Will someone please ensure that man is aware that there's a massive spider on his back
Welsh/Dutch bloke who makes silly games, videos and Photoshoppery. Friday night #totp botherer. Join me for a pint at bagpuss.org for a selection of my stuff. YT: youtube.com/@bagpuss_org Former CTO at WeTransfer, now freelance. Let's make something fun!
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Will someone please ensure that man is aware that there's a massive spider on his back
I wish Jalopnik would restore the photos on older articles because this is still my finest work: www.jalopnik.com/the-jalopnik...
Dear god that 'joke' was niche
We should invent a new internet that uses the TOTP/IP protocol.
Flashback to just over a year ago, when my mum sent me this photo of the blood moon.
Wait a minute... This sounds like rock and/or roll!
Wait what
I learnt the food definition of this word years before the bouncer definition and couldn't comprehend why a nightclub was being guarded by an unmixed omelette
I have miniscule numbers in comparison to you but this is also what I noticed too – after exactly six hours, you either get an explosion in viewers because it decides to recommend it, or it dies an instant death.
A quick glance at YouTube doesn't show your latest video at all (I've not seen it yet, I'm still half way through the ADC-1/Wavesaver 10). I'm sure that is different to before, where it would detect that I watch all your output and would constantly recommend your latest videos until I watched them.
Everyday we stray further from god
It goes hand-in-hand with the air raid sirens that are tested at midday on the first Monday of the month. There are over 4,000 of them spread across the country and look like three dirty flying saucers on a pole. They make a shit ton of noise when you're standing underneath one.
The communal emergency alert event that everyone in Britain is talking about today fascinates me, because in the Netherlands we are all scared shitless by a test alert every six months. It is also regularly used when there is a large fire or other situation nearby.
Oh it was the sound of millions of Britons jumping out of their skins
What was that noise I heard a minute ago?
Nice
I shall not be apologising for this
Philip Beer Glass
Oh wow I just showed my egg-loving Frazzles-loving kid this and the look of her face cannot be described in words, only in gif
A kind soul has provided alt text should it be so desired.
My god this is incredible
Extra points for the shade thrown at poor Beryl by the author: "She was arguably the first woman to manage a pop band ... who could have hit the big time if handled right. They weren't and didn't."
This is the most descriptive blurb I've ever seen. You don't really need to read the book any more, all the info you need is in bullet points on the back cover.
Yes, in this case the psu had no 5 volts, if I remember rightly the voltage regulator was unhappy. I fixed it and it all worked last time I switched it on!
This is stupid and amazing and bonkers and actually works on my MacBook.
Nadine Dorries wears this and doesn't see what the problem is.
Ok so it was listed as "untested" which always means broken. Which it was.
Firefox on the same system doesn't have the same behaviour.
Happens here also in Chrome 139 macOS, though I managed two lines.
Oh shit
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Strange. On web and the Android app it all looks good.
I can see all the alt texts from your pics from today!
This vehicle has the ability to pretend that it is driving in a different country.
I'm not on Facebook much any more, which means I miss out on gems like when someone asks if anyone with a signature that looks like a penis has signed for their parcel.
Me: So you fashioned this footwear for an actor noted for his wild hair and facility for playing unhinged villains, but who’s also an amazing dancer? Cobbler: Yes, these boots were made for Walken
ONLY 109 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
I appreciate the advertising campaign for Fage yoghurt explaining how to pronounce their name, because I had always assumed you say it like the first syllable of vagina. HOW WRONG WAS I
This is going to seem very random but I miss how the old bird app would have worked brilliantly for this: I’m looking for someone who can help me find information about how, and in what - if any - capacity, the Salvation Army might have been involved in adoption processes in London in the 1910s.
Ok so a typo ruined my stupid joke. Ah well, TOO LATE NOW
Oh Jesus. Apart from this, do you know if Molly-Mae a decent neighbour?
Molly-Mae on that advert sniffing her washing before putting it in the machine and saying "this really needs a wash". Yes, Molly. That's why it is in the laundry basket. To be washed. No-one else sniffs the clothes AFTER they have hit the basket. What is wrong with you? Why are you like this?
Let us not forget that Kate Bush was warning us about the dangers of AI while making Robbie Coltrane throttle Noel Fielding.
HANDSY BOI 😅
Ok how did you all do? #totp And should I bother making one for next week?
Yes!
YES er I mean BENDIGEDIG
#totp
I wish I could explain why but Andy McCluskey's name always reminds me of a delicious nutty chocolate bar. #totp
"Slow Hand" was written about Peter Powell as that's the speed he slides it over the female audience members #totp
RAWR #totp
Sorry, I didn't catch who this was? #totp
I asked The Teardrop Explodes how they dealt with fame. Julian Coped #totp
NINE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX
If Fred Durst joined them could they be called Fucks Bizzkit? #totp
HANDS, POWELL #totp
John Foxx, there #totp
WE ARE OFFICIALLY ON POWELL WATCH #TOTP
Everybody salsa but I prefer hot tamales #totp
Haha snap
"You touch me with your spirit, you touch me with your arse" #totp
Crazy, right
#totp
This made me remember when I was a kid I was very heavily into Queen. They were so uncool at the time that I'd go into a record store and they'd have Queensrÿche but no Queen. #totp
WELCOME BACK #totp
Well that was abrupt #theproms
Utah Saints? U-U-U-Utah Saints?
I'd never seen the video before but yes, it seems such a glaring and obvious continuity mistake that it is almost like it is deliberate.
haha nice
Shed Seven owe me 3 pence because I once asked @laurenlaverne.bsky.social to play Disco Down on 6music and she did #totp
Looks like it's been converted from a Realplayer file.
Child just commented that this Imaani song was very 'normal' for a Eurovision song compared to the stuff she has seen like half naked Finns and people dressed as giraffes #totp
Terrible Steps That Should Be Banned: a quick primer. #TOTP
#TOTP
Not my favourite Mavericks song. Not that I know of any others #totp
PLAY AIR YOU BASTARDS #totp
"I get blown all around the world" #TOTP
Got kicked out of Costa for trying to order one of these #totp
Is it #totp night? Or Bingo night? OR BOTH!
Sorry this just took me back to my school days when they divided the pupils into two "houses" and it instantly created war
THE LEFT SIDE IS BETTER! BOO RIGHT SIDE
More Internet Art.
This was a truly shit episode of #totp
It was an unusual collaboration but it worked
The Liverpool Echo knew what they were doing with this headline
Disappointed. Thought this was an article about sausages.
Well this is a rather wonderful way to kick off a Friday.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtNX... Turn it up, Jim Bob gets it - Art!
I KNOW Monet wasn't pointillist, let me have this one alright
This excellent pun is simple and straight to the pointillism.
I once started writing a game that used real-time images posted on Bluesky, where you'd match the alt text. I had to give up not only because the game wasnt much fun (it was either too easy because the alt was obvious, or impossible because it was bad), but also because I'd never seen so much penis.
Was filling in a form online the other day and thought this question was rather pointed.
I would link to it on BBC Sounds but the twats have blocked us Johnny Foreigners from accessing it and by the time I've fired up the VPN you'll have found it anyway.
Listened to this earlier, a thoroughly recommended use an hour of your day (or night).
Reminds me of something I made a long long time ago: avwoman.co.uk/mon/index.html
Jaunty Art 