You must be in a city if there's a left side of the road, a lot of trips to visit family would involve "try to find a place to pull off to the left if you meet someone going the other way, but keep in mind you may have to back up to do so"
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You must be in a city if there's a left side of the road, a lot of trips to visit family would involve "try to find a place to pull off to the left if you meet someone going the other way, but keep in mind you may have to back up to do so"
Tarkus by ELP. It's an amazing track but would wreck the energy.
A pop up box on Tylenol dot com
Bruh. This, but for trans men like you. Whatever you decide, I'm proud to have you as a brother.
You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
History rhymes a bit too well sometimes.
This follows reporting by Ken Klippenstein that the FBI will label trans people as domestic terrorists. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbi-readie...
Heritage Foundation has released an absolutely insane policy proposal to label all trans people as domestic terrorists. It uses completely made up instances of terrorism and made up statistics but facts don't matter to them. They want us all eradicated.
The Jimmy Kimmel firing, Colbert's show, what's happening at WaPo, CBS... legacy journalism is slowly but surely coming under state control. It is more important now than ever before that we support the independent journalists out there doing the work not beholden to a fascist's bidding.
@assignedmedia.org The site seems to stutter forward one paragraph at a time, which I find distracting. I guess I could send it to Instapaper, but is there a benefit to your analytics—do you get a report of how far the average reader scrolls?
This is how I found our Robert Redford died. RIP
My local grocery store (Brookshire's) has this! You can put comments on each item, like "please choose a ripe tomato, I'm using it tonight", and for the whole order, like "if you don't have any good fresh basil right now, please cancel the whole order". I wish more places did that.
so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!
"Gender Ideology" is do-I-get-to-exist. "Just asking questions" - yes, the question is, do-I-get-to-exist. "Shoving it down our throats" - Existing. "Debate" - yes, over whether I get to exist. "I was shut down by the far left" - when you said people don't/shouldn't exist.
It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
LILO & STITCH (2002)
the one trick mods don’t want you to know
"We are many. We are not going anywhere. And we are here for each other." Do yourself a major favor and read this NOW. (And if you're hiring a film critic or entertainment journalist, please hire Lisa, she's the best!)
Reading like 90% of the news
Well Brazil’s courts still work. Stage a coup, go to jail. What a novel idea. Jair Bolsonaro sentenced to 27 years in prison for plotting Brazil coup www.bbc.com/news/article...
Live Translate to the rescue! Uh... "The sides are tightly firm, so when you come, the volume of your breasts becomes round and nicely round"?? Thanks Google, I guess??
...or might turn out to have been a complete fabrication
Use your corniest Irish accent
Joke answer: you can eat 239 without dangerous amounts of flatulence, but adding one more would make it too farty
Serious answer: 25 eggs might be more protein than you ought to consume in a day, at least on a regular basis, depending on your mass (www.health.harvard.edu/nutrition/wh...
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
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Anti-muslim hate group hired to oversee distribution of humanitarian aid in Gaza. They refused to speak to the BBC, but fortunately hit “reply all” on their internal thread about it, revealing their members and discussion. www.bbc.com/news/article...
I get that it's very challenging for people to wrap their brains around this, but it's worth re-iterating: Musk and Trump decided a few months ago to kill millions globally by destroying USAID in a fit of pique, which has almost destroyed the global aid sector, and nothing is replacing that money.
This should be illegal.
Quash, quash, quash. All this quashing and it's always being done to armies or legal paperwork. Can't a girl quash a pint of garlic pickles once in a while?
Being trans is great, but it would nicer during a time when my mere existence is not a form of protest
🎶 Schrodinger He's the man The man whose cat may be dead Or alive instead Such a humdinger Forces you to enter a quantum flux of what the fux 🎶 (new lyrics to the Goldfinger theme just dropped)
Great news. Let's do this everywhere. www.krqe.com/news/politic...
"Fuck me, I guess"
Damn, why didn't @transitics.substack.com tell me about the ducklings?
Trans news is often frustrating news. Side note, I'm all for bleets.
Okay, maybe not an exact quote, but I stand by the comparison! youtu.be/9wWUc8BZgWE
It makes me mad that youtube buried our last episode of cancel me daddy because we dared talk about NSFW topics. it was in no way salacious and it was a frank and needed conversation about government policy. and yet it is the least viewed episode in months. youtu.be/lwRGW0Jb9TI?...
Marshall MacLuhan in Annie Hall
I don't like that I recognize that quote 🤣
As a guy who got a cancer that was probably caused by a virus, I think we should have /more/ vaccines.
Wow, @samreich.bsky.social really HAS been here the whole time
we’re going to have to throw a lot of people in jail after all this is over
*typing sounds* “qualifications for nobel prize nomination: 1) unilaterally renamed department of defense to department of war”
Same and same!!
This sounds awfully familiar. I remember 1996, when Cuba shot down humanitarian pilots in Cessnas and Fidel Castro claimed they were "terrorists". US–Cuba relations never recovered.
Who, this guy? Gross. www.erininthemorning.com/p/dem-congre...
I will never apologize for a post
Here's the video Trump just posted to Truth Social, with the claim that 11 people aboard the boat were killed. There is zero evidence of self-defense here. Looks like a massacre of civilians at sea. Even if they had drugs aboard, that's not a capital offense.
It’s not just that the President of the United States posted a video of eleven people being murdered in international waters it’s that the President of the United States ordered the murder of eleven people in international waters so he could post a video of it.
See? This shit is why I'm not going to let up on Newsom or other transphobic Democrats: they might otherwise go the Labour route and plunge the country into full on transphobia as policy.
if you wrote the words "allegorically," "polysyllabic," and "hillbilly" 25 times each you would still have fewer Ls than the Trump administration
why can't the democrat messaging on trans people be "no, we are not going to force children to undergo genital inspections in order to play sports"
Watching a movie on Kanopy for free because I have a library card which is also free. Folks, if this ain’t livin
Chatbots killing their users suggests that big tech has transitioned from simple parasite to parasitoid, indicating that keeping the host alive is no longer essential for their evolutionary strategy
And we wondered how on earth they expected anyone to pay off their student loans. Silly us...
What the fuck is wrong with LGBTQ Nation. Seriously. RFK Jr did not say this. If he does you'll see it from me.
Nah. It's like that episode where the guy was fatally crushed by a massive object but wouldn't actually die until they removed it, so they left it in place while everyone said goodbye.
hey hey rfk how many kids did you kill today
Does the note strike anyone else as the work of Veronica Sawyer?
There should be a British food truck called A Bit of Frying Lorry.
On a rare occasion there are announcements which happen over the air that almost no one hears. These things usually don't make news. Happy 50th birthday @PghEMS
May it be so. Sympathy to you!
I kinda don't like sharing this, but it's necessary, because people are still saying things like, "If they go after visas? Tourist visas and student visas and work visas? Then they will destroy the US economy! They don't know that! Mistake!" Dear reader, they do know that. Their plan requires it.
It stands for "Banishing Ritual of Fuck Right Off."
I'm am absolutely on board with the blunt but long-overdue honesty of this hot drinks machine.
A decade-long effort to boost one man's reputation was undone in a matter of weeks. www.wired.com/story/wikipe...
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
Still remember one study where they had "AI" look at photos to diagnose cancer and it had like a 98% or 99% accuracy... ...except all the photos of actual tumors had a ruler next to them for scale. And the algorithm just got really good at spotting rulers in a photograph.
Ohio parents of kids with disabilities are receiving letters from the school board demanding they pay “extra” for their disabled children. This is ableism and discrimination at its finest. They weren’t even given adequate warning. Just 17 days to pay up.
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Or this www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V_f...
One thing that doing creative work teaches you is that ideas are worth nothing. Anybody can have an idea. In a writers room you have to come up with a hundred ideas a day, and most of those don’t make the page. It’s the work of making something that gives it value. The patina of humanity.
He's a human Reichstag.
Y'know, at some point y'all are gonna have to chisel that poem off the base of that big ass statue, or at least cover the damn thing with a tarp. i mean jesus.
@jessesword.com *snort* xkcd.com/3123/
Your anger at the news of a Running Man remake is understandable. I felt just as much anger when I saw the 1987 movie after reading a much better (and entirely different) novella. If you haven't read it yet, you're in for a real treat!
A lot of 12 year olds are going to learn the phrase "op sec" in the next few years. "Are those burner shoes?" "I didn't think --" "You're not SUPPOSED to fucking THINK, Skylar, you're supposed to follow FUCKING PROTOCOL."
Unfettered by common sense!
🎵 Your favorite man of song Lived almost a century long ‘Til your wife's birthday, so how do you mourn and cry? Quietly, quietly, quiet-L-Y. 🎵 www.nytimes.com/2025/07/27/a...
Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
So beautiful! I've gotta wonder who put that @datadoghq.com code in the Gastronauts mainframe...
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
How can you have a reasonable suspicion that an American citizen is in the country illegally? You can’t How can you have a probable cause that an American citizen is in the country illegally? You can’t How can you lawfully deport an American citizen for being in the country illegally? You can’t
Yeah
on the left, the carpet that's been down in one of the bars of my pub for at least 50 years. centre, the hole that a (now) little old fella called Bill has made by shuffling his feet when he gets excited about horse racing over half a century. right, the carpet as revealed under a fitted bench
I hope someday we can rename it for Marvin Dunn.
Yeah, he doesn't deserve the honor. It was just the name I heard growing up, but fuck that guy.
Why is Edesia hoarding them for profit when they could ship them to save lives?
Instead of “Alligator Alcatraz” or “Alligator Auschwitz”, let me suggest that we call it simply the Dade-Collier Concentration Camp. Hang the name on Florida. Make them own this disgraceful moment in U.S. history. Make our grandchildren lobby to change the name of Dade County out of shame.
(to my consternation they already changed the county name to Miami-Dade, but I'll be from Dade County til I die)
or "Everglades Concentration Camp", but yes
it’s worth making this more explicit: The NYT is suggesting Zohran lied by checking off both “Asian” & “African”, because (in their view) someone of Indian descent born & raised in Africa isn’t “truly” African. Which was also how Idi Amin justified expelling Zohran’s father & thousands of others.
A moment of silence please for #USAID, which is officially shuttered after months of dismantling. Why a moment of silence? Not only for the employees. But also for the estimated 14 MILLION deaths by 2030 predicted without the agency. @altusaid.altgov.info www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...