jorts authority. head dude at bsky.app/profile/beermiscuous.bsky.social in Chicago. Free Palestine. he/him
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people with platforms and money can’t artificially manufacture the je ne sais quoi that makes social media accounts popular, which usually begins with being funny and not saying stupid or pugnacious things. either you learn that or you get poster’s madness. you can’t do it on your own terms.
to put it differently, if you want to be friends with the punks, you listen to punk music and dress like a punk. if you want to be a goth, you listen to siouxsie and wear black lipstick. your mom telling the neighbor kids they have to be friends with you stops having salience after age 10.
the answer to “why aren’t people nicer to me on [xyz social media platform]” is always “make better posts”, which is something that tech honchos and article-writers cannot handle because that would involve them having better ideas and ideologies.
it’s merely an encouragement mechanism to drive people to make better posts.
also why is ABC7 posted up at a Notre Dame watch party at a bar called the “Commonwealth”
As we've all learned more about the Catholic church since 1988, we have decided to rebrand tonight's Notre Dame/Miami game as "Convicts vs Convicts"
there's a scene missing where she mysteriously gets lodged in a dryer
one of these would heal me
they're calling it candace owens in reverse
depave dlsd
that said david braun had the worst time in new orleans anyone’s had since george w bush so i guess it all comes together
well it sure seems like nu accidentally hired fitz 2.0, now with a smaller buyout and fewer nudity rituals
why do all these look like intentional mistakes
good gravy
This is some of the hardest shit I've seen in my life
whew
i guess you still can’t spell citrus without UT
far too much respect for wendy’s in columbus to torch one. they’re getting into fights in the parking lot of a udf.
throwing short of the sticks on fourth and ballgame is always so funny to me
tom waits in the fisher king
motörhead in the young ones
he's trying to make arch feel better
Celebrating Lee Corso's final show with the full length "ah, f*** it"
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not if he knows what's good for him
you can't make me believe that they actually exist. classes haven't started yet.
it looks like it's being piloted by a toddler
did northwestern's offense not practice since january or
They don't care about keeping up appearances until it's too late to develop taste.
why is that golf tee piercing an aquifer
On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution. But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable
donald trump is dying in order to distract from the northwestern/tulane game tomorrow morning
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One of these days journalism schools are going to explain to students that doing both-sides stuff with human rights isn't the objectivity victory one might think it is.
lol who blocked you?
getting progress reports on my job from my toilet printer while i'm flushing
microwaves aren't any faster but hey at least we have hi-def tvs
the idea that regular citizens could navigate flying cars and it wouldn't be like a meteor shower over every city in the country every day is wild to me
who honestly believes that framing these sorts of issues in this light is helpful to anyone?
tbf we fucked up big time by not developing the mr. fusion.
"Spiteful pencil-pusher has his manhood questioned" really was THE plot catalyst of 1980s American cinema.
These nachos cost $2.1 billion.
throwing a "ballgame or die" ball flat-footed seems insane to me
the amount of extant cigarette smoke that existed in the 70s had to have been insane
he's gonna try to get cum town back together the same way he tried to get lennon and mccartney to reconcile
dana holgorsen engage mr.steal your girl protocol with taylor swift challenge
i have taken communion with M&M's and coca-cola as body and blood (youth group trip) but there's no way i'm listening to a sermon from a half-created civ v leader.
no danger of turning into columbus due to the presence of public transit
hey if i'm any indication some of them might stay here for a couple decades and become semi-model citizens
i mean hey it's bringing people to the city.
Ohio?!? The show's in Chicago!
saying this shit at the seasteading institute is very special. real "true free market capitalism has never been attempted" stuff here.
The Heisman House is being occupied by National Guard forces. Whizzer White is filing a 3rd Amendment argument from beyond the grave.
Fansville has been occupied by the National Guard. Martial law has been declared.
Thanks for clearing that up.
i remember leaping through the ceiling at my buddy’s place watching the lateral live
almost but not quite, bbc
i'm guessing jane coaston was too busy trying to spy on michigan's week two opponent.
ngl i thought this was kim dotcom
I can tell this is a suburban vintage of this sort of argument because there's no mention of "parking spots"
turn your monitor on
hell, he does all the time
RXKNephew did a John Fetterman diss track for $500 and it was good enough to be worth 10x that
"Death of an Author" don't give us ideas dude
i think it's fine, personally
i can’t believe that hat actually exists. i need to find it in the wild. also come to trivia tonight.
is that what i think it is
lol
If I ever become this blazé about doing war crimes my only hope is that a fraction of what I deserved would be visited upon me and that my carrion would be deemed unfit for maggots.
Krasner: So, if what you have is a group of ICE agents, or even the military, coming into Philadelphia and committing crimes—assaults that are illegal, kidnapping, unlawful restraint, obstruction of the administration of justice—they can be prosecuted.
1. Beat Tulane
In lieu of commensurate justice being done to these people I would settle for watching them saying this exact thing to a prosecutor in Den Haag.
all teachers do
he looks like a mr show character
This survey is very clearly trying to astroturf approval for a military occupation of Chicago. I feel like most of the people in Chicago would rather the brownshirts, jackboots, and such stay home, but that's me.
the military occupation is the fifth star
Just received a text asking me to take a "Public Safety & Crime Survey", and it seems pretty clear that some local politician is trying to figure out whether to support or oppose deployment of armed forces to Chicago. Let them know what you think ilresearch.info/7RFF
Seems like Intel is either: 1. Complaining because they got what they wanted (file under: "What did you think was going to happen?") 2. Attempting to engineer a situation where US gov't contractors can only buy Intel chips 3. Doing a pump-and-dump 4. Some combination of the above three.
why does this thing look like a messed up version of the video for "all is full of love"?
that's where the money is
trump could've turned covid and operation warp speed into rally around the flag moments but instead his base got furious that they couldn't spend three hours a day at the big box store and he started listening to them. the george floyd protests were the final straw for his chances in 2020.
But did you consider how much people who write articles hate spending time with their kids?
i don't think even the most seasoned anarchocommunist could have envisioned military keynesianism being this stupid
i like how you can’t really tell if mancow is endorsing or disagreeing with communism here
incredible post. no notes.
turkish deep state agent: go to the parking garage at 11:30 and Hakan will meet you with the briefcase eric adams: thanks. say…did you know the “hip” in “hip hop” stands for “homework is power?” turkish agent: you say this every time
no that was ann coulter
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I can tell my college professors that I'm using my theatre degree by naming my fantasy football team "The Laremy Tunsil Project".
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good afternoon
i'll admit that almost getting into a fight with a random tweaker at like five straight !!! shows was its own special kind of hoot but that didn't make the iraq war suck any less.
The aesthetics of the 80s stunk too!
i'm sure if my dad could have gotten away with charging me rent at age 4 he would have
we need to stop pretending that the 80s didn't suck major shit. quirky semi-unique corporatist slop isn't better than the minimalist thing we have now, you just didn't have to pay rent back then.