Brandon Baumgartner
@baumer.bsky.social
Engineer, triathlete, West Coaster transplanted to the Midwest
created June 29, 2023
1,169 followers 677 following 2,201 posts
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Dave Infante (@dinfontay.com) reposted reply parent
you absolutely don’t gotta hand it to her but it’d be a mistake to pretend weiss’ project hasn’t been wildly successful. it has. any effort to build better us media must solve for the fact that spoon-feeding right-wing bile to reactionary billionaires is currently the only scaleable business model
David Rothschild (@davmicrot.bsky.social) reposted
If your thing is “free speech” but you only worry about right-wing extremist access to universities while cheering Republicans as they ban research & discussion about anything they deem “woke” (1) your thing is not “free speech” it’s right-wing extemism (2) congrats on your new job running CBS News.
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
people like bari weiss make me wish cancel culture were real
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad the US doesn't have a single remaining news organization that will hold truth to power... But at least we can soon count on CBS News to do a deep investigation on any student who ever questions an Israeli action.
Eli Valley (@elivalley.bsky.social) reposted
Such an odd thing to read in the newspaper www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The Killers of Kill Tony are like the free speech A Team, if someone has a problem and they need a group of unfunny guys to come and call things gay, they will be there
William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah it’s sort of funny but I’m a 100% unironic believer in that “good times create weak men” shit now, it’s totally accurate, it’s just that the kind of guys who posted it the last few years were the weak men in question.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
She gives them cover to be shitty people.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Um, everybody with any decision-making authority at CBS it seems...
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
His flights over will be free.
e.w. niedermeyer (@niedermeyer.online) reposted
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the master race...
Seth Masket (@smotus.bsky.social) reposted
Just spitballing here, but if a government doesn’t have the evidence to arrest or convict someone they shouldn’t have the ability to murder them either
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't we already basically do that with SV Bank?
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Currently hoping to avoid catching Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease from an infant stuck at home. Do not enjoy...
Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) reposted
"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." - H.L. Mencken
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe this 37-year old, artistic Wiener (citizen of Vienna) just can't stand Jude Law's portrayal of The Young Pope?!?
Ayo (@darrylayo.bsky.social) reposted
hey man its me, Elon Musk I’m the ceo of four companies, which proves that I’m a super genius (it does not prove that ceo is a fake job). Anyway, thank you for buying my cars that explode
Andy Craig (@andycraig.bsky.social) reposted
I really want to see the JAG memo which purported to justify the idea the military can randomly drone strike a boat in international waters because we suspect it might be doing something illegal under civilian law. Preferably because it's being used as an exhibit at trial.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Vivian transitioning has gotten Elon out of her life, so does that count as a transition to get ahead?
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Impossible. AI technology is worth hundreds of billions of dollars. There's no way it would just make something up...
Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted
I’ll never understand how “you get the post-1945 international political economy of the entire world rigged in your favor and I get to wear a dress sometimes without being murdered” was seen as an arrangement unfairly rigged in my favor by like half of American elites.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Some people just really wanted to say the R-word like they did growing up... And they'll happily sacrifice the lives of countless minorities to regain that right.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird, because as the same demographic I have just the same amount of freedom as last year. Maybe less with the government taking a pretty hard stand against speech that it dislikes...
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at them actually marching in step...
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
And if they're ever faced with a choice between Trump and another Democratic candidate, they'll likely come home to their big orange papa due to their continuing gullibility as well as underlying bigotry (and misogyny if said candidate is a woman).
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted
Laura Loomer has more power over your government than US Senators.
ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper.com) reposted
"the typical black American has much deeper American roots than the typical white American. Trump himself, whose grandparents were all foreign-born, is an excellent example of relatively shallow white American roots." www.niskanencenter.org/logic-populi...
More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump has recognized the basic truth that a critical mass of Americans will cheer the more brutal you are to people they see as criminals.
Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted
I feel like in the 1980’s/90’s this would be a major plot point in a Tom Clancy novel, and the operation would be carried out as an off-book, illegal black op, with various characters trying to cover it up lest they face congressional hearings. Now the President just announces it.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, this has long been on their wish list. It's not about the rule of law. It's about being the law and ruling.
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted
Drug trafficking is not a capital crime; it doesn’t carry a death sentence. I genuinely cannot think of anything under U.S. law that would permit premeditated government assassination of people suspected of drug trafficking.
Adam Isacson (@adamisacson.com) reposted
Lethal force against a civilian vessel in international waters is a war crime if not in self-defense. If not in self-defense, only non-lethal actions, such as warning shots or disabling fire, are allowed. "Not yielding to pursuers" or "suspected of carrying drugs" doesn't carry a death sentence.
muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted
you'd think the governor of illinois basically going "we're being invaded by an authoritarian" would be something you'd see real easy on the front page of most everything an hour later
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
oh this is straightforward white nationalist agitprop
Saeed Jones (@theferocity.bsky.social) reposted
I know it’s all bad faith bs BUT I keep thinking about how the whole “reason” we apparently can’t pass any effective gun control legislation to prevent mass shootings is the idea that we need an armed populace in case the federal government decides to invade our cities and towns. Like??????????
Mike Black (@mikeblack114.bsky.social) reposted
One of which being the minor detail that deploying them off federal property in the territory of one state under another state's authority without the permission of the government of the first state is quite literally an invasion
Mark Copelovitch (@mcopelov.bsky.social) reposted
Folks look at you like you're crazy when you say we're in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in American history, & well, 👇
Sharky 🦈 (@sharky.bsky.social) reposted
Why is this so difficult for everyone else to say?
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they can bring a Marine landing craft up the St. Lawrence and into Lake Michigan to bring the invading army ashore at like North Avenue or Oak Street Beaches...
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Always a cheap game to play, but could you imagine the response from the Right if Biden had started deploying troops to Texas and Florida?!? Hell, Alex Jones and other wackos got worked up over the completely made up Jade Helm under Obama.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Influential based on what? I don't think anyone outside of liberals who can't stand him could tell you who he is or what he thinks about politics...
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly might be easier to stay in Gary, IN and commute to their little racist raids on the Southside from there.
Mark Jacob (@markjacob.bsky.social) reposted
J.B. Pritzker says he's heard intelligence that Trump is "staging" the Texas National Guard to invade Chicago. It's hard to believe this is really happening, but Trump seems to be recreating the war between the states.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure their graphics teams are hard at work on stuff for the coverage of the invasion while the advertising teams are getting excited over the ratings that they're going to get and how it will help them sell more ads.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
This dude sounds like he's on death's door. Why the fuck should anyone listen to him regarding health topics?
Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted
One thing Trump has really done a great job of is exposing Jake Tapper as a gutless pussy and a partisan.
David S. Bernstein (@dbernstein.bsky.social) reposted
Putin told Trump that mail-in voting is bad, and that became a bug in Trump’s head, and a couple weeks later Trump relocates a military installation because of that mail-in ballot bug in his head. NOT GREAT.
Dave Weigel (@daveweigel.bsky.social) reposted
One of the definitive days of this admin imo was the WSJ identifying racist posts from a DOGE staffer - the kind of stuff that would be read out loud to you as HR explains why you're not getting severance - and Vance saying no, we won't let the media cancel people anymore.
Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) reposted
It's so weird how Greenwald and Nate Silver and the like—who aren't even here—keep insisting that Bluesky is pro-DNC, when I've yet to see anyone here ever say anything nice about the DNC at all. Also, evaporating? Lol. Bluesky now sends WAY more traffic to @techdirt.com than Twitter *ever* did.
Karl Bode (@karlbode.com) reposted
I distinctly remember people tutscolding me when I said musk bought twitter for information warfare purposes lots of "you're over thinking it, it's not 4D chess" and "he tried to back out of the purchase at one poont so there's no way this could be true," and other weird comments
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Eric Daugherty has a bachelor's degree from Florida Gulf Coast University, but assumes he's qualified enough to assess Judge Jia Cobb, who graduated magna cum laude from Northwestern and cum laude from Harvard Law School, clerked for an appeals court, taught law, and made partner in a law firm.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Check out the river and pathways next to it that cuts across downtown. They tore out an old highway years ago and made this cool, peaceful stretch of river through the city.
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted
One problem with being on Twitter is that Elon Musk constantly rejigs the site to push his views. He cannot be sidelined when he owns the underlying system. His manipulation of the Twitter AI to match his views illustrates this point. Via @kateconger.com www.nytimes.com/2025/09/02/t...
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Critics of Bluesky hilariously acknowledge this by intentionally misspelling it in their criticisms on Vichy Twitter because they know Elon censors discussion of Twitter competitiors (especially the "find me on this other site" posts) bsky.app/profile/dust...
Jamal Greene (@jamalgreene.bsky.social) reposted
"Not enough people is the number one threat to the West, followed closely by too many people." (Or are there some adjectives missing?)
Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted
The argument is: We're all meant to sacrifice a bit, so that tariffs can help rebuild American manufacturing. Let's ask American manufacturers whether they're helping.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Get out of here with your factual based statements. Matt's feelings are hurt because we don't all claim him to be a genius on here and that's obviously way more important.
Chuck Wendig (@chuckwendig.bsky.social) reposted
Parallels between Trump and AI are endless. Both overpromise, underdeliver. They put people out of jobs. They lie and steal constantly. They think they know way more than they do. Both backed by techbro billionaires. Neither are any fucking good at their job. And everywhere you turn, there they are.
David Ho (@davidho.bsky.social) reposted
"Americans already understood Trump to be corrupt, and proved themselves willing to tolerate that. But now they are coming to believe that he is inept. In American politics, that is an unforgivable sin." 🧐
Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) reposted
"Hedge fund billionaire Ray Dalio has warned Donald Trump’s America is drifting into 1930s-style autocratic politics — and said other investors are too scared of the president to speak up." www.ft.com/content/b86b...
Jonathan Cohn (@jonathancohn.bsky.social) reposted
Perfect encapsulation of the Trump administration: The guy suing Harvard for alleged antisemitism is a straight-up Hitler-admiring Nazi. www.bostonglobe.com/2025/09/02/m...
Ketan Joshi (@ketanjoshi.co) reposted
I really don't think we've barely begun to come to terms with how tech companies have actively decided to destroy the basic infrastructure of human information to juice their share price
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet statutes like that were also enacted with the assumption that the President wasn't a fucking idiot who just calls everything and emergency as an excuse to exercise unconstitutional power.
Kashmir Hill (@kashhill.bsky.social) reposted
Great story by my colleagues on the constant political realignment of Grok, the generative AI chatbot over on the other site. This change to Grok’s answer about the greatest threat to Western civilization is particularly ironic/meta. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/09/02/t...
Ned Resnikoff (@resnikoff.bsky.social) reposted
Weird, putting tariffs on construction materials and throwing day laborers in concentration camps should have solved the supply problem by now
Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow.bsky.social) reposted
I've never met Ben, though I know a bunch of people who know him, and my guess is he'd chuckle condescendingly at my reaction to this, but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I feel like there are historical precedents for careerists who refused to take a stand as the nazis consolidated power
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
And did @oliverdarcy.bsky.social ask the question again after this pathetic dodge? If not, how does he still have a job as a journalist?!?
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
There must be something about fame and rich, white men that breeds this extreme inability to handle even the most mild of criticism.
Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted
It does not seem good that a sizable portion of the political and media elite would rather cook their brains on a white nationalist website than have to engage with criticism from the left.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
And C) To become the most famous person in the world.
Josh Sternberg (@joshsternberg.com) reposted
Presidents historically became president to push an ideology or, perhaps, idealistically, to help people. Trump wanted to be president to A) avoid prison and B) make a fuckton of money.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you considered that your opinion here, Mike, is only based on the flop and maybe the turn? Have you considered that Nate might already be on the river and know more?
Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) reposted
Remember Nate Silver refuses to use Bluesky and says you'd have to pay him over a million dollars to use it, so I'm going to suggest he not only doesn't know what "normal" people like, he doesn't even know what Bluesky is.... Signal and the noise guy is full of noise once again.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, what LLM-based editor let this stupid shit get published?!?
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Might be the first useful thing to come from crypto mining...
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
6'2" and 165 lbs? Um, chest size small, waist size tiny.
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted
"Democrats need to avoid Blueskyism" says guy on Elon Musk's website.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Fantastic joke.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Just zero self awareness from stupid crypto bros.
Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted
Hilarious. Curtis Yarvin, JD Vance's favorite big-brain philosopher on X, got caught not knowing that "Roma" and "Romanians" are completely different and then tried to play the old "I was trolling! It was a joke! It was bait! You fell for it!" trick.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty much what every conservative Catholic in America has said for the last two Popes.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
You've really got to be a little wacky to buy into all of that as an adult for the first time. I mean, transubstantiation? Come on...
CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com) reposted
you thought I was stupid, but in reality, you thinking that I was stupid means that the stupid one is actually you
Blue Eyes White Macron (@antitractionist.bsky.social) reposted
this is the guy that the modern right wing considers one of their finest intellectuals
Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg.bsky.social) reposted
The extent to which ICE is ignoring all civil rights and due process is astounding — and indicative of a culture where they’ve been told they can do literally no wrong. Agency and admin leaders must face sanctions and legal consequences.
Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) reposted
As we all know, the American Revolution was fought to ensure the chief executive could impose taxes without representation.
Dave Levitan (@davelevitan.bsky.social) reposted
Gonna sound obvious but in retrospect the right's half-century-long campaign to convince the public that the government doesn't actually do a ton of useful stuff was among the most successful PR campaigns ever
Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted
Broke: Western forces deployed in Asia due to the deteriorating security situation. Woke: Asian forces deployed to the West due to the deteriorating security situation.
e.w. niedermeyer (@niedermeyer.online) reposted
median elon musk loyalist behavior
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a shame that he ruined the Rose Garden to install a patio like his shitty club.
April Glick Pulito (@aprilglick.bsky.social) reposted
the jokes are good
Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted
Trump dying in office after Biden lived through his term would be such an indictment of the press. Made “Biden Old” the top story, treating it as an uncovered secret, a scandal. Then lamented not covering it even more. All while treating “Trump Old” as a nonstory. Because he’s loud and lies a lot.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Just a pathetically stupid own goal by the US, led by people who allegedly were trying to counter China.
Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted
Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
There's obviously going to be a ton of parties co-scheduled with the funeral. Is going to be like a weeks long party
Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) reposted
Welp guess who figured out a new way to explain bad tariff policy to his kids.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Assuming that Democrats can manage to not fuck everything up and eventually regain the presidency, a future Democratic president can just refuse to fund ICE then.
Brandon Baumgartner (@baumer.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, but were either Trump or Hegseth in the military when they conducted the sexual assault? Nope. Checkmate, libs.