*Abe Simpson walking into and immediately leaving the cabaret upon seeing Bart meme* Me opening bsky today ✨
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*Abe Simpson walking into and immediately leaving the cabaret upon seeing Bart meme* Me opening bsky today ✨
As they SHOULD HAVE lol
Taylor. Ham.
As of last week, 16 states were requiring prescriptions for the COVID vaccine. The situation is still fluid, but several states have issued standing orders that make it available to anyone, without prescriptions: Massachusetts, Colorado, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, and Washington.
Okay, so my doc called and said they won't know about COVID booster availability until after the 19th, so they're going to try to send a script over to my pharmacy so I can get vax'd there. Real cool system we have here now. Jumping through hoops to get a thing I literally got for free a year ago.
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“Oh hey, what’s that? You’re a stroke risk and would really like to get boosted sooner than later? Noted! We’ll call you when it’s available! ….no, yeah no we don’t know when that’ll be. Have a nice dayyyyyy!!”
“Hey bud! This is your PCP’s office calling! You know how we emailed you to schedule a flu shot and updated COVID booster a few weeks ago and you made the app? Well.. now the COVID booster is only for people over 65, so we gotta cancel. Sooooooorrrryyyyyy”
"I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people" ass moment of history.
It's a shitty little bargain with the devil, since so many people literally don't care unless there's something in it for them personally. I remember tabling for bat conservation and a guy, to my face, after I explained that the bats are dying, said, "Yeah, but what about me? Why should *I* care?"
Remember kids, there are some really cool benefits when your friends, who are huge nerds, marry each other. 1. They ask you to officiate the wedding and you cry a lot at the joy and love of it all. 2. The dinner plans for the night before the wedding are a trip to motherfucking MEDIEVAL TIMES!!!!
1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas
I thought walkable cities were fascist? Or is it just good character building for my nephew to walk through his sidewalk-less neighborhood and a 6 lane thoroughfare to get to school?
my copy of the Vinegar Syndrome release of Street Trash probably grants me better access to "he/they" than those two, to be completely honest.
I could have also gone with C.H.U.D. x Cure lol
I'm nonbinary* *my bluray shelf contains both Fire Walk With Me AND Robocop
Nobody who voted to confirm RFK is fit to hold public office
I want one of these so baddddddddd. I want to read books and scribble notes. One day.. One day..
The no wipe guy did that too!! I know Planet Fitness is not the place to expect impeccable behavior, but like woof. lol
God morning gym people are wild lol Watched someone do rows ON the WEIGHT RACK. Had to work around a guy doing CrossFit across 5 machines. Followed an old guy who won’t wipe down a single piece of equipment. Followed an old lady who ONLY wipes equipment BEFORE she uses it. What are we doing folks?
Okay, what company got hacked? I’ve gotten 5 crypto scam texts in the last few hours.
Man, good thing scientists were researching how offshore wind might affect the health of whales! That kind of research would settle those concerns for sure! Certainly an admin that cares about whales wouldn’t cut funding to those exact projects! They care about the whales! They would never! /s
Carly Pearce just came on and the boy at the counter retched as the girl in the back started singing. “I feel like you don’t appreciate me”
The push and pull of coworker relations shows its strain as we transition from Fade Into You to For Whom The Bell Tolls on the employee run playlist of this pizza shop.
Total: $12 short of the weed number My mechanic had the best excuse to upcharge me and didn’t take it. Can he even be trusted??
Love hanging out and waiting to see if this mechanic visit will clear me out completely or not. 😇
News to me!
Incredibly good thread (scroll up) about Haring from an expert:
Cheezits are a worthy substitute for the hard days
Sure, the originally aired ending was an incredibly profound piece of television and The End Of Evangelion is breathtakingly animated and a truly thought provoking piece of cinema, but have you considered what would happen if we gave Shinji a girlfriend?
This is why boxed Mac n Cheese exists. A tiny victory against depression in a box. I keep one behind emergency glass in my kitchen.
I have not eaten ice cream in a year. I deserve this.
“I’m gonna bike to the office and pack my stuff and move what I need to to my new space!” *ten miles later* “I’m gonna go get ice cream and go home cause fuck this!”
After years of failed attempts, I think I have finally got my head around Hollow Knight enough to get past the second area! I love Metroidvanias, but I’ve never been amazing at HK’s twitchy, souls-like vibe. Turns out u get good when u learn to love the stress pangs every time an enemy attacks. lol
dog comic
Does she have a weird little vehicle? I be she has a weird little vehicle.
beans
They don’t want you to know the real difference between a “free range” and a “cage-free” daughter
“Men Stop Salivating For An Excuse To Punch A Woman 2025”
share one of your favorite moments from a HORROR film or TV 🎥 📺 🖤 *BOOM* *SMACK* *SLAM* (Tobe you didn’t need to go that hard on the sound design.)
An amazing hairdresser, an honestly way too much gym routine, and being taken off SSRIs due to health concerns that have also contributed to the gym motivation. lol ✌️ Just wait til the look is complete with a bolo tie, green floral shirt, and black suit!
Thank you ahhh 😇 The hair will fade out by October (ideally) to a more pastel shade to match the floral arrangements at a wedding I’m officiating lol (With a bonus cute and slutty selfie cause I do love this hair so much ✨)
Alt text: batboi looks up and to the right in the bathroom mirror wall, one finger to their chin, one hand holding phone. They wear a liberty graphics mushroom shirt that’s WAY TOO BIG but it’s sleeveless and cute. Their hair is part red, part green, split down the middle and shaved into a mullet.
I will be dressing much cuter but I wanted to show off the new colorful locks!! 🖤
Going out TONIGHT to BE SOCIAL cause I was INVITED OUT but I kinda have a TUMMY ACHE so please PRAY FOR MY TUMMY 😤😤😤
All you're missing is a nice hot cuppa coffee!
I'm still here b/c I could sit in a room with someone who cared. I cannot fathom the loneliness of someone who feels they need to talk to a chatbot for therapy (or have been told they should). We've failed our fellow humans by creating a system where everyone can't just talk to a person. (final)
I knew that if ANOTHER part of my life was in my fucking phone, it was over. I was privileged enough to be able to afford the insane prices to see a human being and get my life together. I'm still not there, but I'm leaps and bounds better than two years ago. I finally feel OKAY. (4/5)
I had move very far from home. I had no close friends yet. Everyone I knew and cared for and who cared for me "lived" in my phone. My connection to humanity was on instagram and bsky and text messages. It was 2023. The world was still trying crawl out of the pandemic. I was so fucking alone (3/5)
It turned out that my insurance would not cover in person therapy. They completely covered virtual appointments, but in person would cost me $125 a week. I hit my deductible seeing my therapist by August. I could not bear to do therapy on my phone. (2/5)
With all of the stories in the news concerning people using ChatGPT as a therapist, I think back to two years ago when I was in active crisis. I was weapons grade lonely. I wanted to kms. I felt alone and lost and tired. So I finally went to find a therapist. (1/5)
In order to run for any office, you first need to successfully turn off motion smoothing on a television.
"Sir, before you can officially be added to the ballot, I must ask you the following question: What do I mean when I say someone has 'Rizz?'"
All candidates must be able to save a word document as a pdf and attach it to an email.
In order to run for any office, you first need to successfully turn off motion smoothing on a television.
Something has to give with the gerontocracy. The world changed massively post-9/11 (related to and unrelated to said event), politically, technologically, and sociologically. I think anyone pushing EIGHTY is fundamentally unfit to handle the modern landscape of anything, let alone the government.
One guy made that "Will Smith eating pasta" nightmare video two years ago and now we all have to suffer through, "NO BUT THE AI NOW IS SO GOOD IT CAN RENDER PASTA EATING TRUST ME BRO LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK PLEASE LOOK"
Yeah, the comments on that post suck, too. Not a lot of comments critical of the post itself weirdly enough (it IS insta), but plenty of people complaining about the complaints. And the bummer is the number of people I saw saying like, "If Tom is embracing AI, it must be good for the industry!"
Oh come on :( You'r known for making real shit out of paper mache and cocktail shrimp. Why this, Tom??
I'm always up for it! www.forbes.com/sites/braedo...
Our inaction to protect kids in schools and churches and daily life, because guns are more important than their lives, has fucked entire generations. It feels like school shootings and the fact that we have changed nothing to prevent them, is now the major thing breeding more school shootings.
Oh, the vibes today are RANCID rancid.
I've started properly shaving again after years of letting a scraggly dusting of dysphoria beard live on my face (hooray for getting my jawline back!), but I maybe forgot how to do this right.... I'm breakout city over here. ughhhhhhhh.
The fact the black trousers are like a white blend kinda deal. Hurts my western goth soul. lol
I thought I hallucinated that O’Reilly segment!! Idk why that’s not reposted every time he shows his stupid face.
The guy who joined a camera crew to stalk Amanda Terkel while she was off the clock on vacation and recorded a stereotype-laden, leering segment in NYC's Chinatown for 'The O'Reilly Factor' is never beating the irredeemable racist shitheel allegations.
JUDGEMENT DAY, originally published in 1953. Comic Code Administrator Judge Charles Murphy rejected this story because the astronaut was Black. William Gaines, EC’s publisher, ran the story anyway. Art by Joe Orlando. 👩🏿🚀✨
I’ve gotten those before! Definitely need to try them again now that my sizes have leveled out more.
I just want jeans that cover my hips and people to not be massacred regularly. It’s not so much to ask!!
I know why it is the case, but the fact that no one with any ounce of power on the liberal left will engage with the fact our president uses Palestinian as a SLUR is still fucking WILD.
mist on the river this morning
They did some real big brain thinking when they came up with the "distract them from the harmful thing you wanted to do by doing another thing you wanted to do to distract from the thing you wanted to do" on loop for months on end strategy.
That's a real fucking weird comment to make there, dude. You should consider never fucking doing that again, cause it's fucking weird. Fucking weirdo.
youtube.com/shorts/kO-E7...
Huh, wonder what happened to the funding that was going towards projects to figure out if this is true or not....
I’m crossing the rubicon of “I’ve lost enough weight that all of my old clothes are too big and look awful on me” into the wild waters of “I have lost enough weight that my old clothes look good on me in a cute oversized look way” and that’s kinda neat!
If DC was as dangerous for as long as Miller & Co are claiming, how come every single 8th grade class in the Northeastern US visits the Capital with no more security than Ms. Smith’s “take no shit” attitude, the school guidance counselor, and three parents?
Program outputs “Hello World!” Some fucking idiot: THE SINGULARITY IS HERE
I programmed this computer to say “ouchie!” when you drop it. Is this proof that computers can FEEL?????
Oh, shit, bonus point! Have you ever become a regular at a local coffee shop? Where they know your order or name or seem really excited to see you? Like you’re a part of a community? Yeah, that part rocks too ✨
Why does these type of liberal love using pithy little nicknames and rhymes so much? If you're serious about this administration enacting a fascist takeover of the country, idk why are we doing a "Let's Go Brandon" about it? Just call em fascists!!
FYI, basically every local coffee spot will have a Pumpkin Spice Latte. It will probably taste way better, your money will support a local business, and honestly it probably won't be THAT much more expensive. And, usually, it won't go towards funding fucking a genocide.
It’ll be fine, however, currently, not a great time. lol
Isn’t nature neat!? ✨🦇
(Unfortunately, the one in my bed this weekend was the human kind and I have been doing laundry all day… every day.. since Sunday.. and we have an exterminator coming… oh god I have so many books… I’m afraid of leaving the house for fear of spreading it…)
Did you know that human bedbugs are related to bat bugs and can often be mistaken for each other? Sometimes a bedbug found in your house may actually be spillover from a bat colony living in the attic! If you think you found a bedbug, it’s important to get it ID’d by a pro!
“…without fear of being cancelled” It kind of ruins your argument that trans rights are electorally toxic if it’s framed that way? 1. No one really gets cancelled 2. The people who HAVE angered the majority If you’re cancelled for this, maybe YOUR opinion is the electorally toxic stance, buddy.
Every time some loser tells GRRM to his face that he's "old and fat and going to die soon, so finish the book," he opens a little notebook titled "months to delay the book release" and adds a new tick mark. The book contains many tick marks.
Most underrated TDEP track
I was dying at the office trying to finish this bat call vetting, but then the opening riff to Honeysuckle by The Dillinger Escape Plan came blasting through the airpods and I LIVE ONCE MORE
💀 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🦇 @garbagesauce.bsky.social
Real cool that the country had turned into one big abusive household where one of the parents just straight up refuses to do anything about the harm being done by the other parent. Love living through that dynamic again. Comfy. Familiar.
I'm watching Robodoc in the background as I work today and besides it being a fantastic little miniseries/documentary, it is such a mood lifter to hear Paul Verhoeven talk in his silly little Dutch accent. He just loves "da moveesh" <3
It would be very cool if people who a) like the idea of free online tax filing that is not a bait-and-switch from a private vendor and b) support an innovative tool that users loved, would respond to these surveys. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-death-...
Happy Friday
And it isn’t even actually reducing crime!!!!