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Roses are red Kisses are fond Bring forth the wolf's head! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

created June 21, 2023

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Profile picture Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 (@mattbaume.bsky.social) reposted

When we talk about how "Magneto was right," this is why -- here he is, correctly predicting how this is going to go. It starts with dehumanizing; then that leads to tracking; tracking leads to arrests; arrests lead to camps; camps lead to genocide.

2/9/2025, 8:09:10 PM | 970 417 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

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3/9/2025, 2:14:54 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

The PR firm that writes them has hired a botnet to make their output look popular, that's all it is

3/9/2025, 1:20:20 AM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max the comics guy who does comics about comics (@waitingforthetrade.bsky.social) reposted

A picture of Madelyne Pryor pointing dramatically captioned “I’m a simple man. I like my coffee hot, my beer cold, and my queens Goblyn”
3/9/2025, 1:10:17 AM | 59 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Scott (@polpo.org) reposted

Yesterday we visited Green Mountain Falls, CO to visit the kinetic sculpture Off the Beaten Path by Patrick Shearn. I wasn’t ready for just how dynamic it was even in the slightest breeze. Reminds me of a murmuration of starlings. Incredible artwork. It’ll only be up through October 19th.

2/9/2025, 7:47:56 PM | 7637 1334 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

I could do you a quick three-carder from my Ridiculous Deck if you like

3/9/2025, 1:00:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

Hey boy, are you a Bit? Because I love doing you and...[going down on one knee]...I'm ready to commit

3/9/2025, 12:49:08 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

what the fuck

2/9/2025, 11:38:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

If the website banned everyone who thought Billy Pencils was a mediocre disappointment then this place would just become Threads

2/9/2025, 11:34:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

Either over-padded or a chemotherapy pump, I'm guessing?

2/9/2025, 11:30:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mods! Mods! These t-cells are trying to rupture my cell walls, DO SOMETHING

2/9/2025, 11:27:14 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm also living for Cunty Robot. And honestly all of them, you're so good.

2/9/2025, 11:26:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

God, that Frodo one is looking straight into my fucking soul. You monster. You maniac. You shining beacon of artistic excellence.

2/9/2025, 11:16:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

He doesn't understand that there's moderation going on. The effort is clearly to make the space toxic *to him*, because of the things he say and the fashion in which he behaves. He's a virus complaining about the immune system!

2/9/2025, 11:10:11 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catbus (@hayao.lol) reposted

capitalism has never been summarized more succinctly than the Sopranos episode where the gang takes over a restaurant, loads it with debt, then burns it down

2/9/2025, 10:28:50 PM | 246 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you done a "9/11 where Zohran is the plane and Cuomo and Guiliani are the towers" yet?

2/9/2025, 11:02:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

Ben knew what he was getting into when the dark pact of our mutualdom was forged

2/9/2025, 11:01:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow,that's straight bussin'!

2/9/2025, 10:55:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry WHAT

2/9/2025, 10:54:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera (@pantibliss.bsky.social) reposted

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

2/9/2025, 7:23:35 PM | 718 247 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

By aligning themselves aa explicitly pro trans they've earned good credit with the best, sharpest Posters in the social media sphere

2/9/2025, 3:13:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

They seriously should, imo

2/9/2025, 3:03:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

he wants jenny milkers

2/9/2025, 2:48:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

did you...say something bad about Vulvans?

2/9/2025, 2:44:22 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

I dont know heaps of mountain gosts but I like 'em, I'll check it out! Thank you nora!

2/9/2025, 2:09:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

...okay now I wish to learn more

2/9/2025, 1:57:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexander Brown (@alexofbrown.bsky.social) reposted

Congrats to Zack Polanski on winning but also for inspiring this insane headline

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2/9/2025, 10:16:03 AM | 406 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been on FIRE today tbh

2/9/2025, 1:55:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marcus 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 (@marcusjdl.bsky.social) reposted

Remember when Liz Truss went round local radio expecting an easy ride and got annihilated youtu.be/_q0rlT-5oxE?...

2/9/2025, 1:48:36 PM | 32 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Fay (@ianfay.bsky.social) reposted

Nosferatu waking up to suck your man

3/1/2025, 4:15:54 PM | 295 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

You get a WEEK at LEAST

2/9/2025, 1:27:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

This is why I regularly post selfies, so that my beauty shines forth and lights up the jungle

2/9/2025, 1:26:40 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

People are saying it's a common Finnish surname, too, which makes this Even Worse

2/9/2025, 1:25:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

Seabiscuit. Michelle Visage. Thirty Percent of all Real Housewives - one series is actually an Oops! All Rogers! situation. Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

2/9/2025, 1:24:31 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

Tilda Swinton isn't Roger. Roger is actually just Tilda Swinton in a costume.

2/9/2025, 1:20:43 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 852dude (@852dude.bsky.social) reposted

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2/9/2025, 12:53:38 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted

Imagine how fucked up your posts have to be for the British police to be like, damn, you’ve got a lot of problems.

2/9/2025, 12:25:15 PM | 655 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

His fucked vibes have been made manifest in his atrocious semiotics

2/9/2025, 12:35:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

Anyone remember Erfworld? That it had an entire school of magic dedicated to *Semiotics* was absolutely fascinating

2/9/2025, 12:34:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I've seen bits and bobs of him from over here and he looks like Good News!

2/9/2025, 12:30:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

"stop dismissing me as irrational!!!" stop being irrational then

2/9/2025, 12:29:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh dont worry I'm not insane or stupid, I dont remotely think it's serious

2/9/2025, 12:25:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh fuck yeah I love to respect the dead [NOT THATCHER]

2/9/2025, 12:20:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

It's notable enough to have a Wikipedia page! It's okay to have fucked up cuisine!

2/9/2025, 12:16:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh that's legit fascinating. Ive studied the occult a fair bit, it's such an illuminating area of study

2/9/2025, 12:15:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

it was on the tonight show

Vincent Price demonstrated how to prepare a trout in a dishwasher on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in 1975. Price presented it as
2/9/2025, 12:13:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

did you understand the section in parentheses

2/9/2025, 12:05:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

Because we deported all the cockneys

2/9/2025, 11:59:18 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bing search "Dave The Diver Big Naturals"

2/9/2025, 11:52:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

I bought a reversible shirt and now i feel like violet chacki

Me wearing a wave pattern shirt with black lapels Me wearing a black shirt with wave pattern lapels
2/9/2025, 11:50:03 AM | 47 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

How about instead of getting let down you let me go down

2/9/2025, 11:33:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

me and my buddies when the Big Naturals party is defeated due to media malfeasance so we take matters into our own hands

2/9/2025, 11:11:32 AM | 16 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh this looks like it slaps Also sorry doctor

2/9/2025, 11:05:01 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What kind of doctor is he

2/9/2025, 10:59:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh NO

2/9/2025, 10:52:24 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

Australian slur technology is the most advanced in the world

2/9/2025, 9:47:14 AM | 841 184 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?

2/9/2025, 8:29:44 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BOOO It shoukd be like "heetkwaadaardigdame"

2/9/2025, 8:14:34 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

What's a dominatrix

2/9/2025, 8:05:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh he's gone really badly off the deep end of transphobia

2/9/2025, 6:35:07 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm betting 9/11 which is going to be INFURIATING for me personally

2/9/2025, 6:04:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

YES QUEEN YOU FUCKIN RULE

2/9/2025, 6:04:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bec Shaw (@brocklesnitch.bsky.social) reposted

Everyone Paris Paloma has a new song coming out and the intro is my loser headline and it’s spoken by EMMA THOMPSON 🚨🚨🚨 and she knows who I am

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Profile picture Kingfisher & Wombat (@tkingfisher.com) reposted

Oh god, someone on a thread invoked “Light of the World” aka the Piss Christ and I am really tired and just got off a plane but my impassioned screed on it was on Twitter and as some of you know, I have FEELINGS ON THIS TOPIC.

2/9/2025, 4:45:40 AM | 897 149 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its the fitness app, right?

2/9/2025, 4:21:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Estrada (@ryanestrada.com) reposted

This orphaned reply to a long-lost post deserves to be read and remembered.

2/9/2025, 3:16:52 AM | 836 321 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Marmel (@marmel.bsky.social) reposted

now try to unsee it

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2/9/2025, 1:04:13 AM | 1255 261 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture flint (@flintnilf.bsky.social) reposted

this year’s hot gay Halloween costume: Luigi Mangione as a Saja Boy

2/9/2025, 2:34:51 AM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

I think they're gonna pull the plug on 9/11 if he doesn't pop before then

2/9/2025, 2:25:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

correct

2/9/2025, 2:14:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know what I'm doing with a time machine

2/9/2025, 2:06:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my god which idiot failed to wipe them out

2/9/2025, 2:02:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

I love the Daniel Craig interview where he explains how after Austin Powers, James Bond had to pivot away from Rebecca Ass and he seemed really annoyed about it

2/9/2025, 1:58:56 AM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

Mormonism should be made illegal and its adherents either reeducated or eradicated With one singular exception :

2/9/2025, 1:53:41 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

no offence but if you're responsible for "Gods of Egypt" then maybe actually you should be banned from making films ever again and also fed to Ammit

2/9/2025, 12:27:28 AM | 58 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

whenever a seppo starts food discourse in a way that is annoying, remind them of Dishwasher Salmon (Of course the truth of the matter is that every nation contains both beautiful and abhorrent cuisine, as the human experience contains both the wicked and the divine, but that's not as funny)

Wikipedia article about
1/9/2025, 11:41:39 PM | 79 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

Did you know that Princess Diana appears in Bluey?

A screenshot of a Bluey wiki detailing the Bluey incarnation of Princess Diana
1/9/2025, 11:27:37 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted

me @ antivaxxers, antisemites, racists, 9/11 truthers, QAnons, and other dangerous cults: the lure of the conspiracy theory is how these people get sucked in, it's scary how easy it is also me: never not ready to believe, for fun, that a public figure is being Weekend at Bernies'd by panicked aides

1/9/2025, 10:48:59 PM | 442 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beautiful Bizarre Magazine (@beautifulbizarre.net) reposted

Marketa Leupoldova has created a gorgeous set of photos celebrating the Yakuts, an indigenous people of eastern Siberia known for their traditions in shamanism and animal deities including Uluu Suorun (the Great Raven). Model: Aldana Duoraan #art #beautifulbizarre

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1/9/2025, 10:31:01 PM | 316 91 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reposted

I got a haircut

Me, shirtless You're WELCOME
1/9/2025, 12:00:23 PM | 606 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

theyre gonna puppet trumps corpse around till 9/11 so he can steal valour even in death

1/9/2025, 10:23:57 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I should do a current version sometime

1/9/2025, 3:24:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh he's dead?

1/9/2025, 3:09:13 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw the first showing in 2019! I *told him* about Mincemeat! THE CHEEK

1/9/2025, 3:06:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)

Someone asked if I had "seen Operation Mincemeat" and I had to inform him that my One Deranged Gay Musical Standom is Operation Mincemeat. Like. "Lip syncing in my kitchen" level stanning. Also looking at this I can really see that in the 2 years since I took it swimming has really helped!

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Profile picture Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins (@wittywebhandle.bsky.social) reposted

Post from Superbowlsunday
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To you, perhaps. I'm an advanced Cuntologist

1/9/2025, 2:40:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An unrivalled character in Internet history, truly one of the all time greats

1/9/2025, 2:39:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The one on the right is serving more cunt

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This is pathetic.

1/9/2025, 1:57:40 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh my god i just cringed so hard

1/9/2025, 1:55:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Raphael Doordash? Of the New Hampsire Doordashes?

1/9/2025, 1:19:04 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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your husband....we had to give him an emergency BBL....

1/9/2025, 1:07:53 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What was that quote? "We cannot kill Spongebob"?

1/9/2025, 12:59:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good boy 💖

1/9/2025, 12:50:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the bit with the dad killed me

1/9/2025, 12:36:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thats Anna Wintour

1/9/2025, 12:06:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent

please pretend to be an Italian man from now on

1/9/2025, 12:05:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got a haircut

Me, shirtless You're WELCOME
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