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Right?? I remember regularly buying DVDs from $6-$10!
I've mostly checked-out of The Horrors in the news. Let me know when I should hastily make PB&J sandwiches and shove a few keepsakes into a bindle
Sucks to be a collector now, toys OR movies. Trying to bail out
Not sure I'd call it a hero, but I love the little scamp! 👁 www.ign.com/articles/the...
now we need a thread about how we awkward, neurodivergent, mentally ill etc folks didn't know something was probably a date
Start of Halloween season? Cool! It's also Summer Movie Wager Wrap-Up season! (AKA the closest I ever get to real gambling!)
Episode 5 of Alien: Earth hooked me, despite minor quibbles with the season overall. And as someone who loves canon-- as long as it works for the story-- this show is finding the sweet spot between pre-and-post-Prometheus lore (the classic sounds and music cues don't hurt either!). 2nd image = 🤭
Okay now I'm totally in
Wasn't sure how much I should dislike this guy and then he made it crystal
I should try it again now that I know. I thought the cup was just what I'm used to, lol
Okay so it's not just me! For a moment I was like "has this been around for a while and I'm just oblivious?" 😅
I Googled BoldBQ and NC BBQ sauce and "tangy" is the common denominator. I guess I'm more of a sweet BBQ guy!
[Spoilery?] When the critter put a bug in the person's mouth and said "bug," I knew I couldn't hate this film
Ew, why does this just taste like vinegar? O...oh?
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youtu.be/SnMyroAH0rg?...
Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027
On the set of BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
Friend?
When I see that someone I'm worried about is on X + playing with Grok, but want to respect their privacy
Wearing this to all film festival events for the foreseeable future
Read the whole thread. Don't worry, it's not another harbinger
If it is, lock me up!
Dealing with blinding ignorance every day
These are the kinds of urgent updates that I get on my community app. By the way, anyone hear a loud boom? I need validation, as I'm afraid of my own shadow
Stumbled into what may be one of my favorites of the year. Zipper suuuucks
Bigger thrills and scope than modern Marvel, and yet...
PB Crisps are finally back!
Ron Jeremy, best known as Guy in the Crowd from Ghostbusters (1984)
His character surprised me!
I don't normally post these in relation to what I'm currently watching, but I liked this shot and scene so much, and I forgot that I hadn't posted the hashtag yet today, so...
The Peacemaker (1997) - dir. Mimi Leder - A United States Army colonel and a civilian woman supervising him must track down stolen Russian nuclear weapons before they're used by terrorists. #MovieMondays 🎬
#NW the one with less dancing
my crew
Could be!
I think both can be true that... - I was taught that you finish everything on your plate, to a fault - People are incredibly wasteful with their food
I don't go on Bluesky for one weekend and seemingly miss everything
Well commish, I'm thinking it's Moon Ring Society from No Man's Sky 🔍
All the info I have: Anyone know what this logo is? It's normally a complete circle-- just an oval at this angle)
(Referring to the cat licking his butt) "Donk! That's so loud! It's like he's eating a watermelon!" HER: "Ugh! EW!" 😅
May steal this idea! 👀
I tried to customize Instagram to only show close friends and family, so they just replaced everything with "Suggested Posts." Broken app (or it's doing exactly what was intended 🫠). But yeah, dare I say I need a new social media... one that tries to recapture the "family scrapbook" angle...
The Night HE Quenched Thirst!
Anyway just needed to come back to thank Letterboxd for hiding my two main sections in the update 👍
I meant the REGULAR weekend. Not the extended, holiday weekend. Yeah! That's the ticket... 👀
Taking a 🟦☁️ break through the weekend! Have a good one!✌️
Speaking as a fan, not sure the prolonged Nirvana needle drop works, but-- Wait was that Jason Schwartzman?!
Wow congrats on your posts getting naming rights to a skyscraper
I think I was just blocked by someone I really liked. Ooof. Sorry
Give me all the sword and sandals with rubber monsters!
Late to the party, but this looks like so much freaking fun! youtu.be/GcVrttrXQD8?...
Cancelled Amazon Prime 👍
Be excellent to each other, and pump on, dudes!
Studying the lanternfly's "fuck it we bail" bounce ability for awkward social situations
Going to work after a loud, late concert hits diff'rent when you're not in your 20s
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2025 is a good year in fiction for inhuman techbro villains who show that they actually don't do real work but instead dictate their psychotic whims to underlings who carry out their junk "science."
That second or two of looking at the Google Doc before it loads more assigned jobs
The Social Network (2010)
This recently started happening to me and I would like it to stop thank you
Holy shit lol
#cats
Eat your heart out, Disney Adults
Thought her charging station was a bedpan, and I had even more questions
Enjoying Alien: Earth well enough but I'm struck by Smee's "Big" performance 👍
Sometimes my clickbait-fu fails me #gawrsh
This time rolls back with my hairline
I consider 9:30 my critical "Can I fit a movie in?" deadline
This movie is so relentlessly unpleasant, I'm taking a breather 🙅♂️
Watching Bring Her Back and I'm like "wait how do I know this guy?" Surprised that I retained anything from Kraven 😅
I was not shy about the fun I had with Rebirth, but the Honest Trailer still got a chuckle youtu.be/skJvrT40ur8?...
*a pedophile
Misdirection, but still
Someone made a Topo Gigio reference so guess who can't stop his bad Ed Sullivan impression
Home?
I hate that that fucker has the best healthcare in the country and will probably be a wax/formaldehyde ghoul that continues to dismantle the government
The statue sucks too
*Turns into a piss target*
Relatable
"I'm sorry boy, but it's either this or we cut back on fracking"
Just saw someone say that Henry Cavill's Superman saves people like a cop, while David Corn Sweat's Superman saves people like a firefighter, and if that's not a perfect summation I don't know what is.
Hell yeah brother
I guess I can accept it if a goon says it, like "Da boss man says it's time for their *heavenly birthday*, if youse catch my drift! Now get packin', ya putz!"
Heard someone call a death a "heavenly birthday"
Right there with you!
The End of the Tour (2015) - dir. James Ponsoldt - The story of the five-day interview between Rolling Stone reporter David Lipsky and acclaimed novelist David Foster Wallace. #MovieMondays 🎬
Illinois Gov. Pritzker vows to pursue Trump officials who participate in an illegal National Guard deployment to Chicago: "If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
Well he IS kinda a snack 💅
Tell them you interpret it as 6-7 hugs and watch that trend vanish
