Kari Lake the disgraced liar and traitor who helped make this happen?
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Kari Lake the disgraced liar and traitor who helped make this happen?
America’s short road from democracy to dictatorship has been made possible by the cowards at @nytimes.com
After nearly one week without unfettered access to the elderly President of the United States, @nytimes.com publisher A.G. Sulzberger is somehow managing to control his rage.
Literally.
The short road to collaborating with Nazis.
This is not transparency. Nearly everything the GOP just “released” has already been released. This is a pathetic attempt by Republicans to buy them more time to bury this crisis. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
“President Trump speaking about a mandate for dictatorship is a nothingburger, and there are two perfectly valid sides to every story.” —chickensh*t @nytimes.com editors
Pritzker: "I refuse to pretend that any of this is normal ... I refuse to fall into the pundit trap that demands we sacrifice vital constitutional rights if it's being done in the fake guise of fighting crime."
Case closed, amiright?
Nearly one full week without access to the President of the United States is no longer a dealbreaker.
Wow, House Republicans are going to a lot of trouble not to force the release of the real Epstein files. The real files, the ones that we know Donald Trump features in, since FBI agents working at the direction of Bondi and Patel spent a lot of time redacting his name.
BREAKING: WaPo is easily duped.
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
Condition #3 is hereby satisfied!
New York Times editors order reporters to ignore the twin scandals of President Trump hiding in his basement for a week and frantically covering up his friends’ child sex crimes.
Washington Post editors conduct a sanewashing campaign on behalf of a self-described “dictator.”
Every day @nytimes.com editors sow confusion about Trump’s fitness for public office by declining to hold him to the Biden standard.
New York Times editors hand over their balls to a self-described “dictator.”
"The White House wants to move on, and the House Republican leadership wants to move on," the @punchbowlnews.bsky.social co-founder says of the only human beings who matter. But "Massie and a bunch of Democrats" want to make their lives difficult with this "hubbub" about Trump's pedophile friends.
Doing a solid impersonation of his doppelgänger and BFF Mike Johnson, Jake Sherman rolls his eyes at "this Epstein nonsense," complete with the circus of child-sex-trafficking victims demanding the transparency Republicans promised mere months ago on the campaign trail.
Poor @punchbowlnews.bsky.social reporters, having their nonstop ball-washing of savvy Republicans interrupted by the viral story of a flailing White House child-sex-crimes coverup.
Epstein September begins today, but @washingtonpost.com editors plan to appease their boss and his billionaire bestie by pretending to be oblivious.
Every few days, @nytimes.com editors spend five seconds weighing the possibility of putting Donald Trump’s least favorite news story on their homepage before cowering in fear like usual.
The latest proof that @washingtonpost.com editors have been ordered to avoid holding Trump to the Biden standard.
New York Times editors adopt a policy of applying standards to Democrats only.
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos issues a decree that the twin scandals of President Trump covering up child sex crimes and hiding in his basement for an entire week are nothingburgers.
In other news, @nytimes.com editors hand press-hating fascists a license to cover up child sex crimes with impunity.
“Republicans are indisputably entitled to dodge questions about, and bribe convicted pedophiles in service of, flailing White House child-sex-crimes coverups.” —chickensh*t @washingtonpost.com editors
Did he convey to Trump how personally disappointed he is with the presidential pardons of “people who stormed the Capitol” and bludgeoned police officers on live TV? Just kidding! That would remind Trump that he’s liberally biased like Liz Cheney.
This is how @nytimes.com editors cover an elderly President of the United States when he’s not a scary Republican.
“Here’s how we can protect ourselves from the gulag.” —delusional @nytimes.com editors
57 days into the brazen White House child-sex crimes coverup fueling an unprecedented bipartisan backlash against Trump. One day until a bipartisan press event pulls his broken transparency promises back into the spotlight. Zero "Epstein" or "Maxwell" mentions on the @washingtonpost.com homepage.
Washington Post editors carry President Trump through the twin scandals of hiding in his basement for a week and conducting a flailing child-sex-crimes coverup, because his billionaire bestie Jeff Bezos insists.
New York Times editors hate democracy.
Washington Post editors plan to keep helping the Trump administration survive one political firestorm after another, because those are their marching orders.
Comprehensive sanewashing of a self-described “dictator” creates the conditions necessary for @washingtonpost.com editors to remain employed.
The raises on their brains affect how @washingtonpost.com editors apply standards to the President of the United States.
New York Times and Washington Post editors publish a combined total of zero headlines about our elderly president spending the past week in hiding, because standards are for libs and poors only.
New York Times editors tweak their objectivity guidelines so they can avoid holding a self-described “dictator” to their Joe Biden standard.
“If you’re on a self-described dictator’s hit list, the best appeasement strategy is completely debasing yourself.” —chickensh*t @nytimes.com editors
President Trump intensifying his praise of @washingtonpost.com now that Jeff Bezos has banned headlines that hurt delicate fascist fee-fees.
Washington Post editors demonstrate their willingness to look the other way when the barely coherent elderly president is their boss’s billionaire bestie.
In other news, @washingtonpost.com editors will be charged with “biased” thought crimes and disappeared following Trump’s declaration of martial law, no matter how hard he applauds their billionaire boss.
The disappearance of the famously attention-starved President of the United States from public view provides @nytimes.com editors with their latest opportunity to carve out another special Trump exception.
When @nytimes.com finally works up the courage to request an interview and gets denied, A.G. Sulzberger will order up a breathless page-one exposé, I’m sure. 🙃
Viral rumors of ill health are dogging the barely coherent and famously attention-starved President of the United States, who has not come face to face with reporters in a week, and has only been glimpsed in public through a telephoto lens. But he's not an elderly *Democrat* so nothing to see here!
And by “one of Trump’s most outspoken defenders,” they mean “one of Trump’s seditious co-conspirators and the second most notorious traitor in all of human history.”
Rudy Giuliani, the mayor of Crazy Town, who famously helped President Trump make this happen?
President Trump’s “deal” with @nytimes.com editors redefines “objectivity.”
But many fine millionaire pundits from across the political spectrum have been assuring me for decades that the Times is liberally biased.
In other news, Donald Trump will not succeed Joe Biden in being dogged by questions about his mental and physical health, because standards are for libs and poors only.
In other news, when @washingtonpost.com editors are found guilty of “biased” thought crimes and shipped off to Uganda, Jeff Bezos will say nothing.
Just remembering when slack jaw POTUS was a red alert situation.
Because the press takes its cues from @nytimes.com and Trump hasn’t hurt A.G. Sulzberger’s fee-fees yet.
I’m sure if Trump is at all impaired by a health issue people will be very understanding.
“This is a time to rally around our self-described dictator and shield him from consequences.” —gutless @nytimes.com editors
Washington Post editors use their strong sense of smell to sniff out “biased” news and save their boss’s billionaire bestie from embarrassment.
The latest broad-daylight assault on fundamental democratic norms, brought to you with a shrug by the president’s friends at @washingtonpost.com
Rudy Giuliani, the mayor of Crazy Town, who conspired with the White House to make this happen?
The experience of being ruled by a self-described “dictator” gets framed as normal and unremarkable by @washingtonpost.com
Fighting the Waste, Fraud and Abuse™ that permits the people they’re openly screwing to vote them out of office.
Trump said this weekend it “would not bother me” to see James Comey and John Brennan arrested by his people. He’s actually giving a directive to his lieutenants: “It would please me very much…proceed accordingly.” This is not normal. There’s a mob boss in the Oval Office.
Trump's dodging the cameras as much as he's been dodging the Epstein files
New York Times editors push a self-described “dictator” into feeling invincible. (Great idea!)
As the Fourth Reich nears, @washingtonpost.com editors help the President of the United States tout the virtues of dictatorship with impunity so Jeff Bezos will give them raises.
Washington Post vs. Maria F***ing Bartiromo
Rudy Giuliani, the mayor of Crazy Town, who conspired with the President of the United States to make this happen?
Because standards are for libs and poors only.
As planes filled with “biased” American journalists depart for Uganda, @nytimes.com editors will wish they had covered this like the five-alarm fire it was.
A man who found a nationally televised violent coup attempt to be disqualifying gets paid by @cnn.com to pretend it was fine.
In related news, @nytimes.com editors have rejected the notion that Republicans ought to respect fundamental democratic norms.
“The impulse behind honoring Babbitt treats service as a partisan token, not a sacred covenant. It blurs the line between lawful sacrifice and unlawful violence. It tells those who gave their lives in defense of the Constitution that their oath was [not] meaningful.”
I don’t feel like the problem is Dems conceding so much as it is The Liberal Media™ crowning the GOP the party of law and order and refusing to tweak that narrative, no matter how many crimes Republicans commit in broad daylight, on live TV, in front of God and Jesus and everybody.
CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @mluckovichajc)
A collection of clips from MSNBC of multiple Republicans getting booed at town halls this week.
In related news, President Trump terminated the threat of @nytimes.com headlines that hurt his fee-fees by issuing threats of prosecution and imprisonment.
New York Times editors think they have identified the secret to avoiding the gulag, but they are delusional.
In related news, no one will block the Trump administration’s post-Reichstag deportation of @cnn.com executives to Uganda, because courts will no longer be a thing.
After years of bending over backwards to appease press-hating fascists, @nytimes.com editors don’t even think about holding Trump to the Biden standard.
Throughout @cnn.com’s history, its executives have been rich white men who like deregulation and billionaire tax cuts. But that won’t stop the newly socialism-curious Republican president from seizing their assets and throwing them in the gulag.
In other news, “biased” @cnn.com executives will voice outrage at being abducted and disappeared by masked brownshirts, but no one in America will hear them screaming from CECOT.
The easy pickings of the President of the United States claiming a mandate for dictatorship required @nytimes.com to transcribe his words and put them at the top of its homepage under a 9/11-point headline. But that was too much work.
The number of @nytimes.com editors with a spine is zero.
“America’s ostensible democracy protects our right to a career in journalism, but the fee-fees of a self-described dictator come first.” —chickensh*t @washingtonpost.com editors
New York Times editors ask if it’s really a big deal for a self-described “dictator” to keep a campaign promise.
In other news, futile protests will erupt among “biased” @cnn.com executives when Donald Trump’s brownshirt army storms their offices and puts them in ankle restraints.
The President of the United States inflicts his “dictator” fantasies on Americans with zero pushback from his enablers at @washingtonpost.com
New York Times editors win the title of Most Spineless Cowards Ever™
In related news, an emergency phone call from David Zaslav to President Trump will not stop the deportation of “biased” @cnn.com executives to Uganda, because press-hating fascists are impossible to appease.
Scott Jennings, who condemned Donald Trump for “violating his oath of office” with a deadly “insurrection,” will serve time in CECOT after Laura Loomer (or whoever) screens this footage in the Oval Office.
“If we fight a principled battle on behalf of the Constitution that protects press freedom, we could lose our war to avoid the gulag.” —chickensh*t @nytimes.com editors
The goal isn’t separating lies from truth, but helping liars feel comfortable about lying.
In other news, President Donald Trump will not notify “biased” @cnn.com executives before his brownshirt army moves on their offices, abducts them, and loads them onto a plane bound for Libya.
Every day is fantasy fascism day in America thanks to the eagerness of @nytimes.com editors to normalize “dictator” talk.
In other news, @nytimes.com is moving to cancel coverage of the democracy beat now that “dictator” talk from the President of the United States is normal and acceptable.
In other news, chickensh*t @nytimes.com editors are (quietly) celebrated by press-hating fascists for looking the other way while Donald Trump uses the power of the presidency to cover up child sex crimes.
The nation’s top newspapers falsely suggest that the President of the United States claiming a mandate for dictatorship is a nothingburger.
Almost every editor at @washingtonpost.com understands that this is disgraceful, but they’re all too aware that Jeff Bezos will fire them if they hurt the president’s fee-fees.
In related news, @cnn.com executives have decided to flee America when their pathetic bid to appease their way out of the gulag ends in failure.
“A violent nation does not deserve a peace-loving president bound by laws and fundamental democratic norms.” —chickensh*t @nytimes.com editors