I infused the heavy cream with Lemon zest and lavender from my garden last year that was drying in the basement.
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I infused the heavy cream with Lemon zest and lavender from my garden last year that was drying in the basement.
Panna cotta with blackberry coulis and fresh blueberries. Wish it glowed more. Tastes delicious.
Even a romanced Lavellan is owed at least one hit. My post VG head cannon is as soon as they get fade prisoned she gives him a solid punch for Crestwood alone 😂
I'm incredibly lucky as I would have had to wait another year before I was eligible for screening (35). But un/luckily I discovered I have a rare gene mutation called Li Fraumeni syndrome so I was able to get screened earlier.
I just gotta put the energy out there that he suffers more than I have to. As the self proclaimed Anti-Trump
I see we share a type.
That's so cute and such good news.
Honestly my family not liking my SO made me like him more 😂
Some people who menstruate do not identify as women. Hope this helped ✌️
Never would have connected the two, thanks 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 My sister texted me "Congratudolences" when I told her, so this does earn a giggle from me
I'm glad I'm not the only one who went there immediately
H. H. Holmes reborn
(he didn't really, but I felt like he did 🤣)
Fun fact, Bo Burnham wrote "white woman Instagram" about me. Also I saw that special just after turning 30 so it really resonated with me. Still in my on repeat years later.
I love the egg. But I also think my Lavellan is owed like one good punch to his dome.
Me.
Nice. My bf recently redid my pc so I lost some cc I loved. Might go shopping myself sometime soon. Since I refuse to buy any more EA content and sometimes you need some new stuff to make things fresh.
I'll have to keep this in mind. I meet with my oncologist on the 10th to discuss treatment options. Coffee keeps me alive 😂 I'd hate to give it up 😂
The little orange flower you see is actually nasturtium because they drive away squash bugs apparently.
I love that I purchased a trellis for my zucchino and she was like "fuck that she fuck this box" I did manage to vine it back into the box 🤣
Zucchino, also known as zucchino rampicante. It's a vining squash that tastes fairly similar and is very disease resistant. If left on the vine they brown and become a winter stable squash that makes for good soups.
Every fuckin year I battle powdery mildew just ravaging my plants, and my zucchini is usually the culprit. Switching from zucchini to zucchino changed the game. My peppers on the far end of the yard have a little but I've had almost no issue with powdery mildew.
Hell fuckin yes!!!!
Lose 50lbs in one year using one simple trick doctors hate. (it's called cancer 🤣🤣🤣🤣)
Stage 1 DCIS the most treatable out there 👍👍
I'm just saying. I need him to die😂 because it's only fair.
This post is tone deaf and harmful. Truly. Go fuck off. Next time you think about posting, maybe read the fucking room and then walk all the way the fuck out.
Fuck off bot. You see cancer you think the sign???? I have breast cancer you fuck.
Look, I share a birthday with the man. I was diagnosed with cancer a week ago. I'm 34, him having cancer would be karma for me. Because wtf.
They could have just used my name, fuckin hell 🤣
I have infused the heavy cream with lavender from my garden and lemon zest. Gonna top it with blackberry coulis I made at the same time.
You will find once I have an idea it's hard to put me off.
Homies tone stakes were 7.99 a lb. Ur girl is eating STEAK 2NITE!!!!!
She's 18, too old for him
Bought him from the same farm they got Fake Melania from.
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I think it is a lovely place to keep the bird feathers I collect (don't worry I put them in ziplocs and freeze them for a month to kill any mites)
That reminds me that I need to descale my electric kettle.
Wow okay how are you me
Also. Like I'm so happy lately like this last week. Even though I was given the dx on Monday and crashed my bike on Tuesday. Not talking to my mom had actually been peaceful. I know I'd be in a pit of despair right now if I were still in contact.
According to my counselor this is very much a thing.
All I'm saying is that for the last 34 years of my life I have had to SUFFER the indignity of sharing a birthday with that man. I've got cancer so it's only fucking fair he fucking fart and shit himself to death. 🤷🏼♀️
I mean they DO have so many new frosty flavors. Maybe I'll walk to the Arctic circle and get a twist cone 😂😂😂 but I already do that all the time
Yes. Lol though I feel bad for my old stuff because it has to suffer the indignity of belonging to me 🤣 More old shit. Fun fact I bought that cup while high on (hospital administered) Fentanyl 🏥🏥😂😂😂
If i make a fancy dessert like I'm celebrating, do you think I'll manifest something good ⚰️⚰️⚰️
I just think owning old things is nice. I'm one of those weirdos who personifies inanimate objects. Someone loved them once enough to buy them and so they deserve to be loved again. I wish I had the money to buy only old shit. But I decided to be a teacher instead of a billionaire like an idiot.
They use so little that we would have to eat out of them every day for years for it to be harmful. We've never had the occasion to use them. But why wait 🤣 isn't being alive an ocassion enough.
I'm not classy at all. I just love getting high and going online for vintage resellers. The person I bought the dessert cups from had found some great stuff at an estate sale and PMd me to sell it to me first and at a discount so she could ship them together. Lovely community
Additionally I will add I have tested everything for lead.
And the tray they are on is hand painted from the 1890s. Because I love old shit and used to have disposable income to buy old shit.
I need something good to happen to me. I'm owed some karmic justice from the man with whom I share a birthday. 👿 Please I've had such a shitty August, it would make it the best August of my life 😂🙏
I wanna make panna cotta... And I just realized if I do I can serve it in my vintage uranium glass dessert cupsssssssdd
Fuuuuuck yeeeah. I get 4 days because I'm hourly and the 2nd is a contract only work day. Just no money 😢
You ever just wanna cry for no reason. That's me rn. I'm v sensitive 😭😂
As an egg lover. I still wanna punch him sometimes 😂
My first (and only) tattoo was the inquisition symbol. Looks shit but no regrets
He's so cute. Ugh I miss having a kitty. Not that I don't love my beautiful dog sons.
Billy I love you.
Saaaame. When I taught k I was always told I had "Big Ms.Frizzle energy" (once meant as an insult by a fuddy duddy 2nd grade teacher). Im just a silly Lil gal
I am the most basic ass white woman to live. Let me enjoy my basic girl treat!
Lol not me crying that I might lose my hair if I need chemo vs me being very okay with chopping my tits off.
Every teacher: does anyone have a pen? Me (a former brownie scout):. Black, blue, or purple.
My holy trinity
Father, mother, himbo son.
Solas come get ur wife. She wants to make scrambled eggs. 🥚🍳
Don't worry, I got u Eggboy
If you could only see my Legs. They are just bruises!
My bf said the same but about me irl and I still do that in video games 😂 though not when I walk anymore.
I love seeing Herja come across my time line, especially with Emmrich in tow. They are so heckin cute. ❤️
I was clearly on my dragon age shit 😂 this time 5 years ago. On Facebook because I got banned on Twitter for threatening to punch T3rfs 👊😂 and needed to shit post somewhere apparently.
Them in the car so my grandma wouldn't know (my grandpa had type 2 diabetes and was on heart attack 3/5 died at 81) And they always made her feel like she was getting a hug from my grandpa. And she wanted me to see each of them as a hug from her and her family. 😭😭😭😭😭 Cryin in the clerb (my couch)
My oldest sister sent me several boxes of zebra cakes. She said when she would hang out with our grandpa he would lose control of the car and swerve into the Reams (very local grocery store, six in the state so you can suss out where we lived). And they would go buy a box of zebra cakes and eat
Weird that there is no bike rack at the CVS but there is one at the AUTOZONE next door.
Yes Emmrich would.
Went to urgent care. He has an ortho referral if the pain persists another week. Otherwise Its the dick n balls combo (1 500mg Tylenol and 2 200mg ibuprofen and light compression. ... Like I suggested. Not my first rodeo.
I'll also add that it wasn't explicit or anything. I didn't know much about sex at that age so it was going on dates and holding hands
This one. At like 15 (approx. 1.3 billion years ago). I wrote a self insert of an OLDER me falling for a character in his 40s?? I think at the time. And got more than one comment about how gross and borderline pedophilic it was. I was 15. My self insert was 30.
If you struggle with effect v affect I learned a simple rule. If you want to use it as a verb you use Affect. Ex: Trumps policies will AFFECT the lives of many for the worse. If you need to use it as a noun it's effect. Ex: The special EFFECTS were delightful. Also fuck Trump.
Bea (my Antivan Crow Rook) lost vision in her left eye after the mission that got her kicked to the inquisition. It took months of training to hit targets, and she still struggles with depth perception. She's just careful not to let it affect her job.
Happy 27th! That was a very transformative year for me and I hope the same for you!
Watch out halfling bard, Tailor Swiftfoot, just got engaged to half orc barbarian, Travis Killsee.
Why did god give us two fists of he didn't intend for us to use them... On transphobes For fist bumps and totally not for punching 😉 or anything violent like that. 😉😉😉
They gave my Fentanyl after surgery once and I felt like I could fight god because I felt none of the background pain. My poor Partner had to keep bringing me in from the snow because I was yelling at the moon. I was also high, but the thing that sticks with me is not being in pain at all.
Unfortunately/luckily I'm used to the pain 😂 chronic pain amirite 😭😂
I have EDS so my joints are slippery
My partner is in pain, fucked up his knee. I suggest light compression with ace bandages. He insists it will do nothing. Hours later he was able to get up the stairs. Never doubt a chronic pain girly!
I paid tribute to the Egg god (Solas) by Makin eggplant parm from scratch (it was a hit. My mother in law smelled it cooking and asked for some) tell me this man doesn't love a good eggy parm.
Which of you egg cultist cleared out the eggplants. I hate to tell you this but it doesn't grow Solas Dragon ages
The web forum origins urge to make a custom siggy for my email. I wonder if the girl I used to commission mine from is still available. 🤣
Cullen. I was not convertered to the Egg Cult yet.
Everyone at work is a little on edge over here, understandably.
Only if you have a head start!
Hehe meme my way through this
My outfit was super cute before it was caked in mud and dirty rainwater
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Me rn but it's Tuesday
The hits to my mental health the last two weeks
