Blerrmeister (@blerrycat1.bsky.social) reposted
Just a swamp witch making the funny. Lover of critters. Not a therapist, so I’ll make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. I put a spell on you! My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. 🌟 Read my essays on Medium. https://medium.com/@beckybunzy
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Eric (@astroeric12.bsky.social) reposted
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Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
😭😭😭
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Jim Crow Barrel, free grits with every lynching.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
Would Jim Crow Barrel be a better name to make the Whites once again happy about eating grits at that restaurant?
d.ly (@dly.bsky.social) reposted
every time someone publicly shits on bsky, Alf's hog only becomes more powerful
Pukicho (@pukicho.bsky.social) reposted
Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
He had 15 minutes of fame predicting shet and then he got weird.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
Who’s paying Nate Silver? That should explain why he’s an ass.
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts and lolz.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
He's overcome so much, Kim.
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
Gavin Newsom's IG post today ✨WHEEZING✨ 😭😭😭
Scott the Human (@flickerbucket.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Marc Maron: “You do realize we annoyed the average American into fascism.”
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
Y'all its not hard: you're either pro Nazi or Anti Nazi. If you think there's a middle lane or a compromise, you're not mistaken, you are a dumb Nazi.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao These people have no idea how much the majority of White people love Republican pedophiles.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
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😘💕💕💕
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
👀
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
*pouts*
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
💯 real ‘cuz of my glands
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
❤️
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
Trump gonna win all the Noble Prizes.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
It’ll grow back.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Something to celebrate the workers.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
I call this look satin mischief.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
All you get is one nipple. No feet.
Mike Feher (@saxmike71.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Damn girl, are you a labor union? Because you’re working it.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
😏
Air-rum (@aarum.bsky.social) reposted
YALL this is brilliant and mind blowing using the audio from Vietnam war on the national guard here in #DC
Mari Rochelle🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ⚢ 💙🧬☮️🗳️ (she/her) ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜🌶️ (@mari-rochelle.bsky.social) reposted
Somewhere in Iceland.
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
They won't be happy until the restaurant rebrands itself "OnlyCrackers Barrell"
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
😈
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
😘💕💕💕
Maximus (@themerciful.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Of course you left your feet out of that pix 🤣
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
NO SUMMONING OF THE FEEOPLE TODAY MAXIMUS!!!
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
Happy Labor Day, cowboys and kittens. 😘✌️
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
😭😭😭
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted
Depending on the composition of that day’s press pool I’m not 100% positive that if they saw Trump being fully Weekend at Bernied they’d actually report it.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
—😈
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
💯
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Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
The rules don’t apply to Republicans ’cuz the US is a Fascist fucken country. Always has been. The poor health and mental acuity of the President who also happens to be a rapist and a pedophile? The price of eggs? It only matters if it’s a Democrat. Republicans always get a pass.
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
Remember when Hillary coughed and the media were practically writing her obituary?
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
I like the em dash. Bolder than a comma or a semicolon.
Bishop Whitewind (@bishopwhitewind.bsky.social) reposted
Lol, LMAO.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
He is toast. lmao
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope.
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
Y'all mean the one motherfucker who loves the sound of his own voice more than anything else in the world has not called into Fox and Friends to tell "the haters and the losers" he's still alive. lmao y'all he's is
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yaaasss!!! 😭❤️
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Pub pizza.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
Trump is either dead or essentially in a coma.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a fucken shilll for Fascists.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
RIP
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
😭😭😭
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
I wonder if they'll use Stephen Miller's coffin for the funeral?
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
Not a peep about Trump’s health from the mainstream media. Just a bunch of Fascist ball garglers.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Woodrow Wilson vibes.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
👀
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
💀
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
If McTaco-Tits does run for Presididn't again in 2028 who do I need to convince in his campaign to use the slogan "Yes He Cankle"
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Deep.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
😏
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
omg 😭😭😭
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Tee hee hee.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
Look. We've all dealt with monsters for our entire lives. The trick is identifying the monster and then avoiding them. Fighting them. Killing them. These are all things which will more likely than not make you a monster for someone else. You get it?
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
😘💕💕💕
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
Trump absolutely feels the fact that millions, if not billions, of people want him dead. It's inescapable.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Would.
Jenn Nichole (@jnichole0193.bsky.social) reposted
Is it weird that I put Parmesan on my Velveeta Mac & cheese?
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
The reason Trump looks so good is that he conferred with RFK Jr. and now he's on a steady diet of urine, bleach and carrot juice. He should be able to live to a hundred with such sound medical advice.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
Don't worry, everybody. He's slowly melting into a pile of putrescence and offal. It's just a matter of time now.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. This country has always sucked. The fact that people are finding out about it now doesn't make this time any worse than the past. It's still bad, just different.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Kinda why I'm writing things down. I just want to look back on it to remember how insane things are now.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
I have a mustache now. If you want to kiss me, it's gonna tickle a bit. Just letting you know.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Woodrow Wilson was a vegetable after his stroke, and yet he still "served" for almost two years as president, so there's that.
Eric (@astroeric12.bsky.social) reposted
If he is very sick even on the verge of kicking the bucket the White House will not let anyone know. There is a long history of presidents being ill and in surgery and it being kept under wraps. So the silence might be deafening.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
My latest. Trying to keep it as objective as possible. I shetpost and literally show my ass here. My essays are more measured. medium.com/@beckybunzy/...
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
😭😭😭
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
Trump's doppelganger has a difficult day ahead. He's got to: 1. Not cheat at golf 2. Keep his neckpussy aligned 3. Shit himself at least 4 times in public 4. Shut the fuck up I'm telling y'all if he does #4 alone it proves that bitch is dead
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
We're witches, boo.
Sir BL3 (@sbdcmusic.com) reposted
We need more energy @easybakedoven.bsky.social
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
"Chairman Cow" 💀
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
They gave him lots of fluids.
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
🧐
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
meow
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
He met Putin what, a week ago? I hope that motherfucker drank the spicy tea
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
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Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Boom chicka wah-wah
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social) reply parent
😈
Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@beckybunzy.bsky.social)
11:11 make a wish.