"Temu doesn't sell plugs, that's a citrus reamer." "Then I'd like to return this citrus reamer, it failed to get me off."
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"Temu doesn't sell plugs, that's a citrus reamer." "Then I'd like to return this citrus reamer, it failed to get me off."
Finally, someone who actually posts the username of accounts created specifically for trolling and bullying instead of blacking them out, thank you. I reported the account and blocked them with that info
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Prompt: breasts breasts big boobs breasts knockers huge boobies boobs breasts big colossal breasts woman AI guy showcasing his work at the Guggenheim: "I draw my inspiration from the plight of the fairer sex and the struggles of the disenfranchised in this cold, modern landscape."
Radcliffe should be given all the roles. Every role. He's so awesome.
Jim Henson's Shawshank Redemption
Doctor I trust more than RFK the bad sequel
open art commissions for anyone interested! :3
Remember this. The Nazis were defeated by geologists and car mechanics and school teachers and milkmen. Ordinary people from all over the world who risked their own lives to put the fascists in the ground where they belong.
Cake: "What. You're delicious." 🍦😜
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"Do you have any idea how hard it is to put on a shirt with these things??"
Yeah, I had that happen to me too a while back.
Ugh, this pain in the pit of my stomach knowing what's coming, even if we've all seen it happen a million times 😨
Ooh, BGC on bluray! I should add that to my Xmas list :)
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These guys could put the information on a flash drive, walk up to putin, hand it to him in person & on camera, tell him to "go nuts", and the worst they'll get is some bullshit slap on the wrist or some deflection by the govt; as usual nowadays, no one will in the end ultimately be held accountable.
Those puffed up cheeks under the water are cute )^_^(
If you see this, quote 10 games to get to know you by: ⭐️EverQuest ⭐️Star Control II (later known as The Ur-Quan Masters) ⭐️Space Quest series ⭐️Quest for Glory series ⭐️Star Trek Online ⭐️City of Heroes (alas, dead now) ⭐️Street Fighter 2 & 6 ⭐️Fallout 3 ⭐️Planescape: Torment ⭐️Horizon: Zero Dawn
Looooved Stray, such a great (quick) adventure 🐈. I'm also big on city builders myself like Skylines, I just get too self-conscious about making it all run perfectly without my constant intervention😅
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Aw, I like her expression, really cute :)
I can see it. JLA showed that this is possible and that there's still a person underneath all that craziness.
...Yeeeahhhh, no 🤨.
Now that's shopping smart!
And now: Lapis with Dorito hair.
I guess you can use a paid alternative like Nebula for some good programming, but YT has tons of great content that isn't available there: just subscribe to the channels you like on YT and you're free to avoid any suggestions the site throws your way, if your concerns are about clickbait or AI.
It isn't true Texas BBQ without some cobbler for dessert.
Here's the bill btw Call your senators and tell them to shut it down
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Lube, Wood and Nuts🪵
Opening these up again for August! :)
28, which I thought was a lot until I checked out the comments, some folks have been to nearly all of them!
"Hey everybody, do the Bender!"
When Israel's press is being run by United Healthcare: "Sorry, we can't cover your starvation caused by war crimes because you had a pre-existing condition."
The weather is the best reason to live here. Best part is this is the weather 85% of the year 😎. But hey, at least in Toronto you have seasons.
Reed and Ben had a conversation about this after he became the Thing:
My grandmother used to bake cakes, pies, cookies, and all sorts of amazing desserts. When we asked her if she ever ate any of it, her answer was a stern "NO. Never. Not a bite. I do not want to get fat." And then she would stuff us with these things.
Still disappointed they never gave these guys a third arm, they could have been for the Edosians what every other species in the galaxy is to humans.
🎵"Part of your... WOOOORRRRRRRLD!"🎶
Ah, my first introduction to anime movies. Junior-highschool-me fell in love immediately 🥰
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Will open 2 slots around July 12-14. Stay tuned!
"Today. Tomorrow." A Superman fan comic about Clark Kent, Lois Lane and relationships 🚏 (1/4) #Art #Comics #DCcomics #Superman #Artsky
Yay, saw Boney M there! Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's favorite love machine!
Pam Bondi (February on a live Fox News interview): "The client list is on my desk." Pam Bondi (now): "What client list?"
Whaaaaat? But... but he's NEVER boldface lied to our face before 😱!
Time for a water landing!
"I mean, yeah, the millions in royalties are okay and the screaming adoring fans are kinda cool, but sometimes I sit by myself and wonder: what if? Ya know?"
Bondi: "Wait, wait, we found it. Just ignore that one name with the strikethrough." CNN: "It says 'Donald Trump' with a single pen line through it." Bondi: "Nonsense, that illegible name could be anyone."
Aw, the voices are cute!
Yeah, this is pretty much me at the moment.
Wouldn't exactly call it "funny" 😢
If only we lived in a world where billionaires had some sort of, I dunno, influence over the world and the politics that govern it. Alas, the ultra-wealthy are powerless to change this system of oppression they face. When will the 0.1% catch a break😭?!!
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I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
Great, now the theme song is suddenly stuck in my head...
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Yeah, being tethered to your parents only became a thing once cell phones showed up on the scene. But a lot of society changed at that same time too, and it started becoming more dangerous for kids to go out. I grew up in a suburb where I could be gone who knows where till dinner without a problem.
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Ran out of available characters to list them all 😅
The Iraq War could have happened yesterday and these rubes would still demonstrate the memory capacity of a goldfish. Jesus, trump's last presidency resulted in nearly 2-million Covid deaths and a skyrocketing national debt, and he *still* convinced enough idiots that he deserved a 2nd shot at it.
I love em all!
My pre-programmed filters blocked him before I could do it manually, God Bless modern technology ❤️
The subject of the painting, Anna Christina Olson, had a disease which kept her from being able to walk, so she had to crawl everywhere and couldn’t travel out of sight from her home. That house was the center of her world, she couldn’t escape it, always tethered to it, without the freedom to go.
Such a tragic story behind it too.
Lapis: "How's the haircut, babe?" Peri: "😨Looks lovely😭."
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Big thanks to every asshole that decided not voting would be a better choice because they didn't like how Kamala laughed.
Probably a good idea to keep it away from your work area, you don't want temptation knocking on your door when you're trying to focus.
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"Gotta... HUFF... go... PANT... fast... WHEEZE!"
Not just a will, because that will be subject to estate taxes. I'd recommend setting up a trust, much more secure and easier to transfer your estate to your loved ones.
*bull after destroying every single thing in the China shop* "Well, my work here is done." *leaves*
Theo and Andrew who? (and I only know Rogan from NewsRadio)
Let's be honest, this was just an excuse to draw Lapis in an Imperial uniform 🤩...
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Glad I discovered this comic, the artwork is superb!
Through the ears it is, then.
Tossup between Alien and Nightmare on Elm Street. Junior high school me had nightmares for months after those 😨
He goes where no ordinary rabbit would dare.
People sure liked beige back then. The 80s must've burnt out their retinas.
Just narrowly dodged a blast from the Death Star
That level of clumsiness qualifies as a superpower.
I love these!
50-year-old advice: enjoy your fandoms and your hobbies. Don't guilt yourself out of them thinking you've gotten too old for them, if you like gaming and cartoons and toy collecting and anime and whatever, keep going! You only live once, enjoy it while you can!
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