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Add those to your altoid mystery box
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Yaz!
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Don’t worry fam
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Well since every pregnant woman takes Tylenol and no one in this admin has never heard “correlation doesn’t mean causation” I think this is foolproof
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Dude spent countless dollars building mobile bayonet trainers for new officers
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My very normie old man is VERY upset about the Lincoln memorial piece
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He was a “no captain left behind” type who was a terrible tradoc field grade before becoming what I assume was an equally terrible forscom field grade. He’s also been a major for 7+ years if that tells you anything. Loved lethality before it was hip, so gotta hand it to him there
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He’s just a bottom tier big army field grade… pretty run of the mill weirdo just has this huge megaphone somehow
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Had the same thought! By this logic the soviets get bagram and the Greeks get Kandahar
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Having heard him speak in 2017- this is all him
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His brain is just that cooked
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He’s a bottom third infantry major who has enough time to write these screeds cause his day job isn’t important
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Well since Pete is a terminal O3 he heard that Ranger Regiment has a “big 5” and thought anything more than that unnecessary
Rescue Randy (@battledrill16.bsky.social)
This makeup is outrageous. How have we just collectively accepted it
Rescue Randy (@battledrill16.bsky.social) reply parent
My culture is not your costume
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Ted Cruz’s attempt at an Italian accent sure is something
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They should put us on the FOMC. Raise raise raise
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*clears throat* I just want to say- fuck 3rd platoon
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Sean Ryan co-chair
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Our special little boy in a special little carriage
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What’s an Oman
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Increase the size of the house?
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That tracks. I feel bad because ultimately it just is making a cadet experience shittier for no real reason
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@aevansaun.gobirds.online
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This is great cause now we get to watch AOG and the Academy squirm trying to spin this direct reasoning instead of the vague reason they were hiding behind. Can’t wait to be hit up for more fundraising!
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All fun and games til we catch an 85 degree Saturday in early October
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Need the 30 for 30 on that team
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Laura Loomer not going to like this woke pick
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Pussies
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Also (knowing nothing about this at all) wasn’t she likely a pill head? He should be mad at the sacklers
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“Why doesn’t our municipal water work?”
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Huck sized
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Welcome to the tifosi
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Paging @shoe.bsky.social
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President Pritzker needs to make this guy the Supe
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Woke Point
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Hopefully NYers just mercilessly boo the entire match
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Gotta protect his Saudi friends feelings
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Will need to update the cadet prayer. Choosing the “harder right over the easier wrong” will be replaced by whatever Laura loomer wants
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You can’t buy class
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VMI is in distress
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Well ol’ petey couldn’t learn how to do 49 pushups so he self selected
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Dude whose entire career aspiration was JSOC battle Captain
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This YouTube TV NFL broadcast is like a fever dream
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Too on the nose
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Jinx you owe me a soda
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Ol Razin Caine covering himself in glory
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GWOT forever. Can we get F-16s running 24 hour ops for QRF air?
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Wut
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Might have to move to NYC to vote for him
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lol
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“Put his ass on day shift”
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Dressed like his dream job of being a JSOC battle captain
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Department of Defense dba Department of War
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Who will be Pete’s co-equal Secretary of the Navy?
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Ol crypt keeper Mitch could’ve put the whole thing to bed with impeachment 2
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Knock knee ass mother fucker. Soft hands thinking he’s a big deal. These dudes all need to get *redacted*
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You want to get fragged by your fire crew? Cause that’s a great way
Roy G Biv (@plunkettprime.bsky.social) reposted
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.” ~Dr. Ian Malcolm
Rescue Randy (@battledrill16.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, I hate it
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Extrajudicial killing in international waters seems bad!
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USMA: A Liberty University extension school™️
Rescue Randy (@battledrill16.bsky.social)
I keep uninstalling copilot from my work computer and whenever it has an update it reinstalls it
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So Donny just going to no-show his proof of life event?
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Outlaw billionaires
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Kirk and Rece trying to cover for bill so hard but just can’t
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That’s Gary Patterson’s music!
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“Don’t be a weirdo” will always be rule no. 1
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Slack jaw like you wouldn’t believe
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*taps earpiece*
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A 29 day vacation from Mississippi is worth it- they should be paying the governor out of thanks for getting them out of that trash heap
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The deep-seeded mommy issues are probably a common thread across the MacArthur universe. Who doesn’t want their mom living with them at college
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God MacArthur was the worst
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Mullah Kristol posts in favor of labor and not capital alhamdulillah
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
Ok, brother, listen. This office ..… very soft. Nobody here cut weight, nobody wrestle. Everybody just type, type, type. You call this business casual? In Dagestan, business casual is tracksuit. Strong tracksuit. Here, you wear khaki. But okay, brother, we go to meeting now.
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RIP your arteries but it’s a good way to go
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Profiles in courage
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CDC officials braver than everyone in the DoD
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Army football starts this weekend! No worries let’s get those donations in! Mahalo
Rescue Randy (@battledrill16.bsky.social) reply parent
He could even use the uniquely American version and Dwyer it on TV
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Loomer will rip him apart
Kris Alexander (@krisalexander.bsky.social) reposted
More courage than any of our current senior military leaders.
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Do you think they’re trying to run NG retention to 0 on purpose or do you think they just are that bad at authoritarianism?
Rescue Randy (@battledrill16.bsky.social) reply parent
My “Bobby Bales should be reinstated” campaign is gaining some serious steam
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Cops are huge cowards part 100000
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Cops not beating the “huge cowards” allegations
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Stu wear a black suit and black tie in his pic like a shitty catering waiter is wonderful
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This mf talking about faces
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Going to be real fun when it’s 95 in mid sept
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Let’s check in on the retention NCO
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Alignment is off- plz fix
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Brain leaking out of his ears. Grandpa needs to be put in a home
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Need Sean Ryan to weigh in on this development
Rescue Randy (@battledrill16.bsky.social)
It’s still so funny that the X™️ rebrand is so bad that sportscenter still shows “X/Twitter” when displaying an athlete’s tweet
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Dropped on their heads as children