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Rescue Randy

@battledrill16.bsky.social

Long time listener, first time caller

created February 4, 2025

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Add those to your altoid mystery box

22/9/2025, 6:13:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yaz!

22/9/2025, 12:32:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t worry fam

21/9/2025, 10:31:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well since every pregnant woman takes Tylenol and no one in this admin has never heard “correlation doesn’t mean causation” I think this is foolproof

21/9/2025, 10:05:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude spent countless dollars building mobile bayonet trainers for new officers

21/9/2025, 9:31:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My very normie old man is VERY upset about the Lincoln memorial piece

21/9/2025, 12:32:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was a “no captain left behind” type who was a terrible tradoc field grade before becoming what I assume was an equally terrible forscom field grade. He’s also been a major for 7+ years if that tells you anything. Loved lethality before it was hip, so gotta hand it to him there

21/9/2025, 12:27:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s just a bottom tier big army field grade… pretty run of the mill weirdo just has this huge megaphone somehow

20/9/2025, 10:58:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had the same thought! By this logic the soviets get bagram and the Greeks get Kandahar

20/9/2025, 9:48:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having heard him speak in 2017- this is all him

20/9/2025, 9:13:32 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His brain is just that cooked

20/9/2025, 11:11:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a bottom third infantry major who has enough time to write these screeds cause his day job isn’t important

20/9/2025, 11:03:16 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well since Pete is a terminal O3 he heard that Ranger Regiment has a “big 5” and thought anything more than that unnecessary

20/9/2025, 1:06:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This makeup is outrageous. How have we just collectively accepted it

19/9/2025, 10:37:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My culture is not your costume

19/9/2025, 8:58:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ted Cruz’s attempt at an Italian accent sure is something

19/9/2025, 5:32:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should put us on the FOMC. Raise raise raise

18/9/2025, 11:30:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*clears throat* I just want to say- fuck 3rd platoon

18/9/2025, 5:56:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sean Ryan co-chair

18/9/2025, 3:07:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our special little boy in a special little carriage

18/9/2025, 12:38:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s an Oman

9/9/2025, 3:09:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Increase the size of the house?

8/9/2025, 2:23:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That tracks. I feel bad because ultimately it just is making a cadet experience shittier for no real reason

8/9/2025, 2:21:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@aevansaun.gobirds.online

8/9/2025, 1:54:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is great cause now we get to watch AOG and the Academy squirm trying to spin this direct reasoning instead of the vague reason they were hiding behind. Can’t wait to be hit up for more fundraising!

8/9/2025, 1:52:15 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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All fun and games til we catch an 85 degree Saturday in early October

8/9/2025, 12:31:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Need the 30 for 30 on that team

8/9/2025, 1:46:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Laura Loomer not going to like this woke pick

7/9/2025, 11:01:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pussies

7/9/2025, 8:57:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also (knowing nothing about this at all) wasn’t she likely a pill head? He should be mad at the sacklers

7/9/2025, 7:00:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Why doesn’t our municipal water work?”

7/9/2025, 6:52:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Huck sized

7/9/2025, 5:59:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welcome to the tifosi

7/9/2025, 1:05:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paging @shoe.bsky.social

7/9/2025, 12:08:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taylor Sheridan? The son of a cardiologist?

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7/9/2025, 12:53:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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President Pritzker needs to make this guy the Supe

6/9/2025, 10:45:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woke Point

6/9/2025, 10:23:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully NYers just mercilessly boo the entire match

6/9/2025, 9:41:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/9/2025, 9:04:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta protect his Saudi friends feelings

6/9/2025, 5:24:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will need to update the cadet prayer. Choosing the “harder right over the easier wrong” will be replaced by whatever Laura loomer wants

6/9/2025, 4:53:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can’t buy class

6/9/2025, 1:58:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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VMI is in distress

6/9/2025, 1:40:25 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well ol’ petey couldn’t learn how to do 49 pushups so he self selected

6/9/2025, 1:27:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude whose entire career aspiration was JSOC battle Captain

6/9/2025, 2:11:39 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This YouTube TV NFL broadcast is like a fever dream

6/9/2025, 12:41:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too on the nose

5/9/2025, 11:30:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jinx you owe me a soda

5/9/2025, 8:29:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ol Razin Caine covering himself in glory

5/9/2025, 8:27:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stu you dumb bitch

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5/9/2025, 7:19:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GWOT forever. Can we get F-16s running 24 hour ops for QRF air?

5/9/2025, 5:05:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wut

5/9/2025, 5:01:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Might have to move to NYC to vote for him

5/9/2025, 3:09:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol

5/9/2025, 1:05:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Put his ass on day shift”

5/9/2025, 2:30:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dressed like his dream job of being a JSOC battle captain

5/9/2025, 2:24:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Department of Defense dba Department of War

5/9/2025, 2:19:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who will be Pete’s co-equal Secretary of the Navy?

4/9/2025, 10:24:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ol crypt keeper Mitch could’ve put the whole thing to bed with impeachment 2

4/9/2025, 7:50:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Knock knee ass mother fucker. Soft hands thinking he’s a big deal. These dudes all need to get *redacted*

4/9/2025, 3:43:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You want to get fragged by your fire crew? Cause that’s a great way

3/9/2025, 8:16:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Roy G Biv (@plunkettprime.bsky.social) reposted

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.” ~Dr. Ian Malcolm

3/9/2025, 3:14:16 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, I hate it

3/9/2025, 12:55:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Extrajudicial killing in international waters seems bad!

3/9/2025, 2:09:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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USMA: A Liberty University extension school™️

2/9/2025, 8:00:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I keep uninstalling copilot from my work computer and whenever it has an update it reinstalls it

2/9/2025, 7:52:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So Donny just going to no-show his proof of life event?

2/9/2025, 6:25:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Outlaw billionaires

2/9/2025, 2:07:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kirk and Rece trying to cover for bill so hard but just can’t

2/9/2025, 2:09:51 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s Gary Patterson’s music!

2/9/2025, 1:11:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Don’t be a weirdo” will always be rule no. 1

2/9/2025, 1:03:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slack jaw like you wouldn’t believe

1/9/2025, 5:08:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*taps earpiece*

1/9/2025, 3:19:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A 29 day vacation from Mississippi is worth it- they should be paying the governor out of thanks for getting them out of that trash heap

1/9/2025, 2:00:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The deep-seeded mommy issues are probably a common thread across the MacArthur universe. Who doesn’t want their mom living with them at college

1/9/2025, 12:22:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God MacArthur was the worst

1/9/2025, 11:59:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mullah Kristol posts in favor of labor and not capital alhamdulillah

1/9/2025, 11:40:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

Ok, brother, listen. This office ..… very soft. Nobody here cut weight, nobody wrestle. Everybody just type, type, type. You call this business casual? In Dagestan, business casual is tracksuit. Strong tracksuit. Here, you wear khaki. But okay, brother, we go to meeting now.

MMA fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov in a slim white button-up shirt, slim chinos, and tan suede loafers.
31/8/2025, 5:37:12 PM | 1217 61 | View on Bluesky | view

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RIP your arteries but it’s a good way to go

31/8/2025, 12:20:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profiles in courage

29/8/2025, 3:58:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CDC officials braver than everyone in the DoD

29/8/2025, 2:51:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Army football starts this weekend! No worries let’s get those donations in! Mahalo

29/8/2025, 11:32:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He could even use the uniquely American version and Dwyer it on TV

29/8/2025, 10:58:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loomer will rip him apart

28/8/2025, 10:35:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kris Alexander (@krisalexander.bsky.social) reposted

More courage than any of our current senior military leaders.

28/8/2025, 8:45:50 PM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 6:45:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you think they’re trying to run NG retention to 0 on purpose or do you think they just are that bad at authoritarianism?

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28/8/2025, 3:20:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My “Bobby Bales should be reinstated” campaign is gaining some serious steam

28/8/2025, 2:44:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cops are huge cowards part 100000

28/8/2025, 1:33:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cops not beating the “huge cowards” allegations

28/8/2025, 1:09:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stu wear a black suit and black tie in his pic like a shitty catering waiter is wonderful

28/8/2025, 1:01:09 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This mf talking about faces

28/8/2025, 12:44:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Going to be real fun when it’s 95 in mid sept

27/8/2025, 11:26:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s check in on the retention NCO

26/8/2025, 11:58:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alignment is off- plz fix

26/8/2025, 1:05:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brain leaking out of his ears. Grandpa needs to be put in a home

25/8/2025, 3:53:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Need Sean Ryan to weigh in on this development

25/8/2025, 11:47:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s still so funny that the X™️ rebrand is so bad that sportscenter still shows “X/Twitter” when displaying an athlete’s tweet

25/8/2025, 11:04:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dropped on their heads as children

25/8/2025, 2:55:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just 1 time… please

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24/8/2025, 9:48:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view