Bilingual and bisexual icon, Guy for the next Dissidia, make it happen ๐ฃ
Alt account I use more than my sfw ๐คท 34, He/Him, BLM, Free Palestine! Support trans people or get out! Also there's cock here, so keep it moving ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ป๐บ
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Bilingual and bisexual icon, Guy for the next Dissidia, make it happen ๐ฃ
Dan Nicky your Bobbie s ๐ฅต
Smack me in the face with it ๐คค
Absolutely every drop ๐ฅต
Excuse me. That's Guy, and he happens to be Final Fantasy's FIRST Bi ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
I'm ready to lick that up ๐ฅต
Since it's monochromatic Monday ๐๐
You had to do all that for the ESPN app being laggy ๐ฉ
Morning babes, I'm grabbing us coffee. How do you like it, again? ๐
Me at work, convincing someone sign up for a credit card
Whaaat I'm so jealous ๐ฅฒ
Come and get it ๐
Happy #fcf! Now to figure out plans for a long weekendโฆ
Got your seat here #fcf
Who needs a load like this on his face? @saulmassage.bsky.social
Happy #FCF bloomfies and soon to be bloomfies ๐๐ฅ
Mid Workout Briefs Check ๐
a thong on thursday? groundbreaking.
Got a new mirror โกฬ
Phillip Banks, [eat] the man's B U T T, B U T T, b u t t, butt
I can't judge anyone with an AI companion because I want digimon to be real, and if you told me there WAS already an AI companion digimon app or whatever, it's over for me. I'm downloading it immediately and I just might be dating WereGarurumon within the hour ๐ฅด
Uncle Phil, you got to [eat] that man's B U T T
Post #Humpday. Really love this jocks that @migsy0925.bsky.social got for me. #underwear #gay #jockstrap
Chunky guys in crop tops and undies is my 2025 vibe. Happy #Humpday
Front or back?
Someone ordered a #wetwednesday and #humpday combo? I've got plenty of that ๐
Kiss my phat ass. ๐๐คญ๐คค #bi #bisexual #lgbt #lgbtq #gay #gayass #queer
You don't need an application, you can come right over ๐
Having to work is dumb, I just wanna make out with fat men and mutually cum on each other ๐ฉ
My vote is for the jockstrap ๐
I uhhhhhhh... I'm a bad plant dad and I need to replace my dead/dying house plants immediately so that nobody knows ๐
hump day
Whoa
Some added #TowelTuesday shots. Timing the exact moment is hard, but my dick isn't in that photo ๐
Giving #TowelTuesday a shot, did I do it right? ๐
That felt really good. ๐๐ฆ
Person: "Hi! How are you? :)" Me: I'm fine. Truly blessed to be working full time, nights and weekends, early mornings after late nights, sometimes 8 days in a row. I'm amazing, I'm so grateful, it's amazing to be here. Would you like to open a rewards account and save 10% off your purchase today?
Thank you! You're welcome to all the cake you'd like ๐ซถ๐
Thank youuu ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
He needs to pay the price for racial fetishization. Send that rice queen this way. ๐ถ I'll be his idol (fin dom ๐) ๐ต We could be free (from credit card debt ๐ฉ) ๐ถ My little soda pop (he's craving this Asian cock ๐คก) Okay, I'm done, I'm sorry, I'll see myself out now ๐
I can say this now ๐
We love 'em ๐ฅต
In that order ๐ฅต
Whoops I barely slept.. Was too busy in an anxious cycle of tossing and turning and jerking it so I can finally sleep, only to repeat the cycle for four hours. But you know, you can't sleep through your alarm if you don't sleep, so who's really winning here? The answer is nobody. Nobody is winning.
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in August.
IM MAKING GAYS FOR A BORING DUMB GAY FUCKING GAY GAY DONT GAY TO ME YOURE GAY IM NOT JEALOUS OF MY GAYSION YEAH THE GAY IS FUCKING GAY
Don't give up! If you die, I swear I'll kill you! You still owe me a rematch, goddammit, so you can't let something like a puny little cold beat you! GANBATTE ๐ญ
Um actually, The Fantastic Four: First Steps gets bumped down to a B- because they removed the scene of Reed showing Ben how to suck his own dick ๐ฉ
I can't have my edibles until I finish these errands. I NEED to do this TODAY. *lays in bed and watches Torren's exact Animorphs timeline for the umpeenth time*
Mon Colle Knights had 46 episodes dubbed? I only watched like 3 episodes, and that somehow led me to believe until now that it got cancelled early ๐
The episode on The Time Machine stuck with me as a child. The Morlocks terrified me, but what REALLY got me was that Joe, a CHILD, had a LINE of impatient customers at the YARD SALE yelling at him like, "This is 40% off, this is 10% off, this 35%, What's the price? You're too slow, I'm in a rush." ๐ซ
They were fotl ๐
I don't know why I even have a separate sfw account when I'm never on it anyways. I just sit in the corner of the break room and scroll through the fat cock feed discreetly ๐คท
Celebrating fat cock Friday a day early because I took these really good dick pics ๐๐
Happy #fcf boys! Daddy needs an eager boy to slobber on this hog. Reeeeeal nice and slow.
Quick pic before I get ready to go to work.
Early isn't it? ( #FCF post 1 I think)
Thanks bloomfies for the 1000 (and some change). Here's my celebratory load as promised ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐ Happy #FatCockFriday #FCF ๐ฅฐ
The mistake of not nutting before work and looking at bsky before clocking in ๐ณ
Uh oh itโs doing that thing again ๐ณ #fcf
Finally getting to WFH twice a week so if you need me... I'll be unzipping this #FCF ๐
Happy #fcf ๐ letโs get this Friday started the right way!
FCF stands for: Faggots for Carly Rae Jepsen Friday
It's Friday, I owe you some cock ๐ซจ
I need to be drenched in cum today tbh. Send me your best cum shot
Tummy Tuesday ๐ฉต
Sit on me? ๐ฎโ๐จ
I wore a jock on thong Thursday. But if I looked hot doing so, can you find it in your hardon to forgive me? ๐ฅน
๐ฆฆ just saying hi ๐๐ฝ
Loved this pic, whoโs getting on top ๐
๐ต Listen cause I'm ๐ต ๐ถ Preaching to the choir ๐ถ ๐ต CAN I GET MY CLOTHES OUT OF THE DRYERRRRRR ๐ต
Ooop almost forgot what time I work today, my load's gonna sit in the dryer :x
it's july 9th. happy anniversary to the ffxiv nightclub billboard
Oh wow, this person's hot! I can't wait to masturbate to their pics and videos. Oh nvm, they're a faceless reupload account and have no original content of their own. No sources, no alt text, no "I don't own any of these pics, DM me if you want it taken down"
If youโre not advocating for a socialist transformation of society I donโt actually care to hear about how everyone should be non violent because you donโt even believe that. You believe in the grotesque violence of capitalism. You have just accepted it and normalized it.
Omg happy birthday! ๐๐ฅณ
Just realized the drive thru people put an extra hash brown and sandwich in my bag. Oop. Maybe I'll open some magic cards today, see if I get some good pulls
Omg I'm seen! Xiรจxiรจ, sheh sheh ๐ผ
It's #TummyTuesday and all I have to wonder is why isn't anyone rubbing my tummy? ๐ฅน
Y'all like watching a guy jiggle as he cums, yeah? Then have I got a video for you today! And if you don't then watch anyway. Cause why not?
I'll take either Counter Blitz or Limit Break tbh
You always get my humor ๐
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Obligatory airplane pics โ๏ธ
Itโs Tuesday where I am so early Tiddies Tuesday post for yall
I did! And every week since her introduction, I wished we saw more of her
Just today, I'd have a one year supply of Raven Symoรฑรฉ, The Pointer Sisters (in or out of their Andrew Christian underwear), and a grand prize of $1 (that's a lot of fucking money)!
If I had a dollar for every time someone at work mistook me for Chinese ๐
Omg you're so right, maybe I'll wait till after summer ๐
Oh of course. I hang on to every little bit of facial hair my genetics can muster ๐
Playing with the idea of going bald ๐ค
here are some other resources ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ซถ๐ฝ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
BREAKING: The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering". It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE! #MAGAKidnappers
I guess celebrations are in order. Thanks for 900. Time to edge our way to 1000 ๐๐ฅ๐ฅต
Actually, that was Garnet panicking