I want to fly in a blimp
I want to fly in a blimp
Itās not layoffs and everything should benefit me in the long run
Big messy things happening at work today!
I got one of the worst sun burns of my life while I was skiing
This is The Lord of the Rings rewatch weather
Every night Josh eats ice cream and then looks at me and says āIām coldā
Unfortunately I suffer from revenge bedtime procrastination or whatever itās called š
I want to be a morning person so bad
The flashbacks I just had
I miss when footlongs were still $5
My preferred way to be viewed
Zooming in to find me šµš»āāļø
Bring back studded belts
Hair body face
And āam I just a bird? Am I just a crow? Looking for something shiny for my nest?ā Is sooo @hotdogcouch.bsky.social
Need this Ashnikko album nowwww
Everyone is talking about you
Whenever I order fish by mail I imagine the package getting stolen and then the thief opening it and realizing they just stole 20 live shrimp
Yes
This is a lie I got more than that
I went to one Market Days party and all I got was my *** ***
Not me tho Iām just the right amount of smart
I think itās possible to be too smart
Wym I answered you
I was out until 3AM and then I came home and made a poached egg
Breakfast sandwich tomorrow queen?
Boots tomorrow queen?
He said yes
Me to my manager during my mid year review: āDo you listen to Slayyyter?ā
Both were sooooo good but I came out of Weapons a bit more shocked
Halloween parties are starting to get announced so I guess I should actually start planning a costume
Idgi if it can come off why canāt it go back on???
Divaaaaa
Where is the slutty outfit
I wish labubus werenāt so expensive and hard to get bc I rly want to cut them up and sew them together to make a frankenbubu
Just the usual green in the back. This is an old picture, but itās very similar. Iāve done most colors, but green has been pretty standard for me for like 5 years.
I love working from home bc I wouldnāt be able to dye my hair while working in an office and I love multitasking
TW: big rock shaped like a shark fin
Iā¦..
It depends what I did while wearing it. I just wore a shirt to the dentist for like an hour and Iām going to hang it back up in my closet. If it was hot out and I was sweating I would probably wash it.
Corny!
Iām so obsessed with him omg
I will never forget that she did this to me
Whoever creates spam emails is going to hell
Donāt make me buy another one š
Waitā¦. Mist is so cute
Everything is so interactive I just keep smashing through everything
It should be us*
Donkey Kong is way more fun that I expected tbh
I had a dream that I waved in the background of one of Joshās work meetings and it got him fired lmao
Ok Iāll buy it
Nowā¦. You might be on to something š¤
Sorry but I did censor one
Letās go to the beach with some pasta salad to take the edge off
queeeeen!
I actually canāt stop thinking about how terrible this popcorn was. It was a spicy powder seasoning so as we were eating it we were breathing it in and coughing and sneezing the entire time it literally felt like pepper spray. Did no one try this before putting it on the menu?
We were at the beach! I was thinking about them!
Idk they put pepper spray on the spicy ranch popcorn at Alamo or something
Need to start plotting how Iām going to get on a boat before the end of the summer
Just walked by a man as he said āI could eat that every dayā and Iām assuming he was talking about me
It was weird at first but after living here I donāt ever want to live in another time zone I love central time
I asked Josh what he thinks labubus would eat and he said āsmall animalsā
Wait this is so fun!
Omg to be straight at the navy pier Ferris wheel
Omw to the navy pier ferris wheel
*I gotta put me first gif*
We are providers ā¤ļø
I love walking into our office with snacks and offering some to Josh. Itās like feeding goats that gum all machine kibble at the zoo.
The driver on the right side! I would crash and die!
I took it out and I was likeā¦. Is this fake? Why does she look like that?
I know thatās right
Why didnāt anyone ever tell me how fun Fortnite is???
love island is so terrible I love it
I have one on the way! I also want one with her eyes open
I hope itās a photo of you jumping rope
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Would I be in your MySpace top 8 be honest
Beach today queen?
Sister is in town ā¤ļø
My job is sending me to Tampa again next month. What did I do to deserve this?
Again!
Need a Red Bull and a hotdog immediately
Fair! I got mine on whatnot but I only paid like $5 more. Streamers also do giveaways and a friend of mine won two.
Try whatnot!
Yeah
The way I was scrolling on TikTok and your live came up with you collection the the back!
If you get on a flight nowā¦.
Queeeen! Which one do you want?
I might be in my Fortnite era
When I was a kid my dad was always arguing with our neighbors and the one guy next to us hung a goat skull with a sign saying ācaproneā on the side of his house facing ours and I think thatās why my dad went cr*zy
I need a little purse to hang my labubu from
Not to me though I just want to go to a wedding
Hey who wants to get married?
You should do it
I was actually supposed to be a bombshell on this season of Love Island but I had to say no because of a scheduling conflict.
I saw most of it on the realtalkingfish instagram www.instagram.com/p/DKkFlUQMWP...
