I create semen
I create semen
do the drugs, then let them tell you what to do next
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxix...
Well, ya, it'd be pretty weird if she was in the room when he was fucking kids
It's fucking noon on a wednesday
Roll Damn Tide
in your pants
My dick
As a native Idahoan, I don't need to give you shit. I like potatoes and don't care who knows it
It does what now
total tomfoolery
Dude, fuck off with the word 'bawdy'
Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.
This is my favorite tweet of all time
He doesn't need a walkable neighborhood though
dusted off the ol' '03 'queer eye' button up i see
Maybe he didn't know she's his step-daughter
This is one of the reasons I think local elections are so important. Local politicians seem to get that way m9re than national candidates and office holders
Gonna smoke a really small, expensive cigar since I'm watching Wes Anderson tonight
Stakeholders, omg
Jesus.
They also have... peacocks
Eat.
As a kid I had a fake id with the address of the most expensive house listed in California as my address
Holy shit.
I don't have a lot to add except to say I don't think a lot of the country fully understands just how important diversity is to the culture of greater LA. And just the staggering, staggering amount of land it occupies and the number of people that call it home.
Has Tom Nichols been blown and/or blackout drunk for the last several days
this is such a good representation of American Christianity
LOL @ #2
I'll argue you. I'll argue you and your whole fucking family.
which part of LA?
i saw rfk jr swimming through the chuck e. cheese ball pit like an eel
Go to menu startup settings and make sure an app or bad input isn't set for the startup screen
I worked there once for a holiday season, was actually pretty fun
Why does her head move like that
pabstword
dude you just used a lot of words to describe every influencer
Pitzer
Throw them out. They get so much garbage shit it's like 90% of their time sorting all the garbage out
Because it's awesome, NEXT QUESTION
Hey fuck you
I know nothing, but isn't bone cancer supposed to be unbelievably painful
Does that CNN guy always have those incredible head tilts going on
SUP
When I got my new cat I did two things: a) sleep on the floor of the 'cat room' (where litterbox / food is) for a few days, with the cat not allowed out of that room b) so much catnip he could barely function for a week
Is this real, or some AI bullshit
is this sarcasm
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
"every time yoda showed up on set his shit was absolutely rocked off inhalants. tiny cooker would go through a home depot worth of paint thinner before the cameras started rolling. i mean, he'd deliver lines in some gibberish language, cantonese i think? other times he just sat silently, weeping"
Got damn
Your dick is one inch long. Fuck you.
DOGGIE
This has got to be AI
free amphetamines back in the day
Is it possible that when RFK jr is talking about autistic people he’s actually thinking of cats
men are too dramatic to play pro golf
Damn.
Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog
ROLL TIDE
Thanks for the tip!
Politics aside, I mostly want to go to see their full speech (all inflections, gestures, body language etc...) and how/when the crowd reacts because I'm a public speaking fucking nerd.
Should I go to the Bernie/AOC rally
Yes
Soccer on FOX bonus time
Just so you know, a full neuropsych exam takes five hours on its own. There's no such thing as 'acing' it.
Jesus.
I use it to have warner herzog tell me stories about the teletubbies
i'm going to the dentist ChatGPT said: Ah, the dentist—our modern-day oracle of plaque and pain. You going in for a routine cleaning or is this a more dramatic dental saga?
JEWS
costa rica is dope
lightweight
do something or step down
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Is that last thing talking about masturbating
Read the clip of the headline before seeing your tweet and automatically thought the same thing
It's kind of impressive how perfectly Chuck Schumer is not meeting this moment. Like he brought in punch-up writers to heighten and refine how badly he's botching it.
Hey-o!
Also, holy shit, completely forgot this site exists www.flickchart.com/pajiba,, so much fun (this is not an ad)
Shape of Water was awful, terrible
Libertarian sports blogger
Holy shit
"cry more" isn't any longer an insult, it's a guide for self care
is this real? actual question, not sarcasm
Get a hungover college debate judge to deliver the rebuttal, you cowards
Guess we're at the really, really , really hugging the podium point
Jesus.
He's nipping out for you
Damn it I was gonna say your mom but yours is better
Dope ass lawn chair elon's got
Welp, here goes
A Vermont bunny slope is just a parking lot covered in snow
So is the government paying Musk etc., to run all these job qualification thingers through Musk's AI or nah
This is fascinating. Thanks for sharing!
its just so tiring fuckin watching establishment fuckin just keep reading polls instead of highlighting strong leaders that can actually move the fuckin needle polls reflect what's happening now; where are the people who will tell us what can be instead of what is
Damn it, that was gonna be my reply
How,
Jason Statham?
roll tide
Big tech
I'm 'watching closely' and 'preparing my next move' as my penis slowly turns black and falls off