lukeular apocalypse
@beardynoise.bsky.social
Roses are red Kisses are fond Bring forth the wolf's head! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
created June 21, 2023
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Matt Baume 🏳️🌈 (@mattbaume.bsky.social) reposted
When we talk about how "Magneto was right," this is why -- here he is, correctly predicting how this is going to go. It starts with dehumanizing; then that leads to tracking; tracking leads to arrests; arrests lead to camps; camps lead to genocide.
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The PR firm that writes them has hired a botnet to make their output look popular, that's all it is
Max the comics guy who does comics about comics (@waitingforthetrade.bsky.social) reposted
Ian Scott (@polpo.org) reposted
Yesterday we visited Green Mountain Falls, CO to visit the kinetic sculpture Off the Beaten Path by Patrick Shearn. I wasn’t ready for just how dynamic it was even in the slightest breeze. Reminds me of a murmuration of starlings. Incredible artwork. It’ll only be up through October 19th.
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I could do you a quick three-carder from my Ridiculous Deck if you like
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Hey boy, are you a Bit? Because I love doing you and...[going down on one knee]...I'm ready to commit
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what the fuck
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
If the website banned everyone who thought Billy Pencils was a mediocre disappointment then this place would just become Threads
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
Either over-padded or a chemotherapy pump, I'm guessing?
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Mods! Mods! These t-cells are trying to rupture my cell walls, DO SOMETHING
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I'm also living for Cunty Robot. And honestly all of them, you're so good.
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God, that Frodo one is looking straight into my fucking soul. You monster. You maniac. You shining beacon of artistic excellence.
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn't understand that there's moderation going on. The effort is clearly to make the space toxic *to him*, because of the things he say and the fashion in which he behaves. He's a virus complaining about the immune system!
Catbus (@hayao.lol) reposted
capitalism has never been summarized more succinctly than the Sopranos episode where the gang takes over a restaurant, loads it with debt, then burns it down
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Have you done a "9/11 where Zohran is the plane and Cuomo and Guiliani are the towers" yet?
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Ben knew what he was getting into when the dark pact of our mutualdom was forged
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Wow,that's straight bussin'!
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry WHAT
Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera (@pantibliss.bsky.social) reposted
Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should
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By aligning themselves aa explicitly pro trans they've earned good credit with the best, sharpest Posters in the social media sphere
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They seriously should, imo
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he wants jenny milkers
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did you...say something bad about Vulvans?
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
I dont know heaps of mountain gosts but I like 'em, I'll check it out! Thank you nora!
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
...okay now I wish to learn more
Alexander Brown (@alexofbrown.bsky.social) reposted
Congrats to Zack Polanski on winning but also for inspiring this insane headline
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been on FIRE today tbh
Marcus 🏳️🌈🇧🇧 (@marcusjdl.bsky.social) reposted
Remember when Liz Truss went round local radio expecting an easy ride and got annihilated youtu.be/_q0rlT-5oxE?...
Ian Fay (@ianfay.bsky.social) reposted
Nosferatu waking up to suck your man
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You get a WEEK at LEAST
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
This is why I regularly post selfies, so that my beauty shines forth and lights up the jungle
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People are saying it's a common Finnish surname, too, which makes this Even Worse
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Seabiscuit. Michelle Visage. Thirty Percent of all Real Housewives - one series is actually an Oops! All Rogers! situation. Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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Tilda Swinton isn't Roger. Roger is actually just Tilda Swinton in a costume.
852dude (@852dude.bsky.social) reposted
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Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine how fucked up your posts have to be for the British police to be like, damn, you’ve got a lot of problems.
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His fucked vibes have been made manifest in his atrocious semiotics
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
Anyone remember Erfworld? That it had an entire school of magic dedicated to *Semiotics* was absolutely fascinating
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Yeah I've seen bits and bobs of him from over here and he looks like Good News!
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
"stop dismissing me as irrational!!!" stop being irrational then
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh dont worry I'm not insane or stupid, I dont remotely think it's serious
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh fuck yeah I love to respect the dead [NOT THATCHER]
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
It's notable enough to have a Wikipedia page! It's okay to have fucked up cuisine!
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh that's legit fascinating. Ive studied the occult a fair bit, it's such an illuminating area of study
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
it was on the tonight show
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did you understand the section in parentheses
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Because we deported all the cockneys
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bing search "Dave The Diver Big Naturals"
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I bought a reversible shirt and now i feel like violet chacki
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How about instead of getting let down you let me go down
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
me and my buddies when the Big Naturals party is defeated due to media malfeasance so we take matters into our own hands
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Oh this looks like it slaps Also sorry doctor
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
What kind of doctor is he
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Oh NO
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Australian slur technology is the most advanced in the world
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?
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BOOO It shoukd be like "heetkwaadaardigdame"
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What's a dominatrix
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Oh he's gone really badly off the deep end of transphobia
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm betting 9/11 which is going to be INFURIATING for me personally
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
YES QUEEN YOU FUCKIN RULE
Bec Shaw (@brocklesnitch.bsky.social) reposted
Everyone Paris Paloma has a new song coming out and the intro is my loser headline and it’s spoken by EMMA THOMPSON 🚨🚨🚨 and she knows who I am
Kingfisher & Wombat (@tkingfisher.com) reposted
Oh god, someone on a thread invoked “Light of the World” aka the Piss Christ and I am really tired and just got off a plane but my impassioned screed on it was on Twitter and as some of you know, I have FEELINGS ON THIS TOPIC.
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Its the fitness app, right?
Ryan Estrada (@ryanestrada.com) reposted
This orphaned reply to a long-lost post deserves to be read and remembered.
Steve Marmel (@marmel.bsky.social) reposted
now try to unsee it
flint (@flintnilf.bsky.social) reposted
this year’s hot gay Halloween costume: Luigi Mangione as a Saja Boy
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I think they're gonna pull the plug on 9/11 if he doesn't pop before then
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
correct
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I know what I'm doing with a time machine
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Oh my god which idiot failed to wipe them out
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
I love the Daniel Craig interview where he explains how after Austin Powers, James Bond had to pivot away from Rebecca Ass and he seemed really annoyed about it
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
Mormonism should be made illegal and its adherents either reeducated or eradicated With one singular exception :
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
no offence but if you're responsible for "Gods of Egypt" then maybe actually you should be banned from making films ever again and also fed to Ammit
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
whenever a seppo starts food discourse in a way that is annoying, remind them of Dishwasher Salmon (Of course the truth of the matter is that every nation contains both beautiful and abhorrent cuisine, as the human experience contains both the wicked and the divine, but that's not as funny)
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
Did you know that Princess Diana appears in Bluey?
Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted
me @ antivaxxers, antisemites, racists, 9/11 truthers, QAnons, and other dangerous cults: the lure of the conspiracy theory is how these people get sucked in, it's scary how easy it is also me: never not ready to believe, for fun, that a public figure is being Weekend at Bernies'd by panicked aides
Beautiful Bizarre Magazine (@beautifulbizarre.net) reposted
Marketa Leupoldova has created a gorgeous set of photos celebrating the Yakuts, an indigenous people of eastern Siberia known for their traditions in shamanism and animal deities including Uluu Suorun (the Great Raven). Model: Aldana Duoraan #art #beautifulbizarre
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reposted
I got a haircut
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theyre gonna puppet trumps corpse around till 9/11 so he can steal valour even in death
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I should do a current version sometime
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Oh he's dead?
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I saw the first showing in 2019! I *told him* about Mincemeat! THE CHEEK
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
Someone asked if I had "seen Operation Mincemeat" and I had to inform him that my One Deranged Gay Musical Standom is Operation Mincemeat. Like. "Lip syncing in my kitchen" level stanning. Also looking at this I can really see that in the 2 years since I took it swimming has really helped!
Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins (@wittywebhandle.bsky.social) reposted
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To you, perhaps. I'm an advanced Cuntologist
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An unrivalled character in Internet history, truly one of the all time greats
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The one on the right is serving more cunt
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This is pathetic.
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oh my god i just cringed so hard
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
Raphael Doordash? Of the New Hampsire Doordashes?
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
your husband....we had to give him an emergency BBL....
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
What was that quote? "We cannot kill Spongebob"?
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Good boy 💖
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the bit with the dad killed me
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thats Anna Wintour
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reply parent
please pretend to be an Italian man from now on
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social)
I got a haircut