Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Guess who is getting a breast reduction? ☺️
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Guess who is getting a breast reduction? ☺️
KikiDoodle & Purrmaids (@kikidoodle.bsky.social) reposted
I'm here at Rose City Comic con in Portland! Booth 1738 by the writer's block! (Opposite side from artist alley) The Layout this year means people haven't been finding my booth. Please tell folk who might like cats, mermaids, or other goodies to look for the Purrmaids booth 🥰
Foxfeather Zenkova (@foxfeather.bsky.social) reposted
Hey! Did you know it's the best day of the year? International Vulture Day is here!! It's a day to celebrate, share & support vultures, the most endangered (and misunderstood) family of birds in the world. Take a moment to share a vulture with someone just how cool and important they are! #ivad2025
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok but look at this thiccums
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I hope the Eagles win the Superbowl so they can turn down seeing Trump again.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I also would like to see a Sabrina Carpenter/Chappell Roan collab, that is Jennifer’s Body themed. They’re killing boys. Please 🙏 I beg.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I would love to hear NIN cover Disease by Lady Gaga 🙏
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
This will be such a huge quality of life improvement if it works out.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Had a consultation with breast reduction DR, said I’m a good candidate for it (as in insurance might cover). DR submitted pictures/notes to the insurance, takes 2-3 weeks to hear back from them. Op usually books 4 months out. Recovery takes 2-3 weeks, and 6-8weeks until I can lift again.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m extremely hopeful with Ripley now. She’s eating, drinking, and using the box. Acting way more normal. 🥹 Im broke but grateful I get to have more time with my best bud. I have to schedule a follow up appointment but my baby is a badass.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Yesterday I dropped $6k at the emergency on my cat Ripley. She’s been hospitalized for 24-48hrs and they’re not sure what’s going on with her and my mental state is in a blender.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to cut her off completely. And they fired my boss who I had a mostly good working relationship with. Moral at work is at an all time low 🥲
Daniel Dockery (@dandock.bsky.social) reposted
I don't know who emotionally needs this right now, but here's a bunch of big creature animatronics from the late '90s
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
The cute trainer that I have a tiny crush on said I was strong as shit and my teeth are dazzling. They weren’t flirting but it still did wonders for my confidence. 💪😚
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
So things are at least heading into a better direction. I’m actually so proud of spotting red flags and setting firm boundaries. Therapy is actually so fucking rad 👏
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
Fortunately our office is big enough and our departments don’t overlap, so I might be able to avoid her. I just wish she would at least consider looking into getting some professional help. My head space hasn’t always been the greatest so I understand the struggle and therapy really has helped me.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
I really hope it doesn’t have to come to that. I am not made for that level of confrontation 🥲
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
Yupp. These texts made me realize I made the right choice. If you want to try sway someone’s mind, behavior like that is not going to work in your favor. At this point I’m afraid of even being friends after this.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
So I put a firm boundary on JUST FRIENDS on Thursday. She was crying in her car. Monday I gave her her birthday gift early, she seemed like everything was ok until that night. She is scaring tf out of me now.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I was watching a show and the subtitles lined up on stairs in the most satisfying way I almost cried.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
We got the nerfed because we were to powerful 🥲
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Does anyone else refer to their health problems as stacking debuffs, or is that just a me thing?
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Every so often my brain likes to remind me of the time I sealed my Geo Prism car keys behind a client’s insulation and dry wall. On the day I drove my boss in. Had to have my parents bring me the spare. One day they’ll do another renovation and wonder whose fucking keys they are.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
I like her as a friend but then she says unhinged MAGA shit and my skin just crawls.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
1000% confirmed oh no.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Went to a Halsey show last night. Phenomenal. If you’re a fan she puts on an amazing show, and if you have the chance to see her snatch that shit UP.
Tess Fowler Gutierrez (@tessfowler.bsky.social) reposted
There are ZERO riots. I am in downtown Los Angeles. There are live feeds of everything that was here and what went down in Paramount. Dudes on mini bikes making noise and people holding Fuck Ice signs etc. But no violence from protesters. None. Cannot say the same about the opposition.
Wendy Molyneux (@wendymolyneux.bsky.social) reposted
The spin has already started as if our entire city is in chaos. I went from Burbank all the way over to Koreatown on surface streets tonight and jackshit was happening. The CNN coverage makes it look like world war 3 and that’s what Trump wants so he and his fucking goons can come shoot Angelenos.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m literally 5’ 4” wtf 😂😂😂
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I just need you guys to know, I’ve gotten SO beefy that I’ve been added to my companies emergency/panic alert button for when the front desk needs help. BRUH. 💪😂
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Almost forgot to reupload this for pride, hoping you’re doing fantastic queen 💅 Happy Pride Month yall! #PrideMonth #BrieLarson
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
Also I forgot she shared this book on her instagram
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
…did I manifest Brie Larson being a gay furry?
im rob (@bobacupcake.bsky.social) reposted
its a mystery
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
What a polite upstanding gentleman 🥹
Corey Brickley Illustration (@coreybrickley.bsky.social) reposted
Execs & Marketing when human artists work on designs for a project vs. when an AI generates incomprehensible slop for them
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Steve! 👏
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I got CPR and First Aid certified yesterday and started learning basic boxing today. 🫡
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I will never hear Cher’s Believe and not think of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 🤷♀️
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I think my coworker might be falling in love with me oh no. 😟
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I accidentally opened twitter and god I’m so depressed. 🤦♀️
Talia "AFAB" Bhatt ♀︎♀︎ (@taliabhatt.itch.io) reposted
The disabled aren't in the poem either, and that's equally telling.
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Ok it helps that I’m claustrophobic and hate using elevators 😬
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
Slice them up and freeze them for fruit smoothies!
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah and I thought Pennywise was scary.
Hank Green (@hankgreen.bsky.social) reposted
If you’re looking for some sleepy time white noise tonight, I had an ~~idea~~ this week… It’s a white noise video that donates all revenue to Partners in Health and you can watch it here: youtu.be/dv2XyqC-EQ4
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly I just looked at him like I’m bored. I’m not afraid of him and I think that probably is part of why he’s always so mad. Just wondering if I tell him I carry pepper spray on my walks. I also added the non emergency police number to my phone. Just in case.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the third or fourth INCIDENT of him doing something similar.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
That one weird neighbor is doing passive aggressive shit trying to keep me off his sidewalk when I do my laps. He literally came strutting towards me with a broom held out horizontally all squared up. Posturing. Two separate laps. Yelling at me to walk in the street. Wtf is wrong with men.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Body dysmorphia is just really weird. Like sometimes I’ll be saying something mean about myself to someone, and they’ll just look at me like, “is this person in the room?” And it’s weird because I really don’t think about other people’s meat prison like that.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
So my work has some bizarre art hanging up. Including a cat that looks like it’s yawning or having a serious weed cough. I love it.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
Them, working till they die to do as much damage to everyone as they can. Us, working until we die because that’s all we can afford. 🥲
The Art of Asty (@theartofasty.bsky.social) reposted
You hate Disney live action remakes cuz you hate women and minorities I hate Disney live action remakes cuz I hate shallow appeals to nostalgia and the framing of animation as a lesser medium, we are not the same
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I can officially do chin ups. Fucking STOKED to hit one of my fitness goals.
Ben Templesmith (@templesmith.bsky.social) reposted
NooOOOooo... all you do is... and I know it's a novel concept for those in the tech business world... you *pay for the materials that make up your products*. Unbelievable, yet it's been going on for many centuries now. If the only way you create is to steal, then that's a YOU problem.
Soraya Nadia McDonald (@sorayanadiamcdonald.com) reposted
A model is emerging, which is simply pretending the First Amendment doesn't exist
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
People will literally get mad at anything. I had a neighbor yell at me for walking on the sidewalk in front of his house. Do you really not have any real problems to stress about?!
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted
CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up. Tomorrow is the cloture vote. KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️ Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill. Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
I was just talking to my friend about this. People being fat phobic about plane seats like, normal skinny/small people are sitting there with their knees tucked under their chin. Bigger seats are a win for everyone, but no let’s be fat phobic dicks because capitalism/ableism 🤷♀️
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
I would have actually been LESS mad if I dropped it on the floor, the dog would have been ecstatic and seeing that would have canceled rage mode
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
I once was making eggs and I tried to put them in my plate. Instead I threw them right into the sink. I was so mad I didn’t eat all (obv not the best way to handle but fuck I was so ready for those eggs)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave. Tell them: 1. Vote NO on Cloture AND 2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill. Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it. TODAY is the showdown. 🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for reminding me how much I miss this show 🥲
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
My favorite part about the Eagles is of the two times the won the Superbowl and were invited Trump’s White House they were like “nah we good” BDE 💜👏💜
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
God I love my gym 🥹 the vibes are immaculate.
Mike Cook (@mikecook82.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Rewatching #Centaurworld this show was such a banger. Loved the art style. Great VA. Most the songs are good. I loved the weird endearing characters, I loved the world building.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Took twitter off the first page of my phone screen. I basically only open it out of habit, and then I’m absolutely miserable. Replaced it with Pokémon TCGP. Add me, I just started. 7532487882304424
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I’ve been battling a cold that turned into pneumonia over the course of like 4 weeks. Through the entirety of it, Ripley has not left my side. She is such a good cat idk what I’d do without her. 💜🐈⬛💜
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Guess who got pneumonia again 🥲 At least I can sleep for the next 3 days guilt free
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
How the rest of yall American’s keeping sane because everyday it’s getting harder?
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I missing have the joy and excitement of doing art. I’ve just been so burned out. It’s been so long this I’ve completed anything. (For me at least, I do corporate design and don’t usually get to have too much fun with it)
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Watching a bunch of spoiled evil nepo babies bitching about DEI is wild.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t remember that lamp. I do remember monkey lamp though
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I need you guys to see this gorgeous lamp I just trash picked.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social) reply parent
On Martin Luther King Jr day…
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Definitely not fucking terrifying the richest man on the planet throwing up a nazi salute on national television during a presidential inauguration. This is the darkest timeline.
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I photoshopped myself into my coworker’s Christmas family portrait for said coworker’s mother. I’m dying because she loved it so much she printed it out for her desk
Ash Whiffin (@ashwhiffin.bsky.social) reposted
Christmas beetles display some of the most exquisite iridescence in nature, from shimmering golds to vibrant greens. It’s more impressive than any festive light display! ✨ So here’s some beetle royalty… the Queen (Anoplognathus viriditarsis) & King (Anoplognathus viridiaeneus) 🪲 Happy holidays!
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I just had a man come charging out of his house and yelling at me I’m not allowed to walk on his sidewalk anymore. If he does that shit again I’m calling the cops. You can’t harass people for using public sidewalks.
Izzy Fox, PhD 🍉 (@izzyfox.bsky.social) reposted
PSA for newbies: Please include ALT text on your images. This is an inclusive space for blind and visually impaired people. Don't arrive late to the party and ignore a bunch of people. Also, please share this skeet, rather than liking it, to ensure the message gets delivered. Thanks!
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
Look what I picked up on the way to work this morning 💜
Beetleburr Gorgonzola Larson (@beetleburr.bsky.social)
I made a very important sign for my desk at work