writing “I love woke, and hate cops and good Christian fathers” on my huge ass sniper rifle ammo
music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons) linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
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writing “I love woke, and hate cops and good Christian fathers” on my huge ass sniper rifle ammo
I've never heard her say anything like that before, it's exactly as funny as you're picturing
apparently mom encountered a lady at the doctors office who believed that horrible flood in Texas was some kind of false flag and no real children died so she's been pacing around the kitchen muttering "goddamn... white ass.... cracker ass..."
obligatory "aaron poopar" btw
the ongoing situation with Aaron Rupar's mentions makes a lot more sense now
rapture happened if you can read this you are gay
I think I could have a nice conversation with Isaac Chotiner actually. Does he want to know anything about harsh noise bands
Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.
chotiner’s real gift is very quickly revealing how many powerful and influential people are complete morons. Sunstein is asked about his friendship with Kissinger and it’s pretty clear that he’s never really thought about it.
Look I'm not the man to do this but if somebody isn't making a supercut of Rapturetok influencers realizing they have to remain on this dogshit planet right now then I don't even know why I have a computer anymore.
CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,
LOL
they actually apologized for this btw I just didn't see it for ages because it was 1. on facebook and 2. in spanish, at any rate we can consider the matter closed
I'm sending a Politely Worded Email right now
both the big industrial music podcasts I follow have gotten got by an obvious AI song in the last six weeks 🙃
under normal circumstances I think one pocket shrimp is probably too many but if you're trying to make the best of a wedding buffet its okay to have ten or twelve in there
By the age of 30 you should have: -seven page long rap sheet -a negative post count -several long standing beefs with mods from Debate & Discussion
you don't tell me what the fuck my rate limit is. I'll decide whay my rate limit is. give me another post (bartender phoning 911 in the background)
(Standing in front of the Shadow Chancellor of Sexualities and Minister of the Gender Exchequery) Mz Stryker your complaint is noted. I say to you again: IF you are a woman AS YOU CLAIM- then surely you should have no problem- (a guard pours wet hair into my hands) WIPING THIS ONTO A SHOWER WALL?
ah c'mon man
SHRIMP CHECK: take a deep breath and check your pockets for shrimp
Cooking up some real bad posts to make sure I don't get raptured. I got shit to do around here
oh my god yes I was so good at this
Feels like we may be on the cusp of a return of one of my favorite bits from '80s and '90s religious freakout culture, which is tricking people into hearing music that sends them to hell
I remember trying to get blue out of old unsealed ceramic ... fun times
last dungeon synth stream until I go out of town
I’m not letting this administration move on to making up shit about autism. You get back here and finish destroying speech.
put a big hot pink chunk in it what do we think of this
all of these losers talk a big game until someone stands up to them and then it’s all “cmon I was only joking I’m just a little guy it’s my birthday”
please god let her try to cancel gwar it'll be so fucking funny
(visibly vibrating) it's probably fine
me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines
As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft
[only half listening] yeah I don't think that's true. I only take advil but I can name every Muslimgauze song in alphabetical order
Yeah but there must not have been much money in it
basically paralyzed and unable to do my tasks today because my podcast episode that I always listen to on Monday didnt upload for some reason and I can't do my tasks out of order (brain bad)
me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery
Enjoying the incredible responses to this. Bluesky never beating the allegations.
bro seems to have more lives than your average feral cat colony
it makes quite an impression
that store caught so much shit for being "hood" or w/e but it was always super clean and organized in there compared to every other walmart I've been in there lmao. people just hate to see black ppl having fun or something. anyway fuck painted brick I'm very serious about this
Shaun King called out to me just before I sacrificed my son Isaac on an altar to THE LORD, staying my blade, and produced a ram caught in a thicket of thorns behind him to be a burnt offering instead
see that nice red brick that matches the historical buildings right next to it? also please enjoy the video that gave it the name "bounce walmart"
failing that I think we should get in touch with every neighborhood tagger we can find and let them know its free real estate bc that shit is UGLY
hey if you live in the Irish Channel can you call whoever the councilmember is and tell them it was fucking illegal to paint the Bounce Walmart landlord gray??? I would do it myself but I dont live there anymore. I am 100% sure they agreed not to do that to get the zoning back in 2006.
what's the point, he'll just come right back like a bad penny
Over the last several years my left and right hands have taken turns passing the same 100 dollar bill back and forth, and I'm proud to report that thanks to this investment my net value is now one trillion dollars
So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.
that must have been such a good punchline lmao
taking bets now on what his next gofundme will be for
it's 2am i am listening to ambient music and i will never die
this has already gone on longer than expected, no way they have the energy to keep it up for even two more weeks
Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.
please stop saying shit like "real christians don't do this." Real Christians do. They're sitting there right now doing it. They joined that kind of Christianity with the explicit intention of doing exactly what they're doing right now.
Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it
they're bringing back the classics!
bring back the geocities websites from a guy whose special interest is keeping track of all the fake Raptures so zoomers don't think this is new, we don't have time for this
I just wrote a little thread about it because it's been driving me bonkers how this hasn't come up on anyone's radar. The right is 1000% targeting Venezuelans specifically as a way to gin up support among Latinos for ICE crackdowns.
boooo get new material
The hottest new club beat is Oceangate submersible rupturing hull sounds.
dark jazz, sadjams, occasionally guys trying to play doom metal on saxophones, that sort of thing
mans whole personality is just stuff he half remembers from between 1970 and 1995
I actually think he picked this up from 1970s horror movies given that nobody has said "insane asylum" in like a hundred years
i love getting free assets and making utter garbage with them
everyone has already got the explicit discourse on this covered so i will simply add its insanely funny to say this as the developer of games where you kill like. ten thousand guys
feel free to forget immediately, everyone else in town did
whatever she was doing behind the scenes of that show, I can basically guarantee she's been doing it since highschool (Grace King btw)
you can tell this broad sucks because she's from the New Orleans area and NOBODY will claim her. and these are people who say Chicago Pope is actually from the seventh ward because he went there once for some reason
You know what didn’t happen? Pundits going on Gab, Parler, Gettr, or Truth Social to repeatedly say “no one cares about this site, you’re in a bubble, you forfeited your influence, things are awesome on the site you don’t use anymore, so awesome that I come here to tell you you’re dumb unlike me.”
they should invent a potato peeler you can find
OUT: leap days IN: 278-day February every 1000 years
Conservatives are obsessed with paranoid fantasies about sicko service workers fucking with them because their entire ideology is based around abusing them, it’s like a class version of their fears of white genocide
Pixel Grip for boys (derogatory)
new Hatari brb
Titus Andronicus SPEEDRUN ANY% Son2Pie Donation Goal MET - LIVE
they're calling HIM "the most Neon Demon For Boys movie of all time", its gonna get 37% Audience on Rotten Tomatoes mark my words
last Haunted Chillroom before I'm gone for a week- dark ambient, drone, neoclassical, uneasy listening
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun 911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great me: so who do we call 911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
So anyway, now you see how the "my deepest and most heartfelt sympathies, let's all acknowledge each other's humanity" act gets you treated. You can't build a bridge with people who are trying to set it on fire.
loved this one on vol. 5 which as far as I've ever been able to tell was a fake band made up by unterart. never appeared on anything again!
is it weird that I'm kind of nostalgic for Out Of Line or Dependent scamming me into spending $20 on a remix that the other club night maybe wouldn't have
literally none of the Awake The Machines comps are in there somehow despite there being like 9 of them that were all extremely popular, so many good one-offs in those that I can't catalogue
2004 club hits list stalled out because my Discogs Autism has me hand-entering like a dozen random swedish synthpop artists that weren't in the RYM database and all my entries get held up for two weeks until someone else who actually knows about this shit can confirm it. I'm just gonna skip to 2005
one week until Cold Waves :)
welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)
i need to move to a country that is experiencing mass religious psychosis, violent civil rights erosion, and a hyperconsolidation of economic and political power among the moneyed elite. But I ALSO need it to be opposed in name only by a coalition of feckless aristocrats. Does anyone know of one?
I think I can probably just log off for the rest of the day. Surely nobody's gonna do a better post