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This is the kind of joke that never lands.
Bongo appears suddenly soundtracked by a reverberating fart
If everyone who voted for/supported them had actually voted for/supported Harris she still would not have won. Y'all are the "Men will [do x] instead of going to therapy" but for politics.
It's sad to think of all the friends groups I used to be in, and having drifted from them, but at the same time remembering those who hurt me, pushed me away, or didn't even try. It's a two-way street. You can't be friends with someone who doesn't want to.
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
when a leftist says to a liberal, "you're just like MAGA" what they mean is "you blindly support evil politicians who harm vulnerable groups for their own personal gain" when a liberal says to a leftist, "you're just like MAGA" what they mean is "you were rude to me on the internet"
Being on Bluesky as a leftist criticizing Dems be like dealing with this dude
Now if only the neolibs and terfs would starve out so we can have a decent place
TODAY at 9AM CST, we are kicking off the SILENT HILL THEATER DONOTHON! Starting with the original! We'll be getting into New Game+ shenanigans, including going for the UFO ending. All donations will be going directly to the Kenosha Theater Restoration! And we'll be live at spoony.live #spoonylive
Dogstorm and Cat Viper before going to Wano
Babe, wake up, the new H H Holmes house just dropped
I'm so proud of you
This is stupid and embarrassing
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENOSHA THEATERRRRR 🎂 You're 98 today whooaaa!! @kenoshatheater.bsky.social
Reasons you should watch this tomorrow: 1: Spoons is a cool person and their streams are fun and full of good times 2: The Kenosha Theater is an important part of our nation's history 3: SILENT HILL 4: You can help contribute to something cool
Switching all pronouns in songs to neopronouns is praxis
Really taking after your bony husband on that last line eh? ;D
Fuck yes. Don't miss this. Shadow Tower: Abyss is a criminally forgotten FromSoft PS2 gem. imo it was ahead of its time.
I don’t have kids. I don’t want kids. But I still feel like it’s my responsibility to look out for and protect kids when I’m out and about. If I see a kid on a subway by themselves, I’m on high alert. That doesn’t require any interaction with a kid. I just have to be ready to adult if needed.
-whips out my m249- "Hope you like every bullet ever, Flamelurker"
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Liberals getting excited about Gavin Newsome feels like a person who keeps settling for shitty boyfriends. Like girl, you can do better for yourself - stop thinking you can’t do better. There is a guy out there for you. Look, your bestie New York City found a great guy and she’s had so many bad exs.
I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday. Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say “get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.
Carrot and I took her parents out to a fair. Then we met up with a friend of mine. Then we treated her parents to dinner. We had an absolute blast :)
Remember what they took from us
CHICAGO…
I hope they have the life they deserve.
What has his “excellent trolling” achieved other than cover for this kind of atrocity?”
!WhatAThrill plays right before the implosion
Good morning, the Democratic party is Center-Right and liberals are centrists, the worst thing one can be. Pass it on!
How about no former President/VP should continue to have services? They shouldn't get to draw a perpetual salary, or have a perpetual healthcare at our expense while the rest of us struggle and suffer.
Neoliberals are the fucking worst. Just unserious clownasses.
9 years ago an old man said literally everyone should have healthcare, for free, and online libs screamed that he was somehow unsafe for marginalized groups and these same people are now lining up behind a man who has nazis on his podcast and tells them they make valid points
The map gives me such huge D&D vibes
Using scarequotes around trans, and not getting that people's issues with Newsome are him throwing trans people under the bus tells me you're not a very serious person.
-grabby hands-
Trans People: I'm not voting for anyone who would negotiate away my right to exist. Liberals on here: OH MY GOD WILL YOU CUT IT OUT WITH THE PURITY TESTS ALREADY JESUS STOP BEING SUCH A BABY DO YOU WANT TRUMP TO WIN A THIRD TERM THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT ACTUALLY I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE CAMPS
Holy shit
excuse you, this is an adult male crocodile onesie! 😤🐊 #mgsdelta
people who style themselves liberals on Twitter mock Bluesky as a kind of left-liberal ghetto of irrelevancies. we style them as people whose brains are cooked into thinking you can have 50% fascism as a kind of moderation. 1/
"socialists" who get mad about athletes getting paid too much will always be sus to me. That's an extremely liberal-coded take
Every so often [ read: several times a day ] I stumble into a vain of misguided brunchlib nonsense passing for insightful analysis while completely missing the point of everything and it is excruciating If the depth of your analysis of why Hillary / Harris lost is 「 people hate women 」 you’re lost
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
Ruin any book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy's Roots
Burn it down.
I wanna know why this creepy motherfucker is constantly staring at kids and why people aren't just beating his ass.
Sounds like the psychic damage of knowing you'll be engaging the teaser and ascension has already begun
Okay that's a good treat to add. I'm happy to have contributed to your soul's wellbeing.
The far right: *does a bunch of far right stuff* Libs: "What is this, socialism???"
I'll pray and consult my gyromancy* for your soul *ordering some greek food
Don't. You're already inflicting enough psychic damage with Ascension
This looks so stupid (complimentary). I have to see it.
People's obsession with the lives of celebs has always put me off. It's like they've made someone else's life their own identity. Just.. no? ew.
Realism is not doomerism. Doomerism is: “We’re all gonna die, Earth will die, nothing matters” etc. Realism is: “Even given maximum mitigation measures, we’re in for very rapid social, political, and ecological change, and we need to mentally prepare for it.” They are not the same.
As kids return to school, another mass shooting has stolen young lives. Children shouldn’t fear their classrooms. Teachers shouldn’t risk their lives. Parents shouldn’t wonder if their kids will come home. We are the only country with more guns than people—and this is the devastating result.
Dems are so painfully unserious
Meanwhile, I'll be done with my work break soon, and I'll go back up to continue my 40 hour a week job that barely pays enough to pay the bills, and Mark will continue posting all day on Bluesky while his vault of money expands exponentially. Tax the rich Eisenhower style.
Dude isn't actually interested in people's solutions. He just wants to fight, argue, and go after the easy responses. Anything that actually challenges him he'll avoid like the plague.
My point being he responded to my dumbass post (my point was valid, I was just not engaging in the discussion) but going through his replies you'll see him refuse to engage in actual discussion, ignoring people explaining their solutions to the bad takes he makes.
Mark Cuban will sit on Bluesky all day, yelling at the dumbest posts while ignoring the sincere, intelligent, real responses to his terrible takes, and then weirdoes will hurl themselves in front of the guy to shield him from any criticism. Y'all, he's not gonna make you rich.
That boot must taste real good for you to hurl yourself in front of a dude who'll never give a shit about ya lol. "No u" has never worked.
No! You're right! You do sit on here making terrible posts and acting like the rest of us have no idea how to fund and enact the things we're fighting for while you sit on Smaugpiles.
"May have" doing lifting so heavy it made Tom Stoltman look like he only can lift a toothpick.
I don't know if my poor little heart can take that. I'll die, Spoons. I'll. DIE.
Okay wow that was fuckin rancid lol
But the best part about trailers is when they put the final scene of the movie in them! /s To be fair I was already kinda not on board with the movie cos James looks... wrong. I guess I'll bite it and see what the teaser gets wrong lmao
liberals who bought into commie bashing free market american exceptionalism thrashing and screaming like walter white in the crawlspace when they try to understand why anything is happening
Oh noooooo I am so not looking forward to the actual trailer now...
I don't get movie "teaser trailers". Just show me the damn trailer! Also I'm guessing the "teaser" wasn't very good lol (I don't watch those)
jesus christ
I mean, she has another album coming out.
Bring it on
I'm glad I'm not the only one saying this. I'm infuriated every time someone speaks about horror as if it's just some mindless blood and gore with nothing to say. The "It uses vampires as an allegory" part just kills me inside like YEAH HORROR IS OFTEN ALLEGORY.
This shit is maddening. A) A horror movie having something to say does not mean it's "not a horror movie" or JUST "a vampire movie." Sorry that you don't respect genre but you don't get to wave a wand and negate what a movie is. B) Horror movies have had rich subtext AS LONG AS THEY'VE EXISTED.
The left insisting on pacifism was a mistake. You cannot talk people out of wanting you dead so they can have more Lebensraum.
It's just the innuendo that horror is some sort of low tier, unintelligent genre incapable of being a vessel for deeper meaning stories and experiences and like... Get Out exists? Ganja and Hess? Tales From The Hood? Horror isn't some lowbrow throwaway genre and it's tiring seeing it treated as.
Like, I cannot stand takes like this because it sounds like it argues that horror cannot do all of the things mentioned. HEll yes it's a horror movie. It's a horror movie that explores black and immigrant experiences. Horror can be allegory! It often IS!
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon - Quite simply the best satire, deconstruction, and examination of the slasher genre. A documentary crew follows an aspiring slasher as he develops his own mythos and legend | English (AMC+, Prime)
Velvet Buzzsaw - The elitist art world is thrown into violent chaos when a ladder climbing assistant steals artwork from a recently deceased neighbor | English (Netflix)
Lake Mungo - The absolute creepiest found footage film ever made. A family is the focus of a "documentary" about the disappearance and subsequent haunting of their daughter. | English (Tubi, Plex, Prime)
Butterfly Kisses - A filmmaker discovers a cache of videos from a college student's film project on local urban legend "Peeping Tom". Easily one of the best found footage films next to Lake Mungo | English (Tubi, Prime)
Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum - South Korea's answer to "Grave Encounters". A group of ghost hunters live streams a lock-in at a haunted asylum. | South Korean w/ Eng Subs (Tubi, Prime, Plex)
Breakfast Club host Charlamagne says of Hakeem Jeffries: "I call him AIPAC Shakur." "I just don't think he stands for anything."
Paul Dood's Deadly Lunch Break - A complete loser loses his mind when he is repeatedly kept from making a dance audition he believes will change his life. So naturally, he goes on a killing spree! | English (Tubi, AMC, Shudder)
They Look Like People - A man battling mental illness believes he has discovered terrifying monsters disguising themselves as people | English (Tubi, Pluto, Prime)
I Am The Pretty Thing Who Lives In The House - A nervous nurse cares for an elderly woman while unraveling a creepy ghost story | English (Netflix)
Don't Blink - A group of friends vacation at a remote cabin when people start mysteriously disappearing | English (Prime, Pluto, Flex)
Pontypool - A shock jock radio DJ finds himself in the middle of a terrifying outbreak at his new job in a sleepy town in Canada (Takes place entirely in a radio station) | English (Shudder)
The Similars - Several strangers are stranded in a bus station as a massive storm hits | Spanish w/ Eng Sub (Screambox)
I don't want to repost the awful stuff in that Chat GPT suicide case. But I will say that Chat GPT should be destroyed, financially and legally. The data centers should be disassembled and recycled. Sam Altman should go to prison.
We do the work while you sit there on Twitter and Bluesky acting like you're doing more than we are. Fuck off lmao.
Some shaders and tools I’ve created while writing technical art books with Unity 🙂 #unity3d #indiedev #gamedev
No amount of appearing reasonable and trying to avoid provoking them will stop them from escalating against you. The only thing you'll do is inspire revulsion in everyone else: if you won't even stand up for yourself how can you stand up for anyone else
That's who I am. I wanna know better, do better, be better. I don't need to be beaten into submission to admit fault. I hope more people open themselves up to being wrong and seek facts and reality. It's a much better way to live.
Got a chance to fully read the article and mate, if I ever, -ever- get something wrong that tragically (again) please don't even bother telling me. Just send a truck right through my house and isekai me into a world I deserve.
All my apes...
I'm sorry for your loss. Rest on rainbows, little one.
The Cookening has begun
The next Theater Donothon is COMING UP. While I marathon through every Silent Hill game I possibly can in anticipation for Silent Hill f, you can donate to support the restoration of the Kenosha Theater! Every donation will add to the timer!! Starting SEPTEMBER 1ST! spoony.live