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Bert Vanderbauwhede

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created July 3, 2023

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Profile picture Bert Vanderbauwhede (@batlock666.bsky.social) reply parent

Close. Marsh is a regular guest on the God Awful Movies podcast by the same guys.

4/9/2025, 12:39:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 11:19:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

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#Synthwave

3/9/2025, 6:00:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably took several minutes to warm up.

3/9/2025, 5:58:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you imagine if it had been Christmas?

2/9/2025, 9:44:35 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think I'm having a boreout. Trying to stir a ton of shit at work.

2/9/2025, 8:55:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck the breakfast club. Pump up the volume. #GenerationX

2/9/2025, 6:44:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

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#Synthwave

1/9/2025, 6:53:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

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#Synthwave

30/8/2025, 7:44:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

29/8/2025, 6:15:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

28/8/2025, 6:39:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John (@johngoodman.bsky.social) reposted

realistic Star Trek

A comic on the bridge from Star Trek the Next Generation. Picard: COMMANDER DATA, PLEASE IDENTIFY THAT ROMULAN VESSEL. Data: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA CAPTAIN! IDENTIFYING A VESSEL IS A GREAT PLACE TO START - IN ANY TACTICAL OR STRATEGIC OUTER SPACE SITUATION. THIS VESSEL APPEARS TO BE A 23rd CENTURY KLINGON BIRD OF PREY! 🚀🦅✨ Picard: ARE YOU SURE? LIKE I SAID WE'RE... PRETTY SURE IT'S ROMULAN. Data: ... Data: OF COURSE! SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT! ON CLOSER EXAMINATION IT'S A ROMULAN VESSEL! CAN I RECOMMEND SOME SOONG™ BRAND PRODUCTS THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT? Picard cradles his face in his hand in a gesture of frustration. Data: DID I MENTION THE PLIGHT OF OPRESSED WHITES IN SOUTH AFRICA?
26/8/2025, 5:23:27 PM | 6468 2506 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

27/8/2025, 5:24:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

26/8/2025, 5:39:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tyranny is when you can't ride in a boat for fear of having hundreds of pounds of shit dumped on you.

25/8/2025, 1:39:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tyranny is when you can't walk outside and go buy a box of wine.

25/8/2025, 1:35:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

25/8/2025, 6:59:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel sorry for my kidnappers.

Alan Ritchson as Jack Reacher in the TV series Reacher.
24/8/2025, 12:13:42 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"No Country for Old Me"

24/8/2025, 8:37:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

24/8/2025, 7:33:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

23/8/2025, 8:49:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Our governments would really have us think the first two guys here are terrorists but not the next two guys

Gorgeous adorable Mo Chara, charged by England with terrorism for allegedly playing with a Hezbollah flag someone tossed up on stage during a Kneecap show last year. He's so cute and correct to demand an end to all colonialism and war everywhere. Luigi Mangione, who is beautiful, in a flak jacket in court for allegedly shooting and killing one guy, with a cop right behind him. Keir Starmer, England's prime minister, an old white sack of neoliberal pedocon shit responsible for arresting over 450 regular ordinary people protesting the genocide in Palestine just last week alone and charging them all with terrorism Donald Trump, no explanation needed to justify his classification as a terrorist
16/8/2025, 4:09:17 PM | 105 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 6:05:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish her a lifetime of yeast infections.

22/8/2025, 6:01:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 (@chimeracoder.bsky.social) reposted

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21/8/2025, 1:43:16 PM | 21934 21632 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

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#Synthwave

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#Synthwave

20/8/2025, 6:34:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But what about Ceti Alpha V?

19/8/2025, 2:22:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

19/8/2025, 5:42:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ultimate movie about #GenX.

18/8/2025, 8:08:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump, kneeling and praying, while ghost Epstein stands behind him, and has his hand on Trump's shoulder.
18/8/2025, 7:48:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

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#Synthwave

17/8/2025, 1:10:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 8:53:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free DC Mouse (@missmouse.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Spotted by the Dupont Circle Krispy Kreme. #SandwichGuy @katestarbird.bsky.social

Two large wheatpasted panels of the iconic image of an anarchist throwing a molotov cocktail, except now the anarchist is throwing a sandwich.
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#Synthwave

16/8/2025, 6:46:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

15/8/2025, 7:14:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It gets even better. Those same places are ... *drumroll* ... boats.

14/8/2025, 5:02:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

14/8/2025, 5:58:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Myco-Revolutionary Forces strike again!

14/8/2025, 4:59:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CerberusXt (@cerberusxt.bsky.social) reposted

Good morning Bluesky !

The slow but real progression into fascism as charted by the évolution of the lego police officier Lego police officier looking meaner and meaner.
14/8/2025, 4:43:29 AM | 7918 1455 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bert Vanderbauwhede (@batlock666.bsky.social) reply parent

It begins with shitty Harry Potter fanfiction and it ends with several murders by a vegan death cult.

14/8/2025, 3:28:59 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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According to Microsoft and OpenAI, it's whatever product generates $100 billion in profit.

13/8/2025, 8:00:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But what if it's a gang of contortionists? Or clowns?

13/8/2025, 6:22:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So they're just like the road?

13/8/2025, 6:19:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That man better watch out. The koala's cousin knows a couple of drop bears. He also better go see a doctor. 90% chance he has gonorrhea.

13/8/2025, 6:18:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

13/8/2025, 5:59:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CE4: It's probing time!

Paul the alien from the movie Paul (2011), holding up a finger.
12/8/2025, 7:52:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wasn't that American Sniper guy one of them?

12/8/2025, 7:48:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

12/8/2025, 6:09:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

11/8/2025, 6:48:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe.

10/8/2025, 7:13:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

10/8/2025, 7:06:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HP Lovecraft.

9/8/2025, 5:43:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soft Serve!

9/8/2025, 5:36:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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image
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#Synthwave

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📌

8/8/2025, 6:24:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

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Profile picture Cathy ✌🏽☮️ 🕊️ (@coco.sheshed.rocks) reposted reply parent

image
7/8/2025, 3:51:52 PM | 19 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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False advertising! DC is still going on.

7/8/2025, 8:56:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

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#Synthwave

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#Synthwave

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That's Jeff!

4/8/2025, 7:03:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

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He's in that?

3/8/2025, 7:16:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Synthwave

3/8/2025, 7:15:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cover of the comic book
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Could be worse.

A spore mantis from the movie Kong: Skull Island.
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#Synthwave

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Nananananana Katamari Damacy!

1/8/2025, 3:07:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Star Trek utopia would be nice, but I would prefer to be a member of The Culture: an anarcho-communist society of space-hippies with big fucking guns.

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#Synthwave

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#Synthwave

31/7/2025, 6:05:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) reposted

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

A dachshund stands in a store, visible through glass doors marked with a
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Clip from Seinfeld. Kramer and Frank Costanza discussing the terms
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#Synthwave

30/7/2025, 5:51:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm OK with this. His decomposing body will need a flare stack anyway.

29/7/2025, 3:16:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi.

29/7/2025, 3:08:10 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What We Do in the Shadows
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#Synthwave

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#Synthwave

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#Synthwave

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Grand Rapids? I bet it's Jamie Loftus.

27/7/2025, 7:23:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Third one.

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Or the fact that he's being cucked by Elon Musk.

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#Synthwave

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Header: A friend got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear. Body: I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was there. Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward.
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I wish to live in a world where Front 242 is named Front x >> 242.

25/7/2025, 10:35:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope Hulk Hogan is in hell, constantly being hit with empty beer cans that Andre the Giant is throwing down from heaven.

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#Synthwave

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#Synthwave

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