Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social)
YOU TURNED BY BEAUTIFUL PRIUS INTO A NIGHTMARE!
The D is silent, hillbilly! We drink to the void & the cold, hard ground
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YOU TURNED BY BEAUTIFUL PRIUS INTO A NIGHTMARE!
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social)
After all the propaganda, lies, dishonest algorithms in Twitter/X, why don't people delete their Twitter accounts? How much damage does Elon have to do to your country, that it pierces the veil of narcissism? Easy for me to say, I don't have millions of followers. "Not buying Tesla" isn't sacrifice.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
I do love America. Despite being over the border in Canada, I have great hopes for the USA. But one thing I will not buy is an American car. Japanese cars are simply better, and have been for ~40yrs. Nobody buying an American car, unless they're a rental car company, has made a good decision.
The Random Janitor (@scottthejanitor.bsky.social) reposted
😂😂 Just saw someone posted this on Twatter.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
I could play along with the conservative angle when it was about guns & jeezziss, those are at least complex Constitutionally. Red state podunks seem only capable of voting republican. Democracy is wasted on them. A man can oppose me in almost every way & I'll still like them, but chickenhawk? NO.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
We don't hold car companies accountable for unreliable vehicles. They won't improve until we DO hold them accountable. It took half a century for people to get informed enough to not buy Chrysler/Dodge/GM products. How long VW & Nissan have should be commensurate to their reliability.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
In 1995, we bought a new Honda Accord. Plain, boring. In 220k kms & 7yrs (6 Canadian winters, stored outdoors), not one spot of rust, not one repair needed. 30yrs later, default warranties are insulting. EV's are my new hope. We deserve & must demand FAR better warranties.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Jordan is a flippant chickenhawk. I have a special message to those who voted for him, but I'm using both those fingers to type right now.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
The things I'm willing to do, least of all, lying to police & in court, to see anyone doling out justice to a nazi goes free, would make most good people ill. When it comes to nazism, I'm a reptile. There is nothing you can do to a nazi that is too cruel.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
The ways they try to kiss his ass, it's intensely sad. She's a former 'employee' Epstein bought from Slovenia. Now she has to pretend to sleep with a 265lb, 6' tall, diapered, bald man who is in every definition, an enemy to his own country.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Diaper Don rode children. Someday, people will have the proof.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
That was a total waste of Mr Hassan's talents. He has no business trying to make sense of the mindless grunting of the worst Americans in the nation's entire history. Some people are simply too far gone, and reforming them is utterly worthless.
🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦 (@militarynewsua.bsky.social) reposted
❗️Tests of 🇺🇦Ukrainian drones, on fiber optic. At the tests organized by the BRAVE1 cluster, new "wing" drones on fiber optic cable were shown, this UAV is claimed to be able to cover a distance of 50 km.
Shoeless Jym ⚓🎮👊🇺🇲🔥 (@shoelessjym.bsky.social) reposted
Think this team rename might be more fitting for what's actually in Washington
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social)
What celebs/notable accounts are on BlueSky now and NOT on Twitter? Why is it so easy to leverage narcissism? The things that Elon did, the way he skewed the algorithms on Twitter to his leanings, and who deleted their Twitter accounts? When it comes to personal sacrifice, people always cave.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
When he's finally dead & a human being is president, all our creds need to be changed. Every last detail. People who worked for DOGE need to be in prison.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that he's turned to drugs to fill that hole in his heart. He's everything a man shouldn't be. The fact he's married a fish isn't penance enough. He loves guns so much, he's been cowering behind them his whole life. People aren't allowed to be armed in his presence.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Shame sells. Blood sells. Miller is a ghoul.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
As do we all. Shame on the Secret Service who protect that scrub. They can't hide behind that "we protect the presidency, not the president" mantra for this one. They also swore to defend the Constitution. He's succeeded in one thing: Revealing how vulnerable Congress & Senate are to corruption.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
"more than a dozen staff complaints and resignations" Huge coincidence, roigh?
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope cooler heads prevail, but these people are daggering their own country publicly & likely intend to live here after Don fills his final diaper. If post-trump disgrace doesn't worry them, what of their personal safety, in this, the most heavily armed nation on Earth?
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
He starved the most vulnerable. He humiliated & ruined the careers of tens of thousands of essential employees in the country that welcomed him & made him most of his fortune. He celebrated jokingly. The face he was born with is definitely a terrible burden, but he crossed the line. He should go.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't, but far too many podunk talibangelical scrubs seem to think voting for a Kennedy is some adorable genuflect toward a golden age. Our finest died in their primes to gift us this choice & 34% of eligible voters didn't bother waddling into a voting booth to save their own republic.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Only thing I was hoping diaper don learned from Putin is, you don't hire an oligarch, you take his money. Just 'yoink', take every dime that reptile has ever made & dare him to take it back. Anything that'll keep Elon's ugly face out of the news. Ugliest mf in the whole bunch, even MTG.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Americans really need to dump the .gov & .us bookmarks & use Canadian online health resources til that ugly old prick is off the payroll. He's intensely stupid & can't seem to wait to kill as many of his fellow Americans as possible.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
He's said this, to the most heavily armed society on the planet? He'll spend the rest of his life hiding. If not, he should.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop filming. SWARM. There is NOTHING you can do to a nazi that is too cruel. And I mean absolutely fuckin NOTHING, in even your sickest nightmares. If you see someone do something 'effective' to a nazi, do your part. Lie to police, in court, to ensure those doling it out go free.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Someday, that diapered rat is gonna close his eyes & not wake up, and my one true wish is that it's via a disease caught directly from RFK Jr's ugly goddamned face. Frat boys are supposed to do time for stat rape & get DUI's, not run critical agencies. America, STOP VOTING FOR KENNEDYS.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like playing Red Dead Redemption 2 in Japan.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
I've always wondered how SCOTUS managed bribes. Congress/Senate can hide bribes behind like a hundred curtains, but SCOTUS bribes have to be super discrete. Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, Barrett, Roberts & Thomas aren't betraying their country for free.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a bit more morally ambiguous, but also a realist. There are 8647+ reasons to alternatively reject the possibility of "president vance" or "vice president Eric". Bongina's just a chickenhawk putting on a show.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
I got my driver's license in 1986. I got 47 in a math test that year too. Cue the Jason Bourne music & analysts typing furiously. Imagine being an FBI agent who earned their badge, only to endure that mirror-licking weirdo's weird homages to the diapered sow. Bongino give you an order - IGNORE IT.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
86/47 that's goddamned right. Bongino's just trying to lure people into sharing their wishes publicly, because it lets him fabricate threats from nothing & flex for diaper don. Total daddy issues. Bongino's doing what bitches do - they bark.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Spare a thought for those poor bastards working undercover for the feeb, knowing that that human rat Patel or that mirror-licking climber & pug Bongino would sell them out in 1 second to please that diapered orange sow. You entire life vs. a 79yr old adolescent's temper tantrum.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Watching that ass-kissing pug begging for his 15 minutes, I wonder if he knows who profoundly useless he is? His kids will grow up & learn to despise him. Like Ted Cruz' daughters. Like Laura Ingraham's kids. They'll see their parents IRL & inherit the disgrace.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Bongino is so ridiculously corrupt. He's out there hustlin, just BEGGING the magasphere for a chance to be relevant. I can envision his wife's relief when that pug is finally out of the picture, as she introduces the kids to their new dad. Paula, hang in there, baby!
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, that's probably what it's gonna take. Watching the hayseeds who voted "proudly" for trump, they ignore the incessant assaults on the Constitution, because they're simply too stupid and/or they don't care. It's only when their money's at stake do they care.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
His ugly goddamned face, his ridiculous voice, I truly hate him and every human thing he brought into this world. I'd love to pass on a sincere 'FU' to the secret service poodles who actually have the audacity to guard that diapered sow. "protecting the presidency not the president?" Bullshit.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine how stinky he must be. His diapers would be totally full. The camels would smell better.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Any of them who following out unconstitutional orders for that diapered draft dodger who called you "suckers & losers", remember, if you don't get deleted by cartels, when the shame you brought to the uniform is finally clear to you, YOU did this. He despises you. Don't give everyone else a reason.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
If someone without a badge or warrant gets deleted, do your part. Provide alibis for people, lie in court, lie to cops. Make it extremely dangerous for ICE to be seen in public. This is on them.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Not only do I believe he pumped his daughter, I think Baron rode his mom. Cue the porn-hub intro...
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
She's doing it because she hates Black people. So does the rest of her shit district. How is that fucker chauvin still alive? If I was sentenced to prison even as every badass's favorite badass, I'd still choke myself to death with a bed-sheet within seconds after lights-out. He's a scrawny cop.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they flammable?
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone who likes or replies to this is Irish
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA (@buckyisotope.bsky.social) reposted
The Proclaimers sing of walking 500 miles and then 500 more to be the man that winds up at your door. It’s important to note that they are Scottish. Scotland at its widest point is 275 miles. We can therefore conclude they are either 1) liars or 2) idiots that walk into the ocean
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm honestly not sure what I would do. I'm in Canada so my rifles are locked, ammo locked in another room, I have trackers in some of my things, like my gun cases, my strat, etc. If my gov't turned on me - well, that's why & how the IRA formed. Don't go it alone. thegunclub.quora.com/Do-military-...
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Used to be, it was Canadian Customs who checked you for guns on the way back in. Now it's US Customs making sure I don't have eggs or insulin. Spare a thought to the border agent at the Calais, Maine border who began barfing in his booth after just waving me through in 2018.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
These deputized civilian rats are bullying the most heavily armed nation on the planet. I wouldn't want to be them in a few weeks when even the dumbest hicks start realizing this is what the 2a is all about. When that diapered, golfing sow is gone for good, along with the maga mindset, they'll heal.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Invest in a good security system. You're correct about what the 2a is for, but a little warning, like a reinforced door, could save your life. ID them. The ones who are doing this are deputized traitors. Worthless. I'd lie in court to make sure you walk free, but you gotta make it to court, man.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Canadian here. You owe nobody shame. You're not responsible for making 34% of eligible voters stay home rather than walk to a voting booth, even with their republic on the line. Nor are you responsible for the FOX propaganda-duped hayseeds & podunks who seek to be ruled. They are NOT you.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Put me on that jury, she'd walk. I'd also buy her a month's worth of groceries and more ammo. This is basically what the 2nd amendment was about, isn't it? If those "Don't tread on me" and "these colors don't run" folks won't protect America's most vulnerable, they should avoid the spotlight.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
That is no easy task. Something that much bigger & harder hitting men have tried and failed to do for a long time. I'd been a boxing fan most of my life & I would have bet against Mr. Usyk. Fury might have aged - you know how it happens, it's overnight almost.
jacklarson.bsky.social (@jacklarson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
I would hand over everything...EVERYTHING to see Putin in a room with Mr Usyk and the Klitschko brothers - no referee. I'll bring them towels & water & little buckets for the little pieces. Compost.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social)
Looks like the gov't goons are getting bored with rousting sleeping women & children during their pre-dawn "Überfalls". If they'd rather be going Kristallnacht on...what does the Constitution they swore to say, oh right here it is - a "well-regulated militia", they're doing everything right!
Phil Brooke (@coast1909.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
If it's on FOX, it's a lie.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social)
If I imply that "Frau Lampshade" (Marjorie Taylor Greene) is angry with the very air she breathes, because of her appearance - does that violate BlueSky policies? If so, I won't do it. How could a bumpkin scrub like her be worth $50m thanks to insider trading & *still* be unhappy?
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
That data should be kept on a remote instance, access delegated by the dealership's corporate with only specific people permitted access levels. You may already know this, just my 2cents. The word "co-worker" irks me. Sounds too casual/random. "our financial manager" or "head office" works better..
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
How much due care do they owe you I wonder? Fat Fingers should proactively report this to the credit bureau. I develop medical software & see PHI as part of my role - including celebs & politicians. I would *NEVER* violate HIPAA - ethically or morally. I reported a breech once, they seemed annoyed.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
I was sharing with my friend about who has the most beautiful eyes of any female in my lifetime. Almost made it my wallpaper but I'm an adult in my 50's & that's creepy.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
I am self-liking my post because I occasionally put out doozies no one notices.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social)
Masked ICE officials trying to secret away a busload of shackled people, some citizens waving documents, to a secret airfield & plane bound for hell, if not for a news van in pursuit. Wasn't this the underlying principle behind the 1st *and* 2nd Amendments? Can we even recognize a 'domestic enemy'?
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
All those 80s movies where the nerd gets the girl & the frat boys get taught a lesson - in reverse. RFK Jr is what happens when you spoil a frat boy. He's a 71yr old adolescent & he MUST fuck off.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
FOX viewers are simply not capable of it. It's too complex. They need a villain, and a hero. These are rasslin' fans. They avoid complexities to avoid humiliation.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
There are many now-grown 'container-kids' who've been testifying to this for years. No one will listen to them, because how much credibility does a former Epstein-groomed child 'escort' get, if even congress can't affect change. If they're telling the truth, my gawd, the horror.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Fake news! You know he has a diaper! Someday that golfing sow will fill his final diaper & I hope they play his funeral on the Comedy Network.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social)
Three good things I can say about Russia: They had a fantastic early space exploration program. Their citizens tend to be well educated. The CCCP had the best f'king national anthem ever. Proud of Canada, truly - but our anthem HAS to change. It is as rousing as a dog yawning.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
The fuck does Russia even make? Maybe a matryoshka doll containing hopelessness, bleak & endless winters, WW2-level conscription, meth epidemics, rampant Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, starved pensioners found frozen in their homes, Ladas, copies of Rocky 4 that end with Apollo's funeral & Steven Segal.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social)
In the future, I suspect history books will look back on this era soberly & pragmatically & see it was Rupert Murdoch, and not the diapered, golfing sow of a president, who caused the most collective harm to the USA. His propaganda leveraged profound gullibility to a near-endgame result.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
The face - I mean, that hate-hat doesn't help, but that ugly face on that nerd is hard to look at. At times I try to reflect on that terrible burden he was born with, but then the empathy stops dead.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
My first guess, even without Utah mentioned: Utah.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
They should just invest $1.6b into making sure he .... bah, never mind
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
I got the boot from YT for alleging Elon's one of the ugliest people on this planet. So now I tread carefully & submit that he's definitely NOT the ugliest person on the planet. He came in 2nd. MTG without makeup is...horrifying...
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
I've never felt less enthused about the survival of our species. These mannequins will be pregnant before spring break is over. Democracy is wasted on people like these. They're simply unworthy. Maybe some societies are meant to be ruled.
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
“But no one in the wider world can appreciate how stressful it is to confront an executive order like this until one is directed at you.” --Brad Karp. Fuck you, you coward.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw, the couch-creamer is making tough talk sounds, lol! He thinks he's gonna be in the executive long enough to matter, which is actually adorable. Couldn't be just another malleable hick doing a humiliating lap dance for the diapered draft dodger, could it? Was Lindsey Graham too drunk?
Cap’n Watsisname (@capnwatsisname.bsky.social) reposted
At the end of Movin’ Out you hear him driving away on a motorcycle and you know he probably had to come back the next day like “I’m just here for my dress shoes and humidifier” *motorcycle sounds*
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Homan's gonna piss off the wrong cartel someday. His performative arrogance is that of a man who's been humiliated - like he can't fight or he can't get hard, or both. The little-boy-insecurity is boring af. He looks like he rehearses this bullshit wearing sock garters in his mistress's mirror.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does Rubio even own vocal cords? Of what value are ANY of his words? He's so goddamned weak, he doesn't qualify as even a puppet.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Do any of these 'vandals' need alibis? Matter of fact, I sent two guys out with used wine bottles to get some gas for my lawnmower, I expected them hours ago.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
If they all somehow get on the same page, we are fucked. They can swim, they don't sleep, they can fall great heights & keep on ant'ing. Every time you knock down a small ant-hill, an ant buddy of mine told me they 'remember who you are' - they have a 'list'. We are fucked, I'm telling you, jesus c
Travis comma bitch (@prof-hinkley.bsky.social) reposted
*Jesus' wife throwing a picture down on the kitchen table and asking whose footprints those are*
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody, somewhere on this very continent, is selling Amway door to door with a MAGA hat.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social)
Accidentally brushed up against MTG at the gun store. She wasn't packing, but she was tucking.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social)
34% of eligible American voters didn't even bother waddling down to a voting booth, not even to save their own republic. Most liberal superstars remain barnacled to Twitter/X. They can't even switch apps. Narcissism always wins. Some societies were simply meant to be ruled.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
, Newfoundland
Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ (@steamymac.bsky.social) reposted
Dildo
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully not his looks. I sound like a high schooler, but he's such an ugly man, and seeing him everywhere is ... time for Dramamine.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy hell, the face on that nerd. That is easily the ugliest man in public life. I get almost sick to my stomach looking at his mug every day. Someday, he'll be a footnote. I was hoping Diaper Don would take a Putin lesson & just steal Elon's money.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
If Kelly has friends in dangerous places, I think now would be a beautiful time to call upon them.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I hope he's feeling fragile. His kids might need that inheritance to give themselves proper name changes.
Baconator DJames (1970-2024) (@baconatorjames.bsky.social) reply parent
In the words of that dude in Silence of the Lambs, Elon, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!". So sick of seeing his hideous, NAUSEATING goddamned FUCKING face everywhere. Jesus Howard Christ, that is one ugly, ugly man. Like a pug that licked a lemon.
wint (@dril.bsky.social) reposted
Kanye west , you are hereby Guilty, Guilty, Guilty !!! of saying the N-Word