So, are we the pig dicks or the bags of meat?
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It's not gay if the other guy is closeted too
I think he had a stroke and kept it under wraps
Dak Presscorps
Jerry Jones is cooked
Hegseth's long/short sideburns wouldn't be code
Steve Ducey spoonerism is Deev Stüssy. I'm sorry for not breaking this news earlier
She's got a backbone too. Really stands out among Democrats
Murdochs going to settle the defamation case about Epstein birthday stuff so Trump can claim a win/innocence in exchange for Rupert getting TikTok stake
Howie Long: So really special teams will make the difference today because of the weather. Michael Strahan: Yes and I think veteran leaders will have to step up in the 4th quarter. Right TB? Terry Bradshaw: [melting into his chair] WAHHHHH, gabbledee goobledeee, hahahahaa! WAHhhblldbdbdbdl...
In the Adams era of bribery and graft: (1) No way Homan gets charged, (2) Even if he gets convicted he would appeal it and (3) trend of last decade is overturning bribery/corruption convictions unless promises were specific (Youngkin), (4) $50k seems cheap, (5) How many bribes weren't recorded?
Never forget
Murky accounting fuels the nonprofit industrial complex
This is my new ringtone
Every year they need a gadget to hawk for the holidays.
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I don't know how Kash Patel is supposed to be running the FBI when he's always on tv
her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY
None of these words are in the Bible
Gonna be doing this in front of Trump's motorcade for the rest of the year
Should be minus 1 pt if you don't even hit the net behind the uprights
Producer said "wear whatever you want"
Democrats are so committed to be radical centrists, deathly afraid of moving even a smidge left, regardless of how many people like a candidate.
@pablo.show What's the best way to tell you about the Ballmer/Clippers staff and people who used to work there?
Colbert and Kimmel should go back to Comedy Central and do back to back nightly current events in Colbert Report style
I don’t know who Ezra Klein is and as everyone is talking about him I want to know less
The market for these glasses will be cops
I am the leader of Antifa in the United States. My name is Kash Patel. I've been a double agent this whole time. That's why I'm so unconvincing
I hate when you hear an amazing live version of a song you love and then the singer comes on and ruins it with a "mnn Hey thanks guuize you're a great crowd we love Omaha gee wizz"
Shot of bourbon or whiskey in a cider is a nice little turnup
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Stressing me out that Milo is exaggerating by as much as 33% here youtu.be/pXRviuL6vMY?...
Closed eye vs wide eyed cuteness. Meant to look like eyes and a nose, not read aloud. I dont think OED does emoticons because they're more like pictures than words
Why did Melania dress for a funeral? WHAT DOES SHE KNOWW
Loving Melania entering her Grim Reaper mode. Just needs a scythe!
'Lifetime Learner' on the back/bottom tab of the helmet for all 5+ year lettermen
Has anyone written up the idea that we should just let college players have infinite eligibility if they want? Tim Tebow could be in his 10th year at LIberty by now.
Interesting policy combo to be at once calling a bunch of people domestic terrorists while also cutting counterterrorism funding
I wish this magazine were real and covered politics
If trump ever smiled pictures like this would look like he just finished a magic trick or is doing a little tap dance. Jazz hands
Yes
Too bad Sounders. Can't win them all. At least you didnt spit on anyone 👍😰
It's surprising to me that one of the richest men on planet earth wants to look and dress like Pitbull
What are they feeding him in jail?? I thought he was just a wee lad. Looks huge now
Yayyyy Sounders vs Miami Taylor Twellman:
the United States has a mostly grift-based economy
My Wutang Clan name is Endoplasmic Reticulum
at some point a cook with too many chickens was probably "oh fuck what do i do? this is too many eggs!" and then the angel of invention whispered: ɒƚɒƚƚiɿᎸ f̵̨̢̛͚̘̜̖͇͎͊̏͐̚͝͝r̶̢̧̡͓̘͇̺̘̈́͗̅̋̅͑͌̃i̷̳̩͋̄͆̍͒͒͒̿̃͝t̷͓̟͌t̷̨̯̻̲̙̖̹͈͊̃̃̍̉̀͋͊̀͠à̷̤͝ţ̷͖͚̱͎́̏̅̆͆͠à̷̹͚̬̯̙̯͌̈́͒͗͑̾͜ ƒяιттαтα
He's a menace. This wanton destruction of public property in the houston metro area must be stopped
Very different from refusing to make a wedding cake for a gay wedding obvs 🙄🙄
Watched a committee meeting with Nelson as a guest a few weeks ago and she was talking like she discovered and invented reform and the notion that development was too hard and should have impediments removed. Came off as oblivious and aloof, aka obliviouf
President's administration: claims of fascism in this government are totally unacceptable and couldnt be further from the truth Also this president's admin:
I think at least half of Baker Mayfield's success in Tampa Bay is due to Mike Evans being an extremely underappreciated receiver.
"evidence of its existence"
At long last, we are going to do a Sicario from the hit movie Don’t do Sicario
He couldn't find brown paint
The entire centrist establishment writing fan fiction about how Kirk's life was dedicated to building bridges while assiduously ignoring the movement-wide conservative effort to incite a pogrom against trans people.
If i were a sports agent I'd tell my clients to change their name to a pharmaceutical drug TM and cash in. >Rixelvy Johnson >Bob Ozempic-Smith >Humira Lee You can change it back after the season or when you retire.
I don't get why award shows rush the award recipients so much but let the presenters take as much time as they want. Are we filling time or rushing?
We KNOW he likes to make up numbers on the fly to try to sound smart and win arguments
This part from here crisismagazine.com/opinion/what...
Nixon started dept of agriculture policy to favor huge mega farms doing one thing instead of small farms that could quickly change crops and adapt (or fail on a small scale). Now we have tariff-maker-upper/xenophobe in chief and big farms can't change crops fast enough or harvest themselves.
This for me will always be the time i tried to write "NICE!" In the group chat but my phone came up with "BUCE!" instead
Makes more sense. Thank you
Found this and added the frog with where i think groypers might go. Read one article by Ben Sixsmith that said Groypers can't really be placed politically because they have no set ideology.
this is a good thread but I might actually take it further -- I don't think manosphere shit is actually about getting laid, I think it's literally about male loneliness, by which I mean, men addressing their loneliness via homosocial bonding through misogyny
This is a Scarface progression
Are NFL defenses allowed to yell stuff about ivermectin and vaccines at Aaron Rodgers while he's under center? "hey aaron! I'm coming for you like Fauci!"
I'd like a political spectrum diagram showing how far right Groypers are
Transpo dollars are only scarce because PDs sponge up every spare dollar. This applies to all cities in the US. They all buy armored vehicles and double their salary in overtime
As someone very familiar with your Statham impression, this is inscrutable. Perfect
Some dudes wake up like: Alright what sports can we bet on today??
Honestly kinda agree, but for very different, even opposite reasons
Inb4 they find out TPUSA/K1rk took money from russia accidentally just like T`m P0ol
Some flowers offer a little sugar water to pollinators. Sunflowers have more of a "hold my beer" approach
Oddly specific number
Even if the tackler went low he wasn't clearing anyone's helmet with that jump. So it was basically an attempted kicking
Also in context here he's saying as a policy NATO and Poland can get fucked by themselves, the US won't help them, we only help ourselves now. Real dumb non answer. "Sir, 'the homeland' isnt under attack though?"
As an athletic director of a small college i would simply not do these money making games where the team gets blown out and wrecked
I told my friend Cam that for halloween he could dress in all orange and be a Pylon Cam but he didn't get it.
As a black belt genius with very high testosterone myself i can recognize an impostor. This guy isn't in our club. We meet on wednesdays
You're most welcome BBW. It's the least I can do for all your great posts over the past decade(??)
Ummmm, we found some new bullets in the shooters room. These ones say "i luv Biden" and "kamala rules"!
Party Down
Met an alien tonight. Got mixed signals
almost as though this man had no law enforcement experience and should not have been (a) nominated, nor (b) confirmed.
can't wait for the fourth sequel, 28 Decades Later, about how, following the zombie-induced extinction of humanity, earth returns to homeostasis. narrated by sir david attenborough obvsiously
call me a wingnut but I think if anyone can live in and support themselves in the US, undocumented, for a whole decade without a criminal record, then they should automatically become eligible for full citizenship.
How could they run this story without saying what was engraved?!
Whatever Mad Men did for skinny ties, RFK Jr. has single handedly destroyed
"That machine...is called Palantir. Folks, allow me to introduce our surprise guest, Peter Thiel!"
Be careful what you say about school shootings or you may get shot at a school
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