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Azlancat

@azlancat.bsky.social

Kāpiti, Aotearoa Just See below

created May 25, 2023

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One thing I do think partisan politics do is make it impossible to practice what you preach. I couldn’t do it, I like to own my own hypocrisies without outsourcing them to a political movement.

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Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more? Boss: what
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@g3tb3nt.bsky.social

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I remember Alas Smith and Jones scene where they were saying they were terrified of dying of ignorance, they had failed their O levels lol. Amazing what sticks in your head.

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How can you plead insanity and at the same time represent yourself. It doesn’t make sense at all to me.

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Make that #nzpol

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Latest Curia poll # nzpol

12:41 Mon 8 Sep 120 Aotearoa @120Aotearoa • 8s 120 BREAKING Party Vote | Taxpayers' Union-Curia. Labour: 33.8% (+0.2) National: 33.1% (+1.3) Greens: 10.7% (+0.9) NZF: 8.1% (+0.3) ACT: 6.7% (-1.9) TPM: 4.3% (+1.1) PPM: Christopher Luxon: 21.7% (+1.5) Chris Hipkins: 17.7% (-2.5) +/- August 120 220 Minaria 120 08a0 86. National: 42 (-7) Labour: 42 (+8) Greens: 13 (-2) NZF: 10 (+2) ACT: 8 (-3) TPM: 6 (-) World news
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Photo of the works from space with caption ‘The earth being centered on Great Britain is arbitrary, so here's a map centered on New Zealand’
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Picture of cat lying down with eyes open with caption ‘Cats can hear 4-5 times further than humans can, which makes it all the more impressive when they totally ignore you.’
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😁 Remember 'tweetstorms vs. WalMart' on ye olde Twitter? Good times. Pre Dead Internet nostalgia vibes

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Beautiful, I love how the Kōhanga Reo generation are going to change NZ and make it a better place than it was before. It’s exciting to see.

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@g3tb3nt.bsky.social welcome to the temple.

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Book with words

Book with words ‘In English, we say,
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Caption: If you think about it gorillas don't know any bodybuilding techniques so we've probably never seen one at full strength. Picture: Joe Rogan looking freaked out.
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I am not sure but I do know things have been trending that way.

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Details here: www.roymorgan.com/findings/100...

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Latest poll #nzpol

BREAKING Party Vote | Roy Morgan. Labour: 34% (+3) National: 29% (-2) Greens: 13.5% (+2) ACT: 10.5% (-) NZF: 7% (-2.5) TPM: 2.5% (-1) D: July 28 - August 24 | R: 873 +/- July 2025. 120 Aotearoa @120Aotearoa •2ml Seats in parliament: Labour: 42 (+8) National: 36 (-13) Greens: 17 (+2) ACT: 13 (+2) NZF: 9 (+1) TPM: 6 (-) +/- 2023 election
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I can remember couples who dressed in matching 90s tracksuits, I always thought that must be love lol

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Photo of cats ear with light shining through highlighting the veins in the ear with words ‘Cats have 32 muscles in each ear to help them ignore you.’
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Caption
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Title Oh wow, a blood moon Picture 1- man looking at sky Picture 2- red moon with red bandanna and two hands throwing bloods gestures
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4 birds on a leafless short tree in front of a lagoon. Might be terns.
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Draw me like one of your French girls

Black and white photo of black and white cat hanging over concrete edge showing face and pair of back legs in the air
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When your #dog trains you #dogsofbluesky

Words- When my dog wants attention he gently bites a piece of furniture, holds perfectly still, and makes aggressive eye contact. It's pretty weird and very funny. Also it works. Picture Akita dig in lounge with tv stand, white rug. The dog is biting a chair.
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Apologies in advance

The meme is a three-panel comic strip featuring a character resembling Vlad the Impaler, depicted with a stern expression, wearing a traditional red and gold ornate hat and robe, set against a dark, medieval background. Here's a detailed visual breakdown of each panel: 1. **First Panel**: - The character holds a skull in his hands and looks at it curiously. - Speech bubble text:
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@urbanelevations.bsky.social lol

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Beautiful Saturday morning

Sun rising over a beach with sky reflected in the wet sand.
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On world poetry day my favourite poem as a kid.

Sea-Fever BY JOHN MASEFIELD I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky, And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by; And the wheel's kick and the wind's song and the white sail's shaking, And a grey mist on the sea's face, and a grey dawn breaking. I must go down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied; And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying, And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying. I must go down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life, To the gull's way and the whale's way where the wind's like a whetted knife; And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow- rover, And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick's over.
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I don’t believe in trigger warnings unless the dog or cat is going to die in the movie, then I am 100% for them

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Words: ‘Me watching politicians with one foot in the grave set policies we'll suffer from for decades.’ Picture: Character from The Boys Homelander looking angry and disgusted.
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OCR down 25 basis points to 3% #nzpol

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Picture of cartoon Joker from batman with speech bubbles
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First frame Lisa Simpson in front of whiteboard with words ‘Before was was was, was was is.’ Bottom Frame- man running away distressed with words ‘People learning English:’
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Such happiness, much joy

A cool thing about getting older is you hear from your skeleton a lot more
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Nokia phone made from what appears to be stone with a glass screen and covered in hieroglyphics.
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My prediction- National etc will be a one term government unless they do something about the cost of living. 5% increase in the cost of food when wages aren’t going up is unsustainable #nzpol

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Grim reapers scythe with bedazzled blade with words ‘The grim reaper if he actually slayed’
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Amusing seeing all the culture war warriors ignoring the real problem, people can’t afford to feed their families. Until this is sorted the vast majority of people don’t give a flying fuck about anything else. #nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3607...

14/8/2025, 11:49:34 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Follower, by Seamus Heaney

Follower BY SEAMUS HEANEY My father worked with a horse-plough, His shoulders globed like a full sail strung Between the shafts and the furrow. The horses strained at his clicking tongue. An expert. He would set the wing And fit the bright steel-pointed sock. The sod rolled over without breaking. At the headrig, with a single pluck Of reins, the sweating team turned round And back into the land. His eye Narrowed and angled at the ground, Mapping the furrow exactly. I stumbled in his hobnailed wake, Fell sometimes on the polished sod; Sometimes he rode me on his back Dipping and rising to his plod. I wanted to grow up and plough, To close one eye, stiffen my arm. All I ever did was follow In his broad shadow round the farm. I was a nuisance, tripping, falling, Yapping always. But today It is my father who keeps stumbling Behind me, and will not go away
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Tweet from JD Vance @JDVance ... Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it. Tweet date circled- 9:28 Sep 4, 2021
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Picture of man in an airport holding up a sign for a passenger labelled Godot
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Makes sense in New Zealand at least #nzpol

Black and white photo of Lin Yutang (presumably) with quote
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Congratulations :)

8/8/2025, 1:36:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Campaign Company also had Sensible Sentencing billboards taken down earlier in the year due to copyright breaches. Not the most competent campaigners clearly. Embarrassing #nzpol

Tweet from Philp Mattnews @secondzeit So the billboard was designed by the Campaign Company, whose general manager is Ani O'Brien, owned by Jordan Williams Quoting tweet by The Platform NZ O@theplatform Sean Plunket talks to Don Brash from Hobson's Pledge about the Hobson's Pledge Maori Ward billboard controversy. Watch the full interview with @SeanPlunket & Don Brash at theplatform.kiwi
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If they go with the tracker system as per Chris Bishop on TV this morning the police will love that. What a privacy nightmare.

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Bill Hicks

Picture of Bill Hicks with quote ‘The problem isn't a lack of money, food, water or land. The problem is that you've given control of these things to a group of greedy psychopaths who care more about maintaining their own power than helping mankind.’
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Caption: Bob the builder after he couldn't fix me Picture: Bob the builder sitting with his head hung in sadness looking wistful.
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Child from supernatural movie in foreground with Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell in the background
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So with our ex 2iC of the police up on child porn and bestiality charges, ex political party president in jail for being a pedo and now this, it’s clear our elite would fit in well with the Epstein circles too.

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Best way to age? Disgracefully.

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Tree in front of rising sun obscuring top of tree
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Top Text ‘Has Been Dead For Over 15 Years’ Picture: Patrick Swayze in a purple shirt Bottom text ‘Hasn't Made Ghost 2 Yet’
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Camera on wall 500ml above sign with words ‘Dance like no one is watching’ above mirror. Looks like dance studio
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Caption- When your Ma, who had absolutely no business cutting hair, decided to cut your hair when you were a kid: Picture- black cat that appears to have a bowl cut
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If they bring this chap out I’ll believe in their laser focus, otherwise no.

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Whatever you do @urbanelevations.bsky.social don’t do it.

Picture of art supplies with words ‘A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF ART & CRAFT SUPPLIES LIVE LONGER THAN THOSE WHO POINT IT OUT.’
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For us oldies

 ### 1. **Visual Element** - **Image Description**: The meme features a photograph of a hallway with a wall-mounted nameplate that reads
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Revenge is a dish best served wet and salty www.thedailybeast.com/killer-whale...

Headline Killer Whales Ram Yacht in Coordinated Attack OCEAN MENACE Will Neal Reporter Published 07.23.25 11:49AM EDTI Picture of orcas underwater by E Doval J/Andia/Universal Images Group via Gety Images Article Two sailors were forced to issue a mayday alert after their yacht came under an organized attack from a pod of killer whales. The French vessel was only a few miles off the northern coast of Spain when the orcas began ramming the side of the boat. The Coast Guard dispatched a rescue boat, and both people aboard the yacht, including one person reported to be 60, were picked up and safely transported back to port. Rescuers have told the local press that it's
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@expatriot.bsky.social you see this.

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Anything but the Epstein files, they must think we’re stupid.

Tweet from @rawsalerts #BREAKING: Congressman Frost is claiming that the White House is preparing to release concrete evidence of extraterrestrial life
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Caption ‘Hey, it's me - Pandora. Welcome to my new unboxing video’ Picture- Pandora opening a box (Brown hair wearing a robe, looks sufficiently time period.
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Because kitchen cupboard drawers are for hiding behind. #cats #catsofbluesky

Ginger cat looking at camera behind the pot cupboard drawer.
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I know more about New Yorks mayoral contest than who is running for mayor of Kāpiti. Without the local newspaper info is sparse, this will directly impact on voter turnout #nzpol

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Talbot Mills poll.

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Latest Mills Talbot poll. Left coalition could govern #nzpol

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Caption ‘When you're an antibiotic-resistant bacteria and you hear people don't believe in evolution’ Picture- what looks like a bacteria with teeth and mouth open wide Caption ‘[laughs microscopically]’
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I watched it on repeat a few times, just a beautiful thing.

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Picture of James Baldwin smoking with quote
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Flat Earther dies, goes to Heaven, meets God. Flat Earther:
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Picture of white haired European man sitting down wearing dark glasses(might be Anthony Bourdain potentially) with words ‘What a great time to be alive if you love dystopian nightmares.’
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@g3tb3nt.bsky.social

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You know who else made a really cool sub, and this one could go to the bottom of the sea!

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@urbanelevations.bsky.social only for classy af weddings I assume

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If We Must Die BY CLAUDE MCKAY If we must die, let it not be like hogs Hunted and penned in an inglorious spot, While round us bark the mad and hungry dogs, Making their mock at our accursèd lot. If we must die, O let us nobly die, So that our precious blood may not be shed In vain; then even the monsters we defy Shall be constrained to honor us though dead! O kinsmen! we must meet the common foe! Though far outnumbered let us show us brave, And for their thousand blows deal one death-blow! What though before us lies the open grave? Like men we'll face the murderous, cowardly pack, Pressed to the wall, dying, but fighting back!
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Picture of well nourished lion standing in front of Noahs Ark with caption 'shitty cruise but great buffet'
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Caption .
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Caption ‘I am opposite of artificial intelligence’ Picture- domestic short haired cat against wall Second caption ‘I am genuine stupidity’
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@g3tb3nt.bsky.social

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Thridrangar lighthouse is the home for me, only accessible by helicopter

Lighthouse on vertical rock in the middle of the sea with a helipad that is visibly the only access point.
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Picture - Scooby-Doo and the gangs Mystery Machine on fire in snowy suburbia with words 'And that's when Scooby and the gang realised that investigating the murder of Jeffery Epstein wasn't going to be easy'
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B+W picture of Sylvia Plath (white lady in her 30s shortish possibly brown hair wearing a white shirt thing)with quote ‘
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Begone accursed light #cats #catsofbluesky

Ginger short haired domestic cat with head sunk into back of couch covering his eyes.
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Picture with the following words ‘a malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing. muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.’
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The Line Cooks and Weed Dealers of a single small city do more good for the human race every single day than all the billionaires combined will do in their entire lives.
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Bastards

r/ AskReddit post What is a completely random fact that doesn't sound true but actually is? We've all kicked a pregnant lady
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Caption ‘When you're dead, but your cat is still bothering you for food:’ Picture- black cat standing over a skeleton in a bed with mouth wide open,
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Meg Merrilies By John Keats Old Meg she was a Gipsy, And liv'd upon the Moors: Her bed it was the brown heath turf, And her house was out of doors. Her apples were swart blackberries, Her currants pods o' broom; Her wine was dew of the wild white rose, Her book a churchyard tomb. Her Brothers were the craggy hills, Her Sisters larchen trees— Alone with her great family She liv'd as she did please. No breakfast had she many a morn, No dinner many a noon, And 'stead of supper she would stare Full hard against the Moon. But every morn of woodbine fresh She made her garlanding, And every night the dark glen Yew She wove, and she would sing. And with her fingers old and brown She plaited Mats o' Rushes, And gave them to the Cottagers She met among the Bushes. Old Meg was brave as Margaret Queen And tall as Amazon: An old red blanket cloak she wore; A chip hat had she on. God rest her aged bones somewhere— She died full long agone!
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@seaofknees_ Coolest thing I've ever read the.language.nerds A word that contains a synonym inside it is called a Kangaroo word. Malsculine Chicken Honorable Blossom Separate
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Caption:I'm sure things will be all better by July July: Picture: alien mothership flying over city covering the sun enough half the city is in shade.
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