kept blanking when I was to the address line. I finally went outside to make sure I was right. 😂 I’m a week and a half from my 35th birthday, this shouldn’t be happening yet! 😂
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Texas hasn't received FEMA aid yet. The callous disregard from officials is shocking. I hope Texans remember this in 2026. Ultimately, it seems the priority is enriching the wealthy using funds collected from struggling individuals.
We sure will fight that last thing!
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Saturday morning coffee on my deck🌞 I’m sending this message out to all the 🍊🤡 cult members who are trying to destroy science in America…it has survived for almost 250 years & your little temper tantrum isn’t going to stop it now
For sure!
It is insane how easily a MAGA can be brainwashed!
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This horrendous shitstorm with everything Trump and yet people using food stamps to buy soda is a problem. Every last one of these morons should be fired!
That too! I just wish he would have jumped!
So rump gets up on the roof of the White House and walks around. Definitely sounds like some dementia is going on there.
Please let him jump!
He should stick with the orange!
I’m from a red state, but a very blue county. I was driving back to my hometown to visit my mom. Well, someone had a rather large Trump sign in their front yard and someone had spray painted Taco on it. To whoever did that, you’re my hero! 😂
If you agree with any of Rumps policies. We can’t be friends. Sorry not sorry!
Myrtle Beach, SC
I seen so many Trump Superstores on my weekend trip. I said, I’m gonna go see what they have that is made here in America. I can honestly say everything even the American flags they sell are made in China. So there’s that information. I just have the middle finger and walked away!
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I’m back! The vacation is over! Time to get back to the reality that we have a shithead for a president!
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Lightning over the ocean. ⚡️
I just want to hug them both! 💙
Officially unplugged! On vacation!
Times are definitely more difficult now. Rent is insane and buying a house is almost impossible. I can remember when $80,000 yearly was a lot of money. Now people that make $150,000 yearly are living paycheck to paycheck.
Yes they do!
This is 100% Decent people are disgusting in his eyes. But if you’re a racist or a pedo, you’re an okay human being
I no longer have Twitter/X either. But yes, he is being very quiet.
I’ve noticed that as well. I was actually just thinking earlier, “Where is Elon?”
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I have the scars to prove that not all chickens are “chicken” 😂
So, orange turd doesn’t want us democrats to have any freedom of speech. How long before he threatens to have the internet shut down? That would be a very Rump thing to do.
How in the world can these MAGAs defend sexual predators? Makes me sick to my stomach to think that they choose to defend the absolute scum of the earth.
Looks like orange turd is going to throw away the first amendment.
Being out in the heat today was no joke. Im tired, ready for a shower and bed.
It’s pretty disappointing that a man can get Viagra and no one bats an eye, yet they are making it really tough for women to have access to affordable birth control
I would never bring a child into orange stains America. Also you are so screwed if you have any complications whatsoever. But they say fertility is down among women. No we are just terrified to become pregnant! #WomensHealthMatters
Happy Friday! 😊 I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend! And hopefully those that will be affected by this heatwave will be able to stay cool.
Rump isn’t going to like the new episode of South Park. I love it though! 😂
I have GOT to watch this! Luckily, I still have Paramount until next week.
I am also shocked! (Insert sarcasm).
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Unfortunately, I was laid off from my job as a receptionist. I’m getting ready to go to esthetician school.
Very nice!
My day is going pretty good and smoothly. How’s your day going?
Definitely! I was looking at them through Best Buy. But I refuse to support Jeff Bezos. I’m looking into the Nook now.
There’s absolutely none of that.
If I see Trump socks, I’m done! We already have too much dumb Trump stuff. 😂