Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!! 🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me
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That dang ol Grinch done grunched it fer the last time...
hey, will you soon post about the breast reduction and the bikini easter-egg menu jiggle censorship?
bro these ideas are rly good but im starting to get rly rly scared
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oh ur in for a treat the emmental is awesome as is or toasted under the broiler on some nice bread the bourgogne one is so mild and good idr as much about the last one but it's likely to be brie-like and good as hell
he's finally gonna piss a lot of ppl off
Amish guy with a scythe working in his field accidentally cut the arms off a cloaked predator
sippin on unleaded
my name is Horacio Chikenzuhp
yea let me get his number for u [expertly flips thru rolodex made of cheese slices]
andou #strong, andou #beautiful
omg that popsicle sounds amazing!!! I like a corn on the cob
prolly still work there part-time
uh im also worried u might be my uncle, pls send credit card # just in case
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lmao
buncha busybodies, fuck!!
u have a really nice voice though?? take the turds outta ur ears, ma'am!!!!!
how much for a diapertini, barkeep?
remember when we had a 9/11 death toll a day for like a year straight because of covid. probably not cuz everyone stopped talking about it but its sorta insane to think about right
covid is one of the most researched viruses in human history. its fascinating and terrifying and understanding it helps us build a society that is resilient to these kinds of things but in america we treat covid like its not even real despite it being an airborne autoimmune virus
could see those synapses from space
really hoping this isn't how i find out im canceled
never change (in hell)
what's the big deal
nice, did u have any fair snacks?
how so small
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excuse me but how is her little snoot SO CUTE
BEAST
Every body is in life
OMG THOSE NAILS 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Way things are going, in the future theyre gonna have to design all building for babies. Won't be any adult buildings anymore
i go thru all stages of the vince mcmahon meme whenever i see a photo of her
i mean look at these others from yesterday, absolutely insane how pretty she is
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ur well gum! ☺️
what it feels like trying to find the bathroom at a stranger's house while way too high
she's my little sister, and my human sisters take these insanely good photos of her basically every day lol
andou #strong, andou #beautiful
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i never get over how handsome he is !!! perfect baby !!!!!
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injustice comes in many forms
toot fairy?
damn sorry but i need the ad money dawg
please 'like' my latest youtube video in which i just say 'help, help, help, help, help' for 24 mins
sad really
(interrupting small child singing) Yeah, i know what a teapot looks like, thanks
im guessing we're not getting to date numero dos, then... makes sense
trust me u don't want space rabies, son
sorry i spent so much time criticizing the orc baby's hand proportions
E.T. But with Jar Jar Binks. Jar jar laying down like a white dogshit in the mud. Jar Jar Binks Phone Home. Jar Jar binks bundled up on a bike. The world is beautiful
and now, the king must defeat an all-new 2016 honda element in order to keep his throne
i cannot BELIEVE glenn close is in the world or warcraft movie lmao
im guessing we're not getting to date numero dos, then... makes sense
trust me u don't want space rabies, son
oh for SURE
sorry i spent so much time criticizing the orc baby's hand proportions
these thai samosas look lowkey like wizard food
Behold! The nude ass of a chicken doth secrete a pinched, porcelain orboid
howdy and well met
also that she's calling u Katie the whole time
ARE U FUCKING SHITTING ME
I keep ruining my bosses shirt with my tears
using the keen eye of the Gamer,
Pieromancer
lmao
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lmfao
it's a "gift"
casting tuna spell
but actually they're just chocolate "flavored" chips shaped like footballs lol
don't worry about it m8, u should be safe from it over there
lmao
new #dinner option just dropped
fuuuuuuuuck
40-story fireman's pole
lmao
using the keen eye of the Gamer,
tonight's pizza must have been thoroughly licked by a st bernard prior to delivery
lmao
"Help us improve Google Maps" How 'bout you ask Gemini beeyotch
hearing u both laughing is sooo fun lol
there's so many red herrings in this show it's like being in a swedish deli
please check out my new comic Lex Sesbian i put all my heart and soul into it lexsesbian.mjjii.com/bird/
yeah it's hard to describe but just more vivid, stranger dreams
😊
man what the FUCK anything we can do to help u?
lmao
ur one of us now 🥹
reminder to avoid the discover feed: totally normal person soliciting prayers for harry and meghan (& their supporters) every single day of their lives 👍
HE'LL YEAH BROTHER
nurse pb!!!!!
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*nodding* health hair